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Title: Quote of the Day
Post by: Mingva on February 11, 2004, 10:22:27 PM
<akosspoo> there's no Alain Racing, no Argammon Racing, no Akoss Racing etc. ... only the mighty Mingva can afford to create a team 'Mimas Racing'

Please write here the best and the funniest quotes from chat  :lol:

P.S. But only one line per day from person.
Title: quote
Post by: Akoss Poo a.k.a. Zorromeister on February 11, 2004, 10:35:58 PM
My absolute favourite:

Alain invites me to France (2003/3/10) and I'm afraid of fame and unemployment, and he says:

[13:28] <Marcus_N> theres always a soup for u in hendaye
Title: Quote of the Day
Post by: CTG on February 12, 2004, 12:27:09 PM
31th January 2004:

Quote from: "Mingva"
[23:24] <Mingva> i hope some hungarian stunts pipsqueaks will die too :D


Not my favorite, but a very interesting one about who are the bad boys of the community...  :P
Title: Quote of the Day
Post by: alanrotoi on February 12, 2004, 02:32:32 PM
One of the most funny quotes in my opinion is:

When americans "cought" Saddam, they said like in a Hollywood movie: "Ladies and Gentlemen we got him".

I can't understand how the american people could believe all these circus...
Title: Quote of the Day
Post by: al il professore on February 12, 2004, 07:40:31 PM
[19:10] <Mingva> akoss will be shocked after he'll see our times :DDD

best line ever :)
Title: Quote of the Day
Post by: Mingva on February 12, 2004, 08:38:14 PM
Quote from: "CTG"
Useless comment to reach 50 posts in this topic and to get closer to 700 messages...


A real candidate to win "Flooder of the Month" award  :lol:
Title: Quote of the Day
Post by: CTG on February 12, 2004, 10:46:49 PM
Hey, I did it! :P  :lol:

Goodbye Helen...  :wink:
Title: Quote of the Day
Post by: alanrotoi on February 13, 2004, 12:09:38 PM
What do you win CTG?
Title: Quote of the Day
Post by: JTK on February 13, 2004, 02:56:48 PM
My favorite quote came from the forum from Bonzai Joe:

Quote
Sep 11, 2003 12:34 am      
-------------------------------------
 

Fish are yellow




Title: Quote of the Day
Post by: al il professore on February 13, 2004, 09:34:34 PM
[21:19] <Argammon> now I will put ignore on.. sorry but you are annoying stupid asshole

in our funniest ever line series, the great argammoniac. can be related to the fact that i took the lead on a track where he thought he would be the best driver :)
Title: Quote of the Day
Post by: Argammon on February 14, 2004, 12:37:33 AM
Do you know how many times the lead changed on that track? Maybe 20 times?Sorry you are so clueless it's starting to hurt.

But the best quote is

<Alain>I bet a podium on Z35 that you will be stuck at 1.16
Title: Quote of the Day
Post by: al il professore on February 14, 2004, 09:17:57 AM
just to make you understand your puny name is right in the middle of my line of sight... i will play darts on your photo until you feel voodooized... "we can be zeros..." David Bowie.
Title: The ultimate Stunts quote
Post by: Krys TOFF on February 14, 2004, 07:29:12 PM
Here is the ULTIMATE Stunts quote :

Kevin Pickell : 6th gear is a bug

Taken from Zak's interview. :wink:
Title: Quote of the Day
Post by: alanrotoi on February 15, 2004, 12:54:12 PM
Quote Fri 13th of 2004, my mom at the phone (in spanish of course): "A package to you arrived here from Lithuania by somebody called Mingva"  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Thanks a lot mings!! I'll see it next monday :D
Title: Quote of the Day
Post by: al il professore on February 15, 2004, 01:52:49 PM
wow! it reminds me this quote:

'i still didnt send the 2002 awards' zak

i hope its a great gift you will receive!
Title: Quote of the Day
Post by: alanrotoi on February 16, 2004, 10:16:37 AM
I'll know it today at night but I already feel congratulated with the shipment :D
Title: Quote of the Day
Post by: CTG on February 17, 2004, 01:26:02 AM
"pArAnO is a potato" by Argammon, last night... :)
Title: Quote of the Day
Post by: DieselJoe on February 17, 2004, 11:23:07 AM
But he was wrong.

Parano is a sort of CARROT with a medium length, which is cropped early and has a good carrot fly resistance  :mrgreen:
(http://www.gardenaction.co.uk/images/carrot_parano.jpg)
For more information look here:
http://www.gardenaction.co.uk/fruit_veg_diary/fruit_veg_mini_project_february_1c_carrot.asp
Title: oi
Post by: Akoss Poo a.k.a. Zorromeister on February 17, 2004, 12:07:34 PM
Thank you for the information Diesel Joe. But we already decided the food names of the drivers. pArAnO is a potato (R), and the carrot is Krys (R). Btw you are the Mushroom (R). Don't ask why, it just came....
Title: Re: oi
Post by: DieselJoe on February 17, 2004, 12:41:13 PM
Bad decision :lol:
Where and by whom is such a nonsense decided???
Quote from: "Akoss Poo"
Don't ask why, it just came....

I'm sorry, but I will....
Why am I the mushroom? Although I'm a vegetarian I don't like mushrooms very much... maybe you could have asked me before giving me that "food name" :D

And by the way: What do these (R)s mean? These names are registered trademarks? :lol:
Title: Re: oi
Post by: Akoss Poo a.k.a. Zorromeister on February 17, 2004, 01:18:42 PM
Quote from: "DieselJoe"
And by the way: What do these (R)s mean? These names are registered trademarks? :lol:


Yes.
Title: Quote of the Day
Post by: alanrotoi on February 17, 2004, 05:53:21 PM
<Argammon> well you are an exceptional talent alan =P

every day I have more fans :)
Title: Quote of the Day
Post by: alanrotoi on February 19, 2004, 07:04:08 PM
In a funny football-wrestling match comments with Alain, he said:

"<[A]lain> was it the right moment and the right opponent to do that???"

 :lol:  :lol:
Title: Quote of the Day
Post by: al il professore on February 19, 2004, 07:12:18 PM
<JTK>you are absolutely crazy as far as i can tell

to me... not about me in general... h?h?, but about my lap on kalpen A 2003 :)
Title: Quote of the Day
Post by: JTK on February 19, 2004, 10:46:34 PM
Well, that was a race to remember :)
Title: Quote of the Day
Post by: JTK on February 19, 2004, 10:53:00 PM
Tonight Alan wrote in the chat:

< alanrotoi > chat for the peace ^_^
Title: Quote of the Day
Post by: Argammon on February 20, 2004, 03:03:16 PM
I think I've mentioned that I spend roughly 20-30 minutes on Kalpen A as my comeback began just before that track ended.
But that's not the point.

What am I trying to say.
The 'total crazy' replay was my invention! Just Alain did it faster than I did.
Title: Quote of the Day
Post by: al il professore on February 20, 2004, 05:46:51 PM
well, z35 will prove that we have the same driving style
Title: Quote of the Day
Post by: Argammon on February 21, 2004, 02:07:13 PM
Black pepper,green salt...
Title: Quote of the Day
Post by: al il professore on February 21, 2004, 08:15:53 PM
Pepper is one of the most common spices used today right next to salt. There are many varieties to try and use in your cooking. Weather your using black pepper, white pepper or green pepper they all stem from the same plant, no pun intended.
Title: Quote of the Day
Post by: Argammon on February 21, 2004, 10:09:21 PM
And what comes to mind if you think about green salt?
Title: Quote of the Day
Post by: al il professore on February 22, 2004, 10:29:08 AM
a terrible poison. I think you are the green salt.
Title: Quote of the Day
Post by: Shoegazing Leo on February 22, 2004, 01:36:20 PM
Putz... I don't want to think who I am... :P
Title: Quote of the Day
Post by: Argammon on February 22, 2004, 06:54:21 PM
Your attacks on me are getting boring.
Yawn..........
Title: Quote of the Day
Post by: al il professore on February 22, 2004, 08:32:36 PM
I am not attacking you SUCKER
Title: Quote of the Day
Post by: Argammon on February 22, 2004, 10:21:20 PM
Trying to start it again?Sad........
Title: Quote of the Day
Post by: al il professore on February 22, 2004, 10:57:05 PM
100% of your posts are paranoid argammon
Title: Quote of the Day
Post by: alanrotoi on July 23, 2004, 12:13:44 AM
Quote of the day "VIVA ARGENTINA!!!"

(http://www.caras.uolsinectis.com.ar/backstage/nicole_neumann/images/galeria_01.jpg)
Title: Quote of the Day
Post by: Mingva on July 23, 2004, 11:17:28 PM
Yep, nice :) Other photos also  8)
Title: Quote of the Day
Post by: Shoegazing Leo on July 27, 2004, 07:36:32 AM
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Title: Quote of the Day
Post by: al il professore on July 27, 2004, 11:22:09 AM
the original topic was chat rooom quote of the day:

quote of the day: [11:16] <Alain_> hi skid

well... summer is really not so cool for stunts driving :(
Title: Quote of the Day
Post by: BonzaiJoe on August 15, 2004, 12:55:40 PM
Best quote of the Stunts Meeting:

Akoss Poo: "I'm not drunk"
Title: meeting quote
Post by: Krys TOFF on August 15, 2004, 11:28:09 PM
Quote from: "Jacky"
Best quote of the Stunts Meeting:

Akoss Poo: "I'm not drunk"


Mmm.... Mmmmmmuahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ! :lol:
Akoss said that kind of crazyness only when he's drunk. :wink:  :lol:
Title: Quote of the Day
Post by: DieselJoe on October 02, 2004, 12:10:05 AM
Whahaahahaaaaaaaa!!! I have the ULTIMATE quote of the day! :D :D :D
Well, not really just of the day, I waited 3 month and now it's time to post it!

Quote from: "Akoss Poo on his page about the tracks"
sorry for the missing screenshot, I will make one soon


:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Title: Quote of the Day
Post by: Akoss Poo a.k.a. Zorromeister on October 03, 2004, 10:42:06 PM
Oooops. I feel embarassed... (unlike Zak in situations like this) Sorry... Now championship is over... :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: CTG on September 29, 2010, 10:49:42 PM
2004-12-19
Alain il professore

guess who i am: "this replay only took me fifteen minutes, its a training lap! arh!! arh!! arh!!" now send your best replays ever, because i am BACK!!!
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Gutix on October 03, 2010, 12:45:16 AM
"2007-03-28
Mara Mong   

My slaves are silent. :P"





BTW: Who is Mara Mong?



Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: CTG on October 03, 2010, 01:37:40 AM
"2007-03-28
Mara Mong   

My slaves are silent. :P"





BTW: Who is Mara Mong?





Argammon? ;D
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: alanrotoi on October 03, 2010, 08:27:09 AM
another ghost? :O
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: CTG on October 03, 2010, 11:07:38 AM
another ghost? :O

Yes, you. ;D
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: BonzaiJoe on October 03, 2010, 12:28:05 PM
I think it was during the Gelato Baker scandal. I made a ghost called Chicago Striker, and then Krys Toff and others picked up and made parody-names of most of the pipsqueaks. Kiss Zoff, Across Pool, some others and probably Mara Mong.
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: CTG on October 03, 2010, 05:06:15 PM
Mara Mong was my ghost anyway. Never sending a single replay, just talking like a tuned Mr. Superiorgammon.
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: alanrotoi on February 02, 2011, 08:58:37 PM
another ghost, told you.. haha ^_^. oh ok I shut up :(
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: CTG on February 03, 2011, 09:26:30 PM
Quote from: Akoss Poo; 2005-08-01
Sorry for the grammatical errors, I just checked what I wrote... :) No problem, you should understand my sentences, too. New version of fisse song: SHITTY-SHITTY, SHITTY ALAIN!!!
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: alanrotoi on February 04, 2011, 12:00:54 AM
"suck my dick" Ron Geremy
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: BonzaiJoe on February 05, 2011, 06:30:35 PM
That doesn't fit into the Venus In Furs tune at all.
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: CTG on May 29, 2011, 11:58:48 PM
Quote from: alain (2005-09-29)
i will be playing until i win. it means that i wont hide my time until the very last minute. i will be listening to "anal ease" featuring ben snel as freerk... and i will win z55, i promise you.

Quote from: ZCT 55 scoreboard
1 Bonzai Joe Cork`s Crew  0:50.65  (-9.25)   manual 09-30   21:00 12
2 Ayrton MeganiuM Aces High  0:51.55  (-2.00) +00.90  manual 09-30   18:56 11
3 CTG Cork`s Crew  0:53.55  (-0.65) +02.90  manual 09-30   20:47 10
4 Alain Orion  0:57.30  (-0.20) +06.65  manual 09-28   13:31 9
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: alanrotoi on May 30, 2011, 01:07:02 AM
Quote
   
2009-10-23
CTG   Enough for today.
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: CTG on May 30, 2011, 07:30:00 PM
NOT enough.
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Gutix on May 30, 2011, 10:46:08 PM
Quote
2008-09-04 Bonzai Joe   

Let the competition be alive :)
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Duplode on June 27, 2011, 09:28:17 PM
Quote
2004-07-18
Zak McKracken   

ZCT40 is over, hard battle for the podium, winner was Alain again this time, second Gutix, third Akoss Poo. Grats!
For ZCT41 lets take a step back in time, and exchange the numbers. 41->14. Yes, 2002 May, with the Jaguar XJR9. It has two other specialities:
First, this is the only ZCT track which has no winning replay archive, because they were lost, so you have to find the tricks yourself
Second, the deadline is during the 1st world Stunts Meeting. So those who come can also battle in live race in the last hours...
Well, sit down in your cold room in this hot summer, and race! ;)

As far as I can remember, this is the first time I get a race result update  :)
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: alanrotoi on June 28, 2011, 04:04:51 AM
newbie...



haha kidding  ::)
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: CTG on July 25, 2012, 02:12:08 PM
"4 secs to see your crashed car is enough to cry."
- Alan Rotoi
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: CTG on July 31, 2012, 01:46:02 PM
"...just gimme a normal track, not like this, and you can watch my shadow, motherfucker."
- Akoss Poo
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: zaqrack on August 04, 2012, 06:15:17 PM
Quote
2004-07-18
Zak McKracken   

ZCT40 is over, hard battle for the podium, winner was Alain again this time, second Gutix, third Akoss Poo. Grats!
For ZCT41 lets take a step back in time, and exchange the numbers. 41->14. Yes, 2002 May, with the Jaguar XJR9. It has two other specialities:
First, this is the only ZCT track which has no winning replay archive, because they were lost, so you have to find the tricks yourself
Second, the deadline is during the 1st world Stunts Meeting. So those who come can also battle in live race in the last hours...
Well, sit down in your cold room in this hot summer, and race! ;)

As far as I can remember, this is the first time I get a race result update  :)

Because admin newsposts are stored in a separate database table :)
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: alanrotoi on August 12, 2012, 09:58:21 AM
2005-06-23
Alan Chuytrix 70   Sorry Zak, this was the last time I made this joke. Delete my time, delete my this real ghost registration and forget it. :)
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: CTG on August 12, 2012, 08:15:44 PM
Quote from: CTG
skid you, doggy!
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: CTG on August 19, 2012, 04:13:33 PM
Another one by the mighty Poo:

2004-11-06
"gutix! send a better, otherwise i will kill you."
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: BonzaiJoe on September 10, 2012, 05:25:48 PM
2008-02-22
DieselJoe   Being drunk at 19:58 AND AGAIN at 19:59 is REALLY crazy! :D

Another crazy thing are the speeding penalties in Turkey's country. Some days ago an australian letter arrived here... I have to pay 196 $ for having driven 10 km/h too fast!!! Holy stallin shit!

But nonetheless, welcome Aussie! ;)
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: CTG on December 18, 2012, 10:27:37 AM
Dedicated to Mr. Töff.

Quote from: Interview with Lise (2006)
- Have you ever played Stunts naked?
- Yes


Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: alanrotoi on January 29, 2013, 12:18:25 AM
2005-06-30
ayrton   Bueno, a los que no creen en mi, les pido disculpas por tratar de ir r?pido, y para los que si, lo voy a seguir intentado ...


It means something like "ok, to who beleaves in me I apollogyze to be fast, and for the others I'll keep trying."
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: alanrotoi on February 14, 2013, 01:08:07 AM
2007-05-31
CTG:   

dirty hider...
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: alanrotoi on February 14, 2013, 01:10:04 AM
2004-12-06
Alain il professore:   guess whose birthday is coming soon? jesus christ would have been 2005 years old in a few weeks. And Papa no?l (santa claus) is still alive... one by one, only the good die young.
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: alanrotoi on February 14, 2013, 01:12:22 AM
2007-06-06
Chulk:   New reaplay. I'mk almost there though last 5 seconds are always the hardest part.
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: alanrotoi on February 14, 2013, 01:16:29 AM
2009-06-21
CTG:   From now all I have to do is waiting ang hiding. :D


This is from CTG, but who didn't say that?
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: alanrotoi on February 14, 2013, 01:19:10 AM
Oh! This one!

2012-01-05
Friker:   btw HELLO everybody. it seems this year ill do some driving but not competitive racing.


And finished 2nd overall xD.
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: alanrotoi on February 14, 2013, 01:25:06 AM
and my favourite:

2005-06-23
Gutix:   Chulk, if you want to see real ghosts, take a look at Ghostkilled Stunts Champinship. You can find there all kind of ghosts (including me :D)
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: CTG on February 14, 2013, 08:59:33 AM
2007-05-31
CTG:   

dirty hider...

Addition:

CTG 2:16.20 Acura 05-30 22:22 23  36
CTG 2:13.30 Acura 05-31 21:00 1635  1671
CTG 2:10.25 Acura 05-99 23:59 1  1672

;D
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: CTG on February 14, 2013, 09:01:23 AM
2009-06-21
CTG:   From now all I have to do is waiting ang hiding. :D


This is from CTG, but who didn't say that?

Why is it the quote of the day? ???
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: CTG on February 14, 2013, 09:02:38 AM
and my favourite:

2005-06-23
Gutix:   Chulk, if you want to see real ghosts, take a look at Ghostkilled Stunts Champinship. You can find there all kind of ghosts (including me :D)

I still owe him a medal for USC 2004/05... :D
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: alanrotoi on February 20, 2013, 08:55:12 PM
Guys I would like to add a quote of mine under my nick here, but I didn't find any. Do I have a real quote, in english at least? xD
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: CTG on March 12, 2013, 09:31:36 AM
I like put my nose everywhere
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: CTG on March 28, 2013, 01:33:08 PM
Quote from: Detox (1999?)
If you want to fu.ck the sky, you should teach your dick to fly!

Quite an old one. :D
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: alanrotoi on April 04, 2013, 06:01:47 PM
"Suggestion to some top drivers: let the less successful but talented pipsqueaks lead a bit - show your best without RH in the first week! I'll do it too!" 2005-03-31
CTG
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: CTG on April 04, 2013, 07:27:35 PM
"Suggestion to some top drivers: let the less successful but talented pipsqueaks lead a bit - show your best without RH in the first week! I'll do it too!" 2005-03-31
CTG

I was hunting for LTB. ;D
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: CTG on April 11, 2013, 08:51:05 AM
I tryied to build a track where you can have fun the whole month and not only the first week.

Is there anybody having fun with this track? :D
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: CTG on May 31, 2013, 08:31:55 AM
I may be naive, but I am not Snowwhite.

I guess you aren't naive at all.
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: BonzaiJoe on May 31, 2013, 09:17:04 AM
I used to be somewhat naive, and maybe I still am, a little bit. Not about systems or politics or philosophical questions, but about the intentions of people I know.
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: CTG on May 31, 2013, 09:23:50 AM
I used to be somewhat naive, and maybe I still am, a little bit. Not about systems or politics or philosophical questions, but about the intentions of people I know.

There's one way to avoid naivety: always assume the worst about others.

For me, the only exceptions used to be my favorite MSN chicks - no surprise, I burned myself with them.
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: BonzaiJoe on May 31, 2013, 09:14:36 PM
I'll take naivety, then :-) bad thoughts about others will just end up becoming self-fulfilling prophecies anyway.
Title: Quote of the day
Post by: CTG on May 31, 2013, 09:26:47 PM
bad thoughts about others will just end up becoming self-fulfilling prophecies anyway

welcome in my world
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: alanrotoi on June 28, 2013, 06:16:11 PM
Dark Chaser in my old stunts forum  07-Oct-2004, 15:51 :

"
El Portador e demais amigos,

Estarei viajando a trabalho nos próximos 12 dias (entre 7 e 18 de outubro). Abraços.

I will be away on business in the next 12 days (between 7 and 18 of October). Hugs."
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: BonzaiJoe on July 03, 2013, 09:48:46 PM
Dark Chaser in my old stunts forum  07-Oct-2004, 15:51 :

"
El Portador e demais amigos,

Estarei viajando a trabalho nos próximos 12 dias (entre 7 e 18 de outubro). Abraços.

I will be away on business in the next 12 days (between 7 and 18 of October). Hugs."


 :o

I'm confused. Very, very confused!
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: CTG on July 06, 2013, 12:28:00 AM
Quote from: ZakStunts messageboard
2004-09-03
Akoss Poo
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MINGVA! :)

:D
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: alanrotoi on July 07, 2013, 07:06:57 AM
2009-05-29
"CTG   Don't expect any replays from me, I'm quite out of Stunts these days - and that minimal effort will go for the USC battle with Duplode. Chance for Friker or anybody else to catch a podium!"
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: CTG on July 07, 2013, 01:52:26 PM
2009-05-29
"CTG   Don't expect any replays from me, I'm quite out of Stunts these days - and that minimal effort will go for the USC battle with Duplode. Chance for Friker or anybody else to catch a podium!"

Is this the quote of the day because I didn't lie? At the time I was hunting for a job, moving from the university hostel, etc.

Quote from: ZCT 95 scoreboard, May 2009
3   CTG         0:52.14  (-0.16)   +02.78      manual   1:19.00   05-18   19:08    10
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: alanrotoi on August 08, 2013, 03:27:23 AM
Some people was mad about MeganiuM results back in 2005:

"
    Chulk 20:55:00
    Leading after all the hard work!!
    Alan Rotoi 21:25:36
    Congratulation Chulk, great time! There are 7 argentinians in the scoreboard, is it a record?
    Akoss Poo 21:44:30
    7 Argentinian pipsqueaks, I wonder what CTG would say about it...

Aug 12

    Dottore 15:12:05
    Am I really 4th now? WOW! :)
    alan rotoi 15:57:02
    Akoss if you want to say something say it, but don't call your friends just to laugh at somebody.
    Akoss Poo 18:59:48
    Alan you wanted it: GHOSTS GO HOME!!! :P
    Chulk 23:03:40
    I'm not a ghost!! I'm tired of reading about it everytime I Log in. Dark Chaser and Vamologocomiso knows I'm not a ghost because they saw me improve in 4DSL (I won a race there beating Dark Chaser) so why is it so impossible for me to win a race here if I try hard enough?

Aug 13

    alan rotoi 00:21:33
    Akoss in the first time we were friends for years. Suddenly appears 3 guys from my country and you say I invented them (there are 36 million people here). I know how puts you those ideas in your head. Firstly I guessed you were so innocent like a boy, now I know you are a CTG puppet and you don't have a brain.
    alan rotoi 01:44:37
    "ghost go home"? This competition is hungarian. CTG is hungarian, so the ghost are AT HOME!!

"
It's funny because after CTG confessed, Akoss said he knew about the ghosts. Only in this track zct54 were : Mislav, Milka Hakkinen, Dottore and CTG. (maybe there were more but we don't know) stealing points of real pipsqueaks like: Alain, Zak, Krys, Aburaf, etc. Hypocrisy?
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: CTG on August 08, 2013, 08:12:47 AM
It's funny because after CTG confessed, Akoss said he knew about the ghosts. Only in this track zct54 were : Mislav, Milka Hakkinen, Dottore and CTG. (maybe there were more but we don't know) stealing points of real pipsqueaks like: Alain, Zak, Krys, Aburaf, etc. Hypocrisy?

You are obsessed with a dead topic and piss off yourself because of an 8 years old arguement...

As far as I know, Mislav was real - but you should ask Cork's Crew members to confirm it.
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: CTG on August 08, 2013, 08:19:49 AM
Btw you picked a really bad example for ghost invasion: I had "only" three on ZCT 54. On the contrary, ZCT 55 was the absolute ghost race with 10 different CTGs on the scoreboard (me, Dottore, Super Pursuit Mode, CTG, Dragonfly, H-Bomb, XTorres, Freeza, CTG, Ursin).
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Akoss Poo a.k.a. Zorromeister on August 08, 2013, 09:33:39 AM
And I got to know Dottore and CTG being a ghost only in August 2006. In 2005, I was chatting on msn with them without knowing that they are CTG in real...
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: alanrotoi on August 08, 2013, 10:06:13 AM
Btw you picked a really bad example for ghost invasion: I had "only" three on ZCT 54. On the contrary, ZCT 55 was the absolute ghost race with 10 different CTGs on the scoreboard (me, Dottore, Super Pursuit Mode, CTG, Dragonfly, H-Bomb, XTorres, Freeza, CTG, Ursin).

my bad
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: zaqrack on August 08, 2013, 10:45:35 AM

As far as I know, Mislav was real - but you should ask Cork's Crew members to confirm it.

Yes.
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: BonzaiJoe on August 08, 2013, 12:22:46 PM
Here is a list of the pipsqueaks I can fully confirm are real:

Bonzai Joe
JTK
KHR
CTG
Akoss Poo
Zak McKracken
Krys TOFF
Diesel Joe
Usrin
SuperBrian

 ;)
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Akoss Poo a.k.a. Zorromeister on August 08, 2013, 12:28:16 PM
I can also confirm:

Dinmor
Lise
Lupuszka
Szabee
S@mpi
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: CTG on August 08, 2013, 12:58:47 PM
Nobody mentioned Umberto Ácsó... ;D

(I could also tell a short list of confirmed pipsqueaks but nobody would believe me, so it's a waste of time to type their name... :D)
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Chulk on August 08, 2013, 05:35:12 PM
I can also confirm:
Lise
How could BJ forget about her?
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: CTG on August 08, 2013, 07:09:35 PM
I can also confirm:
Lise
How could BJ forget about her?

maybe by will...

Lise alone is a better chick than Cherry and Helen together! ;D
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: alanrotoi on August 08, 2013, 07:11:27 PM
I met Paleke, Gutix, Goyo, Manowar, Eddie Brother. The last two are family xD.
I saw "La Popis" registered in zakstunts but I don't remember she raced or registered here. So I guess it's another fake.
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: CTG on September 03, 2013, 08:27:38 AM
Quote from: ZakStunts messageboard, 3rd September 2004
8am Mingva:
Yeaaah, I have a birthday today :)))))
 9am DieselJoe:
Wow, sveikinu gimtadienio proga, Mingva! :D
 10am Mingva:
Dekui, Diesel Joe ;) Nice to see another guy speaking lithuanian :D 12pm Bonzai Joe:
Happy birthday :)
 5pm Akoss Poo:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MINGVA! :)

The only one in Stunts community to warn the others about his birthday: Mingva. ;D
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: alanrotoi on September 03, 2013, 11:26:26 PM
and you are the only with more than one birthday per year :D
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: CTG on September 03, 2013, 11:30:43 PM
and you are the only with more than one birthday per year :D

Jajajaja... says the one who just had two birthdays in a row (Chutix). ;D
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: CTG on September 13, 2013, 02:19:59 PM
Quote from: ZakStunts messageboard; 13th September 2008
On this day in 2008, some pipsqueaks wrote:
11am Bonzai Joe:
Typical experience: look at the scoreboard: Ayrton 56.90. Hmm, not that strong!.... in the Audi. Ah.
 Bonzai Joe:
That's rather funny actually, because I dreamed that the Audi had a power gear...

Quote from: Stunts Wiki, 'Powergear bug' article; 11th May 2009
The PG classes for the original cars are (car masses are given in brackets):

Flexible PG: Indy (15), Acura (31).
Rigid PG: Ferrari (27), Corvette (35), Audi and Lancia (25, unreachable PG).
Bug-free: Carrera (32)
Regular: P962 (20), Jaguar (21), LM-002 (55)
Anti-PG: Countach (33)

BJ, the prophet
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: BonzaiJoe on September 13, 2013, 04:21:11 PM
What are the bugs of the "Regular" cars?
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Duplode on September 13, 2013, 04:28:58 PM
What are the bugs of the "Regular" cars?

Mainly, if you get above the flat-track top speed they are not slowed down by the air drag afterwards. To see the difference, get Carrera to ~180mph in a long straight, hold the gas and watch the speedometer.
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: alanrotoi on September 13, 2013, 10:19:37 PM
I guess Indy, Corvette and Ferrari has a similar power gear bug because you can turn every time in every situation without losing the effect. You can't do it with Acura for example.
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: Duplode on September 14, 2013, 05:32:52 AM
I guess Indy, Corvette and Ferrari has a similar power gear bug because you can turn every time in every situation without losing the effect. You can't do it with Acura for example.

All of the PG cars have this bug - they can stay above the "official" top speed indefinitely in a straight road. Indeed, we actually expect Stunts cars to have this bug (from the usual cars, both original and custom, only Carrera is not affected).

(We still haven't figured out why Acura can't do PG turns, though  :))
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: CTG on September 14, 2013, 10:20:07 AM
(We still haven't figured out why Acura can't do PG turns, though  :))

It can. In the air. ;D
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: CTG on September 17, 2013, 06:56:12 PM
On this day in 2005, some pipsqueaks wrote:

3pm Akoss Poo:
Szolnoki MÁV will lose today! Forever Kazincbarcikai SC! Oi! Oi! Oi!  :)

6pm Akoss Poo:
WE SUCKED!!! (0-3)
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: dreadnaut on September 17, 2013, 07:27:50 PM
On this day in 2005, some pipsqueaks wrote:
I like seeing this little line quoted here and there :)  The little snippets of dialog are working!
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: CTG on September 22, 2013, 11:48:19 PM
On this day in 2011, some pipsqueaks wrote:

3pm Bonzai Joe:
If there is an LM002, one must assume that there is also an LM001. Maybe it's much faster than the 002, but I agree with satanziege that it will not win this time. The primary reason for this is that it is not within the choice of cars.

Quote from: Wikipedia
Lamborghini LM001

The Lamborghini LM001 was a prototype offroad vehicle designed and built by Lamborghini. It was first revealed at the 1981 Geneva Auto Show with the new Jalpa.

Despite the failure of the Cheetah project, the idea of a Lamborghini off-road vehicle was still very much alive, and with new capital from investors, the Cheetah concept was redesigned into the LM001. Unlike the Cheetah's Chrysler engine, the LM001 prototype had a 180 hp 5.9L (360 ci) AMC-built V8, with the intention of offering the V12 from the Countach for production models.

The LM001 was found to have unfavorable handling characteristics when accelerating. This problem was traced to the placement of the engine in the rear. As a result, the LM001 was discontinued after one prototype was made.

The Lamborghini LM002 was the follow-up vehicle to the LM001.
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: BonzaiJoe on September 23, 2013, 12:04:56 AM
One more old mystery solved.
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: alanrotoi on October 10, 2013, 05:37:32 PM
"From now on you'll see a devalued Rotoi. A less participative and easy to beat Rotoi, as alain likes :D."

Alan Rotoi, March 24, 2003.

Damn, I can't escape this curse I made for myself ten years ago. :D
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: dreadnaut on October 10, 2013, 07:00:44 PM
Just write the opposite, and it will happen! :D
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: CTG on September 06, 2014, 11:19:46 PM
I am begining to like you, CTG.  :lol:
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: CTG on September 10, 2014, 11:06:54 AM
Everyone speaks about copycats, but nobody saw anything about copydogs  :)  :)  :D  :lol:
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: alanrotoi on October 25, 2014, 08:04:54 PM
Quote from: Bonzai Joe
Bonzai Joe: Kerry is not backed by neo-conservatives at all. I dont know about the major corporations, but the biggest of them are paying George W. Bushs campaign because he gives them tax cuts. For major corporations, it would be quite stupid to support Kerry. Sure, I would like to see a different president than those two, but it is not the same at all...

25-Oct-2004  ??? :-* :-*
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: BonzaiJoe on October 26, 2014, 10:48:55 AM
Give me a break! It was (exactly) 10 years ago. I was only 19. I didn't realize that of course the very big money, while probably desiring a republican president, also support the democratic campaigns so everyone owes them something. I'll still hold that there would have been quite a significant difference between a Kerry presidency and a Bush presidency because Bush was never just a republican president - he was the president of an extremist government conducting very harmful foreign policy and moral policy (which shouldn't even be a concept). Those things aren't what big money cares most about anyway.
Title: Re: Quote of the Day
Post by: alanrotoi on October 26, 2014, 07:19:49 PM
I don't remember what I though about it but probably the same of you. Kerry was a "hippie-soldier" against Vietnam war. Who would think 40 years later he will bloodthirsty about invading another country?

Look at this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vs448eq1k9M
Title: Re: The ultimate Stunts quote
Post by: GTAMan17 on May 19, 2019, 03:27:37 PM
Here is the ULTIMATE Stunts quote :

Kevin Pickell : 6th gear is a bug

Taken from Zak's interview. :wink:
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D