usual :) this time design by CTG, and the car is the best ever produced :)
Easy and fast Countach track for beginners - hard RH for experts.
Hmm last month was a rather unpleasent experience for the old pipsqueaks,especially me :) Meganium rules!
I am feeling I am driving around first half of 2003 level,and that's not enough anymore.It looks like I can't reach early 2004 level.Pity :)
It's countach,it means no excuses anymore.All cards on the table.
Happy racing.
Well, it is something like the Zak tracks. I expected something new from CTG. (no problem with them, but I was just waiting for something new when Zak gave the track to CTG)
its a bad track with a bad car. highway to hell.
The Gates of Hell. Nice name.
According to Dante's Inferno, there are 9 circles in Hell. I still don't know if I'll go to the 2nd one (luxurious people) or 3rd one (food greedy people). :lol:
Is there any circle for sex maniacs? :lol:
Track is really very hard - it would be a lot easier with Acura.
Quote from: "CTG"Is there any circle for sex maniacs? :lol:
Yes, 2nd one. :D Luxury means lust for sex. :wink:
Aaaaaaaaaaaaah I see... :D Then we will suffer together there! :lol:
lost in lust nice track name
There is an online test that will determine which circle of hell you will go to. I don't remember where it is, but try to find it. I went to "The city of Dis" (6th circle)
It seems it was there (http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=14877319721426451592) but it is not active anymore...
CTG skid off yourself for the part of the track after first loop! :P
Is it too hard, Poop? Was it easier to make love with a cow? :twisted: :P :lol:
/me slaps CTG around a bit with a large trout! :twisted:
Cork! Ban him for this!
By the way, there's nothing better in this world than to be above Laura on her bed and fill her moist hole with my juicy dick! :)
it seems you like animal sex... :smt078 MOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! :D
Lise, please, don't read this post or you'll have a bad opinion about me. :lol:
Quote from: "Akoss Poo"there's nothing better in this world than to be above Laura on her bed and fill her moist hole with my juicy dick! :)
LOL, you talk like that about a thing you did only once with her. :shock:
Go test other girls, and do it more than once with each (remember that Karma Sutra have more than one page :lol: ) and we'll talk later if Laura was the best or not. :wink:
Test and compare is the only way to choose a woman. :lol:
(hopefully, my wife never comes to this forum :D ) Krys Toff, the horny French man.
"How appropriated, you fight like a cow"
Monkey Island (C) 1990 Lucas Films
cow=horn
Horn=Gyula :)
Sorry, I'm tired :)
Quote from: "Krys TOFF"Lise, please, don't read this post or you'll have a bad opinion about me. :lol:
Quote from: "Akoss Poo"there's nothing better in this world than to be above Laura on her bed and fill her moist hole with my juicy dick! :)
LOL, you talk like that about a thing you did only once with her. :shock:
Go test other girls, and do it more than once with each (remember that Karma Sutra have more than one page :lol: ) and we'll talk later if Laura was the best or not. :wink:
Test and compare is the only way to choose a woman. :lol: (hopefully, my wife never comes to this forum :D )
Krys Toff, the horny French man.
:smt018
No, I also think you have to compare partners to know if you have got the right one, but I also think that there's no need to do others than your partner while you're in a relationshop, if you got what you want. If you're not satisfied, then end the relationship before you "try" others.
One of the best tracks in ZakStunts history - with a shitty car... :?
yes, i agree with you, its one of the easiest thing ever designed.
Well, I would have hoped for a hard track with Countach, but it shall be interesting to try an easy one. All other Countach tracks have been hard... I hope I can fix my computer soon and try this one.
you have time until july the 14th, then I'll fix it for you anyway :D
Quote from: "BonzaiJoe"Well, I would have hoped for a hard track with Countach, but it shall be interesting to try an easy one. All other Countach tracks have been hard... I hope I can fix my computer soon and try this one.
It's not that easy. Okay, 1:10 is puppet's game. But try to close to one minute and you will see how cruel is the steering of Countach on certain elements... :)
Quote from: "lised"Quote from: "Krys TOFF"Lise, please, don't read this post or you'll have a bad opinion about me. :lol:
:smt018
No, I also think you have to compare partners to know if you have got the right one, but I also think that there's no need to do others than your partner while you're in a relationshop, if you got what you want. If you're not satisfied, then end the relationship before you "try" others.
Why don't you listen to me ? I told you not to read this post. :lol:
Anyway, having numerous girlfriends at the same time was I thing I used to do when I was student, because I was not satisfied with what I had.
Now it's over : I'm married you know :wink: , and I got married because I found the right one. :D
having numerous girlfriend at an early stage of sexual development increase the chances of developing a testicular cancer, like lance armstrong. be advised, you get more chances to climb the mont ventoux like a rocket if you get to many blowjobs at sixteen...
i know armmomoom, i look so smart, my posts are so smart... i am so smart!
n'allez pas en enfer!!! satan l'habite!!!
Quote from: "al il professore"n'allez pas en enfer!!! satan l'habite!!!
Arf ! "Come on baby light my fire !".
To everyone :arrow: don't do automatic translation of Alain's sentence, it would be useless : you need to speak French to understand the joke. :wink:
Krys,you must be trying to say: you must be french in order to understand it and proly not you have to be able to speak french in order to understand it.
The point is I do speak french,I do understand the sentence but don't see what's funny about it.
'Don't go to hell,Satan inhabits it'
(thats my translation not a machine one)
I think you really have to be french to find this to be funny.
Quote from: "Argammon"I do understand the sentence but don't see what's funny about it.
'Don't go to hell,Satan inhabits it'
Ok, let me be explicit then (
PMRC would say : "Lise and people under 18 years old, please don't read the explanation, there are explicit sentences in it.") :
"Satan l'habite" is told the same way as "?a tend la bite" ("?a" is said the same way as "sa").
In english : "Satan lives in" :arrow: "it makes me horny".
This is not the exact translation, but spirit is there. If you want automatic translation, it gives that : "that tightens the cork" errrr, no, sorry Cork (don't hurt me, please :lol: ), it means "that tightens the cock" :twisted: .
Now you understand why I said "come on baby light my fire", which means "gimme some light" (1st degree) or "gimme some fire for my cigarette" (2nd degree) or also "suck my evil dick" (horny degree, more explicit, isn't it ? :lol: ).
And "fire" comes very well with "Satan" I think, so now you know everything. :smt096
Quote from: "Argammon"The point is I do speak french
Even when you speak a language, there are always things you won't understand if this language is not your original one. :wink:
B?FF! Again it turned out that I'm not dangerous with the Countach. I have problems with this car, and because of the ghosts, I won't finish higher than 7th...
But beware on next track!!! :D
Well the result surprised me a bit... but I feel good, I didn't regret coming back. :) And remember: it was my weakest car! :)
CTG: you sucked!!! :P
Akoss: I had no time to race - or is it usual from me to leave out so many days at the end of the month? Btw congrats to your 2nd (ooops, 3rd, I forgot that it's a public place :P), but I knew you will be in top shape suddenly. Stunts is like cycling - you can't forget how to do it... :D
I'm proud to see that we had a new pipsqueak's number record on my own track with a less popular car. Maybe it's not because of the tracks quality but it tell's a positive answer for the design too. I hope you really liked it!
CONGRATULATIONS AYRTON YOU ARE THE BEST!!!!
Design was weel suitable for the car. There was nice fights.
And when you see Dottore only 12th with such a replay, it proves that all places were earned after a huge fight.
I can't wait to see analysis comparisons between 8th place to 12th one. We are 5 in one second. :shock:
And, of course, to compare top 7 pipsqueak's analysis too. I'm sure Ayrton is not the best on all sectors.
analysis is already available :D
Nice analysis. :D
I'm lucky Vamolocomisso made a bad finish, else he would have beaten me.
Again there was a trick which was only found by the Argentinians...
:-D
rewind all best replays and mine, and you'll see i found some tricks also oops sorry, london commuters seems to have been commuted... cnn speaks about injuries... prepare for a massive attack from al qaeda :)
Quote from: CTG on June 03, 2005, 03:01:51 AM
Is it too hard, Poop? Was it easier to make love with a cow? :twisted: :P :lol:
UP!!! ;D