News:

Herr Otto Partz says you're all nothing but pipsqueaks!

Main Menu
Menu

Show posts

This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.

Show posts Menu

Topics - al il professore

#121
how can i fix that? when i use RHR on IRC during three hours, everybody beats me! Perhaps i should play more, like the hundred hours a month like Alanrotoi to be a winner. And say everywhere i prefer the real life :) Then my RHR will be thicker than yours. What do you think people of the crazy stunts? (the question is, how much time did you play on CHICAGO. Due to the real real life, girl, bike, girl, friends, girl, work, girl, and girl, I played three times one hour, and one half hour on the last day. and you?)
#122
ISA-IRC: Replay Handling / soddoma & gomorrha
May 16, 2003, 10:29:13 AM
trustful kids! Lets play without RH and cheating on S & G, the next track in IRC :) half a month of lies, and another half month of cheating :D in the end, you will see the king of the sodomites. he will be crowned four times consecutively.

DONT LOSE TIME PLAYING WITHOUT RH IF ITS NOT LIKE TRUSTFUL MASTER JUANK_23, UNTIL THE DEADLINE. Because all the others lie on their times. (come on, reply! this forum is looking as healthy as an iced white sea halibut)
#123
Chat - Misc / eat no more ho-hot dogs
May 06, 2003, 01:14:43 AM
Baby i am gonnaaa aa with my big biggaa aa to get u past the idea of eating more hot dogs
#124
Stunts Chat / request zackow friendow
May 01, 2003, 11:43:51 AM
request to zacko macko

please can u open a place for unskilled driver championship with what CTG needs: month tracks, general chat or i dont know...

mingva told me that ctg told him that i won on debrecen... what a joke! i only played three hours (three nights) on it... with instinct driving and instinct STUNTSSSSS i hope its not true, because then, i wont be the same pipsqueak. i will be a pipsqueak that won a race, against, well. EVERYBODY! i feel devastated. I am cutting a new movie: debrecen rpl. music... i dont know
#125
ISA-IRC: Replay Handling / Another proof :)
April 29, 2003, 11:22:39 AM
the proof why norh is a lie: Parano beat BJ by 0.05

RIDICULOUS

PATHETIC.
#126
Chat - Misc / JTK & KHR, our heroes are back!
April 28, 2003, 10:23:42 AM
men, real stunts men, braves, prepare to compete soon with the stunts legends who are back, jtk & khr bros :)

chatted with them this morning and they said soon will be a big surprise on their site KALPEN.DE

and they will compete again :)

[09:05] <JTK> It was a cool time, there was no contest at all and all people gathered at our place
[09:05] <Alain> yep
[09:05] <Alain> better months were around 40 pipsqueaks!!!
[09:05] <JTK> Yes. Guess how many replays we got and we watched ALL of them!
[09:06] <Alain> historical. mythological :)
[09:06] <JTK> Alors, je ne peut pas chatter en france... :)
[09:06] <Alain> alors non... si tu savais
[09:06] <JTK> francais
[09:06] <Alain> oui!

[09:41] <JTK> When my Stunts is working again (still sound problems and no times) I will start racing again. Hopefully next week...
[09:41] <Alain> YEAH
[09:41] <JTK> And then another sensation will happen at our page :-)
[09:41] <JTK> Not the reopening of our contest...
[09:41] <Alain> its too much for this morning
[09:41] <JTK> something much better...
[09:41] <JTK> Soon to be announced...
[09:42] <JTK> Hahahahaa
[09:42] <Alain> i must be dreaming, sleeping  
[09:42] <Alain> i will wake up

[10:08] <KHR> when is this place most frequented?
[10:08] <KHR> which time
[10:08] <KHR> what do you think
[10:08] <Alain> ill tell u: on evenings
[10:09] <Alain> mainly at six to midnight
[10:09] <KHR> k american time or european ;)
[10:09] <Alain> but almost never the morning u are lucky this morning
[10:09] <Alain> european ;)
[10:09] <KHR> hehe jtk gave me the hint
[10:09] <KHR> european? good to hear
[10:10] <KHR> it was a pleasure for me  - it?s good zo be back

oooorh I am dying. I am dead.

Hat tip JTK AND KHR.
////
#127
how to capture a film about what happens on the screen when i do a crazy stunts.

i know the bmp capture. I need a video capture program under dos.

Or a automated bmp capture every x times. any precise ideas welcome
#128
why was the past day so mysterious? how a dream came true? Can i know?

I'd like to know because u made the first step ;)

I only hope its something with a car.
#129
yes competition is permanent.

I love that! we got so much hard and wacko loca competitions

i just opened trujillo :) it seems so long. And its the shorter stunts lol track? ah ah ah ah ah

muahmuahmuahmuahmuah

the more i look at it and the more i notice the lack of scenery and stunts on it aaaaaaaaaaah mazonia. But i am not the designer. i will send a time on it :o)

only few days for trujillo and debrecen! remember u must send only two rpl to stuntslol one in the beginning and one in the end of the month

Stunts messiah! come in may!
#130
I like this game! It can be downloaded from my site. its multiplayer part is cool. split screen, adrenaline.
#131
blablabla

u can say anything, it is the best competition and the bigger level on drivers. I still dont understand why some are specialists at it and some never play at it. Perhaps it ought to be as is.

LISTEN! A stunts genius will appear in may. I hope u are ready for it, but he should come and beat all of us. His first race will find him to be average level and his second will be a victory.

But i hope it will be in orion team
#132
Competition 2003 / One reason why I am back in PRO
April 21, 2003, 01:22:04 AM
I beat everyone. plus the ones that never played on z24. plus god himself. plus alanrotoi. plus my lazyness. huge.
#133
now lets wait the 5th of may to race on AL001. Track downloadable at midnight.
#134
FranceStunts Championship / AL001 HENDAYE
April 21, 2003, 01:10:58 AM
oh no. Stunts Team enlisted. Updated their times tonight. Soon, u pipsqueaks can send your times too. Wait for the fifth of may to download the track. Indy car, shortcuts allowed.
#135
That means:

1.  8)

2. :D

3. Mingva's sister will demand me as soon as she knows that

4. U can post your times yourself and auto send your .rpl files via the "butineur".

5. Our favorite quotation those times: "Sometimes i blind myself with my own brightness."
#136
Chat - Misc / ugly women
March 19, 2003, 05:22:31 PM
i got a ugly woman in each town
#137
Chat - Misc / I hate the competition
February 26, 2003, 07:06:38 PM
i protest against the competition also on this forum. This was my 300th post. i became a otto's student on wednesday 26 7pm
#138
Chat - Misc / Where is the stunts oracle!
February 20, 2003, 01:37:34 AM
i need my stunts oracle, and i cant find it...where is it? somewhere near faunus, roman god of prophecy (trivia question n?561) somewhere in delphi, smoking some... smoke? Have she... (she must be she, oracles are she) changed her business to an internet start up, that will soon fall down from olymp?

help me son

sooth my mind
#139
FranceStunts Championship / a prize for the best pilot
February 20, 2003, 01:18:12 AM
in late august, 2003 season champion at france stunts championship will receive a prize: one of Kevin Pickell's joy toy at scale18.com

A porsche.
#140
Competition 2003 / lets talk about the MAFIA
February 16, 2003, 08:40:55 PM
chat room excerpt
[20:29] <Wotan> meganium and cork will protect each other
[20:29] <zaqrack> doesn't cross Cork's current plans
[20:29] <Wotan> against orion and looping
[20:29] <zaqrack> well
[20:29] <zaqrack> if there's a big and strong team
[20:30] <zaqrack> it's quite normal that others team up against them
[20:30] <zaqrack> this hasn't happened yet, thank heavens...

okay... what do U think about it?

I think it already happened:
Alanrotoi takes the lead, Bonzai joe dont attack him,
Alain, ur servant, takes the lead, defeating alanrotoi...
Bonzai joe takes the lead few hours after to help meganium and cork being first against orion...

SCANDALOUS

BUT! i remember that, every time it was a showdown between bonzai and I, I beat him!

AH AH AH you will eat dirt AGAIN in the end.

Alain, Orion team, tells the truth to the people of the stunts