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16/07/2003 Alan Rotoi's a long unbeatable streak was broken in Asuncion by Alain!

hi!



I relaunch francestunts,

Name:
france stunts championship 2006    

Status:
Active    

Manager:
alain   

Length:
year 2006   

Competitors:
short on   

Shortcuts:
Allowed    

Cars used:
all cars   

Track interval:
2 Months

Description:
A championship of six races. FSC started more or less successful in july 2002. The number of pipsqueaks was always low and there were complaints about the quality of the races. Most of FSC pipsqueaks said that the tracks are not interesting and the competition has a special atmosphere.

my favorite car is the indy car. WHY?

because it can fly at 245mph which is quite a mad speed. 394 km/h, apparently mach 0,32!

1. indy (the fastest power gear slides on earth)
2. melange (control bumps accelerations and LCD speed)
3. corvette (fast power gear and LCD speed)
4. GTO (power gear which allow magic slides)
5. acura (power gear and magic carpets)
6. porsche imsa (curve stability)
7. jaguar
8. lancia (acceleration in the grass slides)
9. audi
10. LM shit
11. countashit I CANT BEAR THIS stallin CAR
12. carrera porsche it slow, hopeless worthless

you can post your resolutions here, and this topic will take account of how you handle them...

I will be telling more to somebody else (in general) that he impresses me and that i respect him.  :lol:

argammon: you impress me very much and I respect you. mmmh what a start!  :oops:

Day one: steam bread or buns (chinese way)

yeast plus water plus sugar (usual growing yeast method) in a hot place during twenty minutes

add gently heated milk and add flour ( i use wheat flour )

mix adding milk and flour until its a breadlike smooth dough

put this dough in a hot place until it puffs.

cut it in buns, and let those buns grow in a hot place.

form them as buns, put them on a greased (butter, oil, or whatever) plate, put this plate in a steam machine or in a couscous steamer.

when its hot, put them in your mouth and eat. you could eat them hot if you were using rice flour. i guess you can use wheat flour like i did and still have an orgasm. eat them with roasted pork and gingered rice with onions. please.

day two: Pork Filling for Steamed Buns!!! you won't survive this pleasure...
cut pork and chinese mushrooms and echalotes, cook it with whatever spice you like and fill the buns. when you taste that, you are to cry of pleasure.

in kubrick's spartacus, all slaves are prisoners in the end. romans want to kill spartacus. so they search for him.

they promise all slaves to be freed if they show who is spartacus, dead or alive.

spartacus douglas wants to save all his slave companions and antoninus curtiss gets up on his feet at the same time he does, both say:

I'm SPARTACUS!

and all slaves get up on their feet and saying:

I'm SPARTACUS!!!

all slaves die crucified (i think we can't imagine what it means to die crucifying... only jesus H christ knows it)

to be free, drop jelly doughnuts, get up on your feet, stand up and, against all of which is american dream, say:

I'M SPARTACUS!!!

http://perso.wanadoo.fr/pere.hendaye/lebourgetparisairshow2005/index.html

the sentence i like the more in other people's mouth in real life: "how do you know that?" in 2006 i should say this sentence oftener to others.

i need that cream and that taste

I had enough of the idiot's american coffee machine taste.

will you join me? will you give me hints?

i think its better to find a machine able to

15 bars at least
pump (no steam machine)
cup heater (please, cups, no hideous cheap micro glasses...)
steam hose to prepare creamy danone cappucinos

God Shot: A term coined in the newsgroup alt.coffee and popular on the CoffeeGeek website and in some mainstream press, used to describe a shot of espresso that is the most perfect shot you have ever achieved. A "god shot" is a shot so good, it must have been blessed by God. This type of shot can improve as your level of skill improves. A "god shot" from three years ago may be your average shot today.

I gotta a spectrum!!! a WORKING speccie... I always own my original one from back in 1989, but it doesnt start... so i am so happy to play treasure island again, and now i am 30, i can finish it!!!

last time i played it i was 14 and the joystick it seemed so big! now i think its too small for my big hands...

any other experience with an old computer revival? amiga? ST? CPC?

the next restoration project is the CPC 464... with operation wolf and the light gun!!! EBAY RULES...

I have one question: i want to read tzx spectrum emulators "rom" files downloaded from internet to "burn" them onto an audio cassette... Do i need to open the sinclair +2 and add a do it yourself "line in" cable or is there a way to record the cassettes directly from the PC... i tried it already but the cassette volume seems way too hard to read, and/or (listening to walk like an egyptian) it seems the record speed is irregular... I will browse all the existing forums and websites which subject is that, but if you had idea, tell me

argentina like the spectrum, russia and east european countries too... i also read that a lot of spectrum are still on duty over there, and clones are still produced and sold in russia!!! CRAZY!!!

SPECCIE FOREVER... it was my first it was the finest... damned... my little kid fingers typed basic lines on this cute little qwerty keyboard... this made me do one half century leap into the future... I programmed a database with the world capitals, a piano program (several versions) and a scientific calculator!!! I also programmed a database for the computer games tests in joystick magazine, that i later ported onto the CPC 464!!! When i think about those days, it's like remembering some very first sexual experience!!!

au revoir monty

the vindicator

krack out

afterburner (yes, in black and white)

target renegade

disco dan

punchy

crazy golf

oh mummy!

jack the nipper

christmas 2005 avatar contest. here. merry chrismas.

It's gonna beeeEE a punk rock chrismas this yeaaaar. sid vicious - sex pistols.

i posted a contri to the french version of wikipedia. i always dreamt about being an encyclopaedist. http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stunts

i wake up every morning thinking that I will be the world champion. but there are so many contenders this year!

1. alain
2. ayrton
3. argammon
4. ctg
5. gutix
6. darkchaser

from this list i would remove darkchaser, who feels unmotivated and gutix who hardly played consistently until now.

but i never seen such a close championship.

first good luck to you...

then: can we expect in a more or less close future, some new kalpen tournament opening? its one of the greatest privilege to take part to a kalpen competition.

when you have got the internet access, you have got the time, you have got the fingers.... come on!!! please!!!! SOON!!! i cant wait!!

nothing is a replacement for the real deal BUT masturbation helps perfect technique, endurance and control...I enjoy it! Enjoy it, argammon! you should try only once!!!

from lise:

We often masturbate together since our early teens. We have rituals. Most common is that I am sitting in an armchair frigging my bean. He will use my saggy tits with his dick squeezing them to a fuckable commodity. After a while he starts watching me and we are talking dirty, very dirty. Then the big decision his hot globs of seminal sludge over my dangling boobs, my crimson face or into my open mouth. As a housewife I prefer swallowing as there are less cum stains, as a slut I prefer gulping down too.

Orgasms by your own hand (or by means of a alanrotoi vibrator between my legs) are so different and much stronger than those during mere stallin. I think many couples have their sexual life in a similar way, but don't dare to confess.

from CTG:

I am 78, my wife 75, been together for 13 years. We are sexually active, just about every other day. My wife likes to occasionally masturbate me, has a really talented style.

from krys toff:

It's wonderful to read such happy and healthy stories about masturbation. I love to masturbate and do so several times a week, sometimes twice a day. My wife and I have been married for over 10 years, but in the midst of raising a family, work, school and other daily chunks of chaos, our sex lives at times don't mesh. That's when a good session of self love is in order.

from alanrotoi:

I wish masturbation had a bigger place in society. I love to masturbate. When my fianc? and I had been forcibly separated, masturbation became the only way I could fall asleep. When we're together, I usually masturbate after sex. I can't help it?I am just never finished.

from JTK:

In Germany we say no sex with a partner is as good as you imagine it while jerking off ?I found that to be very true in times!

so, you can see, argammon, there is no better method to lure the stress of competitions: MASTURBATION!

when i rewatch old replays, just for pleasure and most of time just to review the car of the month possibilities, i love to feel that feeling:

i rewatch lots of old replays, just because i see lots of little details in them that make me happy. i like the replays of alanrotoi and roy wiegerinck. they are filled up with energy. you can feel the car wants to go faster, the wheels and suspension want to bounce higher. as if there was a ghost in the machine.

i love the feeling of redriving the track with alanrotoi or roy's eyes.

why roy stopped driving? and CAP? and parano? and bismark? and ben snel? pershing II? ruepel?

well i tasted it, because i want to send a time in WSC. but i changed for the spanish version which i understand better

prediction game: who can understand this sentence?

First that nothing: Happy day of the worker to all those that are it or they went (and a all those that as I they have the intention to be it, but still not them it backed water).

LOL!

my prediction: I think he tells in a few words how he wants to skid all the french men by the painful method of fisting.

hi

i plan to attend the world air show in le bourget on the 17-20 of june 2005. I am on the verge of buying the train tickets. as trilbardou is 30kms away from le bourget, i guess i can sleep at krys? can i? if yes, i will be arriving at trilbardou on the friday 16 june at 18.00 gmt +1. I will be having a coffee at the village scummbar and ask for someone called krystoff in the vicinity. I will attend the air show and come back home in hendaye on monday 20 june.

if the trip is fun, perhaps i will do it again in july to go to hannover with krys and cut his car expenses by two on the trip. that could help.

the playoffs are soon over tonight with two super matches in the battle for the superbowl.

atlanta philadelphia
new england pittsburgh

i would be pleased with an atlantean victory in the next superbowl.

I'll work on it here.

page one

full page

the dos prompt and the stunts game homepage

page two

full page

comment: "once upon a day in the stunts valhalla"

characters: two walkyries are flying the stunts valhalla sky.

scenery: space, sun, stars, valhalla is a big wheel, a big eye, or a big zero in the skies.

page three

FULL PAGE

scenery: zooming on the stunts valhalla center, a big water fall in the center and six temples surrounding it.

characters: walkyries fly by


page four

caption one: indy car speeding to the left in power gear

caption two: indy car speeding up in power gear comment power gear!!! scenery a pine and a cactus

caption three: dashboard view near a jump. comment edge jump!! scenery a building clouds in the sky

caption four: driver on the left a tunnel from the sky on the right. comments and now the tunnel !!! just before the finish line.


page five

caption one comment rOOOR! indy car turning right and jumping the jump on

caption two lanscape the mountains comments 4d sports driving.



page six

caption one in dy car speeding to the finish line after another tunnel

caption two the finish line opens to the stunts valhalla

caption three a body is falling in the void

caption four satellite view of the stunts valhalla comment then as it happens every year for the stunts pipsqueaks, valhalla opens and the best got warped for the race of their life, up there in the stunts oracle temple, in the fourth dimension. concrete blocks temple, oracle temple, bridge tube corks and loop temples


page seven

caption one scenery a greek temple ruin

caption two the stunts giant LCD screen

caption three rod serling appears comments stunts zone

caption four character: rod serling. he will come back as a voice off, a commentator for the adventure. high above at the edge of the world we re searching for glory and peace whene the time has come we will see our return to theland of the free some times you win sometimes you lose in the distance is a lying a place from where you cannot escape. believe it or not, you are trapped in THE STUNTS ZONE

page eight

full page...

presentation page of the concrete blocks chapter.

page nine

caption one up view inside the stunts oracle temple. the stunts lcd wide screen displays a galaxy three pipsqueaks are waiting: comment: soon stunts pipsqueaks from earth gather neart the oracle temple widescreen

caption two oracle's eyes in the screen three pipsqueaks are waiting: alain, alanrotoi and bonzai joe. comment welcome

page ten

caption one comment you will face the stunts gods one by one, in the stunts temples and on their favorite tracks scenery the screen characters the three pipsqueaks and the oracle Helen (lets change her for alanrotoi photos)

caption two oracle Helen changes into a flying skull comment the living skull

caption three the skull says "there you can"

caption four alanrotoi with his licking tongue out, as always scnery the temple door the skull says "become"

caption five we see alain and bonzai joe s back and the skull says s"tunt gods"

caption six the skull says follow me to the first temple we see the three faces of the stunts pipsqueaks.

page eleven

caption one  we see the concrete blocks temple in the irror of the stunts oracle cabrio she says 'this is some piece of a cabrio"

caption two the stunts cabrio comments "ladies and bladies, the famous oracle mobile"

caption three the concrete blocks temple in the distance. route 666 panel, a walkyrie flyes by

caption four skull screaming get in!

page twelve

caption one the pipsqueaks are seated and the sjull is driving
comment being stunts champions dont allow you to

caption two the car wont start coment crii bommm

caption three well  lets walk today the pipsqueaks and the skull are emabarrassed.

caption four the pipsqueaks are walking to the temple the oracle tries to get the car starting. alanrotoi says okay i hope there are bones in the stunts cemetary i am hungry alain says lets walk baby BJ says byebye hae fun skulls oracle

caption four alain says concrete blocks temple here we are BJ says you said? to alanrotoi alan says i am hungry, i need a bone, remmebr i am a dog! warf look!!

page thirty

caption one comment friiii! the oracle misses alanrotoi and stops.

caption two skull says " i hate poewr gear the lever is locked on oraclemobile

caption three skull says here lives the great stunts master fdzierva if you beat him you will survive.

caption four alanrotoi says i am afraid i need a tree bj says oh please
the temple opens itself.

THIS IS THE STORY WRITTEN TILL NOW... HERE STARTS THE STORYBOARD FOR THE REST OF THE ADVENTURE. YOU CAN COPY AND PASTE IT TO ADD YOUR OWN IDEAS for a sequel.

please add your known mp3, midi, wav, act, mpg4, deliplayer, roland board, suzuki keyboard stunts musics here!!!