I just woke up from dreaming about Stunts, after a fashion. It got pretty weird, as my dreams tend to do. This came off the back of whole bits about I think vacationing in Russia and for some odd reason property value, people sort of betting with houses they bought cash and us (although looking back I have no idea who the other people in my group were, but there was an us) almost stealing a car by accepting a ride from a person and forgetting to check whether they were on board. This person was a bearded lady for some reason, but I didn't notice the beard until we were in the car driving through the night rather then in the brightly lit wherever they were doing the house thing. So that sort of sets the bar here. Do not expect a coherent story from the rest of this dream.
But then came the Stunts part. It was about this month's (the in dream month, not the actual current one, if the race was even supposed to last a month, I don't think it was specified) competition (it didn't look quite like Zakstunts, but it felt like the main big competition, the screen was full of names on the board, about 30 of them.) I think CTG was mentioned or on the screen or otherwise vaguely present (or maybe that's just seeing his name on the forum while going to post this afterwards blending into the memory?), but I also think there was at least one person vaguely recognisable from my real world life there to try and give me tips by bragging about how good they were. Now that I think of it, it may have been some sort of live at a location event (before I was randomly back home again instead of at the campground or so where we got with the almost stolen car from before).
So, for this competition we had a gimmick track that had to be driven without using your legs (I don't know how that makes any sense) so "obviously" you had to remove your leg bones for this month (I have even less of an idea how that makes sense). I got myself into provisional/current first place right before the random switch in scenery to my home, and that's where the actual weird part began. I suddenly noticed my leg bones (two of them, one for each leg, and now that I think about it they didn't look particularly like any real leg bones, though I think they were based on the idea of an upper leg, because they started pretty thick or actually kind of wide at the top) looked pretty bad, and there were a bunch of insects crawling and nesting on them. So I tried to brush off the insects with my hands and took the bones inside. But one of them randomly broke even though I barely touched it. There was some stress/panic in this scene, but it wasn't anywhere near a nightmare, and if anything the bugs might have registered as worse somehow than my leg bone breaking. And I'm really not panicky about bugs or anything. So now I couldn't just put the bone back into my leg myself (I have no idea how that worked in the first place, the dream had no surgery scenes or any blood), I instead had to get this fixed by proper doctors while or just before they put them back in in a few days. So I called someone (who? I think a hospital or something...) and told them that I broken my leg. But don't panic, because I wasn't wearing it at the time. As I woke up I realized in a puff of logic that I had, in my dream, been walking around on legs that were just fine for seemingly the entire time.
The segments of dream I remember have been getting longer with the years, but this was still a pretty long segment of dream to remember, all in all, and I wanted to write it down before I forgot, and visiting the forum on my phone seemed like a logical solution. I think I may still not be quite awake. I'll be back for stuff like a spell check during the day proper. (Edit: that wasn't too bad. I barely had to fix anything.) Also, found another old dream topic
here. That might have actually been mentioned somewhere above already, no idea. (Edit: Doesn't look like it.)
Well, back to sleep now, hopefully. (Edit: Sleeping worked pretty well, some more weird dreams at the end, but no Stunts.)
Addendum while awake: You know how some people attach specific meaning to specific dream elements, like how anybody dreaming about a bird off paradise stuck in a bush is in for trouble in the future? I don't think that works on my dreams.
