Herr Otto Partz says you're all nothing but pipsqueaks!
This homebrew project called JumpWorks is arguably the most stunning strict remake I've seen to date:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxVtFtC00fE#noexternalembedUnfortunately, there seem to be no news on this project, and although the developer keeps an active blog (not this particular topic, but others are still regularly updated) for some technical reason I was unable to leave a comment there.
And that lambdacube thing was a nice find, I'm checking (it) out. Haskell is the coolest programming language ever!
and...uala web version of stunts!