Useless messages - place for maniacs!

[lised]

we're going to spend five days in London, which I'm really looking forward to
the baby seems well, though I can only inform myself from Andi's reports at this stage

London...what a cool city to spend your honeymoon in!...Please tell Berwick Street that I miss it

Glad to hear the baby is well....I guess it means that Andi is well too

[Chulk]

I'd love to go to London! My folks where there 2 years ago and they say it's lovely. They only complained because they were there 4 days and not even one had the famous London mist... 

[lised]

I'd love to go to London! My folks where there 2 years ago and they say it's lovely. They only complained because they were there 4 days and not even one had the famous London mist... 

Oh you really should go! I love London very much - when I get rich I have to have a penthouse there

[Akoss Poo a.k.a. Zorromeister]

Intellectual conversations should take place in other topics. This is the useless forum.

So:

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Cristiano Ronaldo is G-A-Y!!!

Forever villámcsapás által halálra sebesített kongói futballisták!!!

CSILLU is mine!!!

[Akoss Poo a.k.a. Zorromeister]

Csillu is not yours because she's mine!

Csillu is not the one who is yours... you have a fixed ligandum on your dick since 7 years. So Csillu is mine!

[lised]

My dog's BMI is 90,2

[zaqrack]

mine is 18,21, but don't have a dog

[lised]

My dog's BMI is 90,2

Was he/she standing on the two rear legs? If not, try to measure in that position - like humans. What kind of dog anyway?

No she was standing on all 4....she's a black labrador and is called Trille

[Chulk]

she's a black labrador and is called Trille

Nice one, I like labradors very much. Mine (okay not mine, she's at my parents) is an old German shepard.

I... well, my sister has a 4 YO golden Labrador (Thor, for Nordic God of thunder, you know, the one with the huge hammer). He is around 110 cm standing in his rear legs and weights around 30 kg. My girlfriend's (although I'm his "Dad" and he loves me more than he loves everybody else but my girl) is a 2 1/2 YO German shepard (Ares, for Greek God of war) who is around 165 cm standing in his rear legs and weights around 52 Kg.

[Krys TOFF]

I don't need a dog, I already have 4 children at home.

[Krys TOFF]

I don't need a dog, I already have 4 children at home.

Any daughters close to 18? (kidding)

1 daughter, soon to celebrate her 9th birthday.
Touch her and I'll kill you (not kidding ).

[lised]

Well it sounds like some lovely dogs (and children  ) you and your families have. My dog lives with my parents - and how I really miss having her around me all the time.

[Krys TOFF]

how I really miss having her around me all the time.

I'm sure CTG would aggree to be your dog and get hanged around you all the time.

[lised]

how I really miss having her around me all the time.

I'm sure CTG would aggree to be your dog and get hanged around you all the time.

Well I DO miss my dog very much, but I don't think I could imagine something worse than having a man around my legs all day 

[Krys TOFF]

how I really miss having her around me all the time.

I'm sure CTG would aggree to be your dog and get hanged around you all the time.

Well I DO miss my dog very much, but I don't think I could imagine something worse than having a man around my legs all day 

Anyway, talking about dog, I'll post a song lyrics in the appropriated topic.