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Re: Useless messages - place for maniacs!
« Reply #630 on: January 28, 2009, 12:53:56 PM »
Doggy style... every man loves it, most girls hate it.

And for some girls it's the favorite one ;)
I didn't mean "exactly" doggy style... look closer at the "mistiped" letter in my original message to see what I meant...
I understood what you meant, and it reminds me of a song from the Happy Mondays : Bob's yer uncle (band is more known for songs like Kinky Afro or Step on, but my favorite is Bob's yer uncle ;D)

What do you want to hear when we're making love
What do you want to hear when we're making love
Can I take you from behind and hold you in my arms
What do you want to hear when we're making love
Can I take you from behind and feel you in my heart
What do we need to re-live to bring us close

Why don't you do it to me
Why don't you do those things to me
Why don't you do it to me
Why don't you do those things to me

Four fall in a bed, three giving head, one getting wet
Four fall in a bed, three giving head, one getting wet

What do you want to hear when we're making love
Can I hold you from behind and tell you that it's me
Why don't you do it to me
Why don't you do those things to me
Why don't you do it to me
Why don't you do those things to me

The love drug is a bug that cuts us both uo
Why don't you do those things to me
Why don't you do it of me, why don't you do those things to me
What can I say to you when we're making love
I could take you from behind and make you live

What do you need me to say when we're making love
I can take you from behind and then I'll forgive

Why don't you do it to me
Why don't you do those things to me
Why don't you do it to me
Why don't you do those things to me

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Re: Useless messages - place for maniacs!
« Reply #631 on: January 28, 2009, 01:18:39 PM »
Doggy style... every man loves it, most girls hate it.

And for some girls it's the favorite one ;)
I didn't mean "exactly" doggy style... look closer at the "mistiped" letter in my original message to see what I meant...

I got it at the first time, that's why I wrote the Rotoi thing... ;D (although doggy style is not equal to... see the video ;D)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goKG50Ga2nU#noexternalembed
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Re: Useless messages - place for maniacs!
« Reply #632 on: January 30, 2009, 09:59:37 PM »
35 days at the forum... :-\
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« Reply #633 on: February 03, 2009, 01:30:49 PM »
Hungary has a shape of fried meat... ;D

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« Reply #634 on: February 04, 2009, 01:10:52 AM »
Hungary has a shape of fried meat... ;D


Nice! Now I dare you find one with Argentina shape!
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« Reply #635 on: February 04, 2009, 09:29:44 AM »
Hmmm.... meat... :)
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« Reply #636 on: February 04, 2009, 10:02:02 AM »
World Stunts Meating ;D
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« Reply #637 on: February 04, 2009, 12:58:26 PM »
World Stunts Meating ;D
Excellent joke ! :D :D :D

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Re: Useless messages - place for maniacs!
« Reply #638 on: February 13, 2009, 01:48:18 AM »
Friday 13... :-\
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« Reply #639 on: February 13, 2009, 09:14:42 AM »
Lucky day! Yeah!
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« Reply #640 on: February 13, 2009, 10:03:17 AM »
Lucky day! Yeah!
Sure, the 3rd track of Kalpen 2007 will be offcially published today. :D It will, won't it JTK ? ;D

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Re: Useless messages - place for maniacs!
« Reply #641 on: February 13, 2009, 10:50:09 AM »
Lucky day! Yeah!

yes, absolutely lucky! Our boss is so afraid of friday 13's, that he never leaves his home on these days. Lucky for us :)

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« Reply #642 on: February 13, 2009, 01:21:31 PM »
Weeehhh! Just had a Pancake with 'Dulce de Leche', for good luck!
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« Reply #643 on: February 13, 2009, 04:51:45 PM »
Lucky day! Yeah!

yes, absolutely lucky! Our boss is so afraid of friday 13's, that he never leaves his home on these days. Lucky for us :)
Another friday 13th will be in March, you'll get another lucky day without boss next month then. ;D
Stupid thing to be superstitious and believe that a date means luck or not in my opinion anyway. If your destiny is to die today, then it will happen, whether it's friday 13th or any other date.

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« Reply #644 on: February 14, 2009, 01:57:35 AM »
I don't believe in destiny anyway. That would mean that if my destiny is to die in a year from now, I won't die even if I shoot myself in the head over and over again. That's stupid.
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