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CTG should...

win ZakStunts 2011
4 (18.2%)
retire
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shut up
5 (22.7%)
skid hot teenage girls
6 (27.3%)
böff an öblös one
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Re: Useless messages - place for maniacs!
« Reply #1665 on: April 05, 2020, 06:25:46 PM »
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616,92 km

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« Reply #1666 on: April 05, 2020, 07:40:12 PM »
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Rotoish answer: penis size, jajajajaja.

Actually, it's the distance completed by bike in 2020 (the same in Akoss Poo's signature).
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« Reply #1667 on: April 05, 2020, 08:39:33 PM »
Actually, it's the distance completed by bike in 2020 (the same in Akoss Poo's signature).

Ooooh, that's quite good. I'm just above 400km, mostly commuting, but since I'm stuck home the number won't improve for some time :(

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« Reply #1668 on: April 05, 2020, 08:49:40 PM »
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616,92 km

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The total cumulative amount of more length his previous lovers had expected?

... I was going to post before CTG said something similar himself, but apparently I never clicked post.

... Ah skid it, the comment is still open, I can still click post.

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« Reply #1669 on: August 06, 2020, 12:17:52 PM »
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616,92 km

What's this in CTG's signature? Post your interpretation!
The total cumulative amount of more length his previous lovers had expected?

... I was going to post before CTG said something similar himself, but apparently I never clicked post.

... Ah skid it, the comment is still open, I can still click post.

50 yottaparsec. That's my size.
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« Reply #1670 on: August 06, 2020, 11:30:55 PM »
50 yottaparsec. That's my size.

On the topic of ridiculous units, I find it cool that since the speed of light is pretty close to a billion km/h, you can measure walking speeds in nanolights, or nc. The speed of sound is not very close but close enough to a uc, and the kind of speeds you need for interstellar travel can be measured well in mc. All the steps line up with something you can compare your number to. Plus you don't need to go below nano for most everyday discussions, and as a sort of biologist that is my confort zone.

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« Reply #1671 on: January 01, 2021, 03:08:11 AM »
Isten, áldd meg a magyart

Jó kedvvel, b?séggel,

Nyújts feléje véd? kart,

Ha küzd ellenséggel;

Bal sors akit régen tép,

Hozz rá víg esztend?t,

Megb?nh?dte már e nép

A múltat s jövend?t!

?seinket felhozád

Kárpát szent bércére,

Általad nyert szép hazát

Bendegúznak vére.

S merre zúgnak habjai

Tiszának, Dunának,

Árpád h?s magzatjai

Felvirágozának.

Értünk Kunság mezein

Ért kalászt lengettél,

Tokaj sz?l?vesszein

Nektárt csepegtettél.

Zászlónk gyakran plántálád

Vad török sáncára,

S nyögte Mátyás bús hadát

Bécsnek büszke vára.

Hajh, de b?neink miatt

Gyúlt harag kebledben,

S elsújtád villámidat

Dörg? fellegedben,

Most rabló mongol nyilát

Zúgattad felettünk,

Majd törökt?l rabigát

Vállainkra vettünk.

Hányszor zengett ajkain

Ozman vad népének

Vert hadunk csonthalmain

Gy?zedelmi ének!

Hányszor támadt tenfiad

Szép hazám, kebledre,

S lettél magzatod miatt

Magzatod hamvvedre!

Bújt az üldözött, s felé

Kard nyúlt barlangjában,

Szerte nézett s nem lelé

Honját e hazában,

Bércre hág és völgybe száll,

Bú s kétség mellette,

Vérözön lábainál,

S lángtenger fölette.

Vár állott, most k?halom,

Kedv s öröm röpkedtek,

Halálhörgés, siralom

Zajlik már helyettek.

S ah, szabadság nem virul

A holtnak véréb?l,

Kínzó rabság könnye hull

Árvák h? szeméb?l!

Szánd meg Isten a magyart

Kit vészek hányának,

Nyújts feléje véd? kart

Tengerén kínjának.

Bal sors akit régen tép,

Hozz rá víg esztend?t,

Megb?nh?dte már e nép

A múltat s jövend?t!
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Re: Useless messages - place for maniacs!
« Reply #1672 on: January 01, 2021, 06:50:58 AM »
I couldn't understand the poem :P  But regarding metric units, I'm about 17GÅ tall (17 giga-Ångströms), if my calculations are correct :)
« Last Edit: January 01, 2021, 06:52:33 AM by Cas »
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Re: Useless messages - place for maniacs!
« Reply #1673 on: January 01, 2021, 01:43:15 PM »
Isten, áldd meg a magyart

Jó kedvvel, b?séggel,

Nyújts feléje véd? kart,

Ha küzd ellenséggel;

Bal sors akit régen tép,

..........

Megb?nh?dte már e nép

A múltat s jövend?t!
God, bless the Hungarians

 In good spirits, in abundance,

 Give him protection?  kart,

 If you are fighting an enemy;

 Left fate tore a long time ago

 Bring her a happy year

 This people had already grieved

 The past and the future!

 You brought us up

 Carpathian holy wages,

 You have won a beautiful homeland

 The blood of Bendeguzz.

 And where his foams roar

 Tisza, Danube,

 The heroic fetuses of Árpád

 They are flourishing.

 We understand the fields of Kunság

 You waved a ripe ear,

 On the groves of Tokaj

 You dropped nectar.

 Our flag is often planted

 Wild Turkish ramparts,

 And he moaned to Matthias's sad army

 Vienna is a proud castle.

 Hajh, but because of our sins

 Anger burned in his chest,

 And you struck your lightning bolt

 Dörg?  in the sky

 Now robber Mongolian arrow

 You hummed over us,

 Then from Turkish to rabbi

 We took it on our shoulders.

 How many times did he ring his lips

 To the wild people of Ozman

 We beat the bones of our war

 Victory song!

 How many times did your tenf attack?

 My beautiful country, on your bosom,

 And you became a fetus

 Your fetus to ashes!

 He hid in the persecuted, s

 Sword reached in his cave,

 He looked all over him

 Your homeland in this country,

 It passes into a rent and goes into a valley

 Boo s in doubt,

 Bleeding at his feet,

 And over a sea of ??flames.

 There was a castle, now a pile of stones,

 Pleasure and joy flew,

 Death growl, mourning

 It's happening instead.

 S ah, freedom does not flourish

 From the blood of the dead,

 Tears of torturing bondage are falling

 Orphans h?  out of sight!

 God intends the Hungarian

 Who do I vomit,

 Give him protection?  kart

 Torture at sea.

 Left fate tore a long time ago

 Bring her a happy year

 This people had already grieved

 The past and the future!
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Re: Useless messages - place for maniacs!
« Reply #1674 on: January 01, 2021, 01:44:10 PM »
Gelukkig nieuwjaar 8)

Happy new year,
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« Reply #1675 on: March 15, 2021, 06:50:37 PM »
LOL, this guy must be really fond of Zak McKracken's Stunts tracks! ;D

https://www.whtimes.co.uk/news/man-fundraises-by-running-in-shape-of-penises-7564206
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Toilet paper rolls
« Reply #1676 on: April 07, 2021, 09:28:45 AM »
The proper use of toilet paper rolls. ;)

Check here: https://worldwide.espacenet.com/patent/search/family/002534453/publication/US465588A?q=Us465588 (click on "Original document")

Considering the context, this is probably the funniest patent claim I have ever read:

I claim-
A roll of paper partially divided into sheets by lateral incisions extending from the sides of the web toward the center of the sheets, each sheet being connected to the next one by a ^ shaped tongue, substantially as described.
« Last Edit: April 07, 2021, 09:59:10 AM by CTG »
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Re: Useless messages - place for maniacs!
« Reply #1677 on: April 08, 2021, 12:33:04 AM »
Ha, ha... I had seen this image before, but it's funny every time I see it. These things show why patents really are an obstacle for technology, not helpful at all.
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« Reply #1678 on: April 08, 2021, 07:51:32 AM »
Ha, ha... I had seen this image before, but it's funny every time I see it. These things show why patents really are an obstacle for technology, not helpful at all.

* CTG , the patent attorney agrees. :D
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« Reply #1679 on: April 08, 2021, 10:47:46 PM »
Oh, man, you really are?  ::)  Oops! XD
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