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Started by CTG, November 27, 2007, 01:26:45 PM

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CTG

We can salute the next year with another Akoss Poo track. And with Jaguar XJR IMSA... ;)

CTG

After Si?fok deadline you can have a rest and focus on Default during X-mas. Tarj?n start will be in January (probably the first week of 2008).

Chulk

Quote from: CTG on December 17, 2007, 09:18:29 AM
After Si?fok deadline you can have a rest and focus on Default
And ISM!
Yes, it is me. No, I'm not back at racing (for now...)

CTG

Quote from: Chulk on December 17, 2007, 10:40:48 PM
Quote from: CTG on December 17, 2007, 09:18:29 AM
After Si?fok deadline you can have a rest and focus on Default
And ISM!

Whatever you want. ;)

Chulk

Quote from: CTG on December 18, 2007, 10:27:38 AM
Quote from: Chulk on December 17, 2007, 10:40:48 PM
Quote from: CTG on December 17, 2007, 09:18:29 AM
After Si?fok deadline you can have a rest and focus on Default
And ISM!

Whatever you want. ;)
I want it all (Do your thing Krys  ;))
Yes, it is me. No, I'm not back at racing (for now...)

CTG


Krys TOFF

Quote from: Chulk
Quote from: CTGWhatever you want. ;)
I want it all (Do your thing Krys  ;))
Yes, way too easy. BTW, I want it all too, and I want it NOW ! ;D

Krys TOFF

Quote from: CTG
We can salute the next year with another Akoss Poo track. And with Jaguar XJR IMSA... ;)
There, I can also say : For those about to race... We salute you !
Way too easy too, "rock" replaced by "race". I need something more challenging and less obvious to everybody.

Krys TOFF

Quote from: CTG on December 17, 2007, 09:18:29 AM
After Si?fok deadline you can have a rest and focus on Default during X-mas. Tarj?n start will be in January (probably the first week of 2008).

Less obvious (except for CTG, Master of South Park, aren't you ?)

South Park - The Most Offensive Song Ever

Howdy Ho! The Virgin Mary was sleeping
When Angel Gabriel appeared..
He said, 'you are to be the virgin mother'
And Mary thought that was weird..
[But she said, 'I'm not a virgin
I sucked a guy last year']
But then Gabriel said to Mary,
'My child, have no fear'

[for you can suck all the dick you want]
And still be a Virgin, Mary..
[you can suck all the dick you want]
And still not be considered flawed..
[cos I know you'd like to play
And suck right through the day]
But you're still still a virgin
In the eyes of god!

There was no room at the Inn
When Mary and Joseph did arrive
They were so very tired, you see
[and they had to have a rest for the night]
She said she had no money
[and she had no place to sleep]
Gabriel appeared to mary
And told her not to weep

[for you can suck all the dick you want]
And still be a Virgin, Mary..
[you can suck all the dick you want]
And still be the mother of Christ..
If there's no room at the inn
then it's not considered a sin
[to suck a dick to get a place to sleep!]
That's right..

And three wisemen did appear
Bearing gifts of myrrh and such..
They said that they had followed a star
And missed a woman's touch..
[she said, this is a tragedy
I can't take them all to bed]
But again Gabriel appeared to her
And this is what he said..

[You can suck all the dick you want]
And still be a Virgin, Mary..
[You can suck all the dick you want of..]
Everyone in the nation
[Fellation aint no sin
So have a dildo three miles in]
And you'll still be a virgin
[to everyone gone down on Christmas!]

[You can suck all the dick you want]
And still be a Virgin, Mary..
[You can take if from the three wise men]
And even the little drummer boy..
Folks will remember your name quick
[for sucking the most of the dick!]
[for sucking dick..]
Brings peace, and love, and joy.
[for sucking dick..]
Brings peace, and love, and joy.
[you can suck my dick]
[laughter]


;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

CTG


CTG

Now we are only waiting for the track designer, Mr. Poo...

CTG

Akoss signed he has some difficulties now with Internet connection as he's not at home, so I decided to make the track myself. It will be available tonight.

CTG

#12
So here you are, the longest USC track ever...

Track name: Tarj?n (from town name Salg?tarj?n)
Designer: CTG
Car: Jaguar XJR IMSA
Difficulty: 3/5
Predicted winning time: 2:30.00 (another bad tip, I know :D)
Deadline: 30th January 2008, midnight


CTG

Unbelievable surprise on the first day: one of the greatest drivers ever debuted in USC too - of course with a strong time. Welcome Ayrton!!!

Ayrton

Thanks, I know that sooner or later we finish being friends  ;)