Author Topic: Top Gear  (Read 5279 times)

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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #30 on: January 25, 2013, 11:05:39 PM »
- When Chuck Norris hits a stunts element it explodes instead of his car.

- Chuck Norris builds his own tracks when he races over other tracks... and wins!

- Chuck Norris generates power gear in every car he wants, he just kicks the car and it flies.

- When Chuck Norris drives INDY power gear he reaches 246 mph.

- Chuck Norris drives any stunts element like boats, trees or bridges. (CTG, could you make a car with the appearence of a bridge? I guess it's possible xD)

- When Chuck Norris wins a track (always), Joe's opens its doors and he celebrates there.

- Nobody knows how looks the front of Chuck Norris car because nobody surpassed him ever.

- The track "Norris" crosses a swamp, a volcano, a cannibal tribe and stunts valhalla; its extension is 150x150.

- Also Norris track has a unique stunts element called Helen's and it's a cabaret.

- Chuck Norris won a race from the main menu.

- There is a whole code in the physics of the game to "resist" Chuck Norris kick effects.

- Stunts can't save Chuck Norris replays because it can't reproduce his tricks.

- Chuck Norris won all the stunts competitions filling the hole podium, we just race for the 4th place.

- Ayrton saw Chuck Norris car once in the horizon, he "had" to retire.

- Chuck Norris plays Stunts in an Atari 2600.

- Chuck Norris doesn't fasten his seatbelt.

- Chuck Norris doesn't race to the finish line, it comes to him.

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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #31 on: January 25, 2013, 11:14:53 PM »
Don't drink while reading this stuff. :) One weak: Chuck's Countach don't slow down.

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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #32 on: January 26, 2013, 06:00:51 AM »
Fact: All "bugs" in Stunts are because Chuck Norris designed the physics based on his reality.

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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #33 on: January 26, 2013, 09:21:40 AM »
- Stunts can't save Chuck Norris replays because it can't reproduce his tricks.
Sublime!

Chuck Norris can have an "impact speed" higher than "top speed" (Oh, wait...)
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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #34 on: January 26, 2013, 09:34:56 AM »
Chuck Norris can suck his own Indy.

Enough!  :D

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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #35 on: January 28, 2013, 11:52:23 AM »
CTG, could you make a car with the appearence of a bridge? I guess it's possible xD

Do it yourself. :P

(it's somewhere in GAME1 or GAME2.P3S, just export it to obj, import in a car's file and that's all)

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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #36 on: February 10, 2013, 02:08:30 PM »
where is Stig? what is he doing?

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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #37 on: February 10, 2013, 02:54:04 PM »
where is Stig? what is he doing?

He's racing - but his coordinator is quite busy now with his real life work.

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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #38 on: April 20, 2013, 09:45:09 AM »
Is this still the case? I think it's not too early for the next episode.
But we can't be quite sure.


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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #39 on: April 20, 2013, 10:30:25 PM »
I'm afraid it won't happen in the close future. Problems are getting more and more serious around me.

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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #40 on: July 28, 2013, 11:57:30 AM »
Maybe in the autumn.

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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #41 on: October 19, 2013, 07:44:33 PM »
Maybe in the autumn.

In the autumn... :D

Part 4 - Porsche Carrera (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWtIZhv49uI)

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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #42 on: October 19, 2013, 10:40:09 PM »
Part 5 - Lotus Esprit Turbo SE: http://youtu.be/TTz5jcpJ2rE

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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #43 on: October 20, 2013, 05:19:27 AM »
Great, a new Top Gear season!  :D Looking at the "Stunts videos" article at the Wiki made me realize that some episodes double as new car demos, which is not only cool but also very useful!

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Re: Top Gear
« Reply #44 on: October 20, 2013, 07:29:55 AM »
Has anyone else noticed how similar Lotus and Top Gear 3000 for SNES cars look from behind?

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