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Attention Drivers!
« Reply #30 on: December 24, 2006, 09:54:21 AM »
Attention pipsqueaks!

Cork's Crew is now recruiting new members for the 2007 season!

If you are:
-a talented and motivated newbie or an experienced pipsqueak
-a pipsqueak who has the urge to improve further
-a good team-player
-someone who can keep secrets

Then this is your chance!

What we offer:
-learn from one of the greatest drivers of the universe: Bonzai Joe!
-learn from another pipsqueak with lots of experience: Zak McKracken!
-enjoy benefits of the most active team subforum, with continous replay sharing!
-our master Cork offers you a decent salary, great cars and of course hot girls!
-the best team atmosphere and the highest participation rate at the WSM!

If interested reply here, or contact team recruit manager Zak McKracken.
Waiting for your applications!

Cork's Crew



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Re: Cork's Crew
« Reply #31 on: December 29, 2006, 01:25:42 PM »
Fake advertisement. I don't remember any hot girls. ;D

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Re: Cork's Crew
« Reply #32 on: December 29, 2006, 02:02:52 PM »
they are only available after a longer membership ;)

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Re: Cork's Crew
« Reply #33 on: December 29, 2006, 03:51:59 PM »
they are only available after a longer membership ;)


Damn! Wanna go back! ;D

(kidding)

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Re: Cork's Crew
« Reply #34 on: December 13, 2007, 10:31:19 PM »
Cock's Crew ;D

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Re: Cork's Crew
« Reply #35 on: January 05, 2009, 10:26:16 PM »
Hello, lesser pipsqueaks,

long time have not talked to you. Due to my other business activitied I had to get a bit more distant from the Stunts world. You thought I was dead? Well, I'm not. Consider me resurrected if that makes you feel better.
But anyway, I'm now back to proudly pronounce, that my two long-time and true followers - Bonzai Joe and Zak McKracken will be accompanied with a new teammate starting today: Duplode.

Our combined skills supported with my money will make us stronger than ever - yay to all other teams who dare to challenge my Crew!

Wish you (except my followers, of course) broken cars and skidding tires, with love:
Cork


 
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Re: Cork's Crew
« Reply #36 on: January 05, 2009, 10:55:55 PM »
Bonzai Joe and Zak McKracken will be accompanied with a new teammate starting today: Duplode

Damn... I'm really disappointed with DUP's choice. :-\ ;D

I hope Mark will join another team. Like Damage. ;)

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Re: Cork's Crew
« Reply #37 on: January 05, 2009, 10:57:56 PM »

I think we will be teammates again in the future... I don't know when but I feel that. :)

Good guess, took only 2,5 years to be true :)

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Re: Cork's Crew
« Reply #38 on: January 05, 2009, 11:21:04 PM »

I think we will be teammates again in the future... I don't know when but I feel that. :)

Good guess, took only 2,5 years to be true :)

Yep. ;D

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Re: Cork's Crew
« Reply #39 on: January 07, 2009, 02:59:47 PM »

I didn't know you had created a band too...  :D :)

http://www.music4eventsdorset.com/page3.htm






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Re: Cork's Crew
« Reply #40 on: January 07, 2009, 03:02:10 PM »
Cork must have other crews  :-[  Well that explains where all the money comes from... We haven't earned a lot since the 2002 team championship, except the ISM 2008 success.
But we can't be quite sure.


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Re: Cork's Crew
« Reply #41 on: January 07, 2009, 03:33:10 PM »
You should fight for the team title of USC 2008/09... and of course for the individual too! ;)

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Re: Cork's Crew
« Reply #42 on: January 07, 2009, 03:59:34 PM »
Irish folk does adds bonus points for style to our brand... 8)

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Re: Cork's Crew
« Reply #43 on: January 07, 2009, 06:46:10 PM »
argammon wont send his time to ctg, bonzai joe wont play, and zatanziege will be iced in hell frozen itself. no future.

How true it was in 2005... :-\

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Re: Cork's Crew
« Reply #44 on: January 08, 2009, 10:43:02 AM »
"No future" was not true at any point  :P
But we can't be quite sure.