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Started by zaqrack, October 20, 2002, 10:40:45 AM

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zaqrack

Attention pipsqueaks!

Cork's Crew is now recruiting new members for the 2007 season!

If you are:
-a talented and motivated newbie or an experienced pipsqueak
-a pipsqueak who has the urge to improve further
-a good team-player
-someone who can keep secrets

Then this is your chance!

What we offer:
-learn from one of the greatest drivers of the universe: Bonzai Joe!
-learn from another pipsqueak with lots of experience: Zak McKracken!
-enjoy benefits of the most active team subforum, with continous replay sharing!
-our master Cork offers you a decent salary, great cars and of course hot girls!
-the best team atmosphere and the highest participation rate at the WSM!

If interested reply here, or contact team recruit manager Zak McKracken.
Waiting for your applications!

Cork's Crew



CTG

Fake advertisement. I don't remember any hot girls. ;D

zaqrack

they are only available after a longer membership ;)

CTG

Quote from: zaqrack on December 29, 2006, 02:02:52 PM
they are only available after a longer membership ;)


Damn! Wanna go back! ;D

(kidding)

CTG


Cork

#35
Hello, lesser pipsqueaks,

long time have not talked to you. Due to my other business activitied I had to get a bit more distant from the Stunts world. You thought I was dead? Well, I'm not. Consider me resurrected if that makes you feel better.
But anyway, I'm now back to proudly pronounce, that my two long-time and true followers - Bonzai Joe and Zak McKracken will be accompanied with a new teammate starting today: Duplode.

Our combined skills supported with my money will make us stronger than ever - yay to all other teams who dare to challenge my Crew!

Wish you (except my followers, of course) broken cars and skidding tires, with love:
Cork



CTG

Quote from: Cork on January 05, 2009, 10:26:16 PM
Bonzai Joe and Zak McKracken will be accompanied with a new teammate starting today: Duplode

Damn... I'm really disappointed with DUP's choice. :-\ ;D

I hope Mark will join another team. Like Damage. ;)

zaqrack

Quote from: CTG on June 01, 2005, 06:49:44 PM

I think we will be teammates again in the future... I don't know when but I feel that. :)

Good guess, took only 2,5 years to be true :)

CTG

Quote from: zaqrack on January 05, 2009, 10:57:56 PM
Quote from: CTG on June 01, 2005, 06:49:44 PM

I think we will be teammates again in the future... I don't know when but I feel that. :)

Good guess, took only 2,5 years to be true :)

Yep. ;D

Mark L. Rivers


BonzaiJoe

Cork must have other crews  :-[  Well that explains where all the money comes from... We haven't earned a lot since the 2002 team championship, except the ISM 2008 success.
But we can't be quite sure.


CTG

You should fight for the team title of USC 2008/09... and of course for the individual too! ;)

Duplode

Irish folk does adds bonus points for style to our brand... 8)

CTG

Quote from: al il professore on June 01, 2005, 09:30:30 PM
argammon wont send his time to ctg, bonzai joe wont play, and zatanziege will be iced in hell frozen itself. no future.

How true it was in 2005... :-\

BonzaiJoe

"No future" was not true at any point  :P
But we can't be quite sure.