A massage it's not gay. You don't need to pretend after all these years.
A massage from a hot chick is not gay at all. But as far as I know, Akoss Poo is not a chick. (Ask BJ, he slept with Poo in 2004.
Btw message to Akoss Poo: it must be really boring to have no serious opponents. All the top dogs are demotivated and/or lazy and/or disqualified.
[Rotoi: it's a message to Poo, not to you.]