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Started by CTG, January 16, 2004, 01:23:01 AM

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DieselJoe

And still more stupid (and in german):

Wie hei?t das Reh mit Vornamen?
Kartoffelp?!    :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  

(explanation: Vorname = first name, Reh = deer, Kartoffelp? + Reh --> Kartoffelp?ree = mashed potatoes)

Man, that was sick! Please forget that shit, I haven't said anything!
"Why can't we not be sober?"
Tool

JTK

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

:roll:

satanziege

What is green-white with red dots and swinging from tree to tree?


Tarzan in his night gown.
FNORD!

JTK

Often at night it's colder than outside.  :shock:

satanziege

ROTFLMAO :)
I thought about posting that one before. Kiel seems not so far away as i thought. :)
FNORD!

DieselJoe

Coke tastes better than out of a glass.  :D
"Why can't we not be sober?"
Tool

JTK

@ Satanziege: Mein Zweitliebster: Halt' mal die Hand raus, ob's dunkel ist...  :lol:

BonzaiJoe

But we can't be quite sure.


JTK

Now way, Bonzai Joe! "German" and "Humour" are two totally diametrical contrarious terms: If you use them in combination, both will cancel out each other and sometimes a black hole may appear!


Krys TOFF

Quote from: "JTK"Now way, Bonzai Joe! "German" and "Humour" are two totally diametrical contrarious terms: If you use them in combination, both will cancel out each other and sometimes a black hole may appear!

lol
"Black hole sun, won't you come ?
And wash away the rain..."    (Soundgarden)

DieselJoe

Cool song!   :D
Do you know Audioslave? The singer of Soundgarden (Chris Cornell) with the Band of Rage against the machine!
"Why can't we not be sober?"
Tool

satanziege

Das Pferd ist vorne hinten als h?her

(The horse's front is behind than higher)

as a member of my family once  very sharp eyed stated. :)

Due to the obvious danger of Black Holes germans are very cautious to make really funny jokes.
FNORD!

JTK

Did you know that a horse's bite will largely be mortal to a hornet?

Shoegazing Leo

A Black Hole in Brazil can have a "end of digestive" conotation, depending of the malicious intentions of the speaker or the receiver...