Shortest books

[BonzaiJoe]

AbuRaf70: "Time Hiding"

SuperBrian: "Perfect Shifting - The Complex Art of Manual Transmission"

Ayrton: "My ZS2008 Nightmares"

[CTG]

Super Brian - Shifting techniques

SuperBrian: "Perfect Shifting - The Complex Art of Manual Transmission"

Similar but I like the extended version...

[dstien]

Kevin Pickell - "High precision collision detection using integer arithmetics - A hands-on approach"
Zak - "The case for permanent settlement"
Krys TOFF - "The sophisticated world of contemporary pop music"
Duplode - "The ultimate guide to modern mainstream programming languages"
CTG - "Modelling vehicles from a free market era"
dstien - "Confident mingling in an alien on-line community"

[CTG]

CTG - "Modelling vehicles from a free market era"

Especially if I tell you my secret plans with Kamaz truck and Ikarus bus...

[CTG]

Krys Toff -  Experiences at Facebook

Akoss Poo - Never chat with CTG

Lise - The Burger King story

Zak McKracken - No more seafood

Bonzai Joe - Running out of Er Gou Tou

Alain il professore - Stunts Forum 2008

"Still drinking" Joe - The harmful cannabis

[BonzaiJoe]

Mark L. Rivers: "Not So Fast" - My Tribute To The Slower Cars of Stunts

[Duplode]

Bonzai Joe  - 80s: The Lost Decade of Music (preface by Zak McKracken)
Krys Toff - Design Of Newbie-Tailored Tracks 
CTG - 101 Tips On How To Avoid Conflict Escalation

Duplode - "The ultimate guide to modern mainstream programming languages"

But watch out, now I (almost) understand how a linked list works in C! 

[Mark L. Rivers]

Mark L. Rivers: "Not So Fast" - My Tribute To The Slower Cars of Stunts

I was just curious to see the title of "my" first shortbook... 

[BonzaiJoe]

You could write some other books:

Mark L. Rivers - "Silly one-liners" - a guide to banter and dirty jokes on internet forums
Mark L. Rivers - "The clear line" - keeping your terrain free of unused track elements
Mark L. Rivers - "Too much thought will kill you" - how to post your ideas in very few words and leave most of the work to other people's imaginations.
Mark L. Rivers - "My private life in the public eye"
Mark L. Rivers - "An anthology of all the other great Italian drivers"

[CTG]

Mark L. Rivers - "An anthology of all the other great Italian drivers"

Zioalfa? 

[Mark L. Rivers]

You could write some other books:

Mark L. Rivers - "Silly one-liners" - a guide to banter and dirty jokes on internet forums
Mark L. Rivers - "The clear line" - keeping your terrain free of unused track elements
Mark L. Rivers - "Too much thought will kill you" - how to post your ideas in very few words and leave most of the work to other people's imaginations.
Mark L. Rivers - "My private life in the public eye"
Mark L. Rivers - "An anthology of all the other great Italian drivers"

If one day I'll need a good headshrinker, I'll take a ticket to fly in Denmark... 

[BonzaiJoe]

Mark L. Rivers - "An anthology of all the other great Italian drivers"

Zioalfa? 

Who the fúck is Zioalfa?

[CTG]

Mark L. Rivers - "An anthology of all the other great Italian drivers"

Zioalfa? 

Who the fúck is Zioalfa?

Okay, no questions...

Zioalfa was an Italian pipsqueak in IRC 2003, having quite good results (Juank's level) in two races - beating me easily.

Edit: hmmm... checking the stats he wasn't that good.

Dakar: 1 - Tsino, 2 - Akoss Poo, 3 - Alan Rotoi, 4 - Alain, 5 - Zioalfa, 6 - Zak McKracken, 7 - Krys Toff, 8 - CTG; Mingva, satanziege, Mushi and Leo Ramone out of F1 point positions
Vilnius: 1 - Akoss Poo, 2 - Tsino, 3 - Alan Rotoi, 4 - Alain, 5 - Bonzai Joe, 6 - CTG, 7 - Krys Toff, 8 - Zioalfa; Zak McKracken, Mingva, satanzige and Leo Ramone out of F1 point positions

[lised]

@ CTG: I'm working at Mc Donald's! 

@ JTK: What's with the melons? Did I do something I can't remember? 

[JTK]

Lise: I never saw you eating a melon and having a not-melonized face after that... 

Some more book titles for short books:

Lise: Dreaming of CTG
Lise: Daily Stunts Exercising Methods
CTG: Strategies Against Homophobia
CTG: Switching off my Computer
JTK: Racing Activities in 2008
JTK: Ending the 2007 Racing Season of the Vintage Stunts Racing Competition
Zak: How I Became a Choleric Person
Zak: Right Politics are Right Politics
Diesel Joe: Just Say No!
Diesel Joe: Sex & Drugs & Rock'n'Roll are Gone for Evermore
Akoss Poo: The Great Handbook About High Heels and Stilettos
Akoss Poo: Sexual Equality Now!
Bonzai Joe: Never Deeper in Thoughts
Bonzai Joe: Killing Bohemians