New season, new game. Let's tip!
I predict another argentinian will win this championship... :roll:
Quote from: "alanrotoi"I predict another argentinian will win this championship... :roll:
You maybe if you race seriously.
I think the wind blows from brasil. don't forget its a football world cup year... and football is a game that is played with eleven players and brasil always win
Orion will DOMINATE, and Renato will RULE.
"Football is a game with 22 people and in the end the Germans always win".
(Gary Lineker)
my new avatar is very extremely hilarating, i chose the face of the meanest gangster in france: jacques mesrine.
z59 top five, seriously now!
1. Chulk
2. Renato biker
3. Ayrton
4. Alain
5. CTG
1/ G*H*O*S*T R*I*D*E*R (who else can win a track named Fake Gods ?)
(http://www.newsarama.com/wwphilly05/Marvel/CupOJoe/Ghost_Rider_1_t.jpg) (http://www.newsarama.com/wwphilly05/Marvel/CupOJoe/Ghost_Rider_2_t.jpg)
2/ Alainato Biker
3/ Ayrton Rotoi
4/ CTG CTGyama
Is there enough fake pipsqueaks ?
Ok, ok, just kidding. :-D :wink:
Renato is very very real, and more real than some other pipsqueaks on the scoreboards... in fact, he is the best pipsqueak so far in 2006!!!
he's not a fake, he's a new friend!!!
Quote from: "al il professore"Renato is very very real, and more real than some other pipsqueaks on the scoreboards... in fact, he is the best pipsqueak so far in 2006!!!
he's not a fake, he's a new friend!!!
Welcome aboard Renato biker then.
Anyway, as I said :
Quote from: "Krys TOFF"Ok, ok, just kidding. :-D :wink:
1. Chulk
2. Renato Biker
3. Alain
4. CTG
5. Jules
6. Alan Rotoi
7. Bonzai Joe
8. Dark Chaser
9. Zak McKracken
10. Mislav
why no ayrton?
I think he's not going to race this month. Just like Gutix stopped racing for a while after winning in 2004.
Pedala, Renato!?
Alain is a biker...
Quote from: "CTG"Alain is a biker...
Pedalada, Alain!
Pedala, Robinho!
Quote from: "BonzaiJoe"1. Chulk
2. Renato Biker
3. Alain
4. CTG
5. Jules
6. Alan Rotoi
7. Bonzai Joe
8. Dark Chaser
9. Zak McKracken
10. Mislav
BJ: Cork on 7th, 9th & 10th place? I think we can do it better than that:)
Quote from: "Mislav"BJ: Cork on 7th, 9th & 10th place? I think we can do it better than that:)
Prove it :)
Hi CTG! Well, the actual C59 scoreboard proves it so far (2nd, 6th & 10th)... But we all know that it will be hard to keep it so:)
Quote from: "Mislav"Hi CTG! Well, the actual C59 scoreboard proves it so far (2nd, 6th & 10th)... But we all know that it will be hard to keep it so:)
The young but wise Mislav. Cork's Crew needs such a pipsqueak, not a mad like me. :)
I think I will have to change my predictions...
1. Chulk
2. Renato Biker
3. Ayrton
4. CTG (he made the track and knows all the tricks)
5. Alain (he's happy enough that his padawan got to #2)
6. Bonzai Joe
7. Jules
8. mislav (he shows a strong fighting spirit :-))
9. Dark Chaser (too busy switching teams)
10. Zak McKracken
Padawan? HUAHUAHUA... His new Myron... :P
Quote from: "BonzaiJoe"I think I will have to change my predictions...
4. CTG (he made the track and knows all the tricks)
5. Alain (he's happy enough that his padawan got to #2)
CTG made the track, but he doesn't know ANY tricks about it... and
I will be on the podium.
Quote from: "al il professore"I think the wind blows from brasil
I think the wind blows from B?CSA - in every meanings...
what is baxa?
Quote from: "al il professore"what is baxa?
Nagyb?csa - a track won by Gutix.
My sentence meant two things.
1. CTG's fart has an incredible smell;
2. I think CTG will win ZakStunts Championship in 2006. :)
yawn
Quote from: "Usrin"1. CTG's fart has an incredible smell
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, sure. :-D :-D :-D
Quote from: "Usrin"2. I think CTG will win ZakStunts Championship in 2006. :)
How do you know my secret plan? :D
Quote from: "CTG"Quote from: "Mislav"Hi CTG! Well, the actual C59 scoreboard proves it so far (2nd, 6th & 10th)... But we all know that it will be hard to keep it so:)
The young but wise Mislav. Cork's Crew needs such a pipsqueak, not a mad like me. :)
Talking about Cork's Crew : any news from SatanZiege or Argammon ?
Talking about Damage Inc: Diesel Joe? Dottore?
Let's make a prediction!
Initiating remark: Proliferation in the ghost castle will dominate this year again, and will aggravate the problems of the old, honest drivers.
1 Ayrton
2 Renato Biker
3 Alain
4 Bonzai Joe
5 CTG
6 Chulk
7 Akoss Poo
8 Dark Chaser
9 Jules
10 Mislav.
Quote from: "Akoss Poo"4 Bonzai Joe
:shock: Never on a track with so many elevated corners. :lol:
My tip :
1/ Alain
2/ Ayrton
3/ Gutix (come back ?)
4/ Renato Biker
5/ Dark Chaser
6/ Chulk
7/ Dottore
8/ Akoss Poo
9/ BJ
10/ Jules or Zak
Quote from: "Krys TOFF"
1/ Alain
2/ Ayrton
3/ Gutix (come back ?)
4/ Renato Biker
5/ Dark Chaser
6/ Chulk
7/ Dottore
8/ Akoss Poo
9/ BJ
10/ Jules or Zak
11, CTG? :D
Grampa T?ff, take a Cavinton and remember my IMSA skills. :lol:
Quote from: "CTG"Quote from: "Krys TOFF"
1/ Alain
2/ Ayrton
3/ Gutix (come back ?)
4/ Renato Biker
5/ Dark Chaser
6/ Chulk
7/ Dottore
8/ Akoss Poo
9/ BJ
10/ Jules or Zak
11, CTG? :D
Grampa T?ff, take a Cavinton and remember my IMSA skills. :lol:
You're right, I forgot you. :lol:
Ok, let me change : 3/ CTG instead of Gutix who won't come back for the moment... Sadly.
Quote from: "Krys TOFF"Quote from: "Akoss Poo"4 Bonzai Joe
:shock: Never on a track with so many elevated corners. :lol:
elevated corners? is there any? :lol:
* last one: JTK :roll:
last but not least:) Or should I say: First fun, then run:) You have a new record lap on Kalpen's:)
congratulations on kalpen, mislav.
skid you ayrton. (test)
wow try this! write f u c k you and it will be displayed as praise!
skid skid skid skid CTG
:D LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
quoting CTG:
"ayrton is a stallin ghost"
well what did i write? :)
(sometimes I add such funny things to the forum :))
artificial intelligence :shock:
ayrton is a racing cancer (test)
Fuckin' ghost?
F U C K I N ' G H O S T
fake skid
What the skid...
Cool! That means in the end we will all skid up? Oh, skid, that's stallin good. I like it! skid! :P
Does this mean that we also have to skid the fisses, Fotzes, foufounnes, pinas and pizdas???!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Didn't we already?
Censoring these words is bullshit.
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GHOOOOOOOOOOST!!!
Quote from: "CTG"Censoring these words is bullshit.
...nope. it's fun :D
So, what should "bullshit" be changed to? "brilliance"? :D
at least let it be a surprise, let's not decide of it :)
motherfucker shit pussy asshole
Censored
nothing about ghosts. MeganiuM is the most awarded team in zakstunts with two championships (2004 and 2005) and a subchampion (2002).
I wonder what happened if I started to race from january 2002, of course we never will know it but is a doubt I always had :)
Maybe your arrival would make Roy retire earlier and force Bonzai Joe to fight even harder. But you are right, we can't turn back the time.
Quote from: "CTG"Maybe your arrival would make Roy retire earlier and force Bonzai Joe to fight even harder. But you are right, we can't turn back the time.
I think the opposite. It would have forced Roy to fight harder (the girl wouldn't have arrived earlier), and it would have made Bonzai Joe 'bored' with Stunts earlier (than after ZCT 25).
Yes, Ayrton's times are making me very bored... But Alan Rotoi's amazing 16-17-18 trilogy didn't exactly make me bored with Stunts...
Quote from: "BonzaiJoe"Yes, Ayrton's times are making me very bored... But Alan Rotoi's amazing 16-17-18 trilogy didn't exactly make me bored with Stunts...
Not bored, 'bored'.
"The summer of 2003 was a very important summer for me, because it marked the moment when I stopped being a constant top pipsqueak. After ZCT25 I had won five of the last seven races (and been very close on Z22), and it was the culmination of my Stunts career. When ZCT26 came, I was never the same pipsqueak again. Being on the top of the Zakstunts scoreboards is a very psychologically interesting phenomenon. In other competitions, it is possible to win by just being skilled and driving once. In Zakstunts, to be on top, you have to be dedicated, to work hard, to keep trying and trying. It overshadows your life. So why does anyone want to have their life overshadowed by a computer game? It is a great game sure, but no game is great enough to be worthy of taking over the human life, which is so full of opportunities, and the sparks of greatness of which can dazzle you into violent blissful awe. But being a constant top-pipsqueak at Zakstunts can satiate the natural desire you can feel to be the best in the world. I have been the best in the world at something, and it happened to be Stunts in winter 2002/2003. It was a strange feeling, and it?s interesting to think about."
That feeling.
Earlier arrival of AR --->>> earlier top fight --->>> the quoted feeling would have occured earlier --->>> earlier downfall than after ZCT 25
Ayrton's times will keep me far away from real competition racing - I will drive by pleasure from February - and who knows... maybe top times will come again.
B?FF!
the greatest team ever is meganium the greatest drivers and achievements are over there.
it bored bonzai joe and roy, bored CAP and parano, bored argammon, meganium aces high bored everybody. orion is the only team able to beat alanrotoi on ISA, and orion is the only team still able to fight for the leading time against ayrton, so when i read about worms like akoss poo thinking they were the best in the world, it makes me mad.
your driving level is crap, you are nothing, bonzai joe.
orion is the second best team ever. what are the achievements besides meganium and orion? we teach you how to drive every month, and you can't move your fingers, that's the reality. going back "losing my life" into stunts, sinking myself in a game, fighting ayrton, you don't understand that this game is better than life
don't talk about things you'll never know, bonzai joe.
now for akoss poo:
i used too much words for you already, but let me tell you the important sentence:
you never had ANY kind of respect for the champions... they do things you can't dream about. you ought to respect the champions and the game. no other game is more respectable than stunts.
no other champion is more respectable than a stunts champion.
you can't do it, so you throw your shit. you say it's cheat, you say it's stupidity to spend time playing stunts...
ONLY BECAUSE YOU CAN'T DO IT jealous crap thrower (CTG is just about the same matter, and you deserve my eternal HATRED to compare him with me motherfucker)
did I really write motherfucker? :)
I DONT HAVE THE TALENT IN MY HANDS? AND WHAT HAVE YOU GOT IN YOUR HAND? A DICK? AND A BEER IN THE OTHER HAND? WHERE ARE YOU ON THIS MONTH SCOREBOARDS? WHERE IS BONZAI JOE? WHERE IS CTG??? WHERE AM I???
you will never respect real champions, cornichon, trouduc, PD encul? ta RAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS hongrois de meeeeeeeeeeeeeeerde t'es un perdu ta m?re fait piti? en short dans le bidet mouche ? merde!
Alain: you are really-really bored. But don't be afraid, it will become even worse. Everybody hates you from the community because of childish crying and disgusting insults. You are the lowest mind in Stunts World, no doubt. Your life is emptier and emptier every day and you can't do anything against it. Your soul is a wreck - and I really hope you will kill yourself once. Or at least you will try. It will make me happy.
Alain.... Akoss was quoting me. I think I was the best in the world, Akoss didn't say anything to that effect.
I want to congratulate you about being able to shoot great RH-movies even though you are a crappy pipsqueak - that's what Stunts competitions are about after all. If you think Stunts is better than real life, I shall not complain about that, I just personally think it's not quite as good (and that was me thinking that, not Akoss, again, you don't even know who to direct you hilarious insults towards :D).
Clap, clap, clap... Nice words, Jacob! You destroy his self-confidence and I kill his soul and force him to die. Well-done! ;)
:axe:
Quote from: "BonzaiJoe"I want to congratulate you about being able to shoot great RH-movies even though you are a crappy pipsqueak
00:59.10, jealous guys :)
Quote from: "al il professore"Quote from: "BonzaiJoe"I want to congratulate you about being able to shoot great RH-movies even though you are a crappy pipsqueak
00:59.10, jealous guys :)
Let's see: you spent that 200 hours with Stunts while I had sex several times, eat delicious foods, met many nice people and felt good generally. You only pressed some fuckin' arrows... Script on your crypt: the man who only played Stunts because his life was shit.
Well CTG, I'm not with you. I think your posts should be deleted... I was only trying to settle the matter with Alain's (unreasoned?) insults that were based on complete misunderstandings.
About envy: yes, I would love to have 59.10, and if I had that, I would be glad, but I don't want to spend the hours that it will take, as far as I can see. I am going to try for some time, if I succeed that's great, if I don't, I'll be alright. That's how I like to drive. I realise that the "I will race until I reach 57.95, no matter what" doctrine gets you better results, but results are not THAT important.
Quote from: "CTG"Quote from: "al il professore"Quote from: "BonzaiJoe"I want to congratulate you about being able to shoot great RH-movies even though you are a crappy pipsqueak
00:59.10, jealous guys :)
Let's see: you spent that 200 hours with Stunts while I had sex several times with myself
but... i didnt spend 200 hours on my SDR "current" replay ;) which has not yet been updated
just read my current time there: 0:59.10 seconds!
Quote from: "BonzaiJoe"I realise that the "I will race until I reach 57.95, no matter what" doctrine gets you better results, but results are not THAT important.
it's not 57;95, it will be 55 :)
All right...here are the results of the 2006 insulting competition:
1st place:
Alain - he is insulting everything that moves or not. I think he has some personal problems, and I'm sorry for that. Better to be a good loser than such a winner (although, Ayrton is a winner, second one is the first loser:) And by the way, everybody can see on a RH lap how many hours are spent on it, you said it to me once, telemetric master, you remember?:)
In the end, this should be a game, not war.
2nd place: CTG
Well, even if CTG is insulting like a maniac, I like his insulting style a bit more than Alain's. He puts his soul into it. I can feel his anger in that nasty words he's typing... At least, it's nice that there is somebody who is provocated by Alain and who gives Alain back everything that he deserves in a non diplomatic way.
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Quote from: "BonzaiJoe"I think he's not going to race this month. Just like Gutix stopped racing for a while after winning in 2004.
ridiculous.
1 Ayrton
2 Renato Biker
3 Alain
4 darkchaser
5 Chulk
6 CTG
7 bonzai joe
8 vamologocomisso
9 zak
10 perhaps Mislav, if he unplugs his fingers from his asshole in life you get what you are working hard for.
i apologize to who i insulted, that means everybody except myself.
Bonzai Joe, you passed the competition, I couldn't find hate or anger in your text. You gave your statement, you are honest, and you don't have fear to loose. Although you are the youngest one, it seems that you are the only one who is not behaving childish. You can deal with your position in Stunts world, and you don't feel depressed about it (like some people here). And you shouldn't, because I agree that Stunts should be a great hobby, but not life. Once a year (2002, 2003, 2004, 2005), you show the world that you can win, and then you have time for the real life. Shouldn't it be more like this for everybody?
Maybe, I could be easily Stunts champion in 2055, when I'm old, ugly and alone. Then I'll have so much time for RH, that nobody could beat me. Please, don't steal my strategy now:)
Let's enjoy
let your 2000th message be a nice ona Alain!
Mislav, come to the 2006 meeting and you'll see: Bonzai Joe never behaves childish. Like no one of the Stunts community, I guess... :lol:
Quote from: "JTK"Mislav, come to the 2006 meeting and you'll see: Bonzai Joe never behaves childish.
Sure not, he sleeps thorugh the whole event :D
skid you all :-D
I guess now you understand why I wrote in my article that the 2005 Stunts meeting was like a dream :D
Haha, I liked Mislav's insulting competition evaluation very much! ;) Especially these:
"I like his insulting style a bit more than Alain's"
"He puts his soul into it. I can feel his anger in that nasty words he's typing..."
:D:D:D
Have I already tipped on the final results? :D
yes and the problem remains: ayrton will skid us all. nobody can beat him unless I move my dirty asshole and use a big stick on his...
what the skid are you doing? don't you see he is the best? nobody wants to kick his ass!!! fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck argentina.
don't expect me to calm down until i take back the leading time that I deserve.
1. Alain 2. Renato 3. darkchaser 4. ayrton the stallin stunts real true god.
didnt you watch his replays recently? nobody else than me saw what marvelous things he did? he is unbeatable.
UNBEATABLE!!!
1, Alain puppet from ARG, aka Ayrton
2, Alain, the bloody ass
3, Alain puppet from BRA #1, aka Renata Biker
4, Alain puppet from BRA #2, aka Jules
5, Alain puppet from LTU, aka Mingva
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6-10 New Alain puppets from several countries
stallin ghost name prediction game? :D
Okay, an official one:
1, Ayrton
2, Alain
3, Renato Biker
4, Chulk
5, CTG
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6, Dark Chaser
7, Jules
8, Vamologocomisso
9, Bonzai Joe
10, Mislav
Winning time prediction: 56.05
Quote from: "Mislav"Maybe, I could be easily Stunts champion in 2055, when I'm old, ugly and alone. Then I'll have so much time for RH, that nobody could beat me. Please, don't steal my strategy now:)
Ok, I promise you to still be racing Stunts in 2055 (at 85 years old, oh damn !) and to let you win ! :-D
Thanks Krys TOFF! Year 2056 is yours:)
everybody you know will be very different in 2055. the answers are there: http://www.singinst.org
I am not alone, I have no time for RH, and I skid you... really mislav, skid you now.
this is common in forums: one dumbass treats another baboo bad, then the dumbass laughs out loud, then the baboo tells the planet (yeah, internet is read by all the planet, every baboo knows it) that the dumbass is what he is, a dumbass, end of game.
Let this be clear enough, I skid you all, stallin pipsqueaks
Quote from: "al il professore"everybody you know will be very different in 2055. the answers are there: http://www.singinst.org
I am not alone, I have no time for RH, and I praise you... really mislav, praise you now.
this is common in forums: one dumbass treats another baboo bad, then the dumbass laughs out loud, then the baboo tells the planet (yeah, internet is read by all the planet, every baboo knows it) that the dumbass is what he is, a dumbass, end of game.
Let this be clear enough, I praise you all, caring pipsqueaks
=blablablablabla...
skid you useless spammer, you just exist because you fart, your existence is meant to produce methane I produce replays, and i build a team spirit skid YOU
Quote from: "zaqrack"Sure not, he sleeps thorugh the whole event :D
Hmmm... I wonder why he was awake in 2005...? BJ, tell us why! :shock:
P?linka is too good fuel to sleep after having one... :D
So he didn't get enough Palinka in Budapest. In Denmark he lost on purpose racing the track P?linka just to get some. :-D :-D :-D
Quote from: "JTK"So he didn't get enough Palinka in Budapest. In Denmark he lost on purpose racing the track P?linka just to get some. :-D :-D :-D
I have an offer, JTK: I will drink 5*0.05 l p?linka if you can beat me in ANY live races in August. :D
Quote from: "CTG"I have an offer, JTK: I will drink 5*0.05 l p?linka if you can beat me in ANY live races in August. :D
CTG, and if I can beat you in any of the live races? :D
By the way, JTK, come on, you can do it! ;) I'm cheering for you! I'd like to see CTG to vomit after drinking so much p?linka! :D
Quote from: "Akoss Poo"CTG, and if I can beat you in any of the live races? :D
Then I'll slap you around a bit with a large trout.
I don't vomit from hard drinks - I die from them. :D
Quote from: "Akoss Poo"I'd like to see CTG to vomit after drinking so much p?linka! :D
I would not like to see anyone vomit in our flat :)
Quote from: "CTG"I have an offer, JTK: I will drink 5*0.05 l p?linka if you can beat me in ANY live races in August. :D
As I said before - I'm a track designer, not a pipsqueak. So you'll get no drop of P?linka in August... :shock: :-D
Quote from: "zaqrack"Quote from: "Akoss Poo"I'd like to see CTG to vomit after drinking so much p?linka! :D
I would not like to see anyone vomit in our flat :)
I hope we will have some parties outside your flat, as it was in 2004. And, if I (or CTG, or BJ, or DJ) have to vomit, we will maybe go to the park next to your house.
only the best under one minute :)
renato, ayrton and I
1. Renato 2. Alain in the end. mu ah ah ah ah ah
muuu ah ah ah
muuuu ah ah ah ah ah
Having three characters in the lead - no good, means too much free time, no girls, no social activity. Kill yourself and boring life will be finished suddenly!
i still can change my bet... so final bet:
1. Renato biker
2. Alain
3. Ayrton
4. chulk
5. darkchaser
ayrton is beatable! ayrton is a wimp! ^^