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#121
now lets wait the 5th of may to race on AL001. Track downloadable at midnight.
#122
FranceStunts Championship / AL001 HENDAYE
April 21, 2003, 01:10:58 AM
oh no. Stunts Team enlisted. Updated their times tonight. Soon, u pipsqueaks can send your times too. Wait for the fifth of may to download the track. Indy car, shortcuts allowed.
#123
That means:

1.  8)

2. :D

3. Mingva's sister will demand me as soon as she knows that

4. U can post your times yourself and auto send your .rpl files via the "butineur".

5. Our favorite quotation those times: "Sometimes i blind myself with my own brightness."
#124
Chat - Misc / ugly women
March 19, 2003, 05:22:31 PM
i got a ugly woman in each town
#125
Chat - Misc / I hate the competition
February 26, 2003, 07:06:38 PM
i protest against the competition also on this forum. This was my 300th post. i became a otto's student on wednesday 26 7pm
#126
Chat - Misc / Where is the stunts oracle!
February 20, 2003, 01:37:34 AM
i need my stunts oracle, and i cant find it...where is it? somewhere near faunus, roman god of prophecy (trivia question n?561) somewhere in delphi, smoking some... smoke? Have she... (she must be she, oracles are she) changed her business to an internet start up, that will soon fall down from olymp?

help me son

sooth my mind
#127
FranceStunts Championship / a prize for the best pilot
February 20, 2003, 01:18:12 AM
in late august, 2003 season champion at france stunts championship will receive a prize: one of Kevin Pickell's joy toy at scale18.com

A porsche.
#128
FranceStunts Championship / interstellar perturbations
February 15, 2003, 04:45:48 PM
help me solving this:

shortcufinder send me a rpl

i tried to read it, i couldnt.

as u know, FSC is no limit and u can drive any car. He chose to ride an 'obscene interstellar tortoise' (sic)

why cant i read his rpl? because i must get the original files of the modified car with his rpl?

of course, i dont take part to the competition, it would be unfair, as i can see the cars and the shortcuts anyone uses.

my theory: as sc finder played with BB version 1.1 i am  sure, it must be a car compatibility problem? so i am waiting for the following anti quark theory of your own. thx, people of the stunts.

AL salutes you
#129
Chat - Misc / fermez le bush
February 15, 2003, 01:49:14 AM
FERMEZ LE BUSH
#130
Permanent Competition / what permanent competition...
February 14, 2003, 11:40:19 PM
i played once on default and exploded the previous record in the sky. no matter who plays against u there, u will be beaten by alanrotoi... dont play in permanent competition, its permanent. u still got time when america empire has fallen to prove u are the best at permanent competition. once upon a time, someone said that here the times were the best in all time. prove it. drive your best, and u can say, noone had race faster than me on default track or joes curves... magic
#131
FranceStunts Championship / february track. good luck
February 14, 2003, 12:21:15 AM
i had a moment designing a track, somewhere near UTOPIA, a famous city, here and then, and it was called NO WAR.

drive fast, make love to your car.
#132
Chat - Misc / I just cant understand why?
December 28, 2002, 12:06:39 PM
:lol:

why a penalty to krys? because he starts to drive very fast and annoys somebody for the rankings.

why no time from argammon? because he is a lazy one that dont help the team at all.

Why attacking irak? because saddaaaaam plans to enter zackstunts competition in january. those moustache macho men are damn good at stunts. it annoys CIA.

why mingva creates radio channels instead of kicking his keyboard to run fast on z20? because, u know, he comes from the country where they invented miss prison.

why cycling manager one? and not the second edition, with curves and realistic landscapes and mavic wheels? because i am dumb and dont find 800 mo 90 min CDs please send me two if u can.

why madden 2003? because soon its SUPERBOWL coming. RAIDERS vs BUCS. RAIDERS win.

why shakira? because she is a Helen that prostitutes for a south american tyran.

why alanrotoi? because he is a south american tyran.
#133
Team Zone / ORION & PEGASUS TEAM
October 21, 2002, 08:06:46 PM
Hello my friends...

SEIYA, MINGVA, ALAIN, KRYS TOFF and LEO RAMONE are ORION.

In ISA competition, Seiya and Krys Toff form PEGASUS team.

Mingva and Alain form ORION team.

Visit Great ORION TEAM here

Some rumors are that we gotta spread out, what do u think?

They're talking from their ...
#134
Chat - Misc / THE STUNTS RING. UNITED.
October 21, 2002, 01:37:41 AM
soon, when all new sites have migrated there, THE STUNTS RING will gather all new and ancient sites  related to stunts, permiting to everyone to get an encyclopedic view of the stunts web world, and how people interest and make it live ten years A.D.

Lets drop another line, with the ring hub url.

http://g.webring.com/hub?ring=stuntsaka4dsport&id=1&hub

U ARE INVITED!