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In 29th September 2003 I talked with Bonzai Joe on Stunts chat.

[22:59] <akosspoo> jacky zakstunts is a small island for you
[22:59] <akosspoo> you take a rest till you don't have a girlfriend
[23:00] <akosspoo> the ship will come for you on saturday
[23:00] <Jacky-> Stunts is exactly that, yes

[23:03] <akosspoo> it is the time
[23:03] <akosspoo> it is the luck
[23:03] <Jacky-> for me it would be time and luck
[23:03] <akosspoo> when your ship get good wind and reach our island

Now 21st January 2005 my ship came and I am going to leave this island...

[23:00] <Jacky-> but you, the community, is not
[23:00] <akosspoo> i hope we will meet on the chat, and in Budapest, too

Also true. I will stay in the community. I will wait for you on msn, write in the forum, sometimes join the Stunts chat, go to the meeting... but I am disappearing like Roy Wiegerinck did. I will send replays maybe, but they will be far from my best. It seems my time has come...

Laura and me, we are together. From Friday, but said that directly only yesterday, on the phone...

:smt060 :smt060 :smt060

Quote from: "Akoss Poo"In 29th September 2003 I talked with Bonzai Joe on Stunts chat.

[22:59] <akosspoo> jacky zakstunts is a small island for you
[22:59] <akosspoo> you take a rest till you don't have a girlfriend
[23:00] <akosspoo> the ship will come for you on saturday
[23:00] <Jacky-> Stunts is exactly that, yes

[23:03] <akosspoo> it is the time
[23:03] <akosspoo> it is the luck
[23:03] <Jacky-> for me it would be time and luck
[23:03] <akosspoo> when your ship get good wind and reach our island

Now 21st January 2005 my ship came and I am going to leave this island...

[23:00] <Jacky-> but you, the community, is not
[23:00] <akosspoo> i hope we will meet on the chat, and in Budapest, too

Also true. I will stay in the community. I will wait for you on msn, write in the forum, sometimes join the Stunts chat, go to the meeting... but I am disappearing like Roy Wiegerinck did. I will send replays maybe, but they will be far from my best. It seems my time has come...

Laura and me, we are together. From Friday, but said that directly only yesterday, on the phone...

:smt060 :smt060 :smt060

Wow, Akoss in love for real !  :smt007  :smt049  :smt057  :smt055  :smt054

The difference between Roy and you are :
  Positive difference : you say you'll stay in touch with the community when Roy left completely
  Negative difference : Roy won at least one ZakStunts race when you didn't (except Z+3 in 2002 but it had special rules) :P Consider this as a motivating insult :wink:  :smt116

Yah hmm.... I have taken a different approach,which means taking times on and off instead of racing like a maniac for say 3 years and then vanishing alltogether :)

But I know that the first few month of real love are always the most intense,so take your time to enjoy it.

I could quote from my signature... :lol:


No, seriously. I know that, I never had the time to race very intensively. And it's normal to set one's preferences that way. I wish you good luck and a nice time, may it last long. :D  :wink:

Akoss you will come back soon and race like a cow every month... :P

(or at least concentrate a bit on USC, you can win it easily - Gutix is also demotivated)

Gutix: you can win USC easily, because Akoss is demotivated. :D:D:D

Quote from: "CTG"Akoss you will come back soon and race like a cow every month... :P

(or at least concentrate a bit on USC, you can win it easily - Gutix is also demotivated)

Gutix: you can win USC easily, because Akoss is demotivated. :D:D:D

Arf, funny way to motivate them both. :smt023  :smt081

CONGRATULATIONS AKOSS! You don't realise how happy this makes me... Show her yourself, show her your depth and intellect, then show her your cock, and finally show her chili beans in pina!







But I came back...

Jacky: They almost fucked, cock thing is done... :D

And the bean thing!? :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Quote from: "Krys TOFF"Roy won at least one ZakStunts race when you didn't (except Z+3 in 2002 but it had special rules) :P

Khmmm.... I think Akoss Poo was only second on Z+3 in 2002 and it was me who won. (1. Usrin, 2:54.30; 2. Akoss, 3:04.00) :)

Quote from: "Usrin"

Quote from: "Krys TOFF"Roy won at least one ZakStunts race when you didn't (except Z+3 in 2002 but it had special rules) :P

Khmmm.... I think Akoss Poo was only second on Z+3 in 2002 and it was me who won. (1. Usrin, 2:54.30; 2. Akoss, 3:04.00) :)

Oh, really ? I don't rememebr it well, it was my 2nd race at ZakStunts (1st one was ZCT 16) and I especially remember that I finished 5th. :lol:
Okay then, Akoss never won anything at ZakStunts then, except B-competion tracks he managed in 2003. :wink:

I don't know why Girl = No replay.

From May 2002 to september 2002 I had a girlfriend and it didn't mean a worse result.

Or Gutix: He had a girlfriend all the 2004 and he was the champion.

You should come back!!!!!!

this is stupid. STUNTS ? COMPATIBLE WITH A GIRL ? I never tried...

I am happy now, I don't need anything else in my life, I don't need the fights at every corner against monitor addicts.

Quote from: "Akoss Poo"I am happy now, I don't need anything else in my life, I don't need the fights at every corner against monitor addicts.

We'll talk about it after 10 years of wedding.

Just kidding. I still love my wife, but I always played videogames and beeing married never made me stop. :wink:

Hey Akoss, listen to the old horney Frenchman... ;)

I'm sad to say: Laura left me.

You're sad to hear: that would not mean my return to Stunts racing. But not sure... :S

The same post as in team forum:

Met on chat: 2004.4.30.
First live meeting: 2004.8.23.
First kiss: 2004.8.23.
Got together: 2005.1.21.
First (and last) sex: 2005.4.9.
Left each other: 2005.5.6.

Poo and Moo is over...  :twisted:

it is OVER!!!  :smt089  :smt089  :smt089  :smt089  :smt089  :smt089  :smt089

:lol: helen wheels is cute. its everything to me. even a bike is more fun than a girl, and much more cheaper... why you went after real problems with a real girl!!!

why did you left each other? or who left the other?

She left me, because her love faded away... She was too young and couldn't hold on her feelings... she is changing day by day... my love remains... with the pain...

shouldn't. Search someone else.
You're lucky this time she lives far away - it'll be much easier to forget.

Quote from: "Akoss Poo"Got together: 2005.1.21.
First (and last) sex: 2005.4.9.
Left each other: 2005.5.6.

Wow, 3 months before 1st sex !!!
I would have never been SO patient. :lol:

Old horney frenchman  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Quote from: "CTG"Old horney frenchman  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Horney, I admit it :twisted: , but I'm not so old. :wink:

but zak's comment is the best :) forget the Helen and go for the next one. A POR ELLA!!!!! pussy pussy pussy!!!!

Now the worst part is maybe over... Usrin be prepared for a mail... maybe I'm not yet ready to talk about the circumstances of our farewell, but you will get a mail this weekend.

By the way, Akoss Poo was keen on playing Stunts, so you can be sure Akoss Poo is back! :) Now only under win xp without sound... but I'll bring my Stunts computer home, and I will kill... not with Countach... but with next car. :)

Quote from: "zaqrack"shouldn't. Search someone else.
You're lucky this time she lives far away - it'll be much easier to forget.

100% Agree. No RH this time, go for the next track.

What does "poo" mean? I've made a search in Google, with very interesting results. :D

This page (http://www.strout.net/python/poo/) answers the question directly. "What is POO? POO is a Python program which operates similar to a MOO." (I don't really understand that - probably CTG will help...)

But the best page is http://www.ratemypoo.com/!!! I think Akoss Poo will like these photos, but he will start to think about changing his nickname. :mrgreen:
B?FF!!! :toimonster:

Usrin you must have been really tired tonight! Anyway, forever POO!!! :D:D:D :weedman:

its a matter of pronunciation you can say it pu or pow oh damn i post on the forum and i dont care i am leading even if i dont play i am the best

August 23, 2004. It was a year ago when I saw Laura for the first time (after 4 months of constant chatting and phoning)... Maybe here was when I went terribly wrong, I fucked up my life, my next two exam periods, my overall Stunts result of 2005, my emotional life... I'm still loving her...  :smt089

Hey Akoss, live goes on! I know how you feel, but look at the bright side of it. It's easy to say, but it works somehow, someday. Now I see why you have no replays in the first part of the season. I guess we'll see again some motivated, new winners on ZakStunts in 2006, Akoss:)

Mislav: don't worry about Akoss, luckily he's already realized that Laura was a Helen! :P (And I agree with him.)

well, then...

WOOOOHOOOOUUU!!!!:)

But she was a very loveable and beautiful Helen. (http://akoss.tvn.hu/laura.htm) And she loved me, too. And, she wasn't a Helen when I met her. But she was in a bad company, and her mother was a stallin fucked Helen.

If she let herself be convince by her bad companies then maybe you should try to talk to her. But make sure it happened that way or it won't do more that hurt you again.
At least that's how I see it and excuse me if I talk about something that I shouldn't

We talked a lot about it, but we are ignoring each other now. We won't talk anymore, we live our lives.
She insisted on licking the ass of her mother and the girls in her class. She followed the new deal, she stood in the row, she is haunted now by the mass madness, the big shit - the fashion, the high-living of people who become rich newly.
She acted like someone who is totally fool: the boy she loved could say anything to her, it was bad, they were things to be contemned, no matter if she agreed with me earlier. I couldn't influence her, moreover, if I tried to, she did the opposite of it.
That lead to the statement that she found herself in a different and new world, without feelings, love and rationalism, but with money, fashion and goo - her love disappeared for me; we diverged from each other, the whole thing, our love, our dreamy plans fell apart.

stallin shit, I could tell the same...
Only difference was that my relationship already lastet for 4 years, then this development began...
Linda is a Helen, B?FF! :partyman:

Quote from: "DieselJoe"
Linda is a Helen, B?FF! :partyman:

She is! CHEERS!!! :partyman:

That's it! B?FF!!! :partyman: :smt078
Don't worry, but drink beer and play Stunts - both will be better than her! (I recommend you Bonzai Joe's old article...)

Quote from: "DieselJoe"stallin shit, I could tell the same...
Only difference was that my relationship already lastet for 4 years, then this development began...
Linda is a Helen, B?FF! :partyman:

Not surprising. Girls (the bitches, or those who will ever become a Helen - so almost all) are changing all the time. We shouldn't trust in them.

We should sing on the next meeting:

Laura, Laura, Laura is a big Helen!
Linda, Linda, Linda is a big Helen!
All the girls, all the girls are bitches!

And then, we should drink more, drink even more, and still drink (Diesel, Diesel...), and then B??????????????FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!

Quote from: "Akoss Poo"We should sing on the next meeting:

Laura, Laura, Laura is a big Helen!
Linda, Linda, Linda is a big Helen!
All the girls, all the girls are bitches!

And then, we should drink more, drink even more, and still drink (Diesel, Diesel...), and then B??????????????FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!

Sounds like next meeting will be a funny thing to see and take part. Too bad I live far away and I'm not rich

//www.nb1.hu: "A MU a Real kapus?ra hajt" (MU has a go on Real's goalkeeper)
Laura wants Iker Casillas! B?FF!!!

Quote from: "Usrin"Don't worry, but drink beer and play Stunts

Quote from: "Akoss Poo"And then, we should drink more, drink even more, and still drink

I guess drinking level has already reached maximum, Stunts driving should be extended... :-D

And yes Chulk, next meeting will of course be funny! :D And it's really sad that we most likely won't have an intercontinental meeting ever... :cry:

Quote from: "Akoss Poo"Not surprising. Girls (the bitches, or those who will ever become a Helen - so almost all) are changing all the time. We shouldn't trust in them.

We should sing on the next meeting:

Laura, Laura, Laura is a big Helen!
Linda, Linda, Linda is a big Helen!
All the girls, all the girls are bitches!

And then, we should drink more, drink even more, and still drink (Diesel, Diesel...), and then B??????????????FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!

Lise, if you still come to this forum from time to time, don't pay attention : they were just drunk. :lol:

Yes, and on next meeting, we will be drunk, too! But if Lise comes, I guess she will be drunk as well! :D Mmmm, I imagined Diesel Joe, Bonzai Joe, CTG, Usrin, Lise and me vomiting in the bushes together!!! :D That would be an unforgettable great memory! And yes, Chulk, next Stunts meeting will be a very funny one, like previous one was, too! :) I understand that you can't afford travelling to the Northern Hemisphere, but you all, on the Southern, why don't you organize a Southern Hemisphere World Stunts Meeting? I would really like to see pictures like this: Leo Ramone is driving an old ZakStunts track, and in the background, Chulk, Rotoi and Gutix are cheering for him, of course with a glass of alcoholic drink in their hands! :)

Quote from: "Akoss Poo"I would really like to see pictures like this: Leo Ramone is driving an old ZakStunts track, and in the background, Chulk, Rotoi and Gutix are cheering for him, of course with a glass of alcoholic drink in their hands! :)

Where is Dark Chaser? On a very important business trip? :) And where's Ayrton? ;-)

Today it's the (17th) birthday of that stallin fucked Helen! B?FF Because of this, she must die! Or at least get AIDS. Or bird flu. Or let's aim a nuclear missile into her pussy! :D Yes, she is still a Helen!

Quote from: "Akoss Poo"Today it's the (17th) birthday of that stallin fucked Helen! B?FF Because of this, she must die! Or at least get AIDS. Or bird flu. Or let's aim a nuclear missile into her pussy! :D Yes, she is still a Helen!

Mmmm...
It seems to me that you still love :smt055  her :smt061 a few, or else you would have stopped talking about her :smt061 almost every day on the forum. :-#
You're aggressive  :smt071 against her :smt061 in order to hide the way she :smt061 hurted you in the middle of your heart :smt049 , right ? :roll:
Ok, I'll stop =;  psycho-analysis #-o now and I'd rather go racing instead. :smt024

Quote from: "Krys TOFF"

Quote from: "Akoss Poo"Today it's the (17th) birthday of that stallin fucked Helen! B?FF Because of this, she must die! Or at least get AIDS. Or bird flu. Or let's aim a nuclear missile into her pussy! :D Yes, she is still a Helen!

Mmmm...
It seems to me that you still love :smt055  her :smt061 a few, or else you would have stopped talking about her :smt061 almost every day on the forum. :-#
You're aggressive  :smt071 against her :smt061 in order to hide the way she :smt061 hurted you in the middle of your heart :smt049 , right ? :roll:
Ok, I'll stop =;  psycho-analysis #-o now and I'd rather go racing instead. :smt024

Yes, I guess you understood what I had wanted to say! :)

Famous saying: "All women are Helen except mum". How true it is!

This is a silly statement, false generalization. We have to find that very small proportion of the girls who are not bitches - those who just skid for money (it's the same if you spend it on her disco entrance ticket, drinks etc. or for having sex) and those who just gives up searching, this sentence can be true and acceptable. And I'm also not sure about my mum... well, we aren't on really good terms... so...

Weak Hungarian linguistic joke:

"H?romf?le n? van: a fac?r, a nagyon fac?r ?s aki ?h-hal a fac?r'..."

This is a very sad day... We would have been together for one year today... all my memories have come 100% alive tonight... remembering probably the most beautiful day of my life...  :smt089

Mú

Don't be sad Akoss, life is you, not you and some girl. Do you really think you could have been together still? In any way? Look forward, not behind :-) Or look at it a much better way: Behind: Laura (beautiful), forward: WSM 2006 (great!)

See? Here's a big hug and assurance that you are too cool to have your life controlled by nice girls.

One year ago at 4 a.m. I was trying to sleep on my coat in a very cold staircase next to a radiator in Veszpr?m. I was thinking about a beautiful day left behind (but I knew that many other would follow), and looking forward to the first train to travel home. Tonight, I'll be sleeping (soon) in my comfortable bed in my warm room... but I will be thinking about a big nothing, a big emptiness... no change in my way, just a silent, bitter, gray life.

Reaction to BJ's words: in Lupuszka's opinion it's natural to think about it on the anniversary, to be sader than on other days. Probably I'll feel better tomorrow.
But yes, generally I don't feel perfect to say the least in these weeks. But it is also natural in winter, in the exam period...
Laura was a hope, then a beauty in my life, for 14 months (together the two). WSM will be just a few days, then I can fall back in this mood. Even the biggest party is too few to change my mood. So only a girl can assure me continuous general happiness.
Until there's no one else, I can only think about her.

More on msn, if you want, now I'm going to sleep...

Akoss Poo is seriously planning to reenter some Stunts competitions. Computer problems fixed, and I'm keen on racing again. Probably I won't take this as seriously as in 2003-04, I will rather race for fun. I will skip competitions which have annoying rules, I will skip boring tracks with slow cars (except for actual ZCT track, which would be a good warm-up for recalling maxing out skills), but I will surely enter pure, natural competitions and race on fast tracks. Akoss Poo is almost back to racing again, after 3 long years.

BÖFF!!! So you want to suck again? ;D

Quote from: Akoss Poo on August 26, 2008, 11:08:38 AM
Akoss Poo is seriously planning to reenter some Stunts competitions. Computer problems fixed, and I'm keen on racing again. Probably I won't take this as seriously as in 2003-04, I will rather race for fun. I will skip competitions which have annoying rules, I will skip boring tracks with slow cars (except for actual ZCT track, which would be a good warm-up for recalling maxing out skills), but I will surely enter pure, natural competitions and race on fast tracks. Akoss Poo is almost back to racing again, after 3 long years.

Yay! Welcome back! Kick some newbie (Ayrton, Mark L. Rivers, Chulk, Duplode etc.) ass!

Ayrton and Chulk were already there when Akoss Poo was still racing. Mark L. Rivers and Duplode are the asses to kick. ;D (Sorry! ;D)

Quote from: Akoss PooI will surely enter pure, natural competitions and race on fast tracks.

FTT is there waiting for you, I hope you'll enjoy the GTO track designed by Duplode. ;)

up, wheeeeeee

!insult Akoss Poo: Katica is mine! ;D

Quote from: CTG on October 13, 2011, 12:41:34 PM
!insult Akoss Poo: Katica is mine! ;D

!insult Akoss Poo: Katica is yours! :D