25th anniversary track...
maybe 25th anniversary car? :)
but its the first ZCT with a name
and not a city name :)
you'll know everything tomorrow, at the closing ceremony.
If I'm late I got a puncture or broken leg somewhere in the northern mountains of Hungary, come and find me then. :)
Zak
Well, 25th anniversary car... OK for me, as long as the track is a short powerfull track like Z21 or Z24. :wink: :D
Indy...
Zak !
Do something !
Look at the track...!
FULL OF DIRT :!: :evil:
Can't you clean the road a little ?
Do you want me to give you a broom ?
yes i talk about that with BJ, he said he liked the shit on this track too much. He is doing his house of this shitty world.
Like a big shit fly
It's a nice surprise to see an off road track like it was in stuntsLOL past year (Noisy?). But the car is damn slow... the car I said? is that a car? It's a pick-up!! Funny but a bit boring to be in a competition.
ow ow ow guys rotoi is playing on mudness :)
Is that a big news? :lol: BTW how do you know I'm racing or I just saw the picture in the site?
because you have a dog brain. Your brain is your stomach
It's only a picture! Believe me I'm human! :lol:
ANUBIS Egyptian god of death, hell opener, the myth is true. No one can beat you since u came
Anubis is a nice nick name! About to beat me you already do it ;)
about to speaking english... well try a... or to... well give up, speak gentino
No cac? una loco, hablame en castellano...
en castellano me cago en mudness
ya est? toda cagada la pista, por eso resbala el auto. O eso era tierra?
pues ya si es tierra, pero habia un tiempo cuando todo este sucio terreno era autentica hungaria mierda
you know there are some online translators on the net, and sometimes I use them :)
Will you believe more in a machine than in Alain??
sorry zak i had a mistake in my spanish, perhaps the translator didnt catch it: it was in the end of the sentence where u can notice the words HUNGARIA MIEEEEEEEEEEEERDA
mmmfhfh
mmmfhfh
I got to breathe deeply... and stop breathing before i get a lap on it
of course hungaria mierda means hungarian SHIT
and the mistake was in hungaria
normally i had to write down hungariaNA like in adriaNA karembeu
of course it isn't coming back to the original topic to speak about the faculty this alanrotoi got not only to teach people how to pollute a forum but also in the same movement how to scream nonsense when this beautiful world needs everything but that.
So
why is it so hard to drive a slow car at 50 mph average speed on a dirty track? because of the leading time. U have to compete, and u cant follow the pace. But u secretly hope that, coming back from behind, like michael jordan last action hero shoot, the game will be over on a victorious buuuuuuuuuuuuzzer
que caradura! You could be a politician!! Changing your mind every time. You are Alain :lol:
About the track what can I say? I tryied a bit. It's interesting an off-road track, but as I said before, this vehicle don't helps to have fun. Furthermore I must say this car is better than Countach.
When it ends? After of before IRC?
Quote from: "al il professore"yes i talk about that with BJ, he said he liked the shit on this track too much. He is doing his house of this shitty world.
Like a big shit fly
Now that is a direct lie - it had to come didn't it? :D You all know that I hate dirt and ice. I'm just thankful that there isn't any ice or any immediate bridge corners on this track... no wait, there is one... damn... I've started to hate those too. Awful track by the way. If it was made to be difficult and annoying, it's a success... I like the corkscrews and the normal straight roads though :D
After IRC, on 17th May :D The car is ql, but of course not better than Countach (which I like more than Audi, Lancia or GTO).
Quote from: "al il professore"about to speaking english... well try a... or to... well give up, speak gentino
You speak english so bad that I'd prefer it if you spoke french instead. I can translate french to english with an online-translator, but I can't translate messy english to real english like that...
okay i ll speak french. But i remind you that french IS english. French has become english language one blabla couple of years ago
i am one post away from JOES FRIENDSHIP
no one already reached that level, i am so happy
VIVE LA FRANCE
Alan reached it yesterday
:)
LMAO you should rather compete on the track than trying to get the largest number of posts.
BJ is 8 seconds faster than both of you.
The ST LOL `02 Muddy Track is... .... SIDESHOW!
Yes sorry, SIDESHOW..... AND VIVA DON RAMON!!!!!!!!!! or RON DAMON :D OR RAMON VALDEZ!!!!
Mudness is a mistery for me. There are two kind of tracks in Zak's competition: very good and awful. Sounds strange, but it's true: if I like a track, I can't do my best (just think on ZCT 14 or Helsinki). And I like Mudness too, so... :(
come on where is your time argammon? nowhere.
where must be your tongue? in your pocket.
I feel humiliated this was said by my own team. comma.
I will nevermore send you a single rpl file, try to find the SC by yourself, you can dream on mines. period.
CTG! u are still the best. I am not dumb enough (like you and BJ) to play encore in this shit. byebye.
Alain LMAO.
Stop being an ass please.
Please remember how you got that time last month.Who did all the work?
If you don't want to send any rpl's to your teammate.
Fine.But don't ever expect any rpl's from me.Let's see who it will hurt in the end.
Cheers
-Arg
Wow! War started in the 'Great' Orion Team! :D
yeah yeah yeah!
come on. find the shortcuts u couldnt find? u cant? u couldnt... ah ah ah
Shut up, Alain :x I don't think your nonsenses can increase image of "Orion" or respect from other drivers.
Quotetry to find the SC by yourself
The biggest purpose of teams - to share rpls between members. If you don't agree, then take your rags from Orion team :P I know, you are now a "star", almost won z24, and thinking you're higher than others. But it's a big bullshit. And I don't like puffed-up persons at all :x
Mingva: Let's fire them from Orion! :P Or join 'Opponent Near'! :D
Thanx for invitation but I won't join OPs :P And I'd fire only Alain, not all of them :D
OK
now, when i will drive a lap, i am racing against my most detested teammates, ARGAMMON, KRYSTOFF and MINGVA, to who i won't send any rpl anymore, and that i wish to be better without me.
(ready to go, ready to goooo ooo)
Alain, you forgot to mention Leo :!: :evil:
don't u call me an stuntshole! planet is big orion team is shrinking
You're making it too obvious :lol:
thats what i was thinking about :)
i won now ming dont speak to me on the chat ;)
is there anybody to beat BJ 1.30 or i will be forced to do it by myself? The opponents near are unable to... others are not like professional, but like prothesis what will we do? Its no fun, orion to the task, again
less words and more action ;)
irrelevant. I play in more comps than u by now.
and i beat u on some, like unskilled comp. Victory... again. :')
Yes, you are the 1st Unskilled driver... LOL :lol: :lol:
Hey, Zak... I sended a time on thuesday (or monday?), but it's not updated???
and u are the third most unskilled driver :D :D :D in the world
Leo?? that's not good for a team-mate ;)
its the same old game... citizens of meganium admire prosperity of orionians
Why there is only few pipsqueaks in the scoreboard? Bad. Are you hidding your times? Bad bad. Are you waiting for the last minute to send your replay? Bad bad bad. Do you have a time faster than 1:28?? Very bad :)
Rotoi, Rotoi... We are not hiding our times I think. I think it is YOU who hide the time. Very good driving skills are needed to go below 1:38, so it's not simple. It happened some times that I hid my time but not on this track - I did my best and there are not too much improvement. Maybe it's only YOU who can beat that 1:28.
Coming Soon:
More dirty...
Gonaives... or Mudness II... or Sideshow III...
When? June.
Where? ST LOL...
..... and do you really believe that Bolo can do it THAT good? :evil: If yes you should be -> :oops:
He did it with the Opponent Near tactics, because he has got Akoss rpl and mine too. Perharps 1:38 is his best and it means that he's 6 seconds slower then me... Do you think that 6 seconds difference means nothing???
Hey, Zak.. I sended a replay, monday, better than 1:49, but it`s not on Scoreboard.. I will resend it... Quiet Days?
Leo: no quiet days, only just Zak in pink cloud... :D
ctg: no bolo... just an opponent near in ghost clothes
Alain: Hunting for ghosts is quite a hopeless thing... :)
bonzai joe, alanrotoi,
Hiding your times is a hopeless thing :) I feel like i could beat alanrotoi on 'Sodome & Gomorrhe', the next track in IRC.
(P.S. I nailed akoss poo sister, and know she loves me)
CTG, this is serious now, stop sending times for the non existing driver CTG
Alain: NO COMMENT... :(
i will start a new topic, called ghost stories. see you there ;)
btw, CTG has never replied to any mail from me :)
Funny guy... :evil:
funny anger. automatic gear anger.
:oops: i almost beat bonzai joe by accident... and i am not a good driver :)
well it seems that zakstunts is not the VERY difficult competition some would make it be.
IRC is harder!
No, it's a bit harder then IRC, or... NO! ZCT 26 is the most ridicoulus track I have ever seen in any comps. Sorry, it's my opinion! But forgive it to Zak, his in new love :) In spite of that fact, I'm looking for a great fight on the track of May!
Alain: if it's not enough hard to you, race in Unskilled Stunts!!! :D
As an excuse for Zak, he made this track in 10 minutes right after updating Z25 results...
Just the minimum of scenery.
I think no-one can do a decent track in 10 minutes, nor in 30. :roll:
Look at Dumb (made in 5 minutes) or GTO (made in 30 minutes)... :lol:
I always need one hour (or more) to make a good track.
That's the minimum time I spent on each IMSA Cup track.
That's the minimum time I spent on Chicago, and on Canyon.
That's the minimum time I spend right now on the future WRC Stunts tracks (3 of 4 are almost finished already).
This time include beta-testing the track and lots of scenery for a beautiful top-view of the tracks because I like it. :wink:
mmmh lets move the topic to ... here (http://stunts.bsd.st/forum/viewtopic.php?t=316)
ZakStunts is harder, and this is the main competition, Alain is just a shit ISA driver who can't beat me there. :)
But Alain beat me again at ZakStunts (1.5:2.5 at the moment at ZakStunts 2003, 3.5:3.5 overall in 2003). I beat Alain at the most difficult section of ZCT 25 by 0.45 so I'm the better, Alain is just a 'maximum replay handling pseudo pipsqueak' as Pershing II would say it. Congratulations to Bonzai Joe, he was great, especially on the most difficult part (the elevated corner after the jump), and grats to all who managed to cut the loop. Special grats to my sister, Lupuszka, who is loved by Alain.
what is the analysis of the trak i wait for it. Because akoss lies will remain unfought.
I'm sorry Bonzai but that jump in the bridge is copyright of MeganiuM Team since July 2002 (zct15) so I must charge you for it.... :P
BTW the best to share replays at the end of the month is that the good tricks, shortcuts are assimilated by the community. Everybody does a community service all the months and the competitions are getting harder and harder (only if there are regular pipsqueaks to assimilate that stunts "knowledge"). It's not to share the replays only, we are sharing our driving style and it is good.
Quote from: "alanrotoi"I'm sorry Bonzai but that jump in the bridge is copyright of MeganiuM Team since July 2002 (zct15) so I must charge you for it.... :P
you were an Unskilled Driver when you found the trick.
Nope, in zct15 I was in Eddie's MeganiuM team...
Quote from: "alanrotoi"Nope, in zct15 I was in Eddie's MeganiuM team...
When zct15 started you were an Unskilled Driver. :)
:lol: :lol: ... and I did it after changing the Team. I heared the call of Mark Nailwood. He came from the sun surfing in a ray of light on his blue Porsche/March INDY. He took off his helmet, looked at me and said: "You must be in MeganiuM Team with Eddie brother."
Fabulous powers were revealed to me and I became He-man... err Alan Rotoi. And I suddenly said: "BY THE POWER OF GRACEKOL!!! I HAVE THE POWER!!!!!!"
Only few friends knows my real identity and they are: pArAnO, Eddie, Sorceres, Dayan and Orco.
After that I started to fight against the evil in this community: Bonzai Joe, Skeletor, Alain, Fisto, Evelyn, Beastman and Argammon.
Then, when some of the most powerful pipsqueaks on middle earth saw my powers with RH and my magic sword, they ran away to never come back. They were Roy Wiegerinck, CAP, Pershing II and Cordi Montserrat.
IF YOU WANT TO READ MORE ABOUT THIS MYTHOLOGIC STORY JUST TELL ME :)
Bibliography: "Lord of The Rings" J.J.R.Tolkien, "He-man, masters of the universe" Animated Cartoon.
your jump is copyleft.
and its not your jump, everybody who played stunts ten years ago did it by accident. I guess i did it once or twice by mistake in 1991 :))
lots of tricks are fun. To master them is harder.
I didn't say I was the first to do it since this game was created. I said I payed for the rights of this trick to a guy called... let me see... Rubber, Mr. Rubber.
btw i received a proposal from cork himself this morning, he told me that the dark side of the force is easier, and i really fought myself one second before accepting his offer: join corks crew.
Then i woke up and said... wow! why not leaving orion team for corks crew, then i could fight harder with alanrotoi and parano, with the help of bonzai joe... if cork force him to accept me as a team member, he will be his toy...
Then i woke up for real and thought: wow! if i go on driving faster and faster i will become a all time superstar myth in stunts, and nobody will talk to me like they used to, they will only spit on my talents, like saying i am only a super replay handlinger, like they said to alanrotoi last year (wow! glory is touching my right hand finally) they will also insult me, all of them, the jealous ones, the unbelievers, the non stunts lovers.
Then I woke up :)
That was good, but remeber that since MeganiuM ruled (for a little while) in 2002 another powers born. First it was Orion, they were beated by my magic sword. After that it came Month's crew err.., Cork's crew and they fall too. Now in 2003 after a lot of wars against Saruman's voice and the power of the Borgs colectivity, came the noobs&newbies. And they were beated... but not for us this time. Motivation attacked to all the teams, and everybody lose the fight but not the people who race 20min/month.
But the lost of motivation for all was a motivation for Eddie Brother who came stronger than ever and achieved great results in IMSA Kingdom.
Now the story continues and the summer comes...
bla. u need to lose a race. or two