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Title: oriental... pastry?
Post by: Alain il professore on January 01, 2006, 11:39:05 PM
Day one: steam bread or buns (chinese way)

yeast plus water plus sugar (usual growing yeast method) in a hot place during twenty minutes

add gently heated milk and add flour ( i use wheat flour )

mix adding milk and flour until its a breadlike smooth dough

put this dough in a hot place until it puffs.

cut it in buns, and let those buns grow in a hot place.

form them as buns, put them on a greased (butter, oil, or whatever) plate, put this plate in a steam machine or in a couscous steamer.

when its hot, put them in your mouth and eat. you could eat them hot if you were using rice flour. i guess you can use wheat flour like i did and still have an orgasm. eat them with roasted pork and gingered rice with onions. please.

day two: Pork Filling for Steamed Buns!!! you won't survive this pleasure...
cut pork and chinese mushrooms and echalotes, cook it with whatever spice you like and fill the buns. when you taste that, you are to cry of pleasure.
Title: oriental... pastry?
Post by: CTG on January 02, 2006, 12:32:54 AM
Let's open a general food topic. It would be fun. :)
Title: oriental... pastry?
Post by: Alain il professore on January 02, 2006, 01:56:47 PM
my weight today: 72kg!

i am 1,89m tall

my weight machine tells me i have 20% of fat... i am stabilised around 72 kilo since ramadan month, and this allow me soon to be 69kg and 10% of fat.

i can push 320 confirmed watts in hills. this year i will be able to push 340 watts in peak fitness. when i will be 69kg (or less, say 65! i know i can be much lighter without danger as long as all i lose is fat), i will be able to follow the head of the peloton in hills during all the race and jump in the last kilometer in bicycle races.

don't try this at home, you are not as smart as i am.
Title: oriental... pastry?
Post by: CTG on January 02, 2006, 02:25:00 PM
Who asked you about these things? Who cares about you? Dig yourself in the graveyard...
Title: oriental... pastry?
Post by: Alain il professore on January 02, 2006, 03:05:39 PM
digging a graveyard with a fork...
Title: oriental... pastry?
Post by: zaqrack on January 02, 2006, 04:19:37 PM
I had a measurement on the 28th of december, I was 59kg and an awesome 6.8% fat :)
I'll catch Amrstrong soon! :)
Title: oriental... pastry?
Post by: CTG on January 02, 2006, 05:37:12 PM
Quote from: "zaqrack"I had a measurement on the 28th of december, I was 59kg and an awesome 6.8% fat :)
I'll catch Amrstrong soon! :)

Where can I measure fat %?
Title: oriental... pastry?
Post by: Alain il professore on January 02, 2006, 06:27:39 PM
ctg: around your belly

zak: congratulations, you made me jealous!
Title: oriental... pastry?
Post by: CTG on January 02, 2006, 06:49:31 PM
Quote from: "al il professore"ctg: around your belly

zak: congratulations, you made me jealous!

I mean where can I find a machine which measures fat content.
Title: oriental... pastry?
Post by: zaqrack on January 02, 2006, 08:20:37 PM
there are some specific machines to measure this, or some of the more expensive weight measurers can measure it:
http://www.ebolt.hu/ProductDetail.php?ProductID=96164&CategoryID=2301&nextpage=%2FSearch.php%3FReload%3DX%26PPP%3D20%26SP%3D0%26OrderBy%3DName%26OrderType%3D%26NAME%3DX%26PCODE%3DX%26DESCRIPTION%3DX

the cheapest way is probably to go to a doctor and ask him to measure :)
Title: oriental... pastry?
Post by: JTK on January 02, 2006, 08:21:54 PM
I will definitely NOT post in this topic...  :P
Title: oriental... pastry?
Post by: Alain il professore on January 03, 2006, 01:10:49 AM
Quote from: "CTG"
Quote from: "al il professore"ctg: around your belly

zak: congratulations, you made me jealous!

I mean where can I find a machine which measures fat content.

there are two methods: a cheap one and a cheap one and a cheaper one:

the first cheap one: buy a fat percentage scale on ebay the method is called electrical bio impedance. http://cgi.ebay.com/Tanita-2001-The-Ultimate-Scale-weight-body-fat_W0QQitemZ5650082046QQcategoryZ78122QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

the second cheapest one: probably go to a doctor, they studied twice as long as you and me added to learn how to measure it.

the crazy cheapest cheapest one... if you walk all day during several years, your fat percentage has dropped to 5%

those stunts were executed by a professional stunts driver... don't try this at home, kids.
Title: oriental... pastry?
Post by: Krys TOFF on January 03, 2006, 12:56:18 PM
Quote from: "JTK"I will definitely NOT post in this topic...  :P
LOL, nor will I my friend. :-D
Title: oriental... pastry?
Post by: JTK on January 06, 2006, 06:19:49 PM
We are old enough to let the thin ones compare their bellies  :lol:
Title: oriental... pastry?
Post by: Krys TOFF on January 06, 2006, 06:38:42 PM
Quote from: "JTK"We are old enough to let the thin ones compare their bellies  :lol:
"Somebody my own age !" Remember ?
Naaaaa, we're not old. THEY are young. :-D
Title: oriental... pastry?
Post by: BonzaiJoe on January 06, 2006, 08:27:13 PM
Hey, you said you would not post in this topic :P

However, I will make one post to say this:

Stop caring about weight, it doesn't matter one tiny bit, and you'll end up destroying yourself.
Title: oriental... pastry?
Post by: Alain il professore on January 06, 2006, 10:48:00 PM
i beat CTG because i had JUST 4 points more after one year of competition.
Title: oriental... pastry?
Post by: BonzaiJoe on January 06, 2006, 11:38:02 PM
You didn't beat him because of your weight
Title: oriental... pastry?
Post by: Alain il professore on January 06, 2006, 11:59:48 PM
positively not
Title: oriental... pastry?
Post by: JTK on January 07, 2006, 04:37:32 PM
Well, BJ, did I write in this topic? I do not think so. Maybe I just told someone the words to write using my account...?  :?
Title: Re: oriental... pastry?
Post by: CTG on January 27, 2012, 09:55:29 AM
UP! ;D
Title: Re: oriental... pastry?
Post by: JTK on January 30, 2012, 01:17:43 PM
WTF??? ???
Title: Re: oriental... pastry?
Post by: CTG on January 30, 2012, 05:47:35 PM
Alain also liked his own stomach.