a new art has born!
we have seen stunts prose - for example Krys's brilliant Lords of the wheels at the articles. We have seen Stunts song names. but not this!
write nice stunts poems, haikus and post them here! :)
Skid's pride
On this track which means me the world
I'm driving my indy as a cloud.
And Bernie, Otto, Joe, no one could
Ever, ever break my record!
Oh tricky jumps, banked corners!
Lethal trials for slow losers.
Only I can show you, how may
You can find the power gear way.
It's a lifestyle, winner to be.
Hah, you're trying to follow me?
Never succeed! I'm Skid! I'm Vicious!
And Helen Wheels is my precious.
Haiku for you :)
Indy is slowing down
on the grass...
Bad.
Quote from: "Mislav"
Indy is slowing down
on the grass...
Bad.
oh damn....... :D :D :D :D
I cant stop laughing
reallllly :D :D :D
I just expressed my feelings :) :)
SKID'S DECLINE
Oh fallen king of the majestic road
Thy reign has now been overthrow'd
Oh Skid you are condemned to weep:
Bonzai could beat you even in the jeep
While winter us with frost-air hits
He ruthlessly beat your time on Skid's
He is the king now, you a retard
Not worthy of Helen's adorable heart
Seventy seconds and sixty-five
It took, his dazzling record-drive
Begone now from Stunts' bless?d sky
Go race with Bernie, I bid you goodbye!
A Stunts pipsqueak
When I first saw you
waiting there on the screen
for my fingers to touch you
I knew I couldn't stay away from you
I love you with all my heart
dear beautiful game
promise me, you'll never leave
my life would never be the same
I cry Lise...it's to beautiful
:D
who was second place in last month?
it would be satisfied?
the facts answer: no!
more than seven seconds of advantage
it is the summer breeze
and as if it weren't enough:
eight seconds on no replay handing!
oh sorry, i don't know to write poetry nor in portuguese
:roll:
Here is a copy of the 1st Stunts "poem" written on this forum right on this topic : http://stunts.mine.nu/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1355&start=0) :
Choice, you made my little padawan.
On the dark side, you felt.
Regrets, you will always have.
Knowledge I gave you, loose it you will.
Not as tolerant as me, Master Cork is.
Orphan, Damage Inc is.
Greed for power, you became.
Only disaster you will spread.
On the edge of the Force you always were.
Damage Inc, your team should have remained.
In the end of your life, you will see.
Stars and Wars should not be.
This one was written when CTG left Damage Inc. team and joined Cork's Crew team in may 2005. Star Wars movie was cinema actuality, and so the parrallel was easy to find : I was Yoda or Obi-Wan, CTG was Anakin Skywalker becoming Dark Vador.
Can you see the subliminal vertical message ? :lol:
No, I don't see but I know how bad Cork is... :lol:
Cork is an Ork!
tires are howling
dirt in my face
Stunts is a contest
and life is a race
I like Lise's poem very much! ;)
POEM UPON KRYS TOFF'S VILE SAYING OF "CORK NO GOOD IS":
Oh Krys, you wrong and falsely talk
How dare you diss the sacred Cork
Who with his fingertip could sink
Any ol' pipsqueak from Damage Inc.?
His glory is as great and true
As false the lie just said by you
His servants race just like a dream
But Bernie could improve YOUR team
So hold your cocky star-wars mouth
Oh Frenchman from the distant south
For Cork forever rules the tracks
And Damage Inc. are useless fags
Quote from: "BonzaiJoe"POEM UPON KRYS TOFF'S VILE SAYING OF "CORK NO GOOD IS":
Oh Krys, you wrong and falsely talk
How dare you diss the sacred Cork
Who with his fingertip could sink
Any ol' pipsqueak from Damage Inc.?
His glory is as great and true
As false the lie just said by you
His servants race just like a dream
But Bernie could improve YOUR team
So hold your cocky star-wars mouth
Oh Frenchman from the distant south
For Cork forever rules the tracks
And Damage Inc. are useless fags
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL !
Nice one. :lol:
The "Cork No Good Is" Yoda-like sentence was about CTG leaving for Cork's Crew in mid 2005 (the date I wrote this "poem").
Anyway, as long as cork is your "God", I won't like him : praise The Oracle instead, SHE is the real Stunts Goddess. :-D :lol:
BJ - your poetry talent is - whoa!!! :shock:
Quote from: "JTK"BJ - your poetry talent is - whoa!!! :shock:
Not so bad from such a young pipsqueak...
Of course kidding, I like it very much! ;)