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Life beside Stunts => Chat - Misc => Topic started by: JTK on August 19, 2006, 11:31:54 AM

Title: The X-istance of God
Post by: JTK on August 19, 2006, 11:31:54 AM
The Babel fish is small, yellow and leech-like, and probably the oddest thing in the Universe. It feeds on brainwave energy recieved not from its own carrier but from those around it, It absorbs all unconscious mental frequencies from this brainwave energy to nourish itself with. the practical upshot of this is that if you stick a Babel fish in your ear you can instantly understand anything said to you in any language.

Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anhthing so mind-bogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see as a final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God. The argument goes like this : "I refuse to prove that I exist", says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."

"But", says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."

"Oh dear", says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.

"Oh that was easy" says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.
Title: Re: The X-istance of God
Post by: BonzaiJoe on August 29, 2006, 07:14:53 AM
So that's settled then. We can move on to other questions... Let's prove the non-existance of Ayrton  :)
Title: Re: The X-istance of God
Post by: CTG on August 29, 2006, 07:36:23 AM
Too easy, too hard.
Title: Re: The X-istance of God
Post by: CTG on October 04, 2006, 03:01:07 AM
God exists. CAX The God. ;D
Title: Re: The X-istance of God
Post by: JTK on January 11, 2007, 03:17:32 PM
Do video games, like Stunts, exist? And if yes, in which way?
Title: Re: The X-istance of God
Post by: CTG on January 11, 2007, 03:42:19 PM
JTK: Weed?
Title: Re: The X-istance of God
Post by: Krys TOFF on February 21, 2007, 05:08:03 PM
No comment.
Title: Re: The X-istance of God
Post by: CTG on February 21, 2007, 09:45:23 PM
Logo of my friend contains a short text: BORSODI. ;D
Title: Re: The X-istance of God
Post by: CTG on May 11, 2012, 04:55:33 PM
Quote from: Krys TOFF on February 21, 2007, 05:08:03 PM
No comment.

I like that one. :D