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Title: Just typ something useless!!
Post by: XDude_NL on February 15, 2003, 01:12:21 AM
I want beer  :)
Title: Just typ something useless!!
Post by: alanrotoi on February 15, 2003, 05:40:38 AM
Try "Engendro Diab?lico" (Diabolic Being): Pisco + Vodka + Gin + Whisky + Ice.
Title: Just typ something useless!!
Post by: XDude_NL on February 15, 2003, 04:13:34 PM
Quote from: "alanrotoi"Try "Engendro Diab?lico" (Diabolic Being): Pisco + Vodka + Gin + Whisky + Ice.

Hmm i'm getting thirsty  :)
Title: Real World
Post by: Akoss Poo a.k.a. Zorromeister on February 17, 2003, 12:02:58 PM
Why did people voted for Sziszi????????????????? :twisted:
Title: Just typ something useless!!
Post by: CTG on June 08, 2004, 02:33:34 AM
Damn I found my favorite topic. And if I'm here, let's say:

Mocskos gy?ri vas?t?llom?s illetve annak alulj?r?j?ban tal?lhat? elavult l?pcs?sor!
Title: Just typ something useless!!
Post by: Akoss Poo a.k.a. Zorromeister on June 08, 2004, 03:56:14 PM
B?FF
Title: Just typ something useless!!
Post by: Shoegazing Leo on June 08, 2004, 04:02:34 PM
Tr?s pratos de trigo para tr?s tristes tigres...
Title: Just typ something useless!!
Post by: CTG on June 08, 2004, 06:12:31 PM
Quote from: "CTG"Mocskos gy?ri vas?t?llom?s illetve annak alulj?r?j?ban tal?lhat? elavult l?pcs?sor!

I told something very negative about the railway station of Gy?r, the place of my yesterday's accident...  :?
Title: Just typ something useless!!
Post by: DieselJoe on June 08, 2004, 09:16:08 PM
Quisiera fijar algo totalmente senseless, tambi?n, cu?l (casi) nadie podr? entender.  La gram?tica pudo coger malo y pudo haber muchas palabras que no caben, de que es porque translatet de I este texto de ingl?s al espa?ol de Google.  ?Alguien lo entiende quiz? de todos modos!  :mrgreen:
Title: Just typ something useless!!
Post by: BonzaiJoe on June 09, 2004, 12:53:51 AM
Babelfish?
Title: italiano
Post by: Krys TOFF on June 09, 2004, 08:47:27 AM
Inoltre gradisco scrivere alcune cose inutili
Title: Just typ something useless!!
Post by: DieselJoe on June 09, 2004, 01:14:38 PM
Quote from: "BonzaiJoe"Babelfish?
Nej,  jeg afl?gge hvad med Google. Men der ved  http://dictionaries.travlang.com/EnglishDanish/ :roll: :D
Title: Just typ something useless!!
Post by: BonzaiJoe on June 09, 2004, 02:18:17 PM
That makes no sense whatsoever :D
Title: Just typ something useless!!
Post by: JTK on June 09, 2004, 03:13:52 PM
The Babelfish test:

1. From German to English:

"This is a direct translation of a German text in the English. I more ticker things here simply times purely and am strained, which comes out thereby. It becomes interesting, if I translate the whole to it again back:)"

2. Back to German:

"Dieses ist eine direkte ?bersetzung eines deutschen Textes auf Englisch. Zeit I, das mehr B?rsentelegraphsachen hier einfach lediglich und belastetes morgens festsetzt, das dadurch herauskommt. Es wird interessant, wenn ich das Ganze zu ihm zur?ckziehe wieder: ?bersetze)"

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

3.Just for fun: The same text from German to French and back:

"Cela est une traduction directe d'un texte allemand en Anglais. Je ticker cela du mat?riel 0 0 ici simplement fois purement et suis tendu ce qui sort. Int?ressant il devient, si je traduis encore de retour l'entier :)"

"Das ist eine direkte ?bersetzung d'un deutscher Text in Englisch. Ich ticker das des Materials ist 0.0 hier einfaches Mal rein und gespannt, was herauskommt. Interessierend wird er, wenn ich noch von l'entierr?ckkehr ?bersetze:)"
Title: Just typ something useless!!
Post by: DieselJoe on June 09, 2004, 03:52:40 PM
Yeah, automatic text translation is fun! :D

Quote from: "BonzaiJoe"That makes no sense whatsoever :D
Shit! :lol: Okay, I didn't find a Website for translating complete texts into danish, it was just a dictionary. And it sucked, many words couldn't be translated. Besides, I have no knowledge about danish syntax :lol:
But I guess you could understand I translate with Google!? :roll:

Maybe the spanish text is better!? :roll: Rotoi!? Try to understand it :mrgreen:
Title: Just typ something useless!!
Post by: alanrotoi on June 09, 2004, 06:37:43 PM
Quote from: "DieselJoe"Quisiera fijar algo totalmente senseless, tambi?n, cu?l (casi) nadie podr? entender.  La gram?tica pudo coger malo y pudo haber muchas palabras que no caben, de que es porque translatet de I este texto de ingl?s al espa?ol de Google.  ?Alguien lo entiende quiz? de todos modos!  :mrgreen:


I understand it :) Anyway the translation is very bad, google doesn't know about gramatics. It's like me when I try to write in english :D

What about "A mi jefe el jeque le aqueja la jaqueca"
Title: Just typ something useless!!
Post by: DieselJoe on June 10, 2004, 12:38:40 AM
Quote from: "alanrotoi"What about "A mi jefe el jeque le aqueja la jaqueca"
Hmmm, some "special" vocabulary in this sentence? :roll:  :)
-> Google translation: "To my head the sheik him aqueja jaqueca" :D
it's the same with babelfish...
Title: translation
Post by: Krys TOFF on June 10, 2004, 12:25:12 PM
Quote from: "DieselJoe"
Quote from: "alanrotoi"What about "A mi jefe el jeque le aqueja la jaqueca"
Hmmm, some "special" vocabulary in this sentence? :roll:  :)
-> Google translation: "To my head the sheik him aqueja jaqueca" :D
it's the same with babelfish...

Translation with Reverso : "To my chief the sheikh afflicts the migraine"
"migraine" is a french word for headache. I don't know why it has been used by Reverso... :roll:
Title: Just typ something useless!!
Post by: zaqrack on June 10, 2004, 04:25:25 PM
we also have "migr?n"
oh... usually women have it
they always say ' I have a migr?n' when they dont want to have sex :D
Title: Just typ something useless!!
Post by: alanrotoi on June 10, 2004, 04:38:22 PM
Yes we use "migra?a" :D

By the way the translation of "Reverso" is right. :D it's just a game of words and very difficult to say it fast.
Title: Just typ something useless!!
Post by: JTK on June 11, 2004, 07:29:31 AM
OH, you're talking about Migr?ne.
Title: Just typ something useless!!
Post by: BonzaiJoe on June 11, 2004, 10:10:22 AM
Yes, "migr?ne", a different and supposedly very painful kind of headache  8)
Title: Just typ something useless!!
Post by: DieselJoe on June 11, 2004, 10:40:56 AM
Quote from: "zaqrack"
they always say ' I have a migr?n' when they dont want to have sex :D
Yes.... the stallin "Migr?ne"! :evil:
Title: Just typ something useless!!
Post by: CTG on June 11, 2004, 10:48:43 AM
Do you know the joke?

Husband arrives home in the night and finds the wife sleeping. He wakes her up:
-Darling, here is your Aspirin for headache!
-Whaat? I don't have a headache.
- No headache? Then we will skid!!!

:lol:
Title: Just typ something useless!!
Post by: DieselJoe on June 11, 2004, 10:53:49 AM
Good idea! :D
Title: Just typ something useless!!
Post by: Shoegazing Leo on June 15, 2004, 03:30:12 PM
Stiole posts!!!! Where are my posts!!! Where Are!!!! POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!
Title: Just typ something useless!!
Post by: Akoss Poo a.k.a. Zorromeister on November 10, 2004, 12:58:39 AM
B?FF
Title: Just typ something useless!!
Post by: alanrotoi on November 10, 2004, 02:15:51 AM
Something useless? I raced under winxp, the sound was at 50% and I can't do i better but I'll do it but I won't :D
Title: Just typ something useless!!
Post by: CTG on November 10, 2004, 09:51:41 AM
Hey, this sentence reminds me on somebody...  :)
Title: Just typ something useless!!
Post by: BonzaiJoe on November 10, 2004, 02:29:26 PM
The amount of slugs between Uranus and ZCT31's results is slightly lower than the width of green thunder, unless it's past 40 o'clock.
Title: Just typ something useless!!
Post by: Mingva on November 10, 2004, 06:07:51 PM
Quote from: "BonzaiJoe"The amount of slugs between Uranus and ZCT31's results is slightly lower than the width of green thunder, unless it's past 40 o'clock.


WHAT ???
Title: Just typ something useless!!
Post by: Akoss Poo a.k.a. Zorromeister on November 10, 2004, 06:13:29 PM
Sausages aren't bacon.
Title: Just typ something useless!!
Post by: DieselJoe on November 10, 2004, 10:06:47 PM
Coke tastes better than out of a glass.
Title: Just typ something useless!!
Post by: Shoegazing Leo on November 11, 2004, 04:40:36 PM
:arrow:  :?:  :arrow:  :!:  :arrow:  :evil:  :arrow:  :twisted:  :arrow:  8)  :arrow:  :shock:  :oops:  :arrow:  :idea:  :arrow:  :x  :arrow:  :lol:  :arrow:  :roll:
Title: Just typ something useless!!
Post by: DieselJoe on November 12, 2004, 12:08:17 AM
Buhhahauhaah, I just came home.... :shock:

and I must say:

At night, it's colder than outside!
Title: Just typ something useless!!
Post by: Shoegazing Leo on November 12, 2004, 06:06:53 PM
something useless
Title: Just typ something useless!!
Post by: DieselJoe on November 12, 2004, 06:40:56 PM
Of course, that's the topic! :lol:
Title: Just typ something useless!!
Post by: JTK on November 18, 2004, 02:17:57 PM
Add midnight to broaden life.
Title: Just typ something useless!!
Post by: CTG on March 02, 2006, 08:43:57 PM
Quote from: "Akoss Poo"Sausages aren't bacon.

Argammon is not Usrin.
Title: Just typ something useless!!
Post by: BonzaiJoe on March 02, 2006, 09:16:06 PM
To be, or invisible fish. That is scottish grass policy.
Title: Just typ something useless!!
Post by: JTK on March 04, 2006, 09:13:01 AM
Quote from: "CTG"Do you know the joke?

Husband arrives home in the night and finds the wife sleeping. He wakes her up:
-Darling, here is your Aspirin for headache!
-Whaat? I don't have a headache.
- No headache? Then we will praise!!!

:lol:

LOOOL - what an interesting new sense of the joke  :D  :D  :D
Title: Just typ something useless!!
Post by: Chulk on March 07, 2006, 06:18:23 PM
Quote from: "CTG"Do you know the joke?

Husband arrives home in the night and finds the wife sleeping. He wakes her up:
-Darling, here is your Aspirin for headache!
-Whaat? I don't have a headache.
- No headache? Then we will praise!!!

:lol:
Great joke!!!
Title: Just typ something useless!!
Post by: Chulk on March 13, 2006, 03:42:37 PM
An eye for an eye, the world will go blind
Title: Just typ something useless!!
Post by: BonzaiJoe on March 13, 2006, 08:57:04 PM
Let's use "a tooth for a tooth" then instead, that will make everyone unable to bite each other.
Title: Just typ something useless!!
Post by: Chulk on March 14, 2006, 07:46:56 PM
Quote from: "BonzaiJoe"Let's use "a tooth for a tooth" then instead, that will make everyone unable to bite each other.
Yes. Besides it is funny to imagine every single person on Earth being teethless
Title: Just typ something useless!!
Post by: CTG on March 14, 2006, 07:49:34 PM
Not that funny, I lost one of my teeth one month ago...  :-D
Title: Just typ something useless!!
Post by: Chulk on March 14, 2006, 07:52:33 PM
Quote from: "CTG"Not that funny, I lost one of my teeth one month ago...  :-D
How did that happen? Trying to open a bottle of beer with your mouth? Some very overcooked food?
Title: Re: Just typ something useless!!
Post by: CTG on May 11, 2012, 03:35:38 PM
LOL, "Useless messages - place for maniacs!" topic was really useless.
Title: Re: Just typ something useless!!
Post by: CTG on May 11, 2012, 03:36:52 PM
Quote from: XDude_NL on February 15, 2003, 01:12:21 AM
I want beer  :)

Btw me too. ;D
Title: Re: Just typ something useless!!
Post by: CTG on January 27, 2015, 12:57:47 PM
Quote from: Chulk on March 14, 2006, 07:52:33 PM
Quote from: CTGNot that funny, I lost one of my teeth one month ago...  :-D
How did that happen? Trying to open a bottle of beer with your mouth? Some very overcooked food?

Nope, it was a popcorn accident. :D