I've saved a few of the best pieces of news generated by the randomizer when loading Zakstunts! Such nostalgia...
Enjoy and comment:
2005-03-16
vamologocomisso
I remember the day I was born: The rain was terrible, all the lightning outside of the mansion scared me. The pins in my head hurts me. Suddenly, I heard a voice yelling : "Its alive, its alive". It was Dr. Alan "Frankstein" Rotoi, my creator.
2007-07-26
DieselJoe
"what is your point?"
I just wanted to point out, that my cock is bigger than yours. By the way you don't have to take everything I say seriously... ;)
Unless I talk about the enormous size of my mighty cock! :D
2006-01-08
Alain
may I go to bed without those south american indians sending replays faster than me? thanks.
2005-10-01
Akoss Poo
Happy birthday XTorres, but... who knew by password? I`m Akoss.. who knew my password? I want the girlfriend of my friend!!!
2004-02-23
Alain il professore
okay, lets all remind CTG level before he used manual transmission... a donkeY. Now using manual trans, he turned into a blood thirsty donkey.
2005-04-22
Usrin
48900!!! :-)))
2006-02-07
CTG
Rotoi, you are right! BJ mustn't be punihed because of Chicago Striker, I think he made it just for fun after seeing Gelato Baker. But Gelato's owner must be punished for sure. Who's IP was it, Zak?
2005-06-21
Akoss Poo
The formula is simple: when Ayrton's replay is good enough and LTB is safe, it's time to drive for Gutix. When "he is done", Chulk's time will be created, if I am right. One of my dreams is to destroy this not really funny ghost invasion.
2005-04-05
alain
advice to a young pipsqueak: dont worry if, downloading an antique replay, back from 2002 or 2003, and trying maxing it out by your own means to make it better than those days champions could... it will be the hardest challenge. Or, if you are trying to replay the permanent competition tracks and ignore how to reach those incredible times... your hopes will vanish. As the great bonzai joe, argammon, or alanrotoi chewed their young teeth on them. It's a lifetime challenge... You will just become another champion if you are trying again after all hope has vanished.
2006-05-06
CTG
You must just b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff and b?ff!!! Yes, I'm drunk!
Sometimes I spend several minutes just with refreshing ZakStunts and read these news... Great stuff on the site!
Quote from: BonzaiJoe on April 28, 2009, 11:48:24 PM
2005-06-21
Akoss Poo
The formula is simple: when Ayrton's replay is good enough and LTB is safe, it's time to drive for Gutix. When "he is done", Chulk's time will be created, if I am right. One of my dreams is to destroy this not really funny ghost invasion.
That's why I couldn't stand Akoss in the past...
That year was great! I wish I could go back to that stunts level I had...
Great memories! ;)
2006-01-14
Bonzai Joe You have to drive the Jaguar Ayrton, not the Knight Rider...
Another insult for Akoss Poo :P ;D
2004-12-04
22:06:39
Bonzai Joe
Congratulations on your victory Akoss! Finally! And it looks like a very incredible time. I did not race my best, but I am sure you would have won if I did, too, with that time...
22:07:12
Dinmor
congratulations Akoss. See you in Hameln next year.!
23:01:00
Krys TOFF
Do not congrat Akoss until you know everybody_s time...
23:57:47
Krys TOFF
Congrats to CTG for his victory ! Akoss can dry his tears knowing that he won the Z46 Track Design Contest. :-D
2004-12-05
00:38:43
DieselJoe
DA - MAGE - INC!!! DA - MAGE - INC!!! DA - MAGE - INC!!! skid, I`m drunk! :D :D :D
02:31:46
Krys TOFF
Damage Inc. RULES !!!! Cax is definitively a MASTER !!! CTG is better than Akoss Poo because he earned a ZakStunts victory before him !!!
02:35:41
Krys TOFF
Not too crazy about CTG Akoss ?
Speaking of...
2005-10-01
B?FF!!! yeah i am akoss but who knew my password.. i have my birthday party and i am very drunken...
:D ;D
Quite an actual one... ;)
2007-08-03
Duplode
Still about CTG's line-changing question: is that what you guys call "dual-way switching"?
2004-07-20
Dark Chaser
I will be away on business for two weeks. Bye, guys.
Quote from: CTG on May 18, 2009, 07:43:30 PM
Quite an actual one... ;)
2007-08-03
Duplode
Still about CTG's line-changing question: is that what you guys call "dual-way switching"?
Ah, good old times of newbieishness... :)
Quote from: BonzaiJoe on May 20, 2009, 10:44:33 PM
2004-07-20
Dark Chaser
I will be away on business for two weeks. Bye, guys.
It makes one year around these days... ::)
---
2004-05-25
Bonzai Joe In other words: If your times with auto transmission and no sound are crap, as we can all see, WHY DONT YOU USE MANUAL TRANSMISSION AND TURN ON THE SOUND? . :)):
2006-05-31
CTG
Countach is a cheat car.
;D
Renato sure made it look like a cheat car on that track...
Quote from: BonzaiJoe on May 29, 2009, 09:24:57 AM
Renato sure made it look like a cheat car on that track...
But where is he? He's on my MSN list but saw him long-long time ago.
He also seems to have blocked me, or died.
I see Alain Péré all the time though...
2006-02-14
Renato Biker If A{belongs to}{reals}, then A-{epsilon}0, with {epsilon}{belongs to}{reals}??{A=(Time of the replay)T({exists}{epsilon} >0) => {for any}A is always possible to improve the replay time} Considering this, why is it impossible to make 0:00:05 on ZCT60? Where is the error? This is simple: The replay time isn?t a real number and ? can?t to be a real number t?o. Then nor always is possible to improve the time, let?s go look for the perfect replay ;)
Mathematical proofs about Stunts rule :D ;)
I like this one from Alain...
2005-12-30
Alain
thank you for finding the bug bee jee... but the website is a bugless masterpiece... "The wiseman points the moon and the idiot stares at the finger"...
what "stares" means? :)
Quote from: alanrotoi on June 02, 2009, 04:57:11 AM
what "stares" means? :)
something like watching without concentration...
Quote from: CTG on June 02, 2009, 04:59:37 AM
Quote from: alanrotoi on June 02, 2009, 04:57:11 AM
what "stares" means? :)
something like watching without concentration...
No, it actually means watching WITH concentration and with your view fixed in a place.
2005-10-05
Akoss Poo
Thanks! BÖFF! Let this pina be Évi`s! :) She was in our room yesterday for 15 mins - she was talking with me, and once again she was very attractive, lovely and I really wanted her! But if there`s no Évi pina, I accept an other birthday pina, too. If there`s no pina for me even on my birthday, I would like a big bottle of Tokaji wine!!!
::)
About equal treatment of the same cases... To be consistent, we have to know who Paradisio is! (Don't say it was just because you thought it will be another ghost of mine; you know that I don't use my own IP address for creating ghosts since 2006 ;D)
News of 2008-03-10
20:06:55
Dica S'Orac
Whooops it seems the ' sign in my name caused trouble on the scoreboard. :-S
20:10:57
Zak McKracken
Name changed to real one...
21:11:55
CTG
You ruined my "Stunts Oracle" character, thanks...
I never thought Paradisio is your ghost. I used traceroute on his IP address just after the accusations started and had instantly a good guess, who he is. Just as you do as well since today afternoon.
To make you understand, these are definitive proofs (first number was taken out to protect privacy, but we all know it is the same):
CTG xxx.66.234.247 2006-08-03
CTG xxx.66.234.247 2006-08-09
CTG xxx.66.234.247 2006-08-10
CTG xxx.66.234.247 2007-06-01
Dica S'Orac xxx.66.234.247 2008-03-10
CTG xxx.66.234.247 2007-05-30
CTG xxx.66.234.247 2009-02-03
Mark Nailwood xxx.66.234.247 2007-04-01
CTG xxx.66.234.247 2008-03-10
CTG xxx.66.234.247 2007-05-30
Geovani da Silva xxx.66.234.247 2007-04-01
CTG xxx.66.234.247 2008-03-10
But a recorded IP without a match in the ghost database is not a proof. The traceroute result is not a proof. It is only a very definitive hint. Whenever I'm 100% sure and have proof on the identity, it will be published in accordance with the ZakStunts rules. I'm not in the position of making false accusations on ghost identities. Other people have the habit of doing so.
Let's apply your 100% logic to legal cases! ;) Then over 95% of all criminals would not be convicted because proofs are rarely 100% accurate.
Even DNA tests only say it was you ~99,999% of the case.
Quote from: Argammon on June 21, 2009, 02:18:30 PM
Let's apply your 100% logic to legal cases! ;) Then over 95% of all criminals would not be convicted because proofs are rarely 100% accurate.
Even DNA tests only say it was you ~99,999% of the case.
In fact DNA is a lot less acurate then that. Many crimes, especially big ones like murder, are not commited in a strange environment, rather someplace the criminal knows. The victim is also often someone they "legally" know, so the presence of DNA does not mean a thing. On top of that the method is only accurate if nothing goes wrong. I lately heard a story (from someone who is supposed to know her way arround these techniques) about a serial killer. He struck nine times, in dfferent places, with different methods, but his DNA was found everywhere. Eventually they found the guy, he worked at the cotton-swab factory.
"SCANDALIZING you that published such a detail on your replay are all CHEATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CTG, MISLAV, ZAK, must all be eliminated from this month competition. CTG overall. (I communicated my time to CTG in private.)"
Looks like CTG used his ghosts to spy on the other pipsqueaks.
Alain deserves this shit anyway, but just thought this should see the light of day.
As far as I remember, Alain NEVER shared that result...
(Btw he was the first pipsqueak ever saying that Dottore is me. It happened in 2004, at the end of Pécs race.)
ghosttore?