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On one cold winter day, Bernie Rubber could not find his glasses in the morning.
Quote from: zaqrack on December 04, 2009, 10:16:05 AM
On one cold winter day, Bernie Rubber could not find his glasses in the morning.
Therefore, he kicked his cat's ass and said 'Bassza meg a kurva isten'. :)
Quote from: Akoss Poo on December 04, 2009, 10:18:20 AM
Quote from: zaqrack on December 04, 2009, 10:16:05 AM
On one cold winter day, Bernie Rubber could not find his glasses in the morning.
Therefore, he kicked his cat's ass and said 'Bassza meg a kurva isten'. :)
But the cat striked back by peeing on Bernie's seatbelt.
Bernie - still searching his glasses - stumbled over the cat and fell down straight with his face on Helen's belly.
Helen woke up from the impact, looked around and wondered how did she get into Bernie's bedroom???
Trying to find out what happened, Helen remember that she had drunk too much the night before...
Quote from: Gutix on December 07, 2009, 02:32:24 PM
Trying to find out what happened, Helen remember that she had drunk too much the night before...
While she was trying to collect all her memories from last night, the cat kicked its toy into a pálinka bottle, this headaching noise made everything clear for Helen...
She pushed Bernie's once again sleeping head off her belly and walked into the kitchen, where, her view dizzy with headache, she caught sight of a giant empty bowl of what must have been chili beans.
"Oops", she thought, "why are my great red high heels in the bowl and who put them there?"
...when Helen pick up her cell phone, she found three missed calls from some guy named Skid.
Quote from: Gutix on December 10, 2009, 07:08:45 PM
...when Helen pick up her cell phone, she found three missed calls from some guy named Skid.
"Skid, what a sexy name" - she thought and felt like her tanga is getting wet... ;D
Immediately after these happenings, Joe Stallin's footsteps could be heard in the hall, then entering the main room and telling Helen: "Hey, b*tch, what are you looking for in my house?", being totally angry at the only famous female stuntser.
"Sorry" -He said. "There is a car crashed into the front of the house. The door was open and just wanted to see that everything was fine"
Quote from: Gutix on December 10, 2009, 09:11:24 PM
"Sorry" -He said. "There is a car crashed into the front of the house. The door was open and just wanted to see that everything was fine"
"Shut up, don't talk these bullshit, this house is mine and Bernie's", Joe replied, "I'm going to call the police unless you have sex with me NOW", he followed with a strict complexion, just having finished smoking a cigarette.
Quote from: Akoss Poo on December 11, 2009, 06:04:46 PM
Quote from: Gutix on December 10, 2009, 09:11:24 PM
"Sorry" -He said. "There is a car crashed into the front of the house. The door was open and just wanted to see that everything was fine"
"Shut up, don't talk these bullshit, this house is mine and Bernie's", Joe replied, "I'm going to call the police unless you have sex with me NOW", he followed with a strict complexion, just having finished smoking a cigarette.
They couldn't continue the arguement as a Porsche Carrera stopped with loud braking right in front of the house, driven by a young girl with black hair...
Quote from: CTG on December 11, 2009, 06:12:03 PM
Quote from: Akoss Poo on December 11, 2009, 06:04:46 PM
Quote from: Gutix on December 10, 2009, 09:11:24 PM
"Sorry" -He said. "There is a car crashed into the front of the house. The door was open and just wanted to see that everything was fine"
"Shut up, don't talk these bullshit, this house is mine and Bernie's", Joe replied, "I'm going to call the police unless you have sex with me NOW", he followed with a strict complexion, just having finished smoking a cigarette.
They couldn't continue the arguement as a Porsche Carrera stopped with loud braking right in front of the house, driven by a young girl with black hair...
...followed by the police car, two muscular stupid corrupt sadist policeman sitting in it, who were about to fine the b*tch for speeding. ;D
Quote from: Akoss Poo on December 11, 2009, 06:14:31 PM
Quote from: CTG on December 11, 2009, 06:12:03 PM
Quote from: Akoss Poo on December 11, 2009, 06:04:46 PM
Quote from: Gutix on December 10, 2009, 09:11:24 PM
"Sorry" -He said. "There is a car crashed into the front of the house. The door was open and just wanted to see that everything was fine"
"Shut up, don't talk these bullshit, this house is mine and Bernie's", Joe replied, "I'm going to call the police unless you have sex with me NOW", he followed with a strict complexion, just having finished smoking a cigarette.
They couldn't continue the arguement as a Porsche Carrera stopped with loud braking right in front of the house, driven by a young girl with black hair...
...followed by the police car, two muscular stupid corrupt sadist policeman sitting in it, who were about to fine the b*tch for speeding. ;D
"Oh... This is gonna be trouble", Helen muttered, and stepped over to the door as in a trance.
Quote from: BonzaiJoe on December 12, 2009, 12:04:15 PM
Quote from: Akoss Poo on December 11, 2009, 06:14:31 PM
Quote from: CTG on December 11, 2009, 06:12:03 PM
Quote from: Akoss Poo on December 11, 2009, 06:04:46 PM
Quote from: Gutix on December 10, 2009, 09:11:24 PM
"Sorry" -He said. "There is a car crashed into the front of the house. The door was open and just wanted to see that everything was fine"
"Shut up, don't talk these bullshit, this house is mine and Bernie's", Joe replied, "I'm going to call the police unless you have sex with me NOW", he followed with a strict complexion, just having finished smoking a cigarette.
They couldn't continue the arguement as a Porsche Carrera stopped with loud braking right in front of the house, driven by a young girl with black hair...
...followed by the police car, two muscular stupid corrupt sadist policeman sitting in it, who were about to fine the b*tch for speeding. ;D
"Oh... This is gonna be trouble", Helen muttered, and stepped over to the door as in a trance.
Joe, lighting another cigarette, followed Helen and continued arguing with her, while the police was dealing with the speeding girl, whose sob could be heard even in the next street.
Quote from: Akoss Poo on December 14, 2009, 11:51:39 AM
Quote from: BonzaiJoe on December 12, 2009, 12:04:15 PM
Quote from: Akoss Poo on December 11, 2009, 06:14:31 PM
Quote from: CTG on December 11, 2009, 06:12:03 PM
Quote from: Akoss Poo on December 11, 2009, 06:04:46 PM
Quote from: Gutix on December 10, 2009, 09:11:24 PM
"Sorry" -He said. "There is a car crashed into the front of the house. The door was open and just wanted to see that everything was fine"
"Shut up, don't talk these bullshit, this house is mine and Bernie's", Joe replied, "I'm going to call the police unless you have sex with me NOW", he followed with a strict complexion, just having finished smoking a cigarette.
They couldn't continue the arguement as a Porsche Carrera stopped with loud braking right in front of the house, driven by a young girl with black hair...
...followed by the police car, two muscular stupid corrupt sadist policeman sitting in it, who were about to fine the b*tch for speeding. ;D
"Oh... This is gonna be trouble", Helen muttered, and stepped over to the door as in a trance.
Joe, lighting another cigarette, followed Helen and continued arguing with her, while the police was dealing with the speeding girl, whose sob could be heard even in the next street.
"Dealing", quite a soft word for what happened - rather payed the punishment in nature...
Meanwhile, Bernie finally found his glasses and went outside to see what happened. When he saw to the muscular sadist policeman, Bernie recognized his face from some "pervert" place.
Quote from: Gutix on December 23, 2009, 06:40:25 PM
Meanwhile, Bernie finally found his glasses and went outside to see what happened. When he saw to the muscular sadist policeman, Bernie recognized his face from some "pervert" place.
Story is dead.
Quote from: Gutix on December 23, 2009, 06:40:25 PM
Meanwhile, Bernie finally found his glasses and went outside to see what happened. When he saw to the muscular sadist policeman, Bernie recognized his face from some "pervert" place.
The pervert policeman was identified as a former gay porn actor and amateur Stunts driver, Helmut Schulte. Bernie seemed to be happy: "Finally! He will be an easy opponent - even for me!"
Quote from: CTG on December 30, 2010, 03:08:11 AM
Quote from: Gutix on December 23, 2009, 06:40:25 PM
Meanwhile, Bernie finally found his glasses and went outside to see what happened. When he saw to the muscular sadist policeman, Bernie recognized his face from some "pervert" place.
The pervert policeman was identified as a former gay porn actor and amateur Stunts driver, Helmut Schulte. Bernie seemed to be happy: "Finally! He will be an easy opponent - even for me!"
Damn, Argammon didn't see this story.
New story line?
As your only goal was always to deliberately mar the story, I'm not intending to write a new story line.
Quote from: Akoss Poo on April 24, 2012, 03:27:56 PMyour only goal was always to deliberately mar the story
That's a fact. ;D