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: Top Gear
: CTG November 11, 2012, 03:42:16 +01:00
What about making a car ranklist, like they do in 'Top Gear' show? What we need is a simple track (Default?) and a mysterious driver (like The Stig). Of course it would not be an RH test (but having... hmmm... let's say 5 noRH laps and pick the best result from it for the car's list).

(http://www.clublexus.com/forums/attachments/is-f/135794d1229992973-is-f-in-top-gears-ranking-board-topgearisf.jpg)
: Re: Top Gear
: CTG November 29, 2012, 12:59:02 +01:00
Stig just signed the contract, the first test will be on Sunday.
: Re: Top Gear
: CTG November 30, 2012, 07:53:10 +01:00
: CTG  November 29, 2012, 12:59:02 +01:00
Stig just signed the contract, the first test will be on Sunday.

To be more precise: first laps were already completed, the (YouTube) show will be on Sunday.
: Re: Top Gear
: CTG December 02, 2012, 03:19:32 +01:00
The first car of the show: Lamborghini Countach. ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHZxI216vB4&
: Re: Top Gear
: CTG December 04, 2012, 01:14:02 +01:00
Stig was quite diligent this week, so we can compare some almost equal cars in the next show (weekend). ;)
: Re: Top Gear
: Friker December 04, 2012, 03:05:10 +01:00
: CTG  December 04, 2012, 01:14:02 +01:00
Stig was quite diligent this week, so we can compare some almost equal cars in the next show (weekend). ;)
I'm looking forward to it. :)
: Re: Top Gear
: CTG December 07, 2012, 05:15:46 +01:00
Is the P962 really faster than the Jaguar XJR? Check it out!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vynq53mh5p0
: Re: Top Gear
: CTG December 08, 2012, 01:24:32 +01:00
: CTG  December 07, 2012, 05:15:46 +01:00
Is the P962 really faster than the Jaguar XJR? Check it out!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vynq53mh5p0

Stig built up two very different laps with these cars: he pushed harder in the first half of the track in P962, while the second half was undoubtly the Jaguar's territory.
: Re: Top Gear
: BonzaiJoe December 08, 2012, 01:27:17 +01:00
Maybe he was running out of track time by the end of the P962 lap. Anyway, interesting to see!
: Re: Top Gear
: CTG December 08, 2012, 02:19:44 +01:00
: BonzaiJoe  December 08, 2012, 01:27:17 +01:00
Maybe he was running out of track time by the end of the P962 lap. Anyway, interesting to see!

It's also worth to mention the distribution of corner directions - too bad Alain isn't here to talk about it.
: Re: Top Gear
: Friker December 08, 2012, 02:48:44 +01:00
: CTG  December 08, 2012, 02:19:44 +01:00
: BonzaiJoe  December 08, 2012, 01:27:17 +01:00
Maybe he was running out of track time by the end of the P962 lap. Anyway, interesting to see!

It's also worth to mention the distribution of corner directions - too bad Alain isn't here to talk about it.
What do you mean?
: Re: Top Gear
: CTG December 08, 2012, 03:00:41 +01:00
: Friker  December 08, 2012, 02:48:44 +01:00
: CTG  December 08, 2012, 02:19:44 +01:00
: BonzaiJoe  December 08, 2012, 01:27:17 +01:00
Maybe he was running out of track time by the end of the P962 lap. Anyway, interesting to see!

It's also worth to mention the distribution of corner directions - too bad Alain isn't here to talk about it.
What do you mean?

Based on the former discussions with several pipsqueaks, I can list about 5 people performing a lot better in left corners than in right. One of them is Alain.

I wonder if it has something with the number of hands used for steering.
: Re: Top Gear
: CTG December 08, 2012, 06:57:14 +01:00
Btw have you ever thought on giving names to the Default corners? There's only 6 on the classic line (+a chicane).
: Re: Top Gear
: BonzaiJoe December 08, 2012, 08:39:23 +01:00
Great idea.
: Re: Top Gear
: alanrotoi December 08, 2012, 09:28:53 +01:00
pipsqueak's names or fantasy?
: Re: Top Gear
: CTG December 08, 2012, 09:51:35 +01:00
: alanrotoi  December 08, 2012, 09:28:53 +01:00
pipsqueak's names or fantasy?

Anything.
: Re: Top Gear
: CTG December 08, 2012, 10:13:46 +01:00
Surprise episode with Ford Ranger. Unfortunately Windows Movie Maker screwed it up a bit compared to the preliminary raw version...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlKw4tSx8YI
: Re: Top Gear
: CTG December 10, 2012, 09:31:01 +01:00
I'm too lazy to write the 'Top Gear' article for Stunts Wiki... :D
: Re: Top Gear
: CTG January 24, 2013, 10:39:55 +01:00
Top Gear marathon is coming in a few days. It's time to fill the scoreboard... :)
: Re: Top Gear
: Chulk January 24, 2013, 04:34:41 +01:00
Will we ever know who Stig was on these runs?
: Re: Top Gear
: CTG January 24, 2013, 04:43:38 +01:00
: Chulk  January 24, 2013, 04:34:41 +01:00
Will we ever know who Stig was on these runs?

Short Cutfinder.... erm... Chuck Norris
: Re: Top Gear
: Chulk January 24, 2013, 09:33:31 +01:00
: CTG  January 24, 2013, 04:43:38 +01:00
: Chulk  January 24, 2013, 04:34:41 +01:00
Will we ever know who Stig was on these runs?

Short Cutfinder.... erm... Chuck Norris
Not true! If Chuck Norris did all the runs, they would all be the same time, because there is no way CN would lose...
: Re: Top Gear
: alanrotoi January 24, 2013, 10:25:09 +01:00
Chuck Norris wins zakstunts even using OWOOTR rules!
: Re: Top Gear
: CTG January 24, 2013, 10:33:00 +01:00
Chuck Norris reached powergear - with LM002.
: Re: Top Gear
: BonzaiJoe January 25, 2013, 11:01:13 +01:00
I like where this thread is going.

Chuck Norris can do an up/down-corkscrew in ACURA powergear.
: Re: Top Gear
: BonzaiJoe January 25, 2013, 11:02:22 +01:00
Chuck Norris doesn't use magic carpets. He stares at the ground and the ground flees from him in terror.
: Re: Top Gear
: CTG January 25, 2013, 11:19:08 +01:00
Chuck Norris watched Ayrton's replays and destroyed all those records in noRH -steering with his penis.
: Re: Top Gear
: alanrotoi January 25, 2013, 04:32:13 +01:00
CTG facts:

-CTG uses RH to beat Bernie... :P
: Re: Top Gear
: Chulk January 25, 2013, 08:26:07 +01:00
: BonzaiJoe  January 25, 2013, 11:02:22 +01:00
Chuck Norris doesn't use magic carpets. He stares at the ground and the ground flees from him in terror.
Still laughing over this one!!

Chuck Norris can do Default closed in 30 secs. He just drives over water.
: Re: Top Gear
: Chulk January 25, 2013, 08:27:24 +01:00
Chuck Norris plays stunts... with mouse steering!
: Re: Top Gear
: alanrotoi January 25, 2013, 11:05:39 +01:00
- When Chuck Norris hits a stunts element it explodes instead of his car.

- Chuck Norris builds his own tracks when he races over other tracks... and wins!

- Chuck Norris generates power gear in every car he wants, he just kicks the car and it flies.

- When Chuck Norris drives INDY power gear he reaches 246 mph.

- Chuck Norris drives any stunts element like boats, trees or bridges. (CTG, could you make a car with the appearence of a bridge? I guess it's possible xD)

- When Chuck Norris wins a track (always), Joe's opens its doors and he celebrates there.

- Nobody knows how looks the front of Chuck Norris car because nobody surpassed him ever.

- The track "Norris" crosses a swamp, a volcano, a cannibal tribe and stunts valhalla; its extension is 150x150.

- Also Norris track has a unique stunts element called Helen's and it's a cabaret.

- Chuck Norris won a race from the main menu.

- There is a whole code in the physics of the game to "resist" Chuck Norris kick effects.

- Stunts can't save Chuck Norris replays because it can't reproduce his tricks.

- Chuck Norris won all the stunts competitions filling the hole podium, we just race for the 4th place.

- Ayrton saw Chuck Norris car once in the horizon, he "had" to retire.

- Chuck Norris plays Stunts in an Atari 2600.

- Chuck Norris doesn't fasten his seatbelt.

- Chuck Norris doesn't race to the finish line, it comes to him.
: Re: Top Gear
: Friker January 25, 2013, 11:14:53 +01:00
Don't drink while reading this stuff. :) One weak: Chuck's Countach don't slow down.
: Re: Top Gear
: Komeuppance January 26, 2013, 06:00:51 +01:00
Fact: All "bugs" in Stunts are because Chuck Norris designed the physics based on his reality.

-Robert
: Re: Top Gear
: Chulk January 26, 2013, 09:21:40 +01:00
: alanrotoi  January 25, 2013, 11:05:39 +01:00
- Stunts can't save Chuck Norris replays because it can't reproduce his tricks.
Sublime!

Chuck Norris can have an "impact speed" higher than "top speed" (Oh, wait...)
: Re: Top Gear
: CTG January 26, 2013, 09:34:56 +01:00
Chuck Norris can suck his own Indy.

Enough!  :D
: Re: Top Gear
: CTG January 28, 2013, 11:52:23 +01:00
: alanrotoi  January 25, 2013, 11:05:39 +01:00
CTG, could you make a car with the appearence of a bridge? I guess it's possible xD

Do it yourself. :P

(it's somewhere in GAME1 or GAME2.P3S, just export it to obj, import in a car's file and that's all)
: Re: Top Gear
: Friker February 10, 2013, 02:08:30 +01:00
where is Stig? what is he doing?
: Re: Top Gear
: CTG February 10, 2013, 02:54:04 +01:00
: Friker  February 10, 2013, 02:08:30 +01:00
where is Stig? what is he doing?

He's racing - but his coordinator is quite busy now with his real life work.
: Re: Top Gear
: BonzaiJoe April 20, 2013, 09:45:09 +02:00
Is this still the case? I think it's not too early for the next episode.
: Re: Top Gear
: CTG April 20, 2013, 10:30:25 +02:00
I'm afraid it won't happen in the close future. Problems are getting more and more serious around me.
: Re: Top Gear
: CTG July 28, 2013, 11:57:30 +02:00
Maybe in the autumn.
: Re: Top Gear
: CTG October 19, 2013, 07:44:33 +02:00
: CTG  July 28, 2013, 11:57:30 +02:00
Maybe in the autumn.

In the autumn... :D

Part 4 - Porsche Carrera (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWtIZhv49uI)
: Re: Top Gear
: CTG October 19, 2013, 10:40:09 +02:00
Part 5 - Lotus Esprit Turbo SE: http://youtu.be/TTz5jcpJ2rE
: Re: Top Gear
: Duplode October 20, 2013, 05:19:27 +02:00
Great, a new Top Gear season!  :D Looking at the "Stunts videos" article at the Wiki made me realize that some episodes double as new car demos, which is not only cool but also very useful!
: Re: Top Gear
: Chulk October 20, 2013, 07:29:55 +02:00
Has anyone else noticed how similar Lotus and Top Gear 3000 for SNES cars look from behind?

(http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4567351038249181&pid=15.1)
: Re: Top Gear
: CTG October 20, 2013, 01:27:23 +02:00
Part 6 - Ikarus 260 (http://youtu.be/johgXMRZyro)
: Re: Top Gear
: CTG October 20, 2013, 05:04:03 +02:00
Part 7 - Acura NSX vs Nissan Skyline (http://youtu.be/aOyPIsC4oOQ)
: Re: Top Gear
: CTG October 20, 2013, 07:00:56 +02:00
Part 8 - Porsche March Indy (http://youtu.be/9-_AumvmjWY)

Enough for today... :D
: Re: Top Gear
: BonzaiJoe October 20, 2013, 07:49:28 +02:00
Good job making those. The ACURA and Nissan looked so fast after watching the bus....
: Re: Top Gear
: CTG October 20, 2013, 09:58:55 +02:00
Maybe I should warn Stig to complete the promised laps... :D
: Re: Top Gear
: CTG October 20, 2013, 11:48:05 +02:00
: CTG  October 20, 2013, 09:58:55 +02:00
Maybe I should warn Stig to complete the promised laps... :D

So...

Stig #1: Lancia Delta Integrale, please
Stig #2: Chevrolet Corvette & Knight Rider, please
Stig #3: Speedgate XSD & Audi Quattro & Ferrari GTO, please

;)

Part 9 and 10 are coming soon (next week), covering 5 different cars.
: Re: Top Gear
: Chulk October 21, 2013, 02:28:53 +02:00
Loved the music in Icarus video!!

: CTG  October 20, 2013, 11:48:05 +02:00
Stig #1: Lancia Delta Integrale & Ferrari GTO, please
Stig #2: Chevrolet Corvette & Knight Rider, please
Stig #3: Speedgate XSD & Audi Quattro, please
Those duels don't seem too close (Except maybe #1)
: Re: Top Gear
: CTG October 21, 2013, 08:19:59 +02:00
These are not duels, only the cars of each Stigs (for example: the Indy and the LM002 replays were made by the same pipsqueak).
: Re: Top Gear
: Chulk October 22, 2013, 07:52:42 +02:00
Oh, I see.
: Re: Top Gear
: CTG October 24, 2013, 04:03:07 +02:00
Part 9-12 are available - thanks God I had some stock replays from Stig (one of them from 2012, probably the LM002 driver knows that... ::)).

http://youtu.be/RGOOCJ2Lriw - Part 9: Rally vs Supercar (Audi Quattro Sport vs Ferrari GTO)

http://youtu.be/-gecWD7a_h4 - Part 10: Melange XGT-88

http://youtu.be/7KtnIFugTEY -  Part 11: Zapper's Garage (Toyota Corolla GTi, Toyota Sprinter Trueno, Porsche Carrera 911 Turbo 964 3.3, Ferrari F40 and McLaren Honda MP4/4)

http://youtu.be/9-3bfop41RY - Part 12: Lamborghini LM002
: Re: Top Gear
: CTG October 24, 2013, 04:40:08 +02:00
Waiting for applicants:

Chevrolet Corvette ZR1
Coconut Car Coronet Pulsar STi-R
Coconut Car GTR 7.5 IMSA
Lancia Delta Integrale
LWT-ZR1 GT3 Mark II
Superkart
Xylocaine XF
: Re: Top Gear
: Duplode October 24, 2013, 04:45:03 +02:00
This batch of episodes is a great showcase of how diverse Stunts cars are! The 911 Turbo result was interesting to see, having not driven it in anger yet.

One thing I find weird is how hardly any Stunts videos other than Top Gear episodes show up in the related videos sidebar. YouTube tagging seems to have become less effective lately...
: Re: Top Gear
: CTG November 22, 2013, 08:24:10 +01:00
Waiting for applicants:

Chevrolet Corvette ZR1
Coconut Car Coronet Pulsar STi-R
Coconut Car GTR 7.5 IMSA
Lancia Delta Integrale
LWT-ZR1 GT3 Mark II
Superkart
Xylocaine XF

I'm also waiting for Speedgate's Stig.  ;)
: Re: Top Gear
: Duplode December 02, 2013, 10:58:47 +01:00
http://youtu.be/xKKBbtAyNf4 - Part 13: Superkart is already available.

: Top Gear
: CTG December 06, 2013, 01:24:23 +01:00
: Duplode  December 02, 2013, 10:58:47 +01:00
http://youtu.be/xKKBbtAyNf4 - Part 13: Superkart is already available.

Speedgate and Lancia are next, probably next week.
: Re: Top Gear
: CTG January 21, 2014, 09:17:45 +01:00
Only Speedgate now... http://youtu.be/_ynFNmgo2Z0
: Re: Top Gear
: CTG January 22, 2014, 08:07:52 +01:00
UPDATE!

Waiting for applicants:

Chevrolet Corvette ZR1 (hey Corvette Stig, it's time to complete the promised lap!  ;))
Coconut Car Coronet Pulsar STi-R
Coconut Car GTR 7.5 IMSA
LWT-ZR1 GT3 Mark II

Lancia and Xylocaine XF laps are completed.
: Re: Top Gear
: CTG January 23, 2014, 06:16:23 +01:00
Part 15: Xylocaine XF, quite a fast one...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdqAwCd0CQY
: Re: Top Gear
: Chulk January 24, 2014, 04:33:37 +01:00
Xylo is faster than it looks!
: Re: Top Gear
: CTG January 24, 2014, 04:46:18 +01:00
: Chulk  January 24, 2014, 04:33:37 +01:00
Xylo is faster than it looks!

'cause it's damned good in the corners.
: Re: Top Gear
: CTG February 03, 2015, 08:37:49 +01:00
: CTG  January 24, 2014, 04:46:18 +01:00
: Chulk  January 24, 2014, 04:33:37 +01:00
Xylo is faster than it looks!

'cause it's damned good in the corners.

And it has powergear! :o
: Re: Top Gear
: CTG March 20, 2026, 07:52:23 +01:00
: BonzaiJoe  January 25, 2013, 11:02:22 +01:00Chuck Norris doesn't use magic carpets. He stares at the ground and the ground flees from him in terror.
Chuck Norris died, but he's alright now.

R.I.P.!