I can't understand you, Bonzai Joe! Whats the problem with women. I think they are the most important for a men. If I have to choose between playing Stunts or spending a nice day with my girlfriend, I won't touch the PC ever more
Anyway, I've already seen this "Why is it better...?" story, but there were beer and women...
And a very idiot question: Why don't women play Stunts?
Well, I guess I'd do the same. If it was an option. But I really do like Stunts. And jokes too.
They are plaing stunts!
You just have to find the right one. )
Zak
Yes, some of them really play this game. And I have a story about it. I was 11 when I met this game on one of the school PC-s. It was really great to drive on various tracks. But one day a girl (an ex-classmate) saw me playing. She tried it and her third or fourth lap on Default was better then my lap record (don't think of great times, it was between 1:27 and 1:30). I was very angry : -->:"> because I had then two month experience. I tried to took back the lead, but it was too hard for me, so I forgot Default for a long time. Month later I tried it again. My result seemed to be fantastic (about 1:24). I was satisfied with it, but not so long... Next day I played again and I saw an impossible time on the scoreboard: 1:18!!! And it was the girls result. Can you imagine what I felt? And it was her hobby to beat my times on all of the tracks But she give up racing next year because she felt it's not a really femaleish thing to play computer games.
Women should wash, cook, bake etc., and not playing Stunts.
Tell this words my girlfriend and she will kill you! Even she has never tried to play Stunts...
Pershing, what would your girlfriend do with me after hearing these words:
In my opinion women mustn't drive a car, they mustn't be a boss, they mustn't take part in the political life, they mustn't take part on the Olympic Games etc.
OK, I've got enough of women since my "adventure" in October 2000. I don't care about them.
To Bonzai Joe:
1./ Stunts is better than women because it's cheaper to spend a night with Stunts than with woman
2./ It's easier to be good at Stunts than in womanizing (especially for me, but not for the handsome CTG)
3./ With playing Stunts you collect more friends (our virtual community). With being with a woman, you'll lose your friends, they say you don't care about them (lot of my friends experienced that).
4./ You can drive the track what you want. You cannot be with the woman what you want.
Play Stunts and drink, get women out of your life!!!
1. I'm not so handsome...
2. To spend a night with a woman is very cheap. Whats more, if you have a girlfriend, its free...
3. No women in sports? And what about Agi Kovacs or the Hungarian female handball team? Or just think about Marion Jones...
4. No driving license for women? And then who would be the worst drivers? Men?
But:
1. I hate very emancipated women (thanks for God there are some REAL women in life)
2. Politics is for men, and a boss mustn't be a woman (I don't want to work for a company which has a female boss...)
Anyway, I'm fond of women so I can forgive them most of their mistakes. What a luck, my girlfriend doesn't want to be a boss...
Okay Akoss,
it seems to be that I am a looser... When I am with my girlfriend, I have no rights.
But, sometimes it is great to be under her...
I think the reason for Akoss Poo's opinion is that Hungarian people are bit old-fashioned when they have to talk about sexes. Just have a look at the eastern part of our country! There are old traditions of women's unequality. In the western part you cannot feel that so strong. That's why my girlfriend is modest and not emancipated-she's from a very far eastern town and I'm from Gy?r (perharps you know where it is...). And I was surprised on her behaviour in the first months. And I agree with you in one thing: its nice to see a girlfriend on you...
I'm with Akoss Poo all the way. Why bother with women when you have beer and weed. And Stunts. It's much too complicated for me. Maybe it's easy for handsome CTG and macho Zak, but for kinds like me and maybe Akoss Poo who may be handsome but end up walking the street at midnight alone dressed in black with a dreamy expression on the face, Stunts is all that counts. So go play with your girlfriends and never forget not to take them for granted. Yes I am stunk. Cheers!
Decide if I'm handsome, just look at the photograph in the pipsqueaks' list, I don't think...
CTG, think about ?zvegy, Vassed?ny, Zita and your girlfriend when you're saying that you aren't handsome.
I'm also from the Eastern part of Hungary (to be correct: I'm from the Northern East, from the hills and valleys). I know that I'm a bit old-fashioned in that topic, but I never thought that it's becuase I'm from the East. And I hope men's world was in the past, emancipation is the present, and in the future: men's world again. Or the end of the world??? I'll surely blame women if the end of the world's coming...
My nineteenth birthday's very close now, but I still don't have a girlfriend. But now I don't want a girlfriend!!! I fought for years for a woman but I wasn't successful. Nowadays in Hungary girls are becaming little b*tches, they're very selfish and arrogant now, they're playing with us, boys, and they think that emancipation is true, and maybe they think women is the dominant sex, what is a terrible thing. The worst is that women who are silent and introverted are also following that way. I'm fed up with women and I don't want a piece of them. I only watch them, and when I'm horny, I choose the easiest way...
Bonzai Joe was frighteningly correct when he said "end up walking the street at midnight alone dressed in black with a dreamy expression on the face". I'm walking darker streets at midnight now, and without any illusion and dream.
Maybe one day a woman will come for me and she prove me that not all of the woman had became a Helen, and that for each woman there's a man made on the Earth. But I won't search for them and I won't dream anymore.
Akoss, you forgot something. Vased?ny loved L?doszpoly (and Tarczy), ?zvegy played only a cruel game with a lot of boys (like me), Zita... Well, I won't say she's a girl... Just something like that...
It's not so important to be handsome. I see the mirror every day... But I have a girlfriend! So don't think it 's an advantage for me...
Anyway, I also hate the new style of Hungarian girls since I had terrible adventures in the last year of secondary school...
Yes, it is true...
Most of the girls in the eastern european countries are getting to be fvcking fvcked b!tches. It's the same in my homecountry Poland. 90% of the girls are slvts. 50% of them are fvcking with everybody, 50% just with guys who earn good money (especially the older b!tches). And yes, they are playing with you, they promise everything, but in reality it seems that they are already fvcking with somebody else, during they are doing it with you! It's a tragedy, how hard it is to find a girl who is faithful to you. I found such a girl... thanks to her conservative (or old-fashioned, like you call it) parents!!!
But I'm still in the opinion that girls from eastern europe are ten times better than western ones!
In Austria there are too much Helgas (110 - 110 - 110), like we call them in Poland...
I would rather try an Austrian girl or a Polish. Anything except for Hungarian b*tches. But I would still prefer a South European or a Latin-American girl.
Don't say Austria is Western Europe and Hungary is Eastern. Geographically both countries are in Central Europe.
In Poland and Hungary girls are becoming b*tches. (Bonzai, what's the situation in Denmark?) Will that be changed when we'll be accepted to the European Union? I hope it really.
I can talk about latinamerican girl. They are the most beatiful, I agree with that, but they're big big big b!tches too! (95% at least). I can see the girls in USA movies or UK or Australia where they're "the beatiful girl of the movie" and I just need open the window to see a better girl. But still they're b!tches! The "frmale liberalism" is here too, and the girls speaks about football soccer, they like the cars, they f..k with every guy that they see (always meaning about that 95% of the female population).
And another amazing thing. You can see a pretty girl with blue eyes, blonde hair with a ugly guy with his clothes put out of order and without bathing.
If you want to meet a real girl you must to look the under profile girls, not the showy (f..ing, @?$@/"?$!!!) girls.
That should be a permanent topic like "Comments on times" and the others.
You have too much time to write for this topic! If I were you I would spend my time with looking for a real nice girl from the 5 percents of non-b*tches...
CTG, just calculate a little bit.
5% of the Hungarian girls are non-bitches.
How much of them are real nice girls?
Maybe 15% of them.
So 0,75% of the non-Helen girls are real nice girls. (From the 35 000 people from Kazincbarcika 17 500 are woman. From that 17 500 woman about 1 750 are at the same age as me. The 0,75% of 1 750 means 13 girls.)
And for how much of them am I handsome enough and good enough?
I don't want to type here that number, because it would be a very small number.
And from that 13? Maybe zero...
So it's impossible!
And it's a really good feeling to write about woman, bitches. It's relieving my pains which are coming from the lack of a girlfirend.
This topic : -->:">
B!tchs or not B*tchs I'll go to dance saturday night to a disco so I'll meet not 1 or 2 B!t**s, all the disco will be full of them. (Yes, seems like I cut my relationship with my girl).
But the best place to meet a girl is the university (in Buenos Aires, Budapest or Katmand?).
So, somebody wants to come with me to meet girls?
Oh @#%$, this forum can't refresh very fast tis morning...
anyway, i just wanted to say that I just met two female worth it in my whole history of macho man...
and 50 percent were scarlet and porsche.
I'm in love with my indy car
who's mystery other woman? ;-)
Hi, I'm back again for a short while (10 minutes) and I just want to apologise for the silly message I left here when I was completely wasted. I don't mean half of what I said, and you shouldn't take it too serious. Provided you understood it in the first place. I would never type something like that if I was merely 25% sober, (and I am 100% sober most of the time ) and I definitely wasn't then.
Cheers and happy racing!
I just thought I'd add that even though I was completely wasted and wouldn't have written that if I wasn't, that doesn't make the whole thing less true. Walking the streets at midnight. I do that. And I'm sick and tired of hearing people who can get women by merely smiling at them or saying "hi" talk about me being sensitive or fussy about it. Apart from this, please do take my latest message seriously
walking at midniht rules, I just came home from a bike ride in the dark mountains, that really rules.
And all the parking cars were shaking... yecchh.
no update today, sorry, tired.
Zak
I was wrong. 97% of them are b!tches!!
pushing up the limits: 99.9 are strong and ununderstandable kind of bitches. None in particular, just the last one. ^_^
What happened to this topic???
but my opinion hasn't changed. I just hate f*cking b*tches and there's no real women remained. Women just hate me and I hate them, too.
But I loved that topic, and I love it now, too.
Akoss: current situation? :D
Quote from: Bonzai Joe on June 25, 2002, 12:00:00 PM
I'm with Akoss Poo all the way. Why bother with women when you have beer and weed. And Stunts. It's much too complicated for me. Maybe it's easy for handsome CTG and macho Zak, but for kinds like me and maybe Akoss Poo who may be handsome but end up walking the street at midnight alone dressed in black with a dreamy expression on the face, Stunts is all that counts. So go play with your girlfriends and never forget not to take them for granted. Yes I am stunk. Cheers!
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This was the last time I smoked weed...
Quote from: BonzaiJoe on November 27, 2007, 03:47:53 AM
Quote from: Bonzai Joe on June 25, 2002, 12:00:00 PM
I'm with Akoss Poo all the way. Why bother with women when you have beer and weed. And Stunts. It's much too complicated for me. Maybe it's easy for handsome CTG and macho Zak, but for kinds like me and maybe Akoss Poo who may be handsome but end up walking the street at midnight alone dressed in black with a dreamy expression on the face, Stunts is all that counts. So go play with your girlfriends and never forget not to take them for granted. Yes I am stunk. Cheers!
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This was the last time I smoked weed...
You missed the chance on WSM2. ;) Anyway, it was one of my all time favourite Bonzai Joe posts. :D
Quote from: CTG on November 27, 2007, 12:55:12 AM
Akoss: current situation? :D
Very timely question, in the past weeks I just started to feel like in 2002, when this topic was active...