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yours? :lol:
No, but watch the number plate... :lol:
Too bad it isn't a Porsche March/INDY :wink:
Why am I awake now?
Then show me a real Bonzai Joe car! :P
Anyway you have a magic number of posts: 777! 7 is one of my lucky numbers... :)
Nioce! Fiond me one with JTK, too, please 8)
@ Bonzai Joe: You are awake, maybe, because you're not asleep? Or do you vibrate in tension for summer to enter my contest?`:mrgreen:
I had seen it but I didn't know what possibilities you have in Hungary to design your number plate, so I thought it could be yours. Too bad
we can have 3 letters - 3 numbers for about 1000eur
and 4letters-2 numbers or 5 letters-1number for 2500eur by request
And you can choose what you want?
In Germany the first 1 - 3 letters have to stand for the city (e.g. Hildesheim -> HI) and then you can choose 1 or 2 more letters.
And with "HI" at the beginning you can't do much. Hildesheim sucks, at least if you want to have a cool number plate :x
OK, I guess I wouldn't choose the letters by myself anyway for that prices you have.
No the prices are far from realistic for the average stunts driver. i was stopped by 40 eur. for a custom plate within dj's restrictions. But a region near my hometown has ST-XX + 1-3 numbers as plate. i didn't work out any cool possibility to get STUNTS with that :)
Yes, the 2nd "T" could be difficult with a number. stallin restrictions! :x
Dumb Joke: What's the name of a plate throwed to the water?
Answer: River Plate...
Yes, that was a really dumb joke. I might as well say something like:
What do you call a pest named Bud?
Bud, a pest
Or I could say:
How do you spell "monster" if you're really stupid?
M?nster
Or:
If a girl's first name is Henriette, but people usually call her "Hen", and her last name is "Daye", how would you say her name fast?
Hendaye
And another:
What do you call good motorway pull-ins if you speak both spanish and french?
Buenos Aires
How a danish says arroz (rice) in portuguese?
A: Aarhus
How a Danish sneezes?
A: "Aarhus!"
How is the last name of Buddha?
A: Pest
eeerr... maybe I should back to work :D
And still more stupid (and in german):
Wie hei?t das Reh mit Vornamen?
Kartoffelp?! :lol: :lol: :lol:
(explanation: Vorname = first name, Reh = deer, Kartoffelp? + Reh --> Kartoffelp?ree = mashed potatoes)
Man, that was sick! Please forget that shit, I haven't said anything!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:roll:
What is green-white with red dots and swinging from tree to tree?
Tarzan in his night gown.
Often at night it's colder than outside. :shock:
ROTFLMAO :)
I thought about posting that one before. Kiel seems not so far away as i thought. :)
Coke tastes better than out of a glass. :D
@ Satanziege: Mein Zweitliebster: Halt' mal die Hand raus, ob's dunkel ist... :lol:
German humour?
Now way, Bonzai Joe! "German" and "Humour" are two totally diametrical contrarious terms: If you use them in combination, both will cancel out each other and sometimes a black hole may appear!
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: JTKNow way, Bonzai Joe! "German" and "Humour" are two totally diametrical contrarious terms: If you use them in combination, both will cancel out each other and sometimes a black hole may appear!
lol
"Black hole sun, won't you come ?
And wash away the rain..." (Soundgarden)
Cool song! :D
Do you know Audioslave? The singer of Soundgarden (Chris Cornell) with the Band of Rage against the machine!
Das Pferd ist vorne hinten als h?her
(The horse's front is behind than higher)
as a member of my family once very sharp eyed stated. :)
Due to the obvious danger of Black Holes germans are very cautious to make really funny jokes.
Did you know that a horse's bite will largely be mortal to a hornet?
A Black Hole in Brazil can have a "end of digestive" conotation, depending of the malicious intentions of the speaker or the receiver...