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Its just a poll  :roll:  :lol:



I like statistics, and I want to see the latest statistics NOW!  :lol:

Aah, well, stats, yes, of course  8)

I think the result of the poll is a message to the lazy competition manager. I think we should make polls like:

Do you like the ZakStunts podium?
Do you like Zak's tycoon site?

Or: Are you satisfied with the speed of the ZakStunts site?

And I haven't mentioned freqent critical error of the forum, missing live updates... These things are damaging the community! Maleish bitches must die!

sorry that I have a real life and sometimes fall in love...

also posts like this generally decrease the motivation level of the site manager. offer some help instead.

if it weren't because of a maleish Helen, i would definitely offer (and i offered analysis+text earlier, but now...)  some help

this was again the last time I tolerated insulting my girlfriend...

Quote from: "zaqrack"this was again the last time I tolerated insulting my girlfriend...

oh yes and what would you do next time? muhahaha

Akoss, shut up!

Btw Zak, your SMS seemed to be successful! Congrats :)

Remember, Zak, it's only Akoss, he won't shut up...

Btw Zak, your SMS seemed to be successful! Congrats :)

Quoteoh yes and what would you do next time? muhahaha

What's wrong with you, Akoss  :?:  :evil: It seems you cann't live without insults  :x

JTK: it's another girl  :D

and even if its only Akoss, I wont leave without a word when someone calls my girlfriend a Helen. I guess thats quite normal.

Quote from: "JTK"Akoss, shut up!

My opinion. Sorry Akoss, but that's going too far. :?

Gutix: If you want statistics from the latest tracks, just make them yourself. It's quite easy.

Akoss: If you want any respect from anyone, have a little respect for other people.

JTK: Canned politicians often divide the Atlantic sea by all your noses

Zak: You may be in love, but you can still send me your ZCT42 replay. I offer to perform the transfer myself if you allow me access to your computer ;)

And please, everyone, don't panic because the site has been a little slow for some days. It's not the end of the world, especially when nobody is sending replays anyway.

Whow, Jacky - how did you come to know about these canned polititians...? Seems there is a secret circle's knowledge inside of you  8)

Quote from: "Jacky"Gutix: If you want statistics from the latest tracks, just make them yourself. It's quite easy.

If it was my competition... maybe... perhaps...  I would make the statistics, but Im not sure of that  :roll:  :lol:

I miss the analisis and statistics made by Ben Snell and the commentaries done by krys in IRC!!

Quote from: "Jacky"Akoss: If you want any respect from anyone, have a little respect for other people.

Who said I want respect from Zak's 'girl'friend (...)?

Quote...and the commentaries done by krys in IRC!!

Krys made analysis (eh, those times) and commentaries were in my responsibility  :wink:

Akoss:

Quote from: "Jacky"anyone

Quote from: "Jacky"Akoss:

Quote from: "Jacky"anyone

Please don't my respection depend on my opinion about Zaki's 'girl'friend.

You lose respect from everyone when you insult without any reason. Including me.

I'm not insulting this time. Just giving my opinion. (I insulted Mingva in the past. THESE were insults. :))

Lets just sum up what you know about my girlfriend at most:

she is 25
she loves biking
she has strong-looking legs
she has a better time than you on the mountain time-trial
she has a cute voice
she loves me much
I love her much

nothing more, not even a picture.
giving an opinion (and especially such an opinion you give) after knowing this much about a human being is simply ridiculous.
Anyway saying such things about a person I love also describes how important my 'friendship' is for you.

I'm just sad.

Zak

Don't be sad

Quote from: "zaqrack"Lets just sum up what you know about my girlfriend at most:

she is 25
she loves biking
she has strong-looking legs
she has a better time than you on the mountain time-trial
she has a cute voice
she loves me much
I love her much

Zak

I don't know point 5, it is quite a subjective thing, and I don't care. I'm over 82 kgs, I did my time on a hangover day, I smoke, it was my first real time trial, I don't bike more than 1000 kms a year, so she can clean her ass with her time, my 12:26 still has a bigger value.

1. Every day is a hangover day for you
2. Consider not smoking!
3. Zak's girl must have been a lot faster than me on that trial, and I did my best and had a good ride...

who was speaking about value and that time trial at all...

moral value... thats an other thing. But I wont start...

Moral value is with me. I preserved my sex in this strange world where sexes are getting totally confused and mixed. Maleish girls, femaleish boys. I stayed a maleish man, which is a very unique thing in the civilizated world.

Akoss, I guess you're not tolerant to sexual minority  8)  What about moral, just keep The 10 Commandments :wink: Especially 9th  :P  :lol:

NOW I understand what you meant with the word "maleish" - oh my God, what do you think a "maleish" man (like you tell you are) should be? Drinking, smoking, farting, eating chilli beans and racing Stunts? Well, then...  :? You should calm down a bit, Akoss Testosteronious, you mistake egocentricity for uniqueness!

Sometimes the what you call "femaleish" site of a man and the "maleish" site of a woman makes people even more interesting. You'll find out one day (I hope :!: ).

Btw.: I also like women with well-trained legs...  :roll:

I really agree Akoss. I will tell about my symmetry theory later!

I think people like Akoss neglect one half of themselves... Jung said it: the human mind consists of an Animus and an Anima. In my case, I only think I am a little bit more man than woman. And I like it that way! And I want my girlfriend to be exactly what comes natural to her, however maleish or femaleish that is.

Quote from: "JTK"NOW I understand what you meant with the word "maleish" - oh my God, what do you think a "maleish" man (like you tell you are) should be? Drinking, smoking, farting, eating chilli beans and racing Stunts? Well, then...  :? You should calm down a bit, Akoss Testosteronious, you mistake egocentricity for uniqueness!

Okay, biology lesson:

MAN:
- tall
- hair on the body
- wide shoulder bone
- thin hip
- beer belly or muscular build
- maleish face (sharp-faced)
- strong, deep voice

WOMAN:
- short(er than a man)
- body with little hair
- long hair
- thin shoulder bone
- thick hip
- thin build or at least non muscular build
- femaleish, innocent face
- tender voice

HUMAN ETOLOGY LESSON:

MAN:
- watches football
- likes cars
- do sports
- brave
- dominates in a relationship
- sometimes aggressive
- lion hearted
- drink
- gives protection
- his task is to set the conditions for bringing up the children

WOMAN:
- hates football
- doesn't care about politics
- doesn't have a hard job
- likes doing the housework
- doesn't do sports
- tender
- vulnerable
- needs protection
- her task is to bring up children.

Are you satisfied? Am I right?

Quote from: "Akoss Poo"

MAN:
- watches football
- likes cars
- do sports
- brave
- dominates in a relationship
- sometimes aggressive
- lion hearted
- drink
- gives protection
- his task is to set the conditions for bringing up the children

WOMAN:
- hates football
- doesn't care about politics
- doesn't have a hard job
- likes doing the housework
- doesn't do sports
- tender
- vulnerable
- needs protection
- her task is to bring up children.

Are you satisfied? Am I right?

no.
100 years ago you probably were.

Quote from: "zaqrack"no.
100 years ago you probably were.

I am not the part of this modern civilizated dirty goo. I don't follow the fashion (femaleish boys, maleish girls), I preserved my wisdom from past centuries. I feel good, and I know I'm on the right way.

thats great, you must feel happy then.

I follow my own way too and I'm happy. Endlessly.
I just dont see why can't you stop insulting others who are different from you.

i feel good, not happy, i'm sad and lonely. but it's good to feel i'm walking the longer but more beautiful, the better way, and i'm not giving up. it's also a good feeling to write my opinion here, and from the reactions i can notice how far away i am from the average. how similar the people are, everybody is against me, following the fashion, the goo, but feeling happy. but once in the future when my star will shine the brightest i will be happier than anybody...

*ROTFL*

Quote from: "zaqrack"Lets just sum up what you know about my girlfriend at most:

she is 25
she loves biking
she has strong-looking legs
she has a better time than you on the mountain time-trial
she has a cute voice
she loves me much
I love her much

:roll:

Quote from: "Akoss Poo"Okay, biology lesson:

MAN:
- tall
- hair on the body
- wide shoulder bone
- thin hip
- beer belly or muscular build
- maleish face (sharp-faced)
- strong, deep voice

WOMAN:
- short(er than a man)
- body with little hair
- long hair
- thin shoulder bone
- thick hip
- thin build or at least non muscular build
- femaleish, innocent face
- tender voice

HUMAN ETOLOGY LESSON:

MAN:
- watches football
- likes cars
- do sports
- brave
- dominates in a relationship
- sometimes aggressive
- lion hearted
- drink
- gives protection
- his task is to set the conditions for bringing up the children

WOMAN:
- hates football
- doesn't care about politics
- doesn't have a hard job
- likes doing the housework
- doesn't do sports
- tender
- vulnerable
- needs protection
- her task is to bring up children.

Nice statistics  :?  :roll:

Indeed  :D  But never trust any statistics you didn't falsify by yourself.  8)

Quote from: "Mingva"

Quote...and the commentaries done by krys in IRC!!

Krys made analysis (eh, those times) and commentaries were in my responsibility  :wink:

Main page comments were done by Mingva, analysis comments were done by me, modified by Mingva for online adaptation (he used 4 CP only and I always used more CP than that).
For each track results page, "Reports" comments were Mingva's and "Analysis" comments were mine, adapted by Mingva.

Well, no women or men I know are like that Akoss, so I don't see why that should be some sort of definition of them. It looks to me like you've just made it up.

You can say we are all against you because you are the only one who ties yourself to a very strict ideal made by someone else, while the rest of us just do what comes naturally according to our personality. If that's what you mean...