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Title: Shortest books
Post by: CTG on September 11, 2007, 11:23:26 AM
Zak McKracken - Beer ratings
Akoss Poo - High-heeled fetish
JTK - Healthy life without meat
Mingva - Successful erections
Alain - No more bullshit
CTG - Diet tips for beer addicts
Diesel Joe - The sober me
Lise - Girl power in Stunts
Argammon - Full season racing
Leo Ramone - The taste of victory

Waiting for more...

(except CTG - Fair championship management ;D)
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: JTK on September 11, 2007, 02:43:49 PM
Bonzai Joe - Success by Sanity and Ratio

;)
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: CTG on September 11, 2007, 03:31:13 PM
Mingva - Various emoticons (:P)
Myron - All by myself
Super Brian - Shifting techniques
CTG - Flamewars without me
Krys Toff - Missed races
Akoss Poo - Chili beans, my worst enemy
Krys Toff - Sex abstinence
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: CTG on September 11, 2007, 07:05:04 PM
CTG - Serious retirements ;D

(before the current one)
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: CTG on September 12, 2007, 10:30:51 AM
Akoss Poo - Great Romania
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: Krys TOFF on September 13, 2007, 11:48:29 AM
Quote from: CTGKrys Toff - Missed races
Since I joined in july 2002, I missed some races :
- races 2 to 5 of F Stunts (the 1st track was shitty and the manager was really stupid (he refused my replay saying it's not valid and refused to recognize that he was wrong : I sent a valid replay in time), so I never tried the tracks 2 to 5 (that were also quite shitty in design))
- first 2 races of SDR RH (1 sent a listfiller replay just at the deadline of 1st one and Mark refused it, so I did a boycott of 2nd one :P)
- 1st track of HOTU Stunts 2003 (because I discovered the contest only at the 2nd track)
- all tracks of Abandonia contest (because I never heard of it when it was active)
- 1 race of Stunts LOL 2004 because I was on holidays (that's why Dark Chaser won 2nd place for a very few points and I finished only 3rd : Darky missed no race. Gutix was untouchable 1st then)
- 1st race of 4DSL in 2003 because I was on holidays and track lasted only 2 weeks
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: Krys TOFF on September 13, 2007, 12:00:17 PM
Back to the topic :
Zak - How to switch fro Linux to Windows
CTG - How to loose fat
Dark Chaser - Explaining what "beeing away for 2 weeks" means
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: CTG on September 13, 2007, 02:32:16 PM
Quote from: Krys TOFF on September 13, 2007, 12:00:17 PM
CTG - How to loose fat

False. My current weight is 12 kgs less than in June. :P (okay I started from a very high value, I won't publish - so don't ask anything Helmut :D). Anyway I already posted something like this in the opening message.

Krys Toff - Perversion is abnormal
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: CTG on September 13, 2007, 02:47:17 PM
Argammon - Everything you really know about me
Dinmor - Walk (remember WSM 2004 :D)
Mark L. Rivers - My Indy fiasco
Akoss Poo - Crappy tracks
CTG - Tribute to Mimas Racing
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: Chulk on September 14, 2007, 08:08:38 PM
CTG - How to control your spamming desire
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: Chulk on September 14, 2007, 08:09:22 PM
Chulk - how to avoid 'obvious' jokes!
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: CTG on September 14, 2007, 08:10:56 PM
Chulk - Tips for head to head racing (USL memories :D)
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: Chulk on September 14, 2007, 08:15:05 PM
Nice one! Felt like a stab in the back, but still nice!
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: CTG on September 20, 2007, 07:10:04 AM
CTG - Small farts ;D
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: BonzaiJoe on September 23, 2007, 01:43:34 PM
This thread is hilarious :)

CTG - Integrity Through Consistent Honesty
Ayrton - The Story Of My Life
Al Il Professore - How To Make Simple Sense In Short And Clear Posts
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: zaqrack on September 27, 2007, 07:59:50 PM
more more! :)
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: JTK on September 28, 2007, 10:05:28 AM
Zak - Fluids I Drank Except Water
Zak - Walk, Don't Bike!
Zak - My Daily Fight With Overweight
Akoss - The Modern Man
Diesel Joe - A Monk's Diary
Bonzai Joe - Work Hard for Pennies
Bonzai Joe - Guidebook for Neat and Proper Bourgeoises
KrysTOFF - The Mustard Hater Book
CTG - 1000 Empty Pages
Lise - My Long Marriage With CTG
JTK - How I Became a #1 Pipsqueak
BJ together with JTK: Salami Kills, Go Vegan!

BTW, a real book title could be:
Usrin - I Farted
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: CTG on September 30, 2007, 08:04:52 PM
Quote from: JTK on September 28, 2007, 10:05:28 AM
Lise - My Long Marriage With CTG

BAZMEG... ;D
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: Chulk on October 01, 2007, 04:52:29 AM
Diesel Joe: Keeping oneself sober
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: StuntingHoschte on October 13, 2007, 03:39:28 PM
CTG-2 minutes are lame on ozd
StuntingHoschte-the way of a noob
Bonzai Joe-road rage in an indy
StuntingHoschte-10 minutes and stunts stopped
StuntingHoschte- My ass is my castle
CTG-to lazy to update USC
akoss poo- from trackmaker-noob to trackmaker-master
StuntingHoschte- stuntingHoschtes how tos: how to crash the indy into a lancia
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: Akoss Poo a.k.a. Zorromeister on October 17, 2007, 01:17:05 AM
Many jokes already woven into this thread, but trying to add some (I wanted to add some books some weeks ago, but all of my ideas might had hurt one :D ):

WSM Participants - Womanizing in Budapest and Aarhus
Dark Chaser - When I'm not away for 14 days
Argammon - Tricks remained unfound
Ayrton - Life at Stunts Forum
Diesel Joe - Hairstyle fashion
Akoss Poo - Respecting habits
Akoss Poo - Respecting all women
Aignur - This chili beans is too hot
Mingva - Tricks invented by me
Roy Wiegerinck - Winning times sent in before quiet days
WSM 2005 Participants - Silent Aarhus, tidy Aarhus
Akoss Poo - Completing WSM live race events soberly
Krys Toff - Impotence

Longest books:

WSM Participants - Various usage of shopping carts
JTK - Beer
Akoss Poo - Ideal situations to b?ff
Zak McKracken - Obstacles available for live stunts
Mingva - Being kicked from chatroom
Alain - My mental illnesses
Akoss Poo - List of women considered a maleish b*tch by me
Bonzai Joe - I miss you p?linka so much
CTG - Dishes which make me fart
Akoss Poo - Ways of swearing
Diesel Joe - Guitar etudes which I can play
Helen Wheels - Op me 'cos I'm lame!
Akoss Poo - Singing and inventing songs (especially under the effects of alcohol)
Diesel Joe - Sweet tobacco
Dinmor - Aignur's penis
CTG - How to pretend that I'm drunken
Usrin&Akoss Poo - From playing computer games to lying on the grass and singing
JTK - The elemental desire to consume meat
Dinmor - Sleeping positions (on, beside and under the bed)
Akoss Poo - In anger with the world
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: CTG on October 17, 2007, 08:46:07 AM
Whehehehehehehhehehehehehehe, LOL! ;D
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: JTK on October 17, 2007, 06:04:36 PM
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: BonzaiJoe on October 17, 2007, 06:34:38 PM
And also:

JTK - An anthology of all my crappy tracks (apart from CTK2003B)
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: JTK on October 17, 2007, 07:45:24 PM
Quote from: BonzaiJoe on October 17, 2007, 06:34:38 PM
(apart from CTK2003B)
Looooooser!  ;D
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: Akoss Poo a.k.a. Zorromeister on October 17, 2007, 08:06:02 PM
Quote from: BonzaiJoe on October 17, 2007, 06:34:38 PM
And also:

JTK - An anthology of all my crappy tracks (apart from CTK2003B)

And Paprika.
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: JTK on October 18, 2007, 07:57:25 AM
Lise - Eat melons keeping your face clean
Bonzai Joe - Wide awake Salami
KHR - My hourly activities in Stunts

Longest books:
JTK - Stunts meeting reports
Bonzai Joe - Sleeping Salami
Akoss with Usrin - I farted
Zak McKracken: Variations on water
Zak McKracken - Biker's stuff
Skid Vicious - Races I was beaten in
JTK - Book titles  8)
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: CTG on October 19, 2007, 02:14:41 PM
others? ;D
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: Chulk on October 19, 2007, 08:33:24 PM
Longest books:

CTG & Akoss & Usrin: B?ffing on the net
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: CTG on October 20, 2008, 04:36:27 PM
Krys Toff - My golden moments in 2008
Duplode - Everything against car editing
Akoss Poo - Coming back to the top
Bonzai Joe - Losing face to face
CTG - Suppressed böffs

;D
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: BonzaiJoe on October 20, 2008, 08:33:23 PM

AbuRaf70: "Time Hiding"

SuperBrian: "Perfect Shifting - The Complex Art of Manual Transmission"

Ayrton: "My ZS2008 Nightmares"
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: CTG on October 20, 2008, 09:21:12 PM
Quote from: CTG on September 11, 2007, 03:31:13 PM
Super Brian - Shifting techniques

Quote from: BonzaiJoe on October 20, 2008, 08:33:23 PM
SuperBrian: "Perfect Shifting - The Complex Art of Manual Transmission"

Similar but I like the extended version... ;D
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: dstien on October 20, 2008, 09:52:19 PM
Kevin Pickell - "High precision collision detection using integer arithmetics - A hands-on approach"
Zak - "The case for permanent settlement"
Krys TOFF - "The sophisticated world of contemporary pop music"
Duplode - "The ultimate guide to modern mainstream programming languages"
CTG - "Modelling vehicles from a free market era"
dstien - "Confident mingling in an alien on-line community"
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: CTG on October 20, 2008, 10:45:08 PM
Quote from: dstien on October 20, 2008, 09:52:19 PM
CTG - "Modelling vehicles from a free market era"

;D

Especially if I tell you my secret plans with Kamaz truck and Ikarus bus... ;D
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: CTG on October 21, 2008, 01:42:07 PM
Krys Toff -  Experiences at Facebook

Akoss Poo - Never chat with CTG

Lise - The Burger King story

Zak McKracken - No more seafood

Bonzai Joe - Running out of Er Gou Tou

Alain il professore - Stunts Forum 2008

"Still drinking" Joe - The harmful cannabis

;D
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: BonzaiJoe on October 21, 2008, 03:08:21 PM
Mark L. Rivers: "Not So Fast" - My Tribute To The Slower Cars of Stunts
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: Duplode on October 21, 2008, 03:51:07 PM
Bonzai Joe  - 80s: The Lost Decade of Music (preface by Zak McKracken)
Krys Toff - Design Of Newbie-Tailored Tracks 
CTG - 101 Tips On How To Avoid Conflict Escalation

Quote from: dstien on October 20, 2008, 09:52:19 PM
Duplode - "The ultimate guide to modern mainstream programming languages"

;D But watch out, now I (almost) understand how a linked list works in C!  :D
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: Mark L. Rivers on October 21, 2008, 05:33:15 PM
Quote from: BonzaiJoe on October 21, 2008, 03:08:21 PM
Mark L. Rivers: "Not So Fast" - My Tribute To The Slower Cars of Stunts

I was just curious to see the title of "my" first shortbook...  :D
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: BonzaiJoe on October 21, 2008, 07:16:47 PM
You could write some other books:

Mark L. Rivers - "Silly one-liners" - a guide to banter and dirty jokes on internet forums
Mark L. Rivers - "The clear line" - keeping your terrain free of unused track elements
Mark L. Rivers - "Too much thought will kill you" - how to post your ideas in very few words and leave most of the work to other people's imaginations.
Mark L. Rivers - "My private life in the public eye"
Mark L. Rivers - "An anthology of all the other great Italian drivers"
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: CTG on October 21, 2008, 07:55:23 PM
Quote from: BonzaiJoe on October 21, 2008, 07:16:47 PM
Mark L. Rivers - "An anthology of all the other great Italian drivers"

Zioalfa?  ???
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: Mark L. Rivers on October 21, 2008, 09:58:55 PM
Quote from: BonzaiJoe on October 21, 2008, 07:16:47 PM
You could write some other books:

Mark L. Rivers - "Silly one-liners" - a guide to banter and dirty jokes on internet forums
Mark L. Rivers - "The clear line" - keeping your terrain free of unused track elements
Mark L. Rivers - "Too much thought will kill you" - how to post your ideas in very few words and leave most of the work to other people's imaginations.
Mark L. Rivers - "My private life in the public eye"
Mark L. Rivers - "An anthology of all the other great Italian drivers"

If one day I'll need a good headshrinker, I'll take a ticket to fly in Denmark...  ;)
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: BonzaiJoe on October 21, 2008, 11:01:14 PM
Quote from: CTG on October 21, 2008, 07:55:23 PM
Quote from: BonzaiJoe on October 21, 2008, 07:16:47 PM
Mark L. Rivers - "An anthology of all the other great Italian drivers"

Zioalfa?  ???

Who the fúck is Zioalfa?
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: CTG on October 21, 2008, 11:27:50 PM
Quote from: BonzaiJoe on October 21, 2008, 11:01:14 PM
Quote from: CTG on October 21, 2008, 07:55:23 PM
Quote from: BonzaiJoe on October 21, 2008, 07:16:47 PM
Mark L. Rivers - "An anthology of all the other great Italian drivers"

Zioalfa?  ???

Who the fúck is Zioalfa?

Okay, no questions... ;D

Zioalfa was an Italian pipsqueak in IRC 2003, having quite good results (Juank's level) in two races - beating me easily.

Edit: hmmm... checking the stats he wasn't that good.

Dakar: 1 - Tsino, 2 - Akoss Poo, 3 - Alan Rotoi, 4 - Alain, 5 - Zioalfa, 6 - Zak McKracken, 7 - Krys Toff, 8 - CTG; Mingva, satanziege, Mushi and Leo Ramone out of F1 point positions
Vilnius: 1 - Akoss Poo, 2 - Tsino, 3 - Alan Rotoi, 4 - Alain, 5 - Bonzai Joe, 6 - CTG, 7 - Krys Toff, 8 - Zioalfa; Zak McKracken, Mingva, satanzige and Leo Ramone out of F1 point positions
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: lised on October 22, 2008, 10:12:59 AM
@ CTG: I'm working at Mc Donald's!  :-*

@ JTK: What's with the melons? Did I do something I can't remember?  8)
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: JTK on October 22, 2008, 12:10:57 PM
Lise: I never saw you eating a melon and having a not-melonized face after that...  :D

Some more book titles for short books:

Lise: Dreaming of CTG
Lise: Daily Stunts Exercising Methods
CTG: Strategies Against Homophobia
CTG: Switching off my Computer
JTK: Racing Activities in 2008
JTK: Ending the 2007 Racing Season of the Vintage Stunts Racing Competition
Zak: How I Became a Choleric Person
Zak: Right Politics are Right Politics
Diesel Joe: Just Say No!
Diesel Joe: Sex & Drugs & Rock'n'Roll are Gone for Evermore
Akoss Poo: The Great Handbook About High Heels and Stilettos
Akoss Poo: Sexual Equality Now!
Bonzai Joe: Never Deeper in Thoughts
Bonzai Joe: Killing Bohemians

;D

Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: CTG on October 22, 2008, 02:09:31 PM
Quote from: lised on October 22, 2008, 10:12:59 AM
@ CTG: I'm working at Mc Donald's!  :-*

Dear Lise! I know it. Check the title of this topic - we are talking about the shortest books... ;)

I hate to explain jokes.
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: lised on October 22, 2008, 05:57:38 PM
Quote from: CTG on October 22, 2008, 02:09:31 PM
Quote from: lised on October 22, 2008, 10:12:59 AM
@ CTG: I'm working at Mc Donald's!  :-*

Dear Lise! I know it. Check the title of this topic - we are talking about the shortest books... ;)

I hate to explain jokes.

Yes yes I know, but wouldn't "The Burger King story" be as short as the "Mc Donald's story"? Since there's so little to say about it...well nevermind :) 
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: lised on October 22, 2008, 06:23:35 PM
Quote from: JTK on October 22, 2008, 12:10:57 PM
Lise: I never saw you eating a melon and having a not-melonized face after that...  :D

Some more book titles for short books:

Lise: Dreaming of CTG
Lise: Daily Stunts Exercising Methods
CTG: Strategies Against Homophobia
CTG: Switching off my Computer
JTK: Racing Activities in 2008
JTK: Ending the 2007 Racing Season of the Vintage Stunts Racing Competition
Zak: How I Became a Choleric Person
Zak: Right Politics are Right Politics
Diesel Joe: Just Say No!
Diesel Joe: Sex & Drugs & Rock'n'Roll are Gone for Evermore
Akoss Poo: The Great Handbook About High Heels and Stilettos
Akoss Poo: Sexual Equality Now!
Bonzai Joe: Never Deeper in Thoughts
Bonzai Joe: Killing Bohemians

;D



Oh I see...sounds like me :)
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: lised on October 22, 2008, 06:30:25 PM
I would like to read:

CTG: The day I gave up beer and women for poetry :)


Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: CTG on October 22, 2008, 06:34:15 PM
Quote from: lised on October 22, 2008, 06:30:25 PM
CTG: The day I gave up beer and women for poetry :)

Beer and women don't exclude the possibility of loving poetry. Just look at Bonsai Tree...

The shortest one:

Lise - pipsqueaks who don't love me ;)
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: lised on October 22, 2008, 06:41:10 PM
Quote from: CTG on October 22, 2008, 06:34:15 PM
Quote from: lised on October 22, 2008, 06:30:25 PM
CTG: The day I gave up beer and women for poetry :)

Beer and women don't exclude the possibility of loving poetry. Just look at Bonsai Tree...

The shortest one:

Lise - pipsqueaks who don't love me ;)

So we agree that it would be rather short book ;)

I would like to read this too:
Zak: The only way is the rude way
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: CTG on October 22, 2008, 06:42:31 PM
Mingva - Popularity

JTK - Go, Flensburg, go!

Dayan & Charles - World class Asian racing

Ayrton - Unbroken records

Alain il Professore - RH is your enemy!

Stunts Community - WSM 2007 album
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: CTG on October 22, 2008, 06:43:11 PM
Quote from: lised on October 22, 2008, 06:41:10 PM
So we agree that it would be rather short book ;)

'cause everybody loves you! (especially me ;))
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: lised on October 22, 2008, 06:46:33 PM
Quote from: CTG on October 22, 2008, 06:43:11 PM
Quote from: lised on October 22, 2008, 06:41:10 PM
So we agree that it would be rather short book ;)

'cause everybody loves you! (especially me ;))

No, no, no I was talking about the other thing - about beer, women and poetry :)

Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: CTG on October 22, 2008, 06:50:28 PM
Quote from: lised on October 22, 2008, 06:46:33 PM
No, no, no I was talking about the other thing - about beer, women and poetry :)
/me is going out for beer to help in womanizing in the night... ;D
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: Mark L. Rivers on October 22, 2008, 10:13:27 PM
Quote from: JTK on October 22, 2008, 12:10:57 PM
JTK: Ending the 2007 Racing Season of the Vintage Stunts Racing Competition

I don't know why, but I would be glad to read this one...  ;)

Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: CTG on October 22, 2008, 10:23:15 PM
Quote from: Mark L. Rivers on October 22, 2008, 10:13:27 PM
Quote from: JTK on October 22, 2008, 12:10:57 PM
JTK: Ending the 2007 Racing Season of the Vintage Stunts Racing Competition

I don't know why, but I would be glad to read this one...  ;)



JTK is a great phenomenon in Stunts community. Cheers! ;)
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: JTK on October 23, 2008, 09:39:16 AM
Quote from: CTG on October 22, 2008, 06:42:31 PM
JTK - Go, Flensburg, go!
That book is not only short but also directly burned after being printed!
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: JTK on October 23, 2008, 09:39:49 AM
Quote from: CTG on October 22, 2008, 10:23:15 PM
JTK is a great phenomenon in Stunts community. Cheers! ;)
Just because of the masses of my body?  :-X
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: BonzaiJoe on October 23, 2008, 09:47:25 AM
JTK - "The joys of vegetarianism"

Argammon - "How to maintain a steady racing routine through a whole season"

Leo Ramone - "Looking at the world from the top of the scoreboard" - my great Stunts results

dstien - "25 reasons why programming is a useless waste of time"


Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: CTG on November 13, 2008, 08:40:57 AM
CTG - Proper notebook handling :-\ ;D
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: CTG on April 27, 2009, 01:00:05 AM
To add some newbies... ;)

Overdrijf - Flying low
Friker - Worst newbie ever
Ice - Races without team
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: CTG on October 23, 2010, 12:04:34 PM
I wonder if anybody has a new one...
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: BonzaiJoe on October 23, 2010, 02:53:00 PM
CTG: "What I do when I'm not posting silly things on the forum"
Akoss Poo: "My best gypsy friends"
JTK: "Racing is more important than music"
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: CTG on October 23, 2010, 06:19:22 PM
Quote from: BonzaiJoe on October 23, 2010, 02:53:00 PM
CTG: "What I do when I'm not posting silly things on the forum"

It would be a long book about antisocial behaviour at other websites... ;D

Quote from: BonzaiJoe on October 23, 2010, 02:53:00 PM
Akoss Poo: "My best gypsy friends"

He is a gipsy. :P ;D (or at least he looks like one)

Quote from: BonzaiJoe on October 23, 2010, 02:53:00 PM
JTK: "Racing is more important than music"

Böff!
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: CTG on December 02, 2010, 12:22:50 AM
Stunts community - Spamming in November 2010
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: Overdrijf on December 03, 2010, 10:24:04 AM
Quote from: CTG on December 02, 2010, 12:22:50 AM
Stunts community - Spamming in November 2010

CTG - Let others do the talking
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: CTG on December 03, 2010, 04:46:33 PM
Quote from: Overdrijf on December 03, 2010, 10:24:04 AM
Quote from: CTG on December 02, 2010, 12:22:50 AM
Stunts community - Spamming in November 2010

CTG - Let others do the talking

Muhahahahaha.... well, I have to post a lot. 49 more messages, exactly.
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: BonzaiJoe on December 03, 2010, 05:55:17 PM
I think some forum moderators should begin slowly deleting your old posts  ;D
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: Duplode on December 03, 2010, 09:02:46 PM
Quote from: BonzaiJoe on December 03, 2010, 05:55:17 PM
I think some forum moderators should begin slowly deleting your old posts  ;D

Sorry, I can only contribute with 4 posts at the very most  :D
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: CTG on December 03, 2010, 09:29:41 PM
Quote from: BonzaiJoe on December 03, 2010, 05:55:17 PM
I think some forum moderators should begin slowly deleting your old posts  ;D

Don't worry about that. Just try to survive the next few weeks here...  :D
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: CTG on October 18, 2011, 08:40:36 AM
Zak McKracken - Impotence

Mark L. Rivers - CTG, my friend

and again: WSM 2011 photo album
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: zaqrack on October 18, 2011, 01:38:05 PM
CTG - Forever alone
CTG - How to get a PhD in 24 hours
Akoss Poo - The benefits of a multiple car choice compettiion
JTK - My favorite songs for Stunts driving
Zapper - No need for new cars!
Duplode - The profession of my life
Zak McKracken - Balacing successfully between work, family and hobbies

Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: CTG on October 18, 2011, 03:02:03 PM
If we collect all these empty books, it will be a really nice library. :D
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: Akoss Poo a.k.a. Zorromeister on October 21, 2011, 10:31:50 AM
Györi ETO FC - Recent goals in Debrecen  ;D :-*
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: BonzaiJoe on October 21, 2011, 01:25:03 PM
Borsodi is the best beer, and something with the dick.
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: CTG on October 21, 2011, 02:43:02 PM
Quote from: BonzaiJoe on October 21, 2011, 01:25:03 PM
Borsodi is the best beer, and something with the dick.

use google translator :D
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: BonzaiJoe on October 21, 2011, 04:20:33 PM
Borsodi is the best beer, derogate the skid is up!

<3 Google Translate
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: Akoss Poo a.k.a. Zorromeister on October 26, 2011, 08:40:51 PM
Quote from: BonzaiJoe on October 21, 2011, 01:25:03 PM
Borsodi is the best beer, and something with the dick.

Borsodi is the best beer, that makes my dick erect. Haven't we told this there before?

By the way, that must be a "longest book" item instead of short.  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: CTG on November 02, 2011, 05:00:06 PM
Quote from: Akoss Poo on October 21, 2011, 10:31:50 AM
Györi ETO FC - Recent goals in Debrecen  ;D :-*

You'll go to hell and die. :D
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: CTG on January 25, 2012, 12:47:24 PM
Jose Mourinho - 10 ways to win the El Clasico
Pepe - Pure tackles, clear head
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: BonzaiJoe on January 25, 2012, 01:22:51 PM
Mario Balotelli - Proper Conduct and Social Behaviour During Football Games

Viktor Orbán - The Chronicles of My Human Dignity


Also, names for Stunts autobiographies:

Usrin - "Let's Talk About The Weather!"
CTG - "It Wasn't Me!"
Akoss Poo - "Only High Heels Are Worse Than Romanians"
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: CTG on January 25, 2012, 05:05:13 PM
BJ: it was me. Always me. ;D
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: Akoss Poo a.k.a. Zorromeister on January 25, 2012, 08:24:28 PM
Quote from: BonzaiJoe on January 25, 2012, 01:22:51 PM
Viktor Orbán - The Chronicles of My Human Dignity

Well, it seems you are against current Hungarian politics to say the least. Where to answer, you're spreading it in several threads... let it be here, where your previous post stands.

First, I never liked Orbán and I never voted for him (though I had 3 possibilities to do so).

I am also against more than half of his ideas/plans, and especially against killing the democracy.

But I think even in countries which are said to be democratic, things are very far from the real democracy (at least in the modern capitalist world)...

I know that Orbán is going against the wind, a country whose agriculture and industry were deliberately killed, a capiltalist country which has big debts, which is a member of the European Union and IMF, thus, depends very much from other countries, is very vulnerable to world recessions, shouldn't act like this.

But still, I find very interesting that a country which is said to be sovereign, can't form their own politics, it seems, at all.

A 'shortest book':
Western World - All we know about Hungary
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: CTG on January 26, 2012, 04:32:18 PM
Quote from: Krys TOFF on September 13, 2007, 12:00:17 PM
CTG - How to loose fat

Sucker... ;D
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: BonzaiJoe on January 26, 2012, 04:35:57 PM
Well sure you can - if you think it's fine that a party with 52% of the votes in one election changes your country's constitution to benefit itself, that's fine. But 10 years ago you chose to join the EU, and you have signed the Lisbon treaty. Several points in the new constitution violate this treaty. If you want to enjoy the benefits of the union, you can't violate the treaty. As soon as you have left the EU, you can do whatever you want (e.g. go bankrupt). I will still protest, as I don't think the Hungarian people has deserved this, especially not those who oppose Fidesz, but it will no longer be EU's business. Orbán's nationalistic appeal is 100% bullshit, and just an attempt to disrupt the opposition to his own amassing of power.
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: CTG on January 26, 2012, 04:44:19 PM
(http://hirszerzo.hu/image.aspx?id=e9f68bd1-a9b4-4d49-b924-f3a8169efe39&view=d51db973-3806-4736-8c32-8f24015e8404)
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: CTG on April 24, 2012, 01:52:36 PM
Quote from: CTG on January 25, 2012, 12:47:24 PM
Jose Mourinho - 10 ways to win the El Clasico

Forget it. Fvck you cr!!!
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: CTG on July 20, 2012, 08:45:00 AM
Zlatan Ibrahimovic - Loyalty
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: CTG on August 02, 2012, 12:04:13 PM
CTG - Youth is health
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: CTG on December 10, 2012, 10:09:50 AM
Before I forget:

Alonso & Ferrari - Losing disposedly
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: CTG on December 13, 2012, 10:24:38 AM
Quote from: BonzaiJoe on January 25, 2012, 01:22:51 PM
Also, names for Stunts autobiographies:

Usrin - "Let's Talk About The Weather!"
CTG - "It Wasn't Me!"
Akoss Poo - "Only High Heels Are Worse Than Romanians"

Alan Rotoi - Jajajajaja
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: BonzaiJoe on December 13, 2012, 11:19:39 AM
Quote from: CTG on December 13, 2012, 10:24:38 AM
Quote from: BonzaiJoe on January 25, 2012, 01:22:51 PM
Also, names for Stunts autobiographies:

Usrin - "Let's Talk About The Weather!"
CTG - "It Wasn't Me!"
Akoss Poo - "Only High Heels Are Worse Than Romanians"

Alan Rotoi - Jajajajaja

Krys TOFF - "Say a Word And I'll Tell You My Life Story"
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: CTG on February 04, 2013, 02:28:25 PM
The longest book ever:

Alan Rotoi - I forgot...

Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: Chulk on February 04, 2013, 02:50:40 PM
Another shortest book. It applies to more than one pipsqueak, so I won't say who the author is

HOWTO: Be an honorable loser
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: CTG on February 04, 2013, 06:44:06 PM
Quote from: Chulk on February 04, 2013, 02:50:40 PM
Another shortest book. It applies to more than one pipsqueak, so I won't say who the author is

HOWTO: Be an honorable loser

Akoss Poo! ;D
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: alanrotoi on February 05, 2013, 06:17:05 PM
CTG: Me, Myself and I.
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: CTG on February 05, 2013, 11:16:51 PM
Quote from: alanrotoi on February 05, 2013, 06:17:05 PM
CTG: Me, Myself and I.

Not a new one. You really forget everything.
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: alanrotoi on February 05, 2013, 11:24:46 PM
It's because I saw from you more than once  ;D
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: CTG on February 06, 2013, 05:03:12 PM
Quote from: alanrotoi on February 05, 2013, 11:24:46 PM
It's because I saw from you more than once  ;D

It's something like you wake up every morning...
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: CTG on February 11, 2013, 09:36:39 AM
Quote from: CTG on October 20, 2008, 09:21:12 PM
Quote from: CTG on September 11, 2007, 03:31:13 PM
Super Brian - Shifting techniques

Quote from: BonzaiJoe on October 20, 2008, 08:33:23 PM
SuperBrian: "Perfect Shifting - The Complex Art of Manual Transmission"

Similar but I like the extended version... ;D

Two chapters: his ZakStunts victory + beating the high and mighty Crykoss Poo in USL 2010. :P

Btw:

Alan Rotoi - Funny jokes
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: CTG on March 14, 2013, 02:37:21 PM
Vatican conclave - Biography of afroamerican popes :D
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: alanrotoi on March 14, 2013, 04:45:05 PM
CTG - Hungarian racist Helen
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: CTG on April 03, 2013, 08:46:56 AM
Quote from: alanrotoi on March 14, 2013, 04:45:05 PM
CTG - Hungarian racist Helen

Alan Rotoi - My greatest tracks
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: CTG on April 26, 2013, 08:28:44 AM
Bonzai Joe - A... B... C... D... manual for slow typing
Renato Biker - SUV-ophilia (co-author: Zak McKracken)
Chulk - The ultimate tribute to Schumacher
CTG - Illnesses I've never suffered from
Akoss Poo - Memorable comebacks
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: CTG on July 28, 2013, 11:44:18 AM
Akoss Poo - Successful streetfights (co-author: CTG)
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: BonzaiJoe on July 28, 2013, 11:45:05 AM
Alan Rotoi - "Why I'm an Agnostic - The Full Reasoning Behind The Opinion"
CTG - "Forum Lurking - How To Keep Posts To a Minimum"
Akoss Poo - "Journal of Sports Events Where Romanian and Serbian Teams Beat Hungarian Teams Fair and Square"
Bonzai Joe - "Credo In Unum Deum - My Life with God Almighty"
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: CTG on July 28, 2013, 11:47:01 AM
Quote from: BonzaiJoe on July 28, 2013, 11:45:05 AM
Akoss Poo - "Journal of Sports Events Where Romanian and Serbian Teams Beat Hungarian Teams Fair and Square"

False. It's not limited exclusively to SRB/ROM... :D
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: Chulk on July 29, 2013, 02:41:49 AM
Quote from: BonzaiJoe on July 28, 2013, 11:45:05 AM
Alan Rotoi - "Why I'm an Agnostic - The Full Reasoning Behind The Opinion"
CTG - "Forum Lurking - How To Keep Posts To a Minimum"
Akoss Poo - "Journal of Sports Events Where Romanian and Serbian Teams Beat Hungarian Teams Fair and Square"
Bonzai Joe - "Credo In Unum Deum - My Life with God Almighty"
BJ - Moderate use of capitol letters  ;D
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: CTG on July 29, 2013, 06:39:27 AM
Quote from: Chulk on July 29, 2013, 02:41:49 AM
Quote from: BonzaiJoe on July 28, 2013, 11:45:05 AM
Alan Rotoi - "Why I'm an Agnostic - The Full Reasoning Behind The Opinion"
CTG - "Forum Lurking - How To Keep Posts To a Minimum"
Akoss Poo - "Journal of Sports Events Where Romanian and Serbian Teams Beat Hungarian Teams Fair and Square"
Bonzai Joe - "Credo In Unum Deum - My Life with God Almighty"
BJ - Moderate use of capitol letters  ;D

Actually if you check the title of scientific artices, (almost) all of the words begin with capitol letters. Quite a stupid thing anyway.
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: Duplode on July 29, 2013, 07:24:21 AM
Quote from: CTG on July 29, 2013, 06:39:27 AM
Quote from: Chulk on July 29, 2013, 02:41:49 AM
Quote from: BonzaiJoe on July 28, 2013, 11:45:05 AM
Alan Rotoi - "Why I'm an Agnostic - The Full Reasoning Behind The Opinion"
CTG - "Forum Lurking - How To Keep Posts To a Minimum"
Akoss Poo - "Journal of Sports Events Where Romanian and Serbian Teams Beat Hungarian Teams Fair and Square"
Bonzai Joe - "Credo In Unum Deum - My Life with God Almighty"
BJ - Moderate use of capitol letters  ;D

Actually if you check the title of scientific artices, (almost) all of the words begin with capitol letters. Quite a stupid thing anyway.

If I am not mistaken, the convention in English is to capitalize all words (other than prepositions etc.), while in Portuguese (and, I presume, in Spanish and Hungarian too) only the first word is capitalized.
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: CTG on July 29, 2013, 09:25:49 AM
Quote from: Duplode on July 29, 2013, 07:24:21 AM
Quote from: CTG on July 29, 2013, 06:39:27 AM
Quote from: Chulk on July 29, 2013, 02:41:49 AM
Quote from: BonzaiJoe on July 28, 2013, 11:45:05 AM
Alan Rotoi - "Why I'm an Agnostic - The Full Reasoning Behind The Opinion"
CTG - "Forum Lurking - How To Keep Posts To a Minimum"
Akoss Poo - "Journal of Sports Events Where Romanian and Serbian Teams Beat Hungarian Teams Fair and Square"
Bonzai Joe - "Credo In Unum Deum - My Life with God Almighty"
BJ - Moderate use of capitol letters  ;D

Actually if you check the title of scientific artices, (almost) all of the words begin with capitol letters. Quite a stupid thing anyway.

If I am not mistaken, the convention in English is to capitalize all words (other than prepositions etc.), while in Portuguese (and, I presume, in Spanish and Hungarian too) only the first word is capitalized.

Sure. Meanwhile German is something really different with capitalized nouns. :D
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: alanrotoi on July 29, 2013, 05:54:32 PM
Bonzai Joe - "The bohemian nazi"
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: Duplode on July 29, 2013, 07:14:49 PM
Alan Rotoi - "In Search of Godwin"
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: CTG on July 29, 2013, 07:58:51 PM
Quote from: alanrotoi on July 29, 2013, 05:54:32 PM
Bonzai Joe - "The bohemian nazi"

Hey gentlemen, finish this fight on the track!

If BJ wins, God is not existing.
If Rotoi wins, God is or is not existing.
If CTG wins, he's the God.
(Biker's victory is only the proof of evil.)
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: alanrotoi on July 29, 2013, 10:59:06 PM
hehe There isn't a fight.

If Renato wins it only means that we can't race faster than his bike. xD
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: Chulk on July 30, 2013, 01:10:27 AM
Renato's bike is probably this one! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ovsgui4YWs
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: Duplode on July 30, 2013, 01:40:19 AM
Quote from: CTG on July 29, 2013, 07:58:51 PM
(Biker's victory is only the proof of evil.)

You've just nailed it: Renato is the Cartesian evil demon. The physics laws are just an illusion at his whim, and every month we get a subtle reminder of the inconceivable truth...
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: Duplode on July 30, 2013, 01:41:04 AM
Quote from: Chulk on July 30, 2013, 01:10:27 AM
Renato's bike is probably this one! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ovsgui4YWs

The flight of that thing is actually quite magic-carpetesque!
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: Akoss Poo a.k.a. Zorromeister on July 30, 2013, 10:01:11 AM
CTG - My Stunts Forum posts longer than two lines without spamming or insulting intention
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: CTG on July 30, 2013, 10:04:48 AM
Quote from: Akoss Poo on July 30, 2013, 10:01:11 AM
CTG - My Stunts Forum posts longer than two lines without spamming or insulting intention

Zsírpapucs. :P

(btw read the old messages in this topic, there's no more skin on this theme)
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: CTG on July 30, 2013, 10:47:22 AM
Usrin - Farting etiquette (Thursday mornings' special edition ;D)
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: CTG on October 25, 2013, 12:37:56 PM
Hungarian Football Association - World Cup Calendar 1990-2014
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: Akoss Poo a.k.a. Zorromeister on October 28, 2013, 07:46:04 PM
Akoss Poo - Intelligent people on Hungarian public transport vehicles

Shortest chapter: Old women.
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: alanrotoi on October 29, 2013, 04:00:46 AM
Jurassic Transport?
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: zaqrack on March 05, 2014, 03:57:11 AM
Excellent book titles :)

http://artctrldel.com/component/easyblog/entry/40-worst-book-titles-ever?Itemid=117
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: Chulk on March 05, 2014, 04:22:54 AM
Pussy games are great!!
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: CTG on January 29, 2015, 09:53:56 PM
Marco (L. Rivers) - True naivity :D
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: BöllérJani on January 30, 2015, 02:52:48 PM
Broderbund -Agricultural vehicles in Stunts
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: BonzaiJoe on January 31, 2015, 10:29:48 AM
CTG - "A chronicle of my non-obvious ghosts 2008-2015"
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: CTG on January 31, 2015, 11:20:14 AM
Quote from: BonzaiJoe on January 31, 2015, 10:29:48 AM
CTG - "A chronicle of my non-obvious ghosts 2008-2015"

Exactly what I thought a few days ago, except the years. :D
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: BonzaiJoe on January 31, 2015, 12:13:19 PM
In my opinion, Dottore was your last non-obvious ghost.
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: BonzaiJoe on January 31, 2015, 12:14:20 PM
But of course I'll recant this when I learn that Alan Rotoi is actually a figment of our collective imagination puppeteered by PuppetMasterCTG.
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: alanrotoi on January 31, 2015, 09:01:40 PM
Quote from: BonzaiJoe on January 31, 2015, 12:13:19 PM
In my opinion, Dottore was your last non-obvious ghost.

Search for ghosttore in the zak's shoutbox ;) CTG, Dottore and others were still obvious.

At least since June 2005 I knew it :D

http://forum.stunts.hu/index.php?topic=1364.msg15579#msg15579
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: alanrotoi on January 31, 2015, 09:04:24 PM
Alan Rotoi: "The last anal virgin in Sodom and Gomorrah"
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: CTG on January 31, 2015, 10:29:50 PM
Quote from: alanrotoi on January 31, 2015, 09:01:40 PM
Quote from: BonzaiJoe on January 31, 2015, 12:13:19 PM
In my opinion, Dottore was your last non-obvious ghost.

Search for ghosttore in the zak's shoutbox ;) CTG, Dottore and others were still obvious.

At least since June 2005 I knew it :D

http://forum.stunts.hu/index.php?topic=1364.msg15579#msg15579

Alain knew it even earlier. I had an MSN chat with him before the deadline of Pécs race (June 2004).
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: CTG on February 12, 2015, 01:25:16 PM
Looping Warriors should write the "Sörtest Book".

(Yeah, one of my weakest linguistic jokes ever.)
Title: Re: Shortest books
Post by: BonzaiJoe on February 12, 2015, 01:50:54 PM
I think it's pretty good!

(although of course it should be a really long book...)