We can salute the next year with another Akoss Poo track. And with Jaguar XJR IMSA... ;)
After Si?fok deadline you can have a rest and focus on Default during X-mas. Tarj?n start will be in January (probably the first week of 2008).
Quote from: CTG on December 17, 2007, 09:18:29 AM
After Si?fok deadline you can have a rest and focus on Default
And ISM!
Quote from: Chulk
Quote from: CTGWhatever you want. ;)
I want it all (Do your thing Krys ;))
Yes, way too easy. BTW, I want it all too, and I want it NOW ! ;D
Quote from: CTG
We can salute the next year with another Akoss Poo track. And with Jaguar XJR IMSA... ;)
There, I can also say : For those about to race... We salute you !
Way too easy too, "rock" replaced by "race". I need something more challenging and less obvious to everybody.
Quote from: CTG on December 17, 2007, 09:18:29 AM
After Si?fok deadline you can have a rest and focus on Default during X-mas. Tarj?n start will be in January (probably the first week of 2008).
Less obvious (except for CTG, Master of South Park, aren't you ?)
South Park - The Most Offensive Song Ever
Howdy Ho! The Virgin Mary was sleeping
When Angel Gabriel appeared..
He said, 'you are to be the virgin mother'
And Mary thought that was weird..
[But she said, 'I'm not a virgin
I sucked a guy last year']
But then Gabriel said to Mary,
'My child, have no fear'
[for you can suck all the dick you want]
And still be a Virgin, Mary..
[you can suck all the dick you want]
And still not be considered flawed..
[cos I know you'd like to play
And suck right through the day]
But you're still still a virgin
In the eyes of god!
There was no room at the Inn
When Mary and Joseph did arrive
They were so very tired, you see
[and they had to have a rest for the night]
She said she had no money
[and she had no place to sleep]
Gabriel appeared to mary
And told her not to weep
[for you can suck all the dick you want]
And still be a Virgin, Mary..
[you can suck all the dick you want]
And still be the mother of Christ..
If there's no room at the inn
then it's not considered a sin
[to suck a dick to get a place to sleep!]
That's right..
And three wisemen did appear
Bearing gifts of myrrh and such..
They said that they had followed a star
And missed a woman's touch..
[she said, this is a tragedy
I can't take them all to bed]
But again Gabriel appeared to her
And this is what he said..
[You can suck all the dick you want]
And still be a Virgin, Mary..
[You can suck all the dick you want of..]
Everyone in the nation
[Fellation aint no sin
So have a dildo three miles in]
And you'll still be a virgin
[to everyone gone down on Christmas!]
[You can suck all the dick you want]
And still be a Virgin, Mary..
[You can take if from the three wise men]
And even the little drummer boy..
Folks will remember your name quick
[for sucking the most of the dick!]
[for sucking dick..]
Brings peace, and love, and joy.
[for sucking dick..]
Brings peace, and love, and joy.
[you can suck my dick]
[laughter] ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
;D
Now we are only waiting for the track designer, Mr. Poo...
Akoss signed he has some difficulties now with Internet connection as he's not at home, so I decided to make the track myself. It will be available tonight.
So here you are, the longest USC track ever...
Track name: Tarj?n (from town name Salg?tarj?n)
Designer: CTG
Car: Jaguar XJR IMSA
Difficulty: 3/5
Predicted winning time: 2:30.00 (another bad tip, I know :D)
Deadline: 30th January 2008, midnight
Unbelievable surprise on the first day: one of the greatest drivers ever debuted in USC too - of course with a strong time. Welcome Ayrton!!!
Thanks, I know that sooner or later we finish being friends ;)
Because after my ZSC retirement we are not rivals anymore... :D
Nice job, CTG; this track has fluency and rhythm, and never feels like lasting for almost three minutes... ;)
And, of course, welcome Ayrton! :)
Ayrton posted in the forum! It's a big day :) Welcome to the forum, Ayrton. Now I feel like racing USC...
...and I also like the side effect of Ayrton's appearing. Come on BJ! ;)
Welcome finally in the forum Ayrton. And nice avatar face. :D
It won't be easy to beat him...
Quote from: Krys TOFF on January 04, 2008, 12:07:38 PM
Welcome finally in the forum Ayrton. And nice avatar face. :D
*Before it goes unnoticed...*
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c7/Chavodel8_dvd.PNG)
> your sitcom of choice ;)
Hey! Even I am surprised he came to the forum! Once he told me he didn't come here because his English was really bad, maybe he learnt a bit? Welcome!
Off-topic: Chulk is running for the 1000th message soon. :D
Ayrton 2:24.10... That's fast!
I'm going to attack this leading time in the morning... ;)
Attack delayed, it seems to be a very strong time...
Quote from: CTG on January 07, 2008, 01:33:40 PM
Attack delayed, it seems to be a very strong time...
its not delayed then, but failed ;D
That's another way to say it... :D
I have to write a paper to hand in next Monday. But I can hardly wait to beat Ayrton's time! I know exactly how to, and it's not so easy but possible.
Dottore already did it, update is coming soon.
Posponed record braking attempt: 2:23.90. I'll put it on the scoreboard if somebody already sent a better one.
Scoreboard is frozen, will we see a big hiding final?
Quote from: CTG on January 17, 2008, 12:08:39 PM
Scoreboard is frozen, will we see a big hiding final?
Yes, I hide my "not-already-raced" replay. :D
Maybe I should make an attack just to force Ayrton for a battle... ;)
On the other hand Mark should really push harder for LTB else he will have less and less chance for the season victory.
Hi, baby, I'm back! I promise a replay for today, although don't expect much. ISM is more important right now.
Baby?!? Estefy is your baby. ;D
Yes, I know. Justa movie expression (though I now recall it's 'Honey, I'm home...)
Quote from: CTG on January 17, 2008, 02:15:51 PM
Baby?!? Estefy is your baby. ;D
Estefy (http://www.estefy.com) ?
That's weird! She's not my baby (obviously) but she is also brunette and has long wavy hair and brown eyes... Maybe an unknown sister or better, a clone?
T?ff has an erection again... ;D
I don't know if the arrival of Ayrton is good for my results compared to other pipsqueaks or not (in raising motivation factor) but one thing is sure like death: it will be very difficult to beat him. Almost impossible.
Almost is not equal to 100%. So all of us have to try.
Incredible, no replay since 9th January... :(
Sorry, I'm too busy with IRL and ISM... I wish I wasn't though, because I like the track, the car and the opponents.
ISM makes Ayrton's victory a lot easier...
Too lazy to update - again ;D, so:
Dottore - 2:23.50
Super Brian - 2:53.35 (auto trm)
TOP3 in 0.40 seconds... I wonder if BJ, Mark and Duplode are able to join this battle or not.
There's a possible trick combo on the track. Let's see if anybody can do it! I'll try... ;)
Top doesn't move. Maybe I should drive 2:23.45... ;)
Edit: my final time is done. ;D
Too bad, CTG won... :D
Ayrton shaked up USC a bit, TOP 4 replays are really strong!
Mark, Chulk: :-\
MOR goes to AbuRaf, but this time I couldn't find any pipsqueaks to deserve it for sure... (too few replays).
Quote from: CTG on January 31, 2008, 12:59:58 AM
Chulk: :-\
Yes, I know I sucked. I only finished that replay. I barely had time to race, and I spent it on ISM'08 (Not very successfully either :'()
Special congrats to Ayrton for his nice magic carpet and Duplode for his big time saving jump in the middle of the track.
Sorry, but I was really absorbing in ISM, as driver and above all as event manager, and the dazzling final week didn?t leave me enough time to try a decent improvement for Tarjan. I hoped to find a bit of time in last day, but it has not been so. Sorry again and congratulations to Dottore for his by now sure confirm as USC champion.
Duplode, a very spectacular cut! I cut the elevated corner too, but not with your result... ;)
An ovation for those who managed to cut the bridge corner at 80-90 seconds! And it was really nice to be in such a high level race with a relatively tight top despite the length of the track.
Congratulations, CTG...!!!!
Wow, I didn't think my lil' jump would result so effective :) And those top 5 replays were top quality stuff - my favourite bit was Ayrton's path on the multi-way sector... great race, folks!
Analysis says the imaginary best time is 2:18.60 and it sounds realistic knowing Duplode's and Ayrton's trick, BJ's perfect first quarter and my precise corners...