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Abandoned Competitions => Indy Racing Cup => Topic started by: al il professore on June 15, 2003, 11:17:40 PM

Title: Asuncion
Post by: al il professore on June 15, 2003, 11:17:40 PM
can I??

yeah!

good luck to everyone. Comments, ideas, problems, congratulations to the designer (akoss poo) are welcome. Insults are not... just allowed from me :)

GOOD LUCK!
Title: Asuncion
Post by: alanrotoi on June 16, 2003, 12:20:31 AM
What a nice country Paraguay. I don't now much them, but there are a lot of paraguayans here in Argentina. Unfortunately they have more problems (economical and political) than us :shock:  :(
Title: Asuncion
Post by: CTG on June 16, 2003, 12:54:44 AM
Alain, try to beat Rotoi's winning streak!  :P
Title: Asuncion
Post by: alanrotoi on June 16, 2003, 08:34:23 PM
wow.... no more congratulations, now it's "let's shoot him".

But remember Paraguay is a neilbor country and Asunci?n is "only" 1000 - 1100 km away from here :)
Title: Asuncion
Post by: al il professore on June 16, 2003, 08:40:07 PM
yowpe... dog hunting season is opened dudes...
Title: Asuncion
Post by: al il professore on June 16, 2003, 09:13:30 PM
one question... why so much little corners that destroy the interest of the track, like in kinshasa... why the brutal corner on the top of a hill like in amsterdam??? i hate that.

Why so much curves to the right? i HATE curves oriented right!!! i cant attack them frankly like those to the left. This track is helluva boring tourniquet. i hate it.
Title: Assunc?on... Assun??o... Praguajanos, vive libre o morrir...
Post by: Shoegazing Leo on June 17, 2003, 03:57:53 PM
Assunci?n is near of 700km away from here...
A good track could be Ciudad del Este: to buy some electronic products...
Title: Paraguay
Post by: Shoegazing Leo on June 17, 2003, 03:59:54 PM
The Paraguay is a great productor and exporter of Scotish Whisky...
Title: Asuncion
Post by: CTG on June 17, 2003, 04:47:55 PM
Ugly track (for me  :evil: ), but I'm waiting for a hyper-fight between Alain and Akoss Poo. I think they have more or less the same qualities, but Alain have smelt the success and winning in the last months and he's on winning streak too (not in IRC, yet). And don't forget Rotoi: nobody was able to beat him in ISA/IRC series since 9 races!
Title: Asuncion
Post by: al il professore on June 17, 2003, 05:46:31 PM
hey! your 1.21 is crazy with auto gear!!! how you did that! grats!

and the fight with akoss: i am waiting for it more than ever, because last month it was the first time i was able to beat him on a irc track :)
Title: Asuncion
Post by: alanrotoi on June 17, 2003, 06:52:13 PM
Ciudad del Este!! What a contraband city!! 40% of products clones and 60% stolen from Argentina and Brazil. That's why you can find then cheap ;)
Title: Asuncion
Post by: BonzaiJoe on June 17, 2003, 07:55:45 PM
Asuncion has just been announced as the cheapest city in the world!
Title: Asuncion
Post by: alanrotoi on June 18, 2003, 05:49:43 AM
and 2 years ago Buenos Aires was in the top 5 of expensive cities. But now you can visit us because we devaluate our currency!! ;)
Title: Asuncion
Post by: al il professore on June 19, 2003, 12:56:59 AM
yep, but everything was caused by the evil empire of america just watch bowling for colombine and visit www.michaelmoore.com you will make more holes in your asses
Title: Asuncion
Post by: BonzaiJoe on June 19, 2003, 03:19:46 PM
As much as I hate to say it, it turns out that Bowling for Columbine was mostly fake. I enjoyed it, but I've seen striking evidence (not the like the stuff from the Iraq-crisis :D) that most of it is staged and many lies are told.
Title: track
Post by: Akoss Poo a.k.a. Zorromeister on June 20, 2003, 09:53:11 AM
Wheeeeeeeeeeee, finally, a hard track!

I missed the hard corner on the top of the hill on Amsterdam track, and I wanted to try how fast I can be there. But yes, this track is a little bit like Kinshasa, which is my favourite ISA/IRC track so far. And sharp corners are really exciting. There will be big time differences, and the points won't be lost by a shit section like on Dublin. Waiting your rplz, I really miss pArAnO... If Alain takes this race seriously, there will be a big big fight. :)
Title: Asuncion
Post by: al il professore on June 20, 2003, 06:35:04 PM
okay, just send your time... you are a target to clear. CTG is only a leading time shield fow me.

bowling for colombine is a fake, yes.

you can had all the dead-by-weapon numbers of those countries:
france, germany, japan, belgium, spain, portugal, england

its only gathering around 2000 deads a year

how much in the USA?
























11000. That is a fake! Charlton Heston is true when he says the ethnic mixture is the cause of that violence! The NRA (national rifle association) is not a racist and hard right movement, KKK never signed treaties with NRA, the nation of George Bush never sold weapons to irak AND iran, his granfather never signed the six zero gold equivalent byt this time dollar checks to BUILD DACHAU BUCHENWALD and the camp he visited last month called AUCHWITZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


okay, bowling for colombine is a fake! USA society is segregationist, USA medias are showing ALL DAY black people being shook by white policemen full of that donut yerky fat.

This movie is a fake. It never happened. Saying its a fake is like censorship. People must see what happened to the evil empire. So lets wish the next terror attack, caused by fake destruction all around the world, will be the best fake explosion ever filmed live :)
Title: Asuncion
Post by: al il professore on June 24, 2003, 12:23:17 AM
do's list:

beat parano... done
beat bonzai joe... done
beat akoss poo... done

beat alanrotoi... to be done!!! in 24 days!!!
Title: Asuncion
Post by: alanrotoi on June 24, 2003, 04:52:21 AM
to beat me isn't hard, I'm just a human. If you couldn't is because you failed and not because I sent unbeatable times.
Title: Asuncion
Post by: al il professore on June 24, 2003, 12:48:54 PM
:shock:

until this day, i REALLY believe you were some human-dog mix, like on the photos!!!

and you teach me you are JUST human?

look: this is the head i want on my trophee wall:

(http://perso.wanadoo.fr/pere.hendaye/stuntsrus/images/rotoi.jpg)
Title: Asuncion
Post by: zaqrack on July 04, 2003, 10:23:31 AM
I was in Slovakia yesterday with Zsuzsi, we had a nice time exploring some cities and shopping (food is cheap there :), and I saw a nice shop:
(http://stunts.bsd.st/misc/asuncion.jpg)
It was a shoe & leather shop.
Title: Asuncion
Post by: al il professore on July 04, 2003, 06:54:52 PM
lol i dont see anything strange in the photo!!

aaaah perhaps the automobile on the left is what you think a red indy car?
Title: Santa Catarina
Post by: Shoegazing Leo on July 04, 2003, 07:59:28 PM
This picture remember the little cities of Santa Catarina state: a state with some cities with strong german and austrian influences...
Title: Asuncion
Post by: al il professore on July 05, 2003, 12:39:29 PM
sometimes, by night, they walk in the streets with funny candlesticks? And  they build working camps with indians of the jungle to do hard things they couldnt do? And their capital is called Nuremberg?
Title: Asuncion
Post by: alanrotoi on July 05, 2003, 11:38:44 PM
Hey guys! Can't you see it? It's a red Skoda!! :D
Title: Asuncion
Post by: alanrotoi on July 05, 2003, 11:55:56 PM
BTW what strange words are "Yesterday I was in Slovakia" and now you are at home.
Ok I can take a boat and do 40 km over river to the east and arrive in Uruguay few hours later. But to visit Uruguay is like to visit another city in Argentina, we are the same people.

I'm just wondering :)
Title: Asuncion
Post by: al il professore on July 06, 2003, 09:07:48 AM
lol i didnt know this plastic brand cars... its a skoda? like polish brand? cars for 2 euros? ok ok. Yes if i go to spain, five kilometers max from where i live, i change of langage, heads, spot on the heads, accent, democracy (lol spain a democracy) racism, air (cars in spain pollute ten times more. diesel stink and other cars are stinking. Spain stink) and of course level of knowledge: spanish are dumb, and they speak with their throat, in deep and ridiculous voices... h? h? i feel they got no education, its a country of picaros.

Things have changed recently: no more vagrants in the streets. There were a lot only fifteen years ago
Title: Asuncion
Post by: al il professore on July 06, 2003, 09:13:40 PM
now the real fight has begun, akoss poo cant play in our pitch. Come on Alan Rotoi, you know like me we are close to the best time possible in asuncion.

Show your best, because i am not your worst ennemy, and you are not mine. Its a knife fight. i dont like the 0.05 better rpl i sent, so i will soon send better.

Try to follow the pace. This time its my time.
Title: I just HATE it
Post by: Mingva on July 07, 2003, 10:54:51 AM
aaaarrrrgggghhhh  :x Don't know that to do with those Stunts tricks/bugs.
Title: Asuncion
Post by: al il professore on July 07, 2003, 11:30:11 AM
and with those silly top pipsqueaks!!! three gathered in the same 0.05 second. I hope it will be the better IRC race ever, with a winner and three other pipsqueaks in the same 0.10 seconds.
Title: Asuncion
Post by: Shoegazing Leo on July 07, 2003, 07:44:42 PM
Quote from: "al il professore"sometimes, by night, they walk in the streets with funny candlesticks? And  they build working camps with indians of the jungle to do hard things they couldnt do? And their capital is called Nuremberg?

You need a Summer Intensive Course of Brazilian South's History,  Geography and Sociology...
Title: Asuncion
Post by: al il professore on July 07, 2003, 07:59:40 PM
i will pay for that!! and the course on nazis fleeing to south america after denazification in WWII :)

hope they are all dead now. Perhaps hitler is still alive somewhere in brazil, he would be a happy centenary
Title: Asuncion
Post by: alanrotoi on July 07, 2003, 09:31:30 PM
Yes, NAZIs came to south america, but somebody let them come and he wasn't german :!:
Title: Asuncion
Post by: al il professore on July 10, 2003, 01:27:09 AM
let me bounce on that... who can it be? who had so much strength he pushed the nazis to the sea?
Title: Asuncion
Post by: al il professore on July 13, 2003, 01:55:08 PM
i just drove 1.18.55. cool!
Title: asuncion
Post by: Akoss Poo a.k.a. Zorromeister on July 13, 2003, 07:09:21 PM
Quote from: "al il professore"i just drove 1.18.55. cool!

really? then skid your mother. i can't do 1:18.55.
Title: Asuncion
Post by: al il professore on July 13, 2003, 08:51:07 PM
yeah we at stunts competition are spitting bloody bad mother fuckers.
Title: Asuncion
Post by: al il professore on July 15, 2003, 11:09:56 PM
when will you update the results of Asuncion?
Title: Alain's rpl is suspicious again
Post by: Akoss Poo a.k.a. Zorromeister on July 23, 2003, 03:41:45 PM
I've just watched Alain's winning rpl. It was beautiful, but:

We said no pipe trick on Asuncion. Alain and Mingva agreed about that. I didn't use pipe trick. But Alain did. Not the ZCT 26 pipe trick, but another. He jumped his car on the stone at the pipe. I was also managed to di this trick, but we said no pipe trick, so I didn't use it. So this is disgusting. I recommend a second penalty again, but because Mingva and Alain are teammates, Alain won't get it, I'm sure.
And another thing: Alain can't do the ZCT 26 trick on the left of the pipe... so he said no ZCT 26 pipe trick. He was only managed to do the another trick. He gained time with driving the corner before pipe with full speed (because ZCT 26 pipe trick wasn't allowed), and he gained time again with his disgusting pipe trick. I lost time with ZCT 26 pipe trick disallowed.
I redrove half of the track because Mingva said my pipe trick isn't allowed... I won't continue, because I learned from Dublin track, I'm speaking in vain.
I think these were unfair, and winner is Alan Rotoi.
If it continues, I will retire from ISA racing.
Title: Asuncion
Post by: Mingva on July 23, 2003, 04:09:03 PM
OK, bye :twisted:

bye bye, loooooooser :lol:
Title: Asuncion
Post by: al il professore on July 23, 2003, 04:35:11 PM
mmmh we already all retired from ISA :)

you were speaking of IRC? the best competition in the world? that i dominate by shoulders and head? before the best?

yes i think
Title: Asuncion analysis
Post by: Krys TOFF on September 13, 2003, 05:30:26 PM
I hope nobody waits for the results analysis of asuncion, because I didn't even started to make it...!
Title: isa
Post by: Akoss Poo a.k.a. Zorromeister on September 15, 2003, 11:50:53 AM
No analysis, only the best replay available... we can't see much of this competition...
Title: Asuncion
Post by: al il professore on September 15, 2003, 02:09:25 PM
Only two people work (?) on it. We are only quarter time site managers. even zack became half time zakstunts manager.
Title: Asuncion
Post by: Mingva on September 21, 2003, 03:52:47 PM
OK, Asuncion analysis is available now :) Press HERE (http://rally.tinklapis.lt/indy/news10.htm) and find out where Alan Rotoi lost his crown :lol:

And there's a LINK (http://rally.tinklapis.lt/analysis.zip) to zipped Excel analysis.
Title: Asuncion
Post by: al il professore on September 22, 2003, 12:29:16 PM
i noticed that the excel sheet is not automated... :)

IF, sumproduct, max, min formulas can help
Title: Analysis
Post by: Krys TOFF on September 22, 2003, 12:53:03 PM
Original sheet IS with formulas.
And with more sheets in order to make an efficient system.
But I think easier to give a shorter file with only the results and comments.
So, I make a copie "value only" of the main page and delete the others sheets.
For those who want, I can give them the complete excel sheet.