This is the topic related to Cork and his Crew.
First I open it with the fact, that I updated Cork's Crew team site a little.
Scores of ISA and FSC are available now, nothing more.
Team stuff still to come, if I have time. :-)
Zak McKracken
Dear members of my crew, I am NOT pleased with your effort on the Beijing track. I told you IRC is a very important competition, and then you deliver pathetic results like this - unacceptable. Zak McKracken's 6th place is acceptable, although he surely could have done better, which means I am not satisfied, he must do better next month! But to Bonzai Joe, listen now and listen carefully: I am not paying you giant weekly wages, free vodka and free whores for stinking 4th places. I could have hired any reasonable driver for a dime and a 6-pack to get a 4th place at IRC, but you're supposed to win, not get 4th. You can look forward to a major wage cut if you don't win next month. I had faith in you, but never have I seen such a lousy result from a driver like you. Start earning your paycheck!
The Godfather is unpleased, Capice ?
:shock: Cork's Master is angry. I hope he won't fire BJ after hot race in Africa :wink:
I hope yes! Then I'll invite him to join MeganiuM (if Eddie wants :D)
Who is cork?
Oh wait he is a stunts newbie :lol:
I hope Cork will be angry sometimes later this year, too. :)
Well our crew finally got bigger, and I`m proud to greet satanziege in the team.
Welcome!
Thanks, I hope i can live up to Godfather Cork's expectations... ;)
satanziege
ooops now the stunts lessons are well over, satanziege :) you will have to learn from bonzai joe and zak. Of course, dont ask anymore any questions to cork, now you are obeying the evil.
Dont worry, you can ask anything to me, even concerning the driving style, because you need some advices to fight on myron, the orion rookie.
But since you are now in the worst team on earth, the rolling nightmare, the nonsense pipsqueaks home, i wont give you secret secret hints, only crash style advices.
ahahah godspeed with corkscrew (we need a team site update now, because cork site is down)
Aww Alain, I'd teach you how to play Stunts anytime even though you're in another team :D
you taught something very bad to the community, hiding times and sending rpls on the last day. Then everybody started to do that, including me. but i dont care, nailwood god taught me the way now... i dont hide times like you.
Uhmm, let's not rewrite history here. Let me tell you what happened:
Up until ZCT10 or ZCT11 everyone was driving nicely and we were all happy. Then on ZCT11 everyone suddenly waited with sending times, except Bismarck, who was very angry because he went from 1st to 5th on the last day. Then it was taken up in the forum and solutions were made for it. In ZCT12, ZCT13, ZCT14 and ZCT15, everything was nice and we were all happy. Then YOU came and ruined it by hiding your time on ZCT16, even lying about it. Just when we thought things were getting better. In ZCT17 it was the same, but everyone knew about it. Then in ZCT18 leading time came and made it a bit better. Now it was all strategy. You could hide your time as much as you wanted to, but that meant your opponents got more points. In ZCT18 I just to send my times when I made them. In ZCT19 I chose to hide my time. In ZCT20 I chose to send my times when I'd made them, in ZCT21 I did too, in ZCT22 too and ZCT23 also. Through all that time I didn't not hide anything at all. In ZCT24 I barely raced, but I didn't hide anything either. In ZCT25 I hid my best time, as did you and many others. In ZCT27 it's true that I hide my replay, but I don't have anything that could take the lead. So you can't call me a time-hider. You brought that trend back and made it stay. By the way I think it's okay if people hide their times, because of leading time. It's team tactics now, not schoolyard justice.
HEY! it never happened that before i came you hide your times? NEVER? I read the forum on the beginning of my career and it was lots of "bonzai joe hided his time" and "this Bonzai joe waits the last minute to send his time". I didnt rewrite nothing i read somewhere. Could i invent this story? this is your past, not mine.
No you did not read that anywhere. If you did, show me :D. As I mentioned, before you came, I hid my time in February and partly in March, as did all other top drivers, except Bismarck in February. In May I didn't do my time before the last day, and in the other months I sent my time approximately when I did it.
Key word :
Quoteapproximately
:roll: :lol:
Time hiders top 5
1. alain
2. roy
3. alan rotoi
4. bonzai joe
5. akoss poo
forgot argammon. between 2nd and 3rd
You spotted it :D
I wanted to say I sent my times exactly when I did them, but then I remembered that I didn't do that all the time. There were a few times when I didn't.
quiet days nightmares:
alain 'where is charlie' il professore
bonzai 'camouflage' joe
akoss 'oops-i-did-it-again' poo
alan 'ambush-road-runner' rotoi
hiding time is the same sport for everyone :)
Hey! Remember this is a car done in MeganiuM Industries (MMI). I'm not hidding times, I'm hidding secrets of the car.
Now it's too late for you so I'll tell you. This car teletransports itself without penalty time!
I'll wait you in the finish line with a juice fruit 8)
Quote from: "alanrotoi"Hey! Remember this is a car done in MeganiuM Industries (MMI). I'm not hidding times, I'm hidding secrets of the car.
Now it's too late for you so I'll tell you. This car teletransports itself without penalty time!
I'll wait you in the finish line with a juice fruit 8)
what?! you are a cheater! i won't drive more on this track!
Jacky! I have sent you an e-mail few weeks ago, but got no answer. Can you tell your opinion to me?
CTG left Damage Inc. since today and joined the crew of Cork.
CTG is doomed to be Cork's slave now.
CTG now means Cork The God.
Caxmeister The Great no more.
Quote from: "Krys TOFF"CTG left Damage Inc. since today and joined the crew of Cork.
CTG is doomed to be Cork's slave now.
CTG now means Cork The God.
Caxmeister The Great no more.
I think we will be teammates again in the future... I don't know when but I feel that. :)
argammon wont send his time to ctg, bonzai joe wont play, and zatanziege will be iced in hell frozen itself. no future.
LMAO And alain will be found Beatdown on the beach near Arhus...
Idiot......
Would you stop it please!? I've had enough of all that useless Helen-fighting everytime I visit the forum. You are grown people, and any of you could stop this nonsense in a second. Yes, I agree that Alain is a raving madman whose spam annoys anyone, but you are contributing more to this Helen-fight at the moment in my opinion, Argammon.
Of course you can meet without beating anyone down, and I know you both want to, so why don't you just stop posting bitching on the forum (and not worry about who gets the last words, as all words are childish and pointless anyway, so really it's a bigger accomplishment NOT to get the last word)?
Sorry if I sound pissed off, it's because I am. Now I'll calm down... :oops: :P
I don't agree with you on everything you said,but some things are definatly right.I could try to analyze this and that,explain that and whine about this,but I will just leave it at that.
i want to see a replay from you, argy. :)
Attention pipsqueaks!
Cork's Crew is now recruiting new members for the 2007 season!
If you are:
-a talented and motivated newbie or an experienced pipsqueak
-a pipsqueak who has the urge to improve further
-a good team-player
-someone who can keep secrets
Then this is your chance!
What we offer:
-learn from one of the greatest drivers of the universe: Bonzai Joe!
-learn from another pipsqueak with lots of experience: Zak McKracken!
-enjoy benefits of the most active team subforum, with continous replay sharing!
-our master Cork offers you a decent salary, great cars and of course hot girls!
-the best team atmosphere and the highest participation rate at the WSM!
If interested reply here, or contact team recruit manager Zak McKracken.
Waiting for your applications!
Cork's Crew
Fake advertisement. I don't remember any hot girls. ;D
they are only available after a longer membership ;)
Quote from: zaqrack on December 29, 2006, 02:02:52 PM
they are only available after a longer membership ;)
Damn! Wanna go back! ;D
(kidding)
Cock's Crew ;D
Hello, lesser pipsqueaks,
long time have not talked to you. Due to my other business activitied I had to get a bit more distant from the Stunts world. You thought I was dead? Well, I'm not. Consider me resurrected if that makes you feel better.
But anyway, I'm now back to proudly pronounce, that my two long-time and true followers - Bonzai Joe and Zak McKracken will be accompanied with a new teammate starting today: Duplode.
Our combined skills supported with my money will make us stronger than ever - yay to all other teams who dare to challenge my Crew!
Wish you (except my followers, of course) broken cars and skidding tires, with love:
Cork
Quote from: Cork on January 05, 2009, 10:26:16 PM
Bonzai Joe and Zak McKracken will be accompanied with a new teammate starting today: Duplode
Damn... I'm really disappointed with DUP's choice. :-\ ;D
I hope Mark will join another team. Like Damage. ;)
Quote from: CTG on June 01, 2005, 06:49:44 PM
I think we will be teammates again in the future... I don't know when but I feel that. :)
Good guess, took only 2,5 years to be true :)
Quote from: zaqrack on January 05, 2009, 10:57:56 PM
Quote from: CTG on June 01, 2005, 06:49:44 PM
I think we will be teammates again in the future... I don't know when but I feel that. :)
Good guess, took only 2,5 years to be true :)
Yep. ;D
I didn't know you had created a band too... :D :)
http://www.music4eventsdorset.com/page3.htm (http://www.music4eventsdorset.com/page3.htm)
Cork must have other crews :-[ Well that explains where all the money comes from... We haven't earned a lot since the 2002 team championship, except the ISM 2008 success.
You should fight for the team title of USC 2008/09... and of course for the individual too! ;)
Irish folk does adds bonus points for style to our brand... 8)
Quote from: al il professore on June 01, 2005, 09:30:30 PM
argammon wont send his time to ctg, bonzai joe wont play, and zatanziege will be iced in hell frozen itself. no future.
How true it was in 2005... :-\
"No future" was not true at any point :P
I was thinking on the Argammon-BJ part. Argammon never helped me as a teammate and you made only listfillers (except Z55). That's why I left Cockscrew. :D
are you still looking for new pipsqueaks? 8)
Quote from: Friker on January 16, 2009, 03:26:26 PM
are you still looking for new pipsqueaks? 8)
Beware, there's dictatorship in Cork's... ;D
Quote from: Friker on January 16, 2009, 03:26:26 PM
are you still looking for new pipsqueaks? 8)
yes, we got orders from Cork to fill up the 4th position with a talented newbie. You are being watched, so keep up the high activity and we'll see what happens. Usually it takes some time to let someone enter the best team :)
By the way, I'd also love to see a 4th team competing in the championship!
Cork is dead.
MeganiuM is alive! :o
Quote from: CTG on May 30, 2011, 07:31:09 PM
Cork is dead.
Cork is not dead; he is managing the affairs of the Stunts world from afar, possibly while enjoying the luxury of a glamourous penthouse.
Your boss is not existing!!!
Yes he is. He's as real as Dottore and CTG - people who formed their own teams and won yearly competitions in the Stunts world. Cork is very real - and more important because he's the manager and founder of a legendary team like Cork's Crew.
Quote from: BonzaiJoe on September 28, 2011, 12:55:47 PM
Yes he is.
Zak = Cork, don't be childish. Creating strong ghosts is more fun, just think on Dottore, Ayrton or Akoss Poo.
Don't be childish? What do you mean?? I'm writing this from the inside of a limousine flanked by two nice girls with big boobs on my way to pose with Zak and Cork on a poster because he's on a charm offensive as he's going to run for governor next year, so don't say he isn't real.
Quote from: BonzaiJoe on September 28, 2011, 01:47:28 PM
Don't be childish? What do you mean?? I'm writing this from the inside of a limousine flanked by two nice girls with big boobs on my way to pose with Zak and Cork on a poster because he's on a charm offensive as he's going to run for governor next year, so don't say he isn't real.
Grow up.
Quote from: CTG on September 28, 2011, 01:26:56 PM
Quote from: BonzaiJoe on September 28, 2011, 12:55:47 PM
Yes he is.
Zak = Cork, don't be childish. Creating strong ghosts is more fun, just think on Dottore, Ayrton or Akoss Poo.
Got you! CTG = Akoss Poo! Now the plot thickens!
Yep, the guy you know as 'Akoss Poo' is an amateur actor.
He's a very talented actor, and a strong live pipsqueak. Maybe it's the other way around. The guy we know as CTG is an actor and Pínter Ákos is the monstrous necromancer.
Quote from: BonzaiJoe on October 02, 2011, 10:57:35 AM
He's a very talented actor, and a strong live pipsqueak. Maybe it's the other way around. The guy we know as CTG is an actor and Pínter Ákos is the monstrous necromancer.
Pintér :-X
Quote from: Akoss Poo on October 02, 2011, 01:35:54 PM
Quote from: BonzaiJoe on October 02, 2011, 10:57:35 AM
He's a very talented actor, and a strong live pipsqueak. Maybe it's the other way around. The guy we know as CTG is an actor and Pínter Ákos is the monstrous necromancer.
Pintér :-X
Akoos LOME :P
Hova tünt Bonzai Joe? HOVA TÜNT BONZAI JOE?!?