Hi Babes,
heat your motors, choose the right tyres and then hit the road for the first of three tracks in the Kalpen's summer race!
Have fun, I hope you like this small track.
JTK :D
Mein gott!!
kalpen became tonight the hardest competition on earth. It combines the best track design with the use of all the possibilities that a shortcut master can demonstrate in one minute of saint driving.
Zakstunts got the shortcuts, but never uses indy car.
IRC uses indy car, but jail the pipsqueak in the rules.
Kalpen will crown the best stunts driver this shitty earth was ever able to burden.
I am crying on every single details of this perfect track. World, stop to move, universe stop to bang or bing or whatever, fingers, drive me to the sacred heaven of those who consider the indy car as an idol, stunts elements their totem, and enhancing a lap as a religious procession.
Merci beaucoup,
I like reading that, seems you enjoy the track (that's what it was made for). Now the first pipsqueaks sent their replays, you can see their times at our scoreboard.
CU, JTK
I already started my engine with driving a fabulous 1:22.60 on the previous Kalpen track, CTRACK34. And there's still some improvement, it wasn't a maximum replay handling rpl, i did it for fun. Remember Zak was leading with 1:36.
And now let's start my engine on the new kalpen track.
instead of trying to beat my old time on Ctrack34 try to beat my brand new 0:50.85 on the new track :)
and dont hide your times, 3 rpl/track is enouigh for a great battle!
Hi Zak,
I'm breathless - what a race and you even want to send a better one? Remember, two more tracks are coming and I don't want you to die on the first... :shock:
CU, JTK
Very funny track...
It's like the new hockenheinring...
My 1:02 is just for start...
Quote from: "zaqrack"instead of trying to beat my old time on Ctrack34 try to beat my brand new 0:50.85 on the new track :)
and dont hide your times, 3 rpl/track is enouigh for a great battle!
I already beat your time :P
My time is 49.30 with WinXP :)
...and XDude_NL's race is really - untellable terribly killing, I've seldom seen such a performance... Your race was really quiet agains this ride, Zak...
Nice also Q, who definitely raced the Jaguar XJR9! Cool thing! :)
yeah dude... yeah... you can run, you cannot hide!
mmhh... what about a 80 pipsqueaks kalpen competition? we can do it if alanrotoi advertises for kalpen on 4dstunts.com.ar
I've already told you several times: This track is the best track ever made by anyone. It is my bible and it always was. I bow in the dust before this track. I love everything about it.
My favourite track
My favourite car
My favourite rules (no rules :D)
My favourite race! You won't even see the smoke... 8)
And to Akoss Poo: 1.22 on CTRACK34!?????? !! ?? !!! ??? !!!! ???? !!!!! ?????
That's impressively incredibly impressive and incredible. Other Kalpen tracks that I recommend: CTRACK27, CTRACK28, CTRACK30, CTRACK23, CTRACK24, CTRACK25, CTRACK06, CTRACK19. Try those, they rule. And of course CTRACK08 too! Mark Nailwood's first win.
If you want, try to beat my records:
06: 1.21.80
08: 1.20.15
19: 1.14.10
23: 1.06.80
24: 46.40
25: 49.90 (Fdzierva 49.90)
27: 53.30 (Fdzierva 52.80)
28: 37.20
30: 1.00.95
34: 1.39.25 (Akoss Poo 1.22 :D)
Yeah sorry for the bragging, I don't get a lot of occasions for it, but really, drive those tracks, they're great.
i got a little problem now...
How on the stunts valhalla can BJ and I fall on the same opinion about this track??? its not possible... I must find some problem with the track... to prove my opinion about it is much more mature than BJ's.
For example, the scenerization is poor. its like a naked woman, you cant prefer the naked woman with no scenery on it, like... like what you want.
And its short!!! too short to extract a long pleasure burst.
And its without grass shortcuts because of the water. i liked eger (http://www.alvilag.hu/ctg/Eger.zip) and zack 20 (http://stunts.mine.nu/arc/zctc20.zip)
(of course every thing i said about the track was to make obvious that my opinion differs strongly with BJ's about it.)
Thank you, Bonzai Joe!
I hope you'll also like my further tracks. I'm just thinking of the September track, it will be longer and faster and made for the shortcut lovers... 8)
CU, JTK
Quote from: "JTK"made for the shortcut lovers... 8)
Ooooh :roll:
Shortcuts... thinking of racing on a street, jumping, not straight but to left upon a high road... usting two corkscrews as a jump-over-and land-and -BRAKE... Things like these... I'll find the right mean things to let all of you play :twisted:
It sounds cool! A track like Megarace II "The Bronx" but with sharp corners and water :D I'll preapare my old magic carpet ;)
Quote from: "XDude_NL"Quote from: "zaqrack"instead of trying to beat my old time on Ctrack34 try to beat my brand new 0:50.85 on the new track :)
and dont hide your times, 3 rpl/track is enouigh for a great battle!
I already beat your time :P
My time is 49.30 with WinXP :)
grrr, I had 49.35 as second time, but now I wont send it, I'll send somewhere around 48secs :)
Quote from: "zaqrack"Quote from: "XDude_NL"Quote from: "zaqrack"instead of trying to beat my old time on Ctrack34 try to beat my brand new 0:50.85 on the new track :)
and dont hide your times, 3 rpl/track is enouigh for a great battle!
I already beat your time :P
My time is 49.30 with WinXP :)
grrr, I had 49.35 as second time, but now I wont send it, I'll send somewhere around 48secs :)
49.10
far from best
but i can't see my time on the scoreboard
Well I sat on the beach :) The scoreboard was updated in the evening.
By the way, KHR is back again (he was still on holidays), so you can also send your replay to him (best way is sending your replay to both of us) and then the scoreboard will be updated as soon as possible.
Isn't that so, KHR?
CU, JTK
Why are you called JTK and KHR? I've always wanted to know...
Well... the secret of JTK and KHR... :shock:
The three letters stand for a real name like, for example, LMP could stand for Lisa Maria Presley. The question is, what is the meaning of JTK (some people in a chat a few years ago guessed right) and what is KHR (only one man I know except me and our parents guessed this name). All of you I think know these names, but I won't tell you unless you guess right... Try it, you'll not succeed :twisted:
BY the way, why three letters? Yes, we're old :lol: In our days there were computer games where one could only enter three letters at the high score boards, so we tried to find something and came to KHR for my brother and JTK for me.
But the meaning... in the end... and crawling on the planet's face/some insects called the human race/lost in time and lost in space/and meaning :mrgreen:
Your's might be James Tiberius Kirk, as far as i could guess with "Science Fiction" from Rocky Horror as hint.
I'm still working on KHR... ;)
I'll do the Timewarp on your track next, so watch out!! ;)
Ah yes, it is. I knew that actually :D Because on one of your tracks which is packed with the game, James T. Kirk has the record, and not JTK... so I figured. Good work satanziege, now let's guess KHR :D
james kirk! lol!
cmg and lqr told me that was a tradition to call yourself with three letters in germany. i believed them. but the hi score explanation is cool mine was AL1 (say "alain" in french accent) in double dragon arcade machine and later street fighter II. this ages.
khr= Genealogy at Ancestry.com Records Found for Khr!!!
KHARIA: a language of India. SIL code: KHR.
ICH LIEBE DICH ?ber alles!!!*kuss*
Die KHR ist eine Organisation, in der wissenschaftliche Institutionen der
Rheinanliegerstaaten gemeinsam hydrologische Grundlagen
Karl Heinz Ranitzsch
http://home.t-online.de/home/kh.ranitzsch/main.html
(http://home.t-online.de/home/kh.ranitzsch/bilder/khr.jpg)
and remember:
IK BEN SNELLER DAN DE PENGUSSS!
lol guessing names is nearly better than driving stunts ;)
KHR...
- Klaus-Hendrik RUMPELSTIELZCHEN?!
- Karl-Heinz Rummenigge (German Soccer Player)
that one's hard, had a quick look on the crews of different star trek series, thought about star wars, but no other idea so far ...
Rummenigge is a good guess...
yeah i was lazing and killing my brain to guess, but only karl heinz rumenigge came. he was the saver of germany against france in sevilla 82 and against argentina later he could do nothing in 86 :D
Football is one of the reasons why, as a french, i hate germany so much. We could have won the world championship in spain 1982 without those drunken butchers!!!
i was infected by msblaster ;) you were?
LOL.
You have win XP. You have MS Blaster.
I have win Me. I won't get MS Blast.
All NT-derived system are infected.
All win 9x systems won't be infected.
mmmh i dont remember what i wanted to say!
ah yeah! kalpen, irc, zakstunts... what will be your main objective alain? ALL of them!!!!!!!!!!!
O.K., you got me, yes my alias for JTK is the one and only brave James Tiberius Kirk. Too easy for you not to guess, I think. And KHR...
give a tip !
scotty!! do you copy scotty!! beam us aboard!!
...please take a look at our scoreboard and see Bonzai Joe's time on Jaguar XJR 9! Now I expect the best time this month raced on a Porsche IMSA!
Janez Argentina 1 BB 1.1 Indy auto 1.00.95 1
Leo Ramone Brazil 2 BB 1.1 Indy auto 1.00.15 0
Why??? Look to the scoreboard...
Sorry, my fault. I'll change it this evening.
CU, JTK
waew is it a new thing to play the jerk and hide times? is it bonzai jo's habit? sending a time with a jaguar is so funny way to hide :) thanks for the competition we get with that!!!
congratulations to the young ;) pipsqueak called fdzierva :) its like a dream to play against you man!!
okay. only few days left.
you will see my best replay ever on ctrack 2003 n? one!
I hope it to be the best replay ever on a stunts track.
HOPE!!!
I don't know who hides his time, but not me... Check the scoreboard. And remember CAP's time.
Quote from: "al il professore"waew is it a new thing to play the jerk and hide times? is it bonzai jo's habit? sending a time with a jaguar is so funny way to hide :) thanks for the competition we get with that!!!
It's better than nothing, I suppose. If you want me to, I can send a 51 also, just tell me...
its in the rules
but if every one sends his best replay three times, its better no?
well... i am gutted. Will I change my way of sending rpl? not for BJ :)
Hey come on, it's agame anyway. I thought it was cool seeing such a fast time made with the Jaguar. That brings us to another question:
Does fun belong in Stunts racing?* :?
CU, JTK
* Referring to F. Zappa: Does Humour belong in music?
Don't mind Alain, he always insults his opponents. I insult him too, so no problem there. I think most people think it's fun that I send a Jaguar time, but of course I should send an Indy time - it's just that nobody else does, and it seems everyone is comfortable hiding.
I like P962, so I sent my 1st replay with this marvelous car. 8)
Not as good as BJ's XRJ9 time, but better than some Indy's replays, so I'm happy. :lol:
Shut up and don't speak about such shit IMSA rpls and the bad Indy rpls. Is there anybody who can send another time under 48 seconds?
Yes :wink:
Quote from: "BonzaiJoe"Yes :wink:
What a surprise!
Only two days left until the end of the first track's races, some nice replays reach us now... heavy times, I say...
Meanwhile I'm working on CTK2003b.trk, called windmills. Guess you will hate me for this track. It goes out tomorrow in the evening.
:shock:
Hey, JTK.
What is this picture for your avatar ? James Hetfield ?
This one is more appropriated :
(http://imsacup.free.fr/kirk-small.gif)
this classic stunts picture is jtk himself. i think he is the twin of khr. perhaps i got visual confirmation next year for the STUNTS IN BUDA 2004.
Ah well as most of you might know I had no time,intentions to drive during the last few month.
But because I didn't want to miss the 3 track kalpen contest I took 30 min and drove a crazy replay featuring a decent time.Of course it won't be enough to win as I had no time to optimize it but I hope it will be enough to end up 3-5 place to start the real attack next month :)
TRANSLATION:
Argammon spent a lot of time on the track and made a super replay which will probably win.
TRANSLATION OF ALAIN'S MESSAGE FROM ANOTHER FORUM:
"The only regret is that Orion won't win in Kalpen 2003"
=
"And I will even win in Kalpen 2003, haha"
If that replay would win this month everyone should stop racing :)
We will see who is right:
Compare my time until the jump before the corkscrew with the winners time there,I bet I would lose about 1-2 seconds only on that part of the track..... not to speak about the rest.
Want to bet?
No?
then do me a favour and don't talk nonesense before you see the results
Hahaha - oh, great, James H. is one of my heroes! But no, it is me (or it was me 4 years ago). I liked his beard and tried to grow one like his. I do not quite look like this anymore. But why...?
Anyway, I am not KHR's twin, he my 6 years younger brother. That's why I always builded the tracks and he had to race them :lol:
no twins really? on the photo you seem very alike!!!
well! GOD! i thought we were in september!!! so i thought this month had 30 days!!
and i didnt drive CTK today!!!! i thought it was over and i am waiting like a cow for the results!!!!
SHIIIIIIIIIT i will drive until midnight... what the skid an idiot i was!!!! i already drove a time near akoss and i stopped racing because i thought it was over. then i started to drive on italy for WRC and jakarta for IRC (1.28 in ten minutes) i also drove 49 seconds on z29... AND I must win CTK now!!!! i can do it!!!
Quote from: "Argy"
then do me a favour and don't talk nonesense before you see the results
Come on, what else can we do on this forum? :D
WHERE ARE THE RESULTS?????!!!!
why? you think you had the hot finger this month? or you simply are expecting to watch the orionian rpls to say cheat?
JTK said tomorrow evening. i guess its at nine tonight.
sorry but i had to say that william shatner is a homostar on this photo. each time i load this thread i see that female pose and think "hi mistress black hole"
Hey! I already noticed that Akoss was 3rd !! Excellent result in this hard track and against those opponents, congratulations!!
MMMH!!!
I just realized thanks to akoss poo that i beat CAP (47.70) by one second!!!
(46.30)
I AM BETTER THAN A STUNTS LEGEND!!!
this replay from CAP (played in june 2001) was elected as one of the best of all time by Bonzai joe in november 2001 on www.stuntsrus.fr.st historical replays section ;) and i didnt know it until now!
ARH! kalpen bros are full of surprises... let it continue in 2004
Yes, I chose it because I think it was CAP's best, but it's evident now that no replays from the former stars (CAP, Mark Nailwood, Fdzierva etc.) belong among the best replays ever. The 2002/2003 generation is much stronger.
I thought it back and forth and descided I won't race Kalpen C either.
I don't even know if I will race the GTO track.
What a pity......... but seeing that I didn't start to race yet and seeing my shedule during the next days it looks grim.
You must send, even "a time" on zakstunts, because we play for the first ranking as a team.
orion 3404 points
opponent near 3403 points
We are just two replays away from a team championship!!!
Argy, there'll be a new chance for you to race next year :)