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Forever Lewis Hamilton, the first ever nigger to stand on the podium after a Formula-1 race!!! FOREVER NIGGERS!!!

I drank 10 bottles of beer today... I wasn't drunken then, I just felt good. I just drank and drank and drank, without a serious effect of alcohol. Am I an alcoholist? I need a girlfriend urgently to stop this!

Beer consumption today: 8 Borsodi, 1 Beck's, 1 Stella Artois

After the very popular piercing poll and topic, I dared to post a new one: here is the high heeled shoes poll!!!

Well, it is also known as picsacip? (copyright by Vodila G., Debrecen, 2005). First, let's define what a picsacip? is.

Picsacip? means "Helen shoe" in English. Picsa has 2 main meanings, one of them means ass, but it also means Helen (a relatively light word for Helen, sometimes only means "stupid little chick" or something like this). It is so great to use the word "picsacip?", because we can also refer to the ass meaning this way. So it is quite difficult to give it back exactly in English. Once when we were so drunk, and talked in English about the bitches, we used the "ass shoe" expression. But it is an unsuitable word for the "picsacip?", because ass can be translated to Hungarian in 2 way: picsa and segg. In first meaning, both of them means ass, but in second meaning, "picsa" means Helen, "segg" means male Helen. So David Beckham is an "ass" (segg), while Victoria Beckham is an "ass" (picsa). So, considering all the present factors, the "Helen shoe" or "picsacip?" should be used for that kind of female shoes.

But what picsacip? is? Picsacip? is high heeled shoes, above a certain heel height. It is around 3-5 centimetres, 3 or above for tall girls, 5 for short girls. For example if a 179 cms tall girl wears a pair of shoes with heels of 4 cms, it is considered a picsacip?. But the same shoes on a 156 cms tall girl is not a picsacip?. Being or not being a picsacip? is independent from shape of shoes, shape of the heel, colour of shoe etc., only the heel height is determinant.

In my opinion picsacip? is the most disgusting thing ever adopted by women. It has a stupid origin, women started to wear shoes with high heels in Italy, to avoid walking in the rubbish on the streets. Only human idiotism could connect this with femaleishness, I still don't know and can't understand how. Now with women want equality with men even in height, and they are too envious of the other girl who is taller or just has longer legs, they wear picsacip?s again. It has nothing to do with femaleishness, there were femaleish girls before picsacip? existed, it is just a stupid invention of the fashion - and many many stupid people follow that... Let's make this world free from this stupid fashion!

I don't want to say more for now, I'm waiting for reactions, and I'm going to tell you my further opinion as a reaction on the answers.

Well, I'm interested in your opinion. I lost my previous girlfriend because of an affair caused by a piercing worn by her - are piercings accepted/liked in this world today? Do you like them? B?FF!

Megkérdezném magyar stuntsos barátaimat: szeretnek-e önök fingani?

The question is the title.

I am very sad to see that we can't b-?-f-f here anymore... :smt089 :smt089 :smt089  It is the saddest place, because it's the only place where we can't b-?-f-f... :smt089 :smt089 :smt089

B??FFFFFFFFFFFF!!!

There will be only active players on my list.
The Korean players are not mentioned, because they are obviously the biggest motherfuckers on the globe.

1 Beckham
2 Ronaldo
3 Rooney
4 Ballack
5 Van Nistelrooij
6 Ver?n
7 Owen
8 Crespo
9 Ricken
10 Gerrard
11 C. Ronaldo
12 Hargraeves
13 Verpakovskis
14 Frings
15 Klose

VAGINA
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apple
ax wound
bang box
bean
bearded clam
beaver
bermuda triangle
bird
black box
box bush
box lunch
brillo pad
camel toe
cat sack
cherry
clam
claudia
clit
clit case
cock cavern
cock holster
cock scabard
cock sock
cockpit
coochie
cookie
cookie basket
cooter
cooze
crack
cream puff
crotch taco
cuda
cum bucket
cum catcher
cum dumpster
cunny
cunt
dickhole
dinner
doughnut
fish taco
flange
flapper
flower of venus
flowered garden
fluffy
folder
foxhole
frog
front bum
fun lips
fur burger
fuzzy kitty
fuzzy taco
garden eden
gash
Gland Canyon
golden fleece
goody gap
grand canyon
greenhouse
hair pie
ham sandwich
hatchet wound
hawaiian oyster
Heaven
heaven's door
heaven's gate
hole
hole of creation
home
honey hole
honey lips
honey pot
hootch
hot box
hot-dog bun
hump wedge
jelly roll
juicebox
kitty
kitty pouch
kootchie pot
land of milk and honey
land of oz
lips
lip sink
lizard lounge
love canal
love connection
love grin
love grotto
love hole
love lips
love nest
love pudding
love sleeve
love shack
love tunnel
lunch
lunch box
man hole
mat
meat curtains
merkin
monkey
mons
mound
mound of love
mound of pleasure
mousetrap
muff
muff crack
muffin
muff pie
muzzle loader
nappy dugout
nookie
oyster
panty hamster
peach
peach pie
pee curtain
pelt
penis depository
penis fly trap
penis play ground
pickerel eye
pink canoe
pink panther
pink taco
piss flaps
piss slit
pit of passion
poontang
poot
pooter
puddy
pussy
pussy pie
queen
quiff
quim
red eye
red snapper
rose
rosebud
rug
screw-ez canal
silk igloo
slash
slice
slit
slot
smoothie
snack shack
snake pit
snapper
snatch
snizz
soochie
sperm ashtray
sperm bank
sperm urinal
spuff
squeezebox
squirrel
sqwack
sugar bowl
sugar dish
sweet hole
sweet lips
sweet spot
taco
tarantula
the box the penis comes in
the door
the pink spot
the promised land
the Y
tongue's landing
tongue tunnel
toolbox
trim
tuna pit
tuna taco
tunnel of love
twat
twinkie
twitter
vagina
vaginal vault
vaseline alley
velvet gold mine
venus man trap
vertical smile
vortex of passion
wasp's nest
watering hole
whisker biscuit
winkie
wolf jaw
worm hole
wound that never heals
almeja (Spanish)
am (Turkish)
amcik (Turkish)
apom (Malaysian)
aranha (Brazil)
arrugada (Argentine)
baer (German)
baerchen (German)
baard padda (Afrikaans)
beef curtains (British)
bhosada (Hindi)
bivalve (Brazil)
bizcocho (Spanish)
bizir (Turkish)
bollo (Spanish)
boody (Haisla)
boor (Hindi)
brundhola (Iceland)
buksza (Hungarian)
buca (Brazil)
buceta ( Brazil)
buom (Vietnamese)
buraca (Portuguese)
bus (Dutch)
bussanha (Brazil)
cachenrenguen (Brazil)
cachucha (Spanish)
cajeta (Argentina)
caverne des jouissances (Qu?bec)
cerise (Qu?bec)
chanforneta (Spanish)
chatte (French)
chavasca (Brazil)
cheebai (Malaysian)
chewth (Hindi)
chichi (Spanish)
chinela (Brazil)
chocha (Spanish)
chochota (Brazil)
choot (Hindi)
chucha (Spanish, Panama)
chupa-chupa (Portuguese)
chuth (Hindi)
cibai (Malaysian)
cica (Slovak)
cipet (Malaysian)
cipka (Polish)
con (French)
colloquial (Salng Arabic)
cona?a (Portuguese)
conejo (Spanish)
concha (Argentine)
co?o (Spanish)
cotuza (Guatemala)
crica (Spanish)
cuca (Spanish)
cucaracha (Spanish)
cuchara (Spanish - Venezuelan)
cul (French)
dase (Norway)
deka-pai (Japanese)
doos (South Africa, Dutch)
druipgrot (Dutch)
ephrem (Brazil)
erva (Hebrew)
esfiha (Brazil)
fanny pack (U.K.)
farfolka (Portuguese)
farj (Classical Arabic)
fica (Italian)
fisse (Denmark)
fitta (Swedish)
fitte (Norwegian)
fjams (Denmark)
flamoes (Holland)
flaus (Luxembourg)
foef (Flemish)
fork (Australia)
fotz (Luxembourg)
fotze (German)
frika (Brazil)
fregna (Italian)
galette (Cajun French)
gauaza (Romanian)
genotgrot (Afrikaans)
gleuf (Dutch)
grelo (Brizal)
greta (Portuguese)
grottan (Swedish)
grotte (Danish)
gruto (Brazil)
ha-reets (Hebrew)
hee (Thai)
heigh (Cantonese/Chinese)
hoop (Irish)
hoyo (Spanish)
jambra (Brazil)
jebadlo (Polish)
kellef (Albanian)
kepyas (Philipino)
koek (South Africa)
koekie (South African)
kookmanaki (Pakistani)
koos (Hebrew)
koothi (Thamil)
kos (Persian)
koss (Colloqual Arabic)
kuku (Turkish)
kuma (Kiswahili)
kunda (Czech)
kundicka (Slovak)
kuse (Norwegian)
kuss (Pakistani)
kusse (Denmark)
kussimurra (Swedish)
kut (Dutch)
lach (Luxembourg)
liefdes grotje (Dutch)
lon (Vietnamese)lule (Turkish)
macaca (Brazil)
manda (Russia)
mango (Spanish)
manguassa (Brazil)
manoa (Hebrew)
manoosh (Hebrew)
map of tassie (Australia)
mico ( Spanish - El Salvador)
micha (Panama)
miessy (Luxembourg)
mietzkatze (Greman)
mihbal (Arabic)
mille-feuilles (French Canadian)
mindza (Serbian, Croatian)
minete (Portuguese)
minge (England)
mis (Denmark)
moese (German)
mona (Venetian)
monco (Japanese)
mono (Mexico)
mons veneris (Latin)
mooni (Greek)
mosquero (Spanish)
mossel (Dutch)
moppi (Finnish)
moule (French)
mouni (Greek)
muis (Dutch)
mus (Swedish)muschi (German)
muts (Dutch)
mutsch (Luxembourg)
mutta (Swedish)
mufko (Slovak)
naz (Perian)
neukgleuf (Dutch)
neukschacht (Flemmish, Belgium)
nonok (Indonesia)
noune (French)
okanini (Namibia)
omanko (Japanese)
oppe wonn (Luxenbourg)
osh (Maltese)
oso (Spanish)
pachacha (Portuguese)
padda (Afrikaans)
panocha (Spanish)
panoche (Mexico)
paparrucha (Spanish)
papaya (Spanish)
passera (Italian)
pastizze (Maltese)
patonza (Italian)
pec pec (Tagalog, Philippines)
pekac (czech)
penela (Spanish)
pepa (Spanish Mexican)
pastizze (Maltese)
patonza (Italian)
pec pec (Tagalog, Philippines)
pekac (czech)
penela (Spanish)
pepa (Spanish Mexican)
perereca (Brazil)
periquita (Brazil)
perseguida (Brazil)
petera (Italian/Tuscany)
phodri (Marathi)
phoodda (Pakistani)
phoodi (Panjabi)
pica (Czech)
picka (Croatian, Yugoslavian)
picsa (Hungaryan)
P?ka (Icelandic)
pillu (Finnish)
pina (Hungarian)
pinda (Czech)
piska (Russian)
pizda (Yugoslavian)
pizdeczka (Polish)
pizdisha (Russian)
pize (Lithuanian)
plotte (French)
poes (South Africa)
poesje (Dutch)
pojida (Korean)
pokka (Hindi)
pompa (Brazil)
pombinha (Brazil)
poom-poom (Jamaica)
poot (Hebrew)
pot de miel (Qu?bec)
potta (Italian)
potorro (Spanish)
precheca (Brazil)
preklapaca (Croatian)
preut (Flemish)
pruim (Dutch)
pucchi (Marathi)
pucchiacca (Neapolitan)
pucha (Spanish)
puke (Tagalog / Pilipino)
puki (Malaysia)
pukku (Telugu)
punci (Hungaryan)
pundai (Thamil)
pupusa (Guatemala)
pusa (Guatemala)
pussa (Icelandic)
pute (Lithuanian)
puts (Estonian)
gue-gue (Spanish-Mexican)
racha (Portuguese)
raie (Qu?bec)
raja (Argentine)
rajada (Spanish-Mexican)
rata (Portuguese)
riba (Yugoslavian)
ritze (German)
sapo (Chile)
scheide (German)
schietbak (Flemish)
sfesa (Italian/Venician)
shosha (Portuguese)
sloot (South Africa)
slymsloot (South African)
sorca (Italian)
spalte (German)
spermavergaarbak (Dutch)
spidnica (Ukrainian)
spleet (Dutch)
springa (Swedish)
stinkschlitz (German)
susan (British)
taboun (Moroccan Arabic)
tamal (Spanish Panela)
tarte aux poils (French Qu?bec)
tempek (Malaysia, Indonesia-Jawa)
terrain de jeux (Qu?bec)
tissekone (Danish)
toca (Portuguese)
toet (South Africa)
tonto (Papiementu)
topa (Italian)
tota (Spanish)
torta (Spanish, El Salvador)
toto (Spanish)
touffe (French Qu?bec)
troasca (Romanian)
trou (French)
tuppence (British)
turuk (Indonesia)
vannhullet (Norwegian)
venusheuvel (Dutch)
vitt (Estonian)
vittu (Finnish)
vlagalishe (Russian)
vlamoes (Dutch)
volvan ( French)
wzgorek rozkoszy (Polish)
xereca (Portuguese-Brazil)
xoxota (Brazil)
yoni (Sanskrit)
zanboor (Ariabic)
zapato (Spanish)
zeikbak (Flemish, Dutch)
zone de plaisir (Qu?bec)
zorra (Chile)
zuignap (Holland)

First let there be mine:

1 Akoss Poo
2 Alain
3 CTG
4 Ayrton
5 Bonzai Joe
6 Chulk
7 Gutix
8 Dark Chaser
9 Usrin
10 Diesel Joe

MSN chat logs on my PC - when I was in Kazincbarcika, since April 2004

1 CTG 6 583 664 bytes
...
3 Zaki 855 149 bytes
...
9 Argammon 130 602 bytes
10 Gutix 126 352 bytes
11 Lise 122 215 bytes
12 Bonzai Joe 120 196 bytes
13 Alan Rotoi 119 373 bytes
14 Usrin 91 733 bytes
...
21 Dottore 15 456 bytes
22 Dark Chaser 14 660 bytes
...
25 Chulk 5 354 bytes
26 Alain 5 328 bytes

Once upon a time, not so long ago, there was a channel on irc #stunts, where the stuntsers talked at evenings and at nights. There was Alan Rotoi, Bonzai Joe, Zak, Argammon, CTG, and some other drivers, too. When I didn't have a net, I went to the computer room in the evenings just to talk with these drivers between 7:30 and 9:30 p.m. When I got my net, I spent there long long nights. The best was September 2003.
But then came msn, changes in private life of the drivers, some arguments... and drivers went away from there. I miss the good old stunts chats. Now we only meet once in a year, and visit the forum, where the most active drivers post 1-1,5 post per a day. That's not much. There's the message board, when sometimes a message appears. On msn, now I only talk a lot with CTG. Is there really no need of Stunts chat?
I read the logs of the previous days. Some drivers enter the chatroom, see that there's nobody, and leave. But according to their lines, they would like to talk with the others. Is it true or just Akoss Poo thinks that? Should we resurrect Stunts chat? Should I spend there hours in the evenings waiting for somebody?

I read such messages in the logs:

[19:03] Jacky- (~stdfgfkfd@3E6B2F10.rev.stofanet.dk) joined #stunts.
[19:03] <Jacky-> HELLO EVERYONE!
[19:03] <Jacky-> NICE TO SEE SO MANY PEOPLE HERE
[19:07] Jacky- (~stdfgfkfd@3E6B2F10.rev.stofanet.dk) left irc:

[21:00] akosspoo (c1068a4b@chat.efnet.org) joined #stunts.
[21:00] <akosspoo> !seen CTG
[21:01] <akosspoo> mondom !seen CTG
[21:00] akosspoo (c1068a4b@chat.efnet.org) joined #stunts.
[21:00] <akosspoo> !seen CTG
[21:01] <akosspoo> mondom !seen CTG
[21:01] <akosspoo> kurva any?d goagil
[21:04] <akosspoo> B?FF
[21:05] akosspoo (c1068a4b@chat.efnet.org) left irc: Client Quit

[16:50] DieselJoe (d5078cb4@chat.efnet.org) joined #stunts.
[16:51] <DieselJoe> B?ff?
[16:51] <DieselJoe> OK, working now
[16:53] <DieselJoe> B
[16:53] <DieselJoe> ?
[16:53] <DieselJoe> F
[17:15] Last message repeated 1 time(s).
[17:15] Action: DieselJoe is ill
[17:47] Action: DieselJoe is away
[17:48] DieselJoe (d5078cb4@chat.efnet.org) left irc: Quit: http://chat.efnet.org/  

[22:36] CTG (9842e893@chat.efnet.org) joined #stunts.
[22:36] <CTG> r?ph
[22:36] <CTG> b?ph
[22:36] <CTG> muph
[22:37] <CTG> stb.
[22:37] <CTG> what's more...
[22:37] <CTG> B?? ?? ??
[22:38] <CTG> R?PA EGY R?PA
[22:38] <CTG> na cs?
[22:38] <CTG> bl?tty-r?tyi-potty
[22:38] CTG (9842e893@chat.efnet.org) left #stunts.

[19:40] Jacky- (~stdfgfkfd@3E6B2F10.rev.stofanet.dk) joined #stunts.
[19:40] <Jacky-> -seen zaqrack
[19:40] <Jacky-> -seen ctg
[19:40] <Jacky-> hey, that bot with the funny name is missing
[19:40] <Jacky-> I don't even remember its name
[19:41] <Jacky-> and after all, it's been here for years
[19:41] <Jacky-> something with G...
[19:42] <Jacky-> GoaGil!
[19:56] Jacky- (~stdfgfkfd@3E6B2F10.rev.stofanet.dk) left irc:

I guess none of you have heard about this Hungarian death metal band. Its name means Radical Amputation. This band has some great songs, the best of them is Vagin?lis Amput?ci? (=vaginal amputation).

The lyrics start with:

Baszd meg, baszd meg, baszd meg az any?d!

on a satanic voice (meaning: skid your skid your skid your mother!)

The following:

Julcsa, ha bej?ssz a villanygy?rba,
Ezer voltot vezetek a te pics?dba,
Lesz is abba ad?vev? gener?tor,
Julcsa, Lakihegy lesz a pics?db?l!

No time to translate this exactly.

Radik?lis Amput?ci? will hold a concert in Hatvan next Saturday. I will be there.

http://radikalis.uw.hu

Discuss new track and times on it here!

First prediction:

1 Argammon
2 Ayrton
3 Akoss Poo
4 Gutix
5 Chulk
6 Dragonfly
7 Zaki
8 AbuRaf
9 Diesel Joe
10 Krys Toff

I decided to check the all time medal table of this fantastic competition. Here it is:

1   Roy Wiegerinck   NED   Flying Dutchmen   11   2   0
2   Bonzai Joe   DEN   Intercontinental Racing, Cork's Crew   8   12   6
3   Alain (il professore)   FRA   Orion, Mimas Racing   8   7   7
4   Gutix   ARG   Meganium Aces High   8   2   3
5   Argammon   GER(/SWE)   EuroTeam-MasterStunts, Orion, Cork's Crew   6   6   3
6   Alan Rotoi (Stunts Oracle)   ARG   Meganium Aces High   5   6   3
7   CTG   HUN   Unskilled Drivers, Opponent Near, Damage Inc.   3   2   3
8   Mingva   LTU   Orion, Mimas Racing   2   0   3
9   Fdzierva   BRA      2   0   0
10   Akoss Poo   HUN   Looping Warriors, Opponent Near   1   9   12
11   Ayrton   ARG   Meganium Aces High   1   1   2
12   Bismarck   GER   EuroTeam-MasterStunts, Opponent Near   1   1   1
13   Usrin   HUN   Looping Warriors, Opponent Near   1   0   0
14   Zak McKracken   HUN   Digital Dynamite, Cork's Crew   0   3   3
15   Ben Snel   NED   Flying Dutchmen   0   2   5
16   Sylvain Chabert   FRA      0   1   0
16   Chulk   ARG   Meganium Aces High   0   1   0
16   Dark Chaser   BRA   Damage Inc.   0   1   0
19   Pershing II   AUT   Intercontinental Racing   0   0   2
19   XDude_NL   NED   Dutch Alcoholics   0   0   2
21   Paulo Ribeiro   POR      0   0   1
21   Krys Toff   FRA   Orion, Damage Inc.   0   0   1
21   Vamologocomisso   BRA   Orion   0   0   1

I think the subject doesn't need any special comment...

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I updated my site, I manage USC here, I STILL manage my permanent competition here (without any replays in the last 10 months). More updates are to come here!

... is totally wrong... can we do something with it?

I've just created a quiz about the meeting, just for fun. I guess the participants of the meeting know most of the answers, but I wonder what the others think about the answers. (For a part of the answers, JTK's diary is a help.)

WORLD STUNTS MEETING II QUIZ

1.) Who invented the Fisse song?

a.) Dinmor
b.) Diesel Joe
c.) Zaki
d.) Akoss Poo

2. What did not happen on the meeting?

a.) Zak b?ffing
b.) Akoss embracing a Danish girl
c.) JTK bathing in the cold sea
d.) playing a football match

3. What is Ole famous for?

a.) for his nice smile
b.) for dryassing half a liter of p?linka
c.) for his penis
d.) for his great Stunts driving skills

4. About who was the drinking song invented?

a.) Akoss Poo
b.) Krys Toff
c.) Diesel Joe
d.) Bonzai Joe

5. Who said the famous sentence 'P?linka is mandatory'?

a.) Akoss Poo
b.) Diesel Joe
c.) Ole
d.) Bonzai Joe

6.) Which fisse name is not in the famous Fisse song?

a.) pina
b.) Fotze
c.) pista
d.) pussy

7. How did Akoss lost his virginity?

a.) by stallin a Depeche Mode CD
b.) with singing the fisse song
c.) with listening to a Depeche Mode CD
d.) with eating chilli beans in Laura's pina

8. Which of these foods wasn't eaten on the meeting?

a.) seafood
b.) chilli beans
c.) gulasch
d.) frikadeller

9. Who did not fell with the shopping cart?

a.) Akoss Poo
b.) Dinmor
c.) Zaki
d.) Diesel Joe

10. Who preparred the first dinner for us?

a.) Zaki
b.) Bonzai Joe
c.) Thomas
d.) Ole

11. What does ?l mean?

a.) pussy
b.) oil
c.) beer
d.) cupboard

12. Who put more chilli onto the stallin hell chilli beans?

a.) Akoss of course
b.) Ole
c.) Krys Toff
d.) Bonzai Joe

13. What is 'Middelfart'?

a.) a fart in the center of a room
b.) a fart in the middle of the road between Hannover and Aarhus
c.) a Danish town
d.) farting level betweel small fart and big fart

14. Who went to party into a Danish pub of these?

a.) JTK
b.) Zaki
c.) Bonzai Joe
d.) Diesel Joe

15. Who arrived first to the meeting of these?

a.) JTK
b.) Krys Toff
c.) Argammon
d.) Akoss and Zak

16. How many 4 cls of p?linka was drunk by Bonzai Joe on Saturday?

a.) 3
b.) 4
c.) 5
d.) 8

17. What did not happen on the meeting of these?

a.) Dinmor womanized
b.) Akoss Poo went at night into the cold sea for bathing
c.) Diesel Joe smoked
d.) Krys farted right into Akoss Poo's face

18. Who wasn't met by the stuntsers during the meeting?

a.) Ole
b.) Mickael
c.) Martin
d.) Lise

19. Who designed the P?linka track?

a.) Bonzai Joe
b.) Akoss Poo
c.) Ole
d.) Diesel Joe

20. Who did not try the stallin hell Pegasus in the tivoli park?

a.) Akoss Poo
b.) Dinmor
c.) Diesel Joe
d.) JTK

21. What made Zak almost vomit?

a.) the roundabout in the tivoli park
b.) Akoss Poo's constant farting
c.) 4 cl of p?linka
d.) shitty smell in Aarhus

22. Which girl was liked by Akoss Poo the most?

a.) Julia
b.) the rollercoaster girl
c.) the girl he bumped into at least 10 times in the car bumping ground
d.) the 'sporty fisse'

23. Did Diesel Joe suspend his vegetarianism for the meeting?

a.) no, he didn't
b.) yes, he did for the whole meeting
c.) yes, but only once
d.) yes, twice

24. Which game wasn't played by the stuntsers?

a.) minigolf
b.) Stunts
c.) table hockey
d.) they played all of these three

25. How many times did Zak b?ff?

a.) he never b?ffed
b.) once
c.) twice
d.) fourteen times