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#16
Chat - Misc / Re: Dream with Stunts pipsqueaks
January 22, 2008, 09:41:19 PM
i just say, this was the crappiest dream of one stunt pipsqueak ive had
#17
Chat - Misc / Re: Dream with Stunts pipsqueaks
January 22, 2008, 08:23:42 PM
a new dream.

this time i sat in a lancia delta integrale and saw CTG when he let spinned the wheels of his all new porsche 911. so i raced against CTG on ozd. it seemed we will be first if he didnt be silly to not turn right a little in a loop. i was 100 metres behind him and saw his car flying off the loop!!! :o

i fastly drove there asi saw the porsche laying on the roof, which was totally wrecked. i helped CTG out, he was hardly injured.  :'(

than i saw the porsche exploding and then i was transporting CTG into hospital. the doc said, he had a broken arm and both legs are broken.  :'(

3 months later will be dreamed soon!!!
#18
Chat - Misc / Re: MEAT!!!
January 20, 2008, 06:06:27 PM
mostly i eat meat, i like chicken and "kassler" the most. i like em most, cos chicken has fat, which i eat and "kassler is really tasty and when its ready to be eaten its red!
#19
Chat - Misc / MEAT!!!
January 20, 2008, 12:54:09 AM
me again here

i want to read, what u think about meat and which is your favourite meat sort
#20
Chat - Misc / Re: Dream with Stunts pipsqueaks
January 20, 2008, 12:29:05 AM
another dream

this time, ctg, akoss poo, me, chulk, bonzai joe, usrin, zaqrack and argammon sat on a table. we played a dice game with 2 dices, one has moved when the 6 appeared on top and one has to have 1 or 6 on top.i had the dice with the rule, that the six has be on the top and the other one was 3 pipsqueaks away from me. the dice came nearer and i didnt got the 6. oh crap i thought and suddenly i had the 2 dices and thats bad when someone got them both: he gets slapped! so ctg came with a guitar, akoss with a shoe, chulk with a wooden pipe, bonzai joe with a slapring, usrin with eggs, ROTTEN eggs zaqrack with a billard queue and argammon used balloons full with urine. so they began to attack me. ctg hammered the guitar on my head, so i fell in sleep. akoss the smashed his shoe in my nuts. chulk did it too with the wooden pipe. then BJ slapped me with the slapring into the face and zaqrack rammed the bilard queue in the stomach while they did the actions, usrin threw rotten eggs against me sleeping and argammon threw the balloons filled with urine against me. as i woke up, chulk slapped me on my eyes so i couldnt see something.when my eyes didnt hurt i went on toilet to urinize and i pissed blood. ouch again :o
#21
Chat - Misc / Re: GRRRRRRR... Psychotic room!!!
January 20, 2008, 12:04:15 AM
AAAAAAAARGH CRAP, I COULD KICK MY FATHERS NUTS, HE DID LET THE DOOR TO MY ROOM OPEN AND MY DOG STOLE A MODEL CAR AND ChOmP?D IT!!!!!!!!
#22
Chat - Misc / Re: Beer
January 19, 2008, 11:53:38 PM
its a beer with malt. it tastes great
#23
Chat - Misc / Re: Beer
January 17, 2008, 07:36:25 PM
did u tested karamalz?
#24
Chat - Misc / Re: WATCH THIS! WATCH THIS!!!
January 04, 2008, 01:05:44 AM
i am not dead, i looked from the background
#25
Chat - Misc / Re: WATCH THIS! WATCH THIS!!!
December 30, 2007, 09:30:23 AM
hey, theres a german word for vagina missing:muschi
#26
Chat - Misc / Re: Dream with Stunts pipsqueaks
December 30, 2007, 09:22:57 AM
lol, youre all NUTZ!!!

i had a dream, that i sat between akoss, ctg, BJ and chulk. they mocked eachother before they began to slap themselves, then they wanted to do a final attack and BASH. they hit me and i layed on the ground. ouch
#27
Month`s Tracks - USC / Re: Paks
November 10, 2007, 11:40:48 PM
small statement: no replay from me of racing this track cause i cant control that speed hungry beast
#28
Stunts Questions / Re: replay handling???
October 17, 2007, 05:52:36 AM
i drove my lap at usc fairly,and most are 1:xx:xx times, that are cheaters
#29
Stunts Questions / replay handling???
October 15, 2007, 11:35:36 PM
can i ask whats replay handling?? cos i dont know that
#30
Chat - Misc / Re: Shortest books
October 13, 2007, 03:39:28 PM
CTG-2 minutes are lame on ozd
StuntingHoschte-the way of a noob
Bonzai Joe-road rage in an indy
StuntingHoschte-10 minutes and stunts stopped
StuntingHoschte- My ass is my castle
CTG-to lazy to update USC
akoss poo- from trackmaker-noob to trackmaker-master
StuntingHoschte- stuntingHoschtes how tos: how to crash the indy into a lancia