i posted a contri to the french version of wikipedia. i always dreamt about being an encyclopaedist. http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stunts
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#42
General Chat - Kalpens / keep kalpen alive
June 07, 2005, 11:37:15 PM
first good luck to you...
then: can we expect in a more or less close future, some new kalpen tournament opening? its one of the greatest privilege to take part to a kalpen competition.
when you have got the internet access, you have got the time, you have got the fingers.... come on!!! please!!!! SOON!!! i cant wait!!
then: can we expect in a more or less close future, some new kalpen tournament opening? its one of the greatest privilege to take part to a kalpen competition.
when you have got the internet access, you have got the time, you have got the fingers.... come on!!! please!!!! SOON!!! i cant wait!!
#43
Chat - Misc / masturbation
May 12, 2005, 09:33:49 PM
nothing is a replacement for the real deal BUT masturbation helps perfect technique, endurance and control...I enjoy it! Enjoy it, argammon! you should try only once!!!
from lise:
We often masturbate together since our early teens. We have rituals. Most common is that I am sitting in an armchair frigging my bean. He will use my saggy tits with his dick squeezing them to a fuckable commodity. After a while he starts watching me and we are talking dirty, very dirty. Then the big decision his hot globs of seminal sludge over my dangling boobs, my crimson face or into my open mouth. As a housewife I prefer swallowing as there are less cum stains, as a slut I prefer gulping down too.
Orgasms by your own hand (or by means of a alanrotoi vibrator between my legs) are so different and much stronger than those during mere stallin. I think many couples have their sexual life in a similar way, but don't dare to confess.
from CTG:
I am 78, my wife 75, been together for 13 years. We are sexually active, just about every other day. My wife likes to occasionally masturbate me, has a really talented style.
from krys toff:
It's wonderful to read such happy and healthy stories about masturbation. I love to masturbate and do so several times a week, sometimes twice a day. My wife and I have been married for over 10 years, but in the midst of raising a family, work, school and other daily chunks of chaos, our sex lives at times don't mesh. That's when a good session of self love is in order.
from alanrotoi:
I wish masturbation had a bigger place in society. I love to masturbate. When my fianc? and I had been forcibly separated, masturbation became the only way I could fall asleep. When we're together, I usually masturbate after sex. I can't help it?I am just never finished.
from JTK:
In Germany we say no sex with a partner is as good as you imagine it while jerking off ?I found that to be very true in times!
so, you can see, argammon, there is no better method to lure the stress of competitions: MASTURBATION!
from lise:
We often masturbate together since our early teens. We have rituals. Most common is that I am sitting in an armchair frigging my bean. He will use my saggy tits with his dick squeezing them to a fuckable commodity. After a while he starts watching me and we are talking dirty, very dirty. Then the big decision his hot globs of seminal sludge over my dangling boobs, my crimson face or into my open mouth. As a housewife I prefer swallowing as there are less cum stains, as a slut I prefer gulping down too.
Orgasms by your own hand (or by means of a alanrotoi vibrator between my legs) are so different and much stronger than those during mere stallin. I think many couples have their sexual life in a similar way, but don't dare to confess.
from CTG:
I am 78, my wife 75, been together for 13 years. We are sexually active, just about every other day. My wife likes to occasionally masturbate me, has a really talented style.
from krys toff:
It's wonderful to read such happy and healthy stories about masturbation. I love to masturbate and do so several times a week, sometimes twice a day. My wife and I have been married for over 10 years, but in the midst of raising a family, work, school and other daily chunks of chaos, our sex lives at times don't mesh. That's when a good session of self love is in order.
from alanrotoi:
I wish masturbation had a bigger place in society. I love to masturbate. When my fianc? and I had been forcibly separated, masturbation became the only way I could fall asleep. When we're together, I usually masturbate after sex. I can't help it?I am just never finished.
from JTK:
In Germany we say no sex with a partner is as good as you imagine it while jerking off ?I found that to be very true in times!
so, you can see, argammon, there is no better method to lure the stress of competitions: MASTURBATION!
#44
Stunts Chat / ghost in the machine... what i like the most in a replay
May 04, 2005, 07:55:20 PM
when i rewatch old replays, just for pleasure and most of time just to review the car of the month possibilities, i love to feel that feeling:
i rewatch lots of old replays, just because i see lots of little details in them that make me happy. i like the replays of alanrotoi and roy wiegerinck. they are filled up with energy. you can feel the car wants to go faster, the wheels and suspension want to bounce higher. as if there was a ghost in the machine.
i love the feeling of redriving the track with alanrotoi or roy's eyes.
why roy stopped driving? and CAP? and parano? and bismark? and ben snel? pershing II? ruepel?
i rewatch lots of old replays, just because i see lots of little details in them that make me happy. i like the replays of alanrotoi and roy wiegerinck. they are filled up with energy. you can feel the car wants to go faster, the wheels and suspension want to bounce higher. as if there was a ghost in the machine.
i love the feeling of redriving the track with alanrotoi or roy's eyes.
why roy stopped driving? and CAP? and parano? and bismark? and ben snel? pershing II? ruepel?
#45
Stunts Chat / did you taste the english of paleke?
May 03, 2005, 01:04:07 PM
well i tasted it, because i want to send a time in WSC. but i changed for the spanish version 
which i understand better 
prediction game: who can understand this sentence?
First that nothing: Happy day of the worker to all those that are it or they went (and a all those that as I they have the intention to be it, but still not them it backed water).
LOL!
my prediction: I think he tells in a few words how he wants to skid all the french men by the painful method of fisting.
which i understand better prediction game: who can understand this sentence?
First that nothing: Happy day of the worker to all those that are it or they went (and a all those that as I they have the intention to be it, but still not them it backed water).
LOL!
my prediction: I think he tells in a few words how he wants to skid all the french men by the painful method of fisting.
#46
World Stunts Meeting 2005 / french pre-meeting
April 30, 2005, 11:22:32 PM
hi
i plan to attend the world air show in le bourget on the 17-20 of june 2005. I am on the verge of buying the train tickets. as trilbardou is 30kms away from le bourget, i guess i can sleep at krys? can i? if yes, i will be arriving at trilbardou on the friday 16 june at 18.00 gmt +1. I will be having a coffee at the village scummbar and ask for someone called krystoff in the vicinity. I will attend the air show and come back home in hendaye on monday 20 june.
if the trip is fun, perhaps i will do it again in july to go to hannover with krys and cut his car expenses by two on the trip. that could help.
i plan to attend the world air show in le bourget on the 17-20 of june 2005. I am on the verge of buying the train tickets. as trilbardou is 30kms away from le bourget, i guess i can sleep at krys? can i? if yes, i will be arriving at trilbardou on the friday 16 june at 18.00 gmt +1. I will be having a coffee at the village scummbar and ask for someone called krystoff in the vicinity. I will attend the air show and come back home in hendaye on monday 20 june.
if the trip is fun, perhaps i will do it again in july to go to hannover with krys and cut his car expenses by two on the trip. that could help.
#47
Chat - Misc / superbowl
January 23, 2005, 02:22:59 PM
the playoffs are soon over tonight with two super matches in the battle for the superbowl.
atlanta philadelphia
new england pittsburgh
i would be pleased with an atlantean victory in the next superbowl.
atlanta philadelphia
new england pittsburgh
i would be pleased with an atlantean victory in the next superbowl.
#48
Stunts Chat / stunts valhalla. the storyboard.
January 15, 2005, 06:27:25 PM
I'll work on it here.
page one
full page
the dos prompt and the stunts game homepage
page two
full page
comment: "once upon a day in the stunts valhalla"
characters: two walkyries are flying the stunts valhalla sky.
scenery: space, sun, stars, valhalla is a big wheel, a big eye, or a big zero in the skies.
page three
FULL PAGE
scenery: zooming on the stunts valhalla center, a big water fall in the center and six temples surrounding it.
characters: walkyries fly by
page four
caption one: indy car speeding to the left in power gear
caption two: indy car speeding up in power gear comment power gear!!! scenery a pine and a cactus
caption three: dashboard view near a jump. comment edge jump!! scenery a building clouds in the sky
caption four: driver on the left a tunnel from the sky on the right. comments and now the tunnel !!! just before the finish line.
page five
caption one comment rOOOR! indy car turning right and jumping the jump on
caption two lanscape the mountains comments 4d sports driving.
page six
caption one in dy car speeding to the finish line after another tunnel
caption two the finish line opens to the stunts valhalla
caption three a body is falling in the void
caption four satellite view of the stunts valhalla comment then as it happens every year for the stunts pipsqueaks, valhalla opens and the best got warped for the race of their life, up there in the stunts oracle temple, in the fourth dimension. concrete blocks temple, oracle temple, bridge tube corks and loop temples
page seven
caption one scenery a greek temple ruin
caption two the stunts giant LCD screen
caption three rod serling appears comments stunts zone
caption four character: rod serling. he will come back as a voice off, a commentator for the adventure. high above at the edge of the world we re searching for glory and peace whene the time has come we will see our return to theland of the free some times you win sometimes you lose in the distance is a lying a place from where you cannot escape. believe it or not, you are trapped in THE STUNTS ZONE
page eight
full page...
presentation page of the concrete blocks chapter.
page nine
caption one up view inside the stunts oracle temple. the stunts lcd wide screen displays a galaxy three pipsqueaks are waiting: comment: soon stunts pipsqueaks from earth gather neart the oracle temple widescreen
caption two oracle's eyes in the screen three pipsqueaks are waiting: alain, alanrotoi and bonzai joe. comment welcome
page ten
caption one comment you will face the stunts gods one by one, in the stunts temples and on their favorite tracks scenery the screen characters the three pipsqueaks and the oracle Helen (lets change her for alanrotoi photos)
caption two oracle Helen changes into a flying skull comment the living skull
caption three the skull says "there you can"
caption four alanrotoi with his licking tongue out, as always scnery the temple door the skull says "become"
caption five we see alain and bonzai joe s back and the skull says s"tunt gods"
caption six the skull says follow me to the first temple we see the three faces of the stunts pipsqueaks.
page eleven
caption one we see the concrete blocks temple in the irror of the stunts oracle cabrio she says 'this is some piece of a cabrio"
caption two the stunts cabrio comments "ladies and bladies, the famous oracle mobile"
caption three the concrete blocks temple in the distance. route 666 panel, a walkyrie flyes by
caption four skull screaming get in!
page twelve
caption one the pipsqueaks are seated and the sjull is driving
comment being stunts champions dont allow you to
caption two the car wont start coment crii bommm
caption three well lets walk today the pipsqueaks and the skull are emabarrassed.
caption four the pipsqueaks are walking to the temple the oracle tries to get the car starting. alanrotoi says okay i hope there are bones in the stunts cemetary i am hungry alain says lets walk baby BJ says byebye hae fun skulls oracle
caption four alain says concrete blocks temple here we are BJ says you said? to alanrotoi alan says i am hungry, i need a bone, remmebr i am a dog! warf look!!
page thirty
caption one comment friiii! the oracle misses alanrotoi and stops.
caption two skull says " i hate poewr gear the lever is locked on oraclemobile
caption three skull says here lives the great stunts master fdzierva if you beat him you will survive.
caption four alanrotoi says i am afraid i need a tree bj says oh please
the temple opens itself.
THIS IS THE STORY WRITTEN TILL NOW... HERE STARTS THE STORYBOARD FOR THE REST OF THE ADVENTURE. YOU CAN COPY AND PASTE IT TO ADD YOUR OWN IDEAS for a sequel.
page one
full page
the dos prompt and the stunts game homepage
page two
full page
comment: "once upon a day in the stunts valhalla"
characters: two walkyries are flying the stunts valhalla sky.
scenery: space, sun, stars, valhalla is a big wheel, a big eye, or a big zero in the skies.
page three
FULL PAGE
scenery: zooming on the stunts valhalla center, a big water fall in the center and six temples surrounding it.
characters: walkyries fly by
page four
caption one: indy car speeding to the left in power gear
caption two: indy car speeding up in power gear comment power gear!!! scenery a pine and a cactus
caption three: dashboard view near a jump. comment edge jump!! scenery a building clouds in the sky
caption four: driver on the left a tunnel from the sky on the right. comments and now the tunnel !!! just before the finish line.
page five
caption one comment rOOOR! indy car turning right and jumping the jump on
caption two lanscape the mountains comments 4d sports driving.
page six
caption one in dy car speeding to the finish line after another tunnel
caption two the finish line opens to the stunts valhalla
caption three a body is falling in the void
caption four satellite view of the stunts valhalla comment then as it happens every year for the stunts pipsqueaks, valhalla opens and the best got warped for the race of their life, up there in the stunts oracle temple, in the fourth dimension. concrete blocks temple, oracle temple, bridge tube corks and loop temples
page seven
caption one scenery a greek temple ruin
caption two the stunts giant LCD screen
caption three rod serling appears comments stunts zone
caption four character: rod serling. he will come back as a voice off, a commentator for the adventure. high above at the edge of the world we re searching for glory and peace whene the time has come we will see our return to theland of the free some times you win sometimes you lose in the distance is a lying a place from where you cannot escape. believe it or not, you are trapped in THE STUNTS ZONE
page eight
full page...
presentation page of the concrete blocks chapter.
page nine
caption one up view inside the stunts oracle temple. the stunts lcd wide screen displays a galaxy three pipsqueaks are waiting: comment: soon stunts pipsqueaks from earth gather neart the oracle temple widescreen
caption two oracle's eyes in the screen three pipsqueaks are waiting: alain, alanrotoi and bonzai joe. comment welcome
page ten
caption one comment you will face the stunts gods one by one, in the stunts temples and on their favorite tracks scenery the screen characters the three pipsqueaks and the oracle Helen (lets change her for alanrotoi photos)
caption two oracle Helen changes into a flying skull comment the living skull
caption three the skull says "there you can"
caption four alanrotoi with his licking tongue out, as always scnery the temple door the skull says "become"
caption five we see alain and bonzai joe s back and the skull says s"tunt gods"
caption six the skull says follow me to the first temple we see the three faces of the stunts pipsqueaks.
page eleven
caption one we see the concrete blocks temple in the irror of the stunts oracle cabrio she says 'this is some piece of a cabrio"
caption two the stunts cabrio comments "ladies and bladies, the famous oracle mobile"
caption three the concrete blocks temple in the distance. route 666 panel, a walkyrie flyes by
caption four skull screaming get in!
page twelve
caption one the pipsqueaks are seated and the sjull is driving
comment being stunts champions dont allow you to
caption two the car wont start coment crii bommm
caption three well lets walk today the pipsqueaks and the skull are emabarrassed.
caption four the pipsqueaks are walking to the temple the oracle tries to get the car starting. alanrotoi says okay i hope there are bones in the stunts cemetary i am hungry alain says lets walk baby BJ says byebye hae fun skulls oracle
caption four alain says concrete blocks temple here we are BJ says you said? to alanrotoi alan says i am hungry, i need a bone, remmebr i am a dog! warf look!!
page thirty
caption one comment friiii! the oracle misses alanrotoi and stops.
caption two skull says " i hate poewr gear the lever is locked on oraclemobile
caption three skull says here lives the great stunts master fdzierva if you beat him you will survive.
caption four alanrotoi says i am afraid i need a tree bj says oh please
the temple opens itself.
THIS IS THE STORY WRITTEN TILL NOW... HERE STARTS THE STORYBOARD FOR THE REST OF THE ADVENTURE. YOU CAN COPY AND PASTE IT TO ADD YOUR OWN IDEAS for a sequel.
#49
Stunts Chat / stunts musics and remixes
January 13, 2005, 09:04:54 PM
please add your known mp3, midi, wav, act, mpg4, deliplayer, roland board, suzuki keyboard stunts musics here!!!
#50
Chat - Misc / happy new year
January 01, 2005, 09:41:11 PM
happy new year from three friends with a nice view on budapest!!!
#51
Stunts Chat / SPD pedals
December 11, 2004, 05:19:56 PM
i have a pair of SPD shoes, and i feel some hard part just on the foot where the SPD pedal is attached... did i mount them correctly? do i need to read the manual? HELP!!! is it normal?
#52
France Stunts Championship / france stunts Hendaye 2004 june 28 - july 31
June 28, 2004, 08:08:30 PM
its an indy car track, i think its cool, just play for fun. I will try to add another good competition to the stunts portal if only there are pipsqueaks interested.
#53
France Stunts Championship / do you want FSC 2004
February 22, 2004, 10:32:43 AM
do you want it?
#54
Chat - Misc / chatroom silenced
February 19, 2004, 01:27:58 PM
just to signal it, i know it will be fixed soon: #stunts does not voice anyone
#55
Stunts Chat / Rivalization...
February 08, 2004, 10:42:42 AM
"On a human level, he's more false than anyone I have ever known"
Alain Prost on Ayrton Senna, Autosport 23/30 December 1993
Alain Prost on Ayrton Senna, Autosport 23/30 December 1993
#56
Chat - Misc / windows problem
January 28, 2004, 09:44:33 PM
when i put the cursor on a exe icon or a mp3 icon, windows xp reboots... or shows what is called a blue screen of the death
any idea to solve it?
stop: 0x0000008E related to i81xdnt5.dll
and ok dont tell me to format c: and reinstall windows... im not this kind of patsy.
any idea to solve it?
stop: 0x0000008E related to i81xdnt5.dll
and ok dont tell me to format c: and reinstall windows... im not this kind of patsy.
#57
Chat - Misc / Avatars of Santa Claus
December 16, 2003, 10:31:58 AM
where is my avatar?
this can be krys avatar
this can be krys avatar
#59
Stunts Chat / h?h? read this thread its my all time favorite
November 20, 2003, 02:40:07 PM
i think it contains everything to explain what is happening today
http://stunts.mine.nu/forum/viewtopic.php?t=517&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0
a funny excerpt from this just reminds me something? and you?
I will just quote what you said and give you my answers,maybe communication won't be so difficult that way.
1)'Today I wrote the following to the famous Argammon'
A:Quite unnecessary introduction,I never said I am famous,especially not at stunts '
2)'You were active in March, I know, but with weak replays'
A:Weak replays? I would say that is not true because you only took the lead like 2 or 3 days before the end of the month and the other competitors were far behind my times during 95% of the month.
3)'I'm sure you had a replay in April, but it was too weak'
A:Nope,like every month I start racing the time w/o replay handling and don't save the replays.I might have saved them if I had known I had no more time to drive last month.
I have a good proof:Look at last years track when they raced with the 962,I had a bad time which I send in and had no oppertunity to do better.It would have been the same this month if I had few more days left to drive!I really don't have a problem sending in bad replays since racing games ain't my strong point really.
4)'Now I can say I managed to do this, it was very easy I think.) You had a weak replay, you waited until the last few days, but you got ill, and you s*cked, didn't you??? (You won't admit it, I know...) That's it.'
A:Basically the same answer as above.I still wonder why you pick on me.Bonzai won the month with a replay he send in last day not me.....
You have no reason to pick on.I have had several reasons which were all more important than stunts to me.And I guess I can descide if I send a replay or not.
only alain, argammon and ultra orthodox jews can argue with that energy
http://stunts.mine.nu/forum/viewtopic.php?t=517&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0
a funny excerpt from this just reminds me something? and you?
I will just quote what you said and give you my answers,maybe communication won't be so difficult that way.
1)'Today I wrote the following to the famous Argammon'
A:Quite unnecessary introduction,I never said I am famous,especially not at stunts '
2)'You were active in March, I know, but with weak replays'
A:Weak replays? I would say that is not true because you only took the lead like 2 or 3 days before the end of the month and the other competitors were far behind my times during 95% of the month.
3)'I'm sure you had a replay in April, but it was too weak'
A:Nope,like every month I start racing the time w/o replay handling and don't save the replays.I might have saved them if I had known I had no more time to drive last month.
I have a good proof:Look at last years track when they raced with the 962,I had a bad time which I send in and had no oppertunity to do better.It would have been the same this month if I had few more days left to drive!I really don't have a problem sending in bad replays since racing games ain't my strong point really.
4)'Now I can say I managed to do this, it was very easy I think.) You had a weak replay, you waited until the last few days, but you got ill, and you s*cked, didn't you??? (You won't admit it, I know...) That's it.'
A:Basically the same answer as above.I still wonder why you pick on me.Bonzai won the month with a replay he send in last day not me.....
You have no reason to pick on.I have had several reasons which were all more important than stunts to me.And I guess I can descide if I send a replay or not.
only alain, argammon and ultra orthodox jews can argue with that energy
