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#16
Live Races / Re: It's Payback time! (2026-03-01)
February 27, 2026, 06:10:12 PM
Hello my friends!

Let's go, can we test the server before the competition? Last time I just couldn't drive, the server was slow on my end. I'll choose the silver car.
#17
Season's Chat - CCC / Re: CCC04R1 - Dual-Tip
February 22, 2026, 05:59:21 PM
Hello my friends,

Thank you Duplode and stanceboyCZ for a great competition! My congratulations go up to Spoonboy and Victor Narl! Congratulations to both and thank you for participating to everyone! Special thanks to Ryoma, whose talent at creating wonderful cars allow us to play our hobby on the next level of realism!

Now onto next month cars!

Alain il Professore.

P.S. : Even when the hot fever of this month competition has dropped already, you can always drop a better time on France Stunts "Dual-Tip" track permanent competition https://www.hyperionracingteam.win/fsc25/user_tracks.php
#18
Season's chat - R4K / Re: 2026 - Guest Tracks - R4K
February 07, 2026, 11:01:28 AM
Hello my friends,

I'd like to prepare a track with a decent set of cars suited for a good time attack, in november.

Yours, Alain il Professore.
#19
Competition 2026 / Re: ZCT294 excluded replays
February 04, 2026, 11:27:31 AM
Hello my friend,

Thanks for the heads up, Duplode. I trust your view and I think I have mistakenly played on the wrong game window at some time while I was copying CTG's trajectory.

It can happen, but it's not a professional move at all and I beg the pardon to all of Hyperion Teammates that I will cheer from the sidelines... Go fetch the final victory, team! I'm so proud of you!!!

I also beg your pardon, all Zakstunts competitors that must have felt robbed and stripped of PTB time.

I finally beg the pardon to all admins of zakstunts. You are due the respect you deserve for your hard work overviewing the offensive replays posted (sometimes inadvertently).

I will make sure it never happens again.

Yours, Alain il Professore.
#20
Hello my friend,

Keep CCC active. It's a great competition because it allows us to discover and play more cars.

Alain il Professore.
#21
Quote from: FabulousFurlough on January 29, 2026, 08:37:44 PMIf you guys have any "old DOS game cracking" questions, I'll answer what I can. 

We didn't crack those games, in fact, we had friends handing us... photocopies of the manual. But thank you for your efforts. The Stunts source code is lost, and the community has been searching for indirect exe decoding for years. Happy to know it was a built in feature after all those years. I'm sure memory freeze reverse engineers will love your insights.

I'm interested in an interview solely about the Stunts cracking process. I'll PM you.
#22
Team Zone / Re: Hyperion Racing Team
January 11, 2026, 10:11:50 PM
Hello my friends,

Hyperion Racing Team is now on Bluesky... yes, we also learned to leave the garage sometimes.
https://bsky.app/profile/hyperionracingteam.bsky.social

We'll post quick team news, race stuff, and maybe a screenshot when a shortcut goes "creative" (never happend, obviously).

Wish you all the best, come say hi there... Soon™.
#23
Hello my friends,

As a founding member of Hyperion Racing Team, I just want to say a big THANKS for offering this competition. It's the kind of gift that keeps the community alive... and makes us all reinstall Stunts "just for one run" (yeah civ fans, right).

My warm congratulations go to every participant, I can name them all here : Spoonboy, StanceboyCZ, Alan Rotoi the real (ALA) btw, Duplode, CAS. I want to congratulate also my friend Victor, sbasiba bolchoi tabaritch, pajalousta, keep delivering your wheel art answers thru next CCC special season! Next time, you wont be advantaged by orthodox holidays ;)

At Hyperion Racing Team, we will be your guests again. Will be there, ready to fight for milliseconds, dignity, and maybe a bit of glory. Congrats for the initiative, and thanks again for sharing the fun with everyone.

Thanks for reading, and wish you all the best, STUNTS CCC ... GG.
#24
Competition 2026 / Re: Custom cars for 2026
January 10, 2026, 04:19:08 PM
Hello my friends,

This pack looks pretty damn tasty... Melange + Testarossa is already "ZakStunts heritage" meets "Italian ego", so yes please. The Monster Truck + Siluro combo is pure chaos, and I mean that as a compliment :)

FW12C will be the "no PG, no mercy" slot, so expect some broken keyboards and heroic excuses... but ok, we need one car like that each year. If someday u still want a real LM002 rival, bring the Niva and let the slow wars begin.

Wish you all the best ... and hurry, I want to complain (with all sweet teeth out) early this season. 😉
#25
Season's Chat - CCC / Re: CCC03R2 - Sweden-3
January 04, 2026, 03:43:12 PM
Congratulations to Victor Narl for achieving 6 victories in CCC!!! 🥇

Thank you Duplode for publishing the results, and GG Alan Rotoi, Spoonboy and stanceboyCZ.
#26
Season's Chat - CCC / Re: CCC03R1 - Rally Square
December 28, 2025, 06:02:47 PM
Hello my Stunts friends,

Thank you Duplode and thank you Spoonboy I very much liked your helicopter run. Very spectacular! Thanks to the car designers, their hard work brought this great race to life!

Congratulations to the winner of the first leg : Victor Narl  :-* .

Great job from the admins and track designers. I have only one regret, Marlboro R5 is meant to excel for ice skating, and it was not ready soon enough.

Soon™ Preview video

#27
Team Zone / Re: Teams for 2026
December 27, 2025, 08:13:59 PM
Hello my friends,

Hyperion Racing Team 26 are Zapper, Victor Narl and Alain il Professore. Vacant slot to be announced later.

I must add Renato Biker is our guest consultant for the team.

Wish you all the best for 2026!
#28
France Stunts Championship / FSC5 - PAU - december 2025
December 03, 2025, 09:26:06 PM
Hey everyone,

I've just finished putting together a brand-new track and I wanted to share it with you all. It's a kind of tribute to the old Formula 3000 days at the Pau Grand Prix, mixed with a climb toward the Col d'Aubisque — but done the Stunts way.

The layout is tight where it needs to be, open where it counts, and just tricky enough to keep things interesting. Water crossings and long tunnels make sure the run never becomes completely free-style... but they still leave enough room for creativity if you want to take risks. It's one of those circuits where you constantly ask yourself: "Am I playing safe, or am I going for glory?"

I'd really like to know what you think
Will you join the race? Rules are FREE.
Are you taking part in this month's challenge, or will the mountain roads, hidden shortcuts, and tunnel dives scare you away?

Drop a message if you're in. I'd love to see how far you can push this one past Stunts oracle time at 02:04.75.

See you on track! 🏁
#29
One last message — let's end this right

This may be the last message I ever send you. Please read it carefully and answer it well.

Now that you've had your vengeance, let's make peace—on my terms. I will wipe the slate clean between us if you push for a reform of the competition format. You're smart enough to know it was never about you; I argued for change for the greater good of all ZakStunts pipsqueaks, you included. Imagine the respect you'd earn by proving you can win a title with a fair rate of PG cars.

I don't know if you'll still be playing next year. I don't know if I will either. Perhaps ten months from now I'll be gone and you'll still be here, wondering what you could have done to mend things with "Alain il Professore." I don't know what the next year holds for either of us. I'd rather we choose reconciliation now than look back wishing we had.

I know how much it will cost you to reach out. But this is your last chance to show —with actions, not words— that you regret the past.

Reflect carefully. Let's put this to rest as adults who fought the battles our passions told us were right. I'll be happy if you can find peace and one day say: "I'm Alain il Professore's Stunts friend — no regrets, no remorse."

— Alain il Professore
#30
I agree with Victor. Those proposals are common sense, but more than that the words of wisdom of a veteran player that knows all the tricks in the game better than us. He's not reached the maximum ELO of Stunts by mistake.