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#16
Beauty / the flying frenchman
November 01, 2006, 10:46:03 AM
In the end of this replay I do something i only dreamt about before accomplishing it: I pass the finish line in the most unpredictable way an opponent could imagine. The quality of the replay is extra terrestrial and this gives a "demolishing" edge to the replay, because nobody else is statistically supposed to do it on this same track: One of the few top pipsqueak is supposed to produce only one replay like this every ten tracks.

It happened in 2004 competition on z39 caleidoscope and I was part of the team called mimas racing.

#17
Competition 2006 / Re: ZCT 68 - Armed
October 29, 2006, 10:30:32 PM
Quote from: CTG on October 25, 2006, 04:41:11 PM
Boring track, really boring. Push, turn, push, turn, push, turn, jump, keep powergear, push, push, push, push...

yep such hunching stunts things that we cherish. like those!



yum come to poppa sharapova you dirty Helen!
#18
Stunts Chat / Re: Legendary races
October 27, 2006, 01:01:42 AM
okay, I have two questions about legendary races and... legendary pipsqueaks, of which the more important to me is the last one:

hey, alanrotoi, did your z16 lap was ten seconds faster than mine because you hide your time or because I drove it ten seconds slower than yours? I developed a complex since then: of course, buoyed by the effect of this setback and some others, it made me become the first french stunts champion next year, but I could never be a champion again because of an army of latinoes... the history would have been simpler if you didnt send this replay: I would have been winning z16, z17, z18, z19, z20 and until probably z70... in a row. I would be the master of the universe by... 2007. Because of a stupid acura trick called the "magic carpet". Before z16 everybody replay handled, even nailwood told it, but z16 marked the end of the civilization of the normal replay handling pipsqueaks, and marked the beginning of the civilization of the bug chasers.

Who will be the only pipsqueak able to win two zakstunts championships in his life? Active candidates are ayrton, bonzai joe, gutix, and me. possible candidates are ayrton and me. probable candidate is renato.


hell the skid am I old enough to remember the williams renault active suspension controversy??
#19
Stunts Chat / Re: Budapest MTK - Videoton Parmalat
October 27, 2006, 12:22:35 AM
budapest MTK is impressive with eight victories in a row! but videoton won twice recently and I think they can hope to play a european spot. Are there more than one european spot in hungary? or only one for intertoto for the leader :)

I still cannot believe ekranas was outplayed by vilnius in lithuania!!! one penalty and one sold referee... come on its totonero!!!
#20
Quote from: al il professore on July 03, 2006, 09:48:13 PM
Quote from: Akoss PooThey scored 9 goals in 5 matches, that's not too few. And only 1 (own) goals scored against.

yes, impressive, the best team of the world cup.

perhaps marcello lippi, which coached zinedine zidane for two calcio titles in 97 and 98, knows him well enough to make france lose. perhaps materazzi has a plan against zidane to injure him during the finals. perhaps italy is the best team in the world.

i dont get a thing, since one week, everything is crazy, and i will need one year to understand what is happening AGAIN.

france is on fire. even the best team in the world is nothing against it.

I still didnt understand what happened and I dont know how I predicted the world cup so well... materazzi had not a plan to injured zidane in the finals, he is too smart for that, he had a plan to book out zidane in the world cup finals... the outcome of this match STILL HURTS!!!
#21
Stunts Questions / Re: original stunts source code
October 26, 2006, 08:42:29 PM
pickell is still selling cars, donkey toy cars at www.scale18.com

I dont want to change anything in stunts now... (oh my god! It sounds like bonzai joe's words!) stunts must remain stunts. there will be nerds like me playing stunts in ten years (but not better than me)

join me! http://www.zvdk.nl/1.5/rightnow.php I play counter strike (the old one) on some populated servers like benden, ... I am il professore *FR*

BOOM!!! HEADSHOT!!!
#22
Stunts Chat / Re: Budapest MTK - Videoton Parmalat
October 26, 2006, 03:00:57 PM
lol, and orion cannot win the champ without mingva the greatest king
#23
Stunts Chat / Budapest MTK - Videoton Parmalat
October 26, 2006, 11:11:15 AM
Do you think mtk budapest can put Zalaegerszeg 5 points away beating videoton?
#24
Chat - Misc / Re: Blog
October 14, 2006, 12:47:34 AM
one blog to make you lose money, and probably cause your personal bankrupcy... dont bet what you can't afford to lose, dont bet the rent bills and/or your life... don't bet, immature kids! http://alilprobets.blogspot.com
#25
Chat - Misc / Re: Slovak chat
October 14, 2006, 12:40:27 AM
why on earth artmedia is so low in championship with so spectacular scores! Tomorrow, they will probably lose again against ruzomberok.

and zilina will win. again.
#26
infos about hungarian football are VERY interesting for punters... while we know that they will ALWAYS lose the away match in european leagues :), we have also some infos about local derbys... sometimes you can win a lot on those! OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND SPREAD YOUR LEGS DEBRECEN, maybe LILLE, the most weak french team we got is coming for you :)
#27
in football france lithuania soon for euro 2008 and the first france italy without materazzi
#28
now i want two things:

1. italy should always be remembered as the bad winner of worldcup 2006, and when i say always, i mean even after football has ended or changed to another sport, people will say about italy: ah! those who stole the 2006 world cup to zidane?

2. some sort of "malediction" must fall on all of those players that won the world cup against france: they will be charged on doping, or they will all die in a couple of years, or whatever. or perhaps their club will be indicted in corruption affairs and they will have a salary cut next season? :)
#29
zidane is a hero, he deserved this end. a monument. nobody will never forget him ever! the best player in the WOOOOOOORLD.
#30
ctg, years of hungarian championship in football totally messed up your football taste. its obvious france will beat (probably crush) the portugal eleven (the portugal ten?)

france 98 and 2006: the widow makers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsuALoTnGpM&search=italian%20football%20training