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dear shatterhand: i read that auto trans in ur opinion is equal to manual... try manual...

AH AH AH AH AH

i like helen, i am a trivia freak, u cant beat me, u lose... feel pain.

list of my best friends:

mingva: robot from lithuania
alanrotoi: puppy from argentinian
krystoff: lover from france
stunts: game from mindscape
ramses: dog from hendaye

list of my worse enemies:

shakazulu from the zulus
frederick II from the germans
Elizabeth II from the english
Stalin from the russians

I am Napoleon

list of my favorites chicks:

jodie foster
andie mc dowell
tom jones
juliette lewis
salma hayek
the insect queen in starshiptroopers
and...
heather brooke (ideepthroat dot com)

alain prost... le professeur.

aah helen  

she likes pounding ass cars.

pas encore vu... sorry, i promised to race there, but i cant... sorry

hey stop speaking, because i need ISA... i need ISA!!! do u understand? only ISA can be ISA!!!!

stop speaking, i got proofs u earn a mass destruction weapon called indy car...

post the first track of the new year and thats it!

hey shatterhand? did u listen what alanrotoi and bonzai joe said? and believed them? oh nooooo

go to the ancient tracks sections, download all the replays, watch them and do the same

win time in the curves, its nothing but the curves, and u will beat alanrotoi and bonzai joe very soon...

find a good team to join, orion got room for u... i dont believe any other team is better than mine. here u can find argammon, the shortcut killer, and sixth gear expert, mingva 'the machine', krystoff 'frenchie lover' leo ramone 'huahuahua' and alain 'il professore'

fasten ur seatbelt, beat ur own times before beating the others' and have fun in friendly competition.

see you on the scoreboard

NO WAR PLEASE

i played once on default and exploded the previous record in the sky. no matter who plays against u there, u will be beaten by alanrotoi... dont play in permanent competition, its permanent. u still got time when america empire has fallen to prove u are the best at permanent competition. once upon a time, someone said that here the times were the best in all time. prove it. drive your best, and u can say, noone had race faster than me on default track or joes curves... magic

i loved TDC. my tracks were the best.

try harder?

when u arent able to race on zack comp... loser...

eat your pain... u cant play on any race now...

I suggest u tried to find some shortcuts on zack comp, it would be better for ur brain... and stop telling others how to do this and that, u lose on buenos aires. i almost beat ur puny time there AH AH AH AH AH AH

errh.. stop politics, rotoi, u will be mayor of stunts city, thats all... international politics to... able politicians like great consul G W BUSH jr.

and stunts mafia. why dont u send a faster rpl on z22? because of resolution 1441?

note that i received a rpl from shortcutfinder, and wasnt able to read it. if someone send a rpl like that again, i will be forced to open it with an older version of stunts. believe that its my passion , so i will try to open it any way i can do that, but, its fastidious. send rpls from broderbund version 1.1 if it has reached yet your puny country.

NO WAR... PLEASE.

disarm bush.

i had a moment designing a track, somewhere near UTOPIA, a famous city, here and then, and it was called NO WAR.

drive fast, make love to your car.