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#1861
General Chat - ZSC / How to get through a wall?
November 03, 2002, 12:01:03 AM
another topic opposed me and rotoi on this subject

here http://zak.webdream.hu/forum/viewtopic.php?t=52

my point of view: It was allowed on halloween day. now u cant do it again, because air isnt filled with enough paranormal activities.

Or: follow the steps:

go to the wall, at low speed. walking speed.

the car's nose must penetrate the wall. at low speed u will breakthru.

when u did this once, u can do it several times, faster and faster.

Penetrate a wall, fast, be the fastest to do it.... MMMH

Yeah, I know it feels like u were a giant spermatozoid. But here u cant feel the pressure of thousand other opponents. Just twenty of them.
#1862
France Stunts Championship / Penalty
November 02, 2002, 05:48:45 PM
last explanation i found: i am a dumbass not to watch rpls  :shock: carefully. I am so preoccupied by my position on the other competitions that...

:oops:

Ming: The problem as it happened:

krys sent a rpl with a concrete block breakthru.

I penalized him   :)

As we share our rpls in orion team (our strength) krys remind me that Ming breakthrued also

I penalized them both  :lol:

(because i want my teamates to be the last on FSC. MUAHUAHUAHUAHUA.)

:twisted:   :twisted:   :twisted:

advice to orion team: stop breaking the rules will solve the problem. ISA rules: no concrete block breakthru.

I tell u: in FSC, we share ISA rules (but u can cut the corkscrews left or right hu hu hu hu hu)
#1863
Chat - Misc / Stunts MessageCenter Possibly Moving
November 01, 2002, 09:02:17 PM
just dont disable it, dont use it. please. be kind.
#1864
Stunts Questions / Permanent tracks
November 01, 2002, 03:13:22 PM
what is the spustnischk? :D
#1865
Chat - Misc / Stunts MessageCenter Possibly Moving
November 01, 2002, 03:12:16 PM
dont post anymore. leave us in peace.

and stop quoting whatever and giving an url at each word, its boring.
#1866
Chat - Misc / Stunts MessageCenter Possibly Moving
October 31, 2002, 11:08:14 PM
Mingva, if u dont like me, like pershing does, and like... all the holy creation?

with me its three... thats a big percentage.

ur board sux... poor robored, when i see how u treat him, i dont want to be a modo there

ur competition sux, even not begun...

ur mind sux... wash it. Twice. And wash ur mouth too. Dont u call mingva nothing or...

lets give no input to it... lets output...
#1867
Chat - Misc / Stunts MessageCenter Possibly Moving
October 31, 2002, 10:35:55 PM
Hello, u know i dont like to criticize, so:

1. Do not bother me about any penalty time you get, penalties will be your problem.  AHAAHAAHAH reminds me something. ;)

2. Do not edit or modify the contest track. LOL impossible to find silliest rule


3. You can use any car you like. It can be a cheat car or it can be one of the original cars that comes with the game. SO. Lets all choose freely the skoda. I think its the fastest and easiest to drive. I will find another rocket.


4. You can use any version of "Stunts" or "4D Sports Driving" you like. There are aplenty! I only now two worth it versions.

5. Do not take shortcuts. WHAT DA FACK? What is a short cut?

6. You can form a team or you can take the monthly track by yourself. What DA FACK AGAIN... Can i go  p*** during the race or what?

7. There is no prize for the winner of each contest. First place winner will be entered in high score table on High Scores Page and everyone who entered each contest will be entered on the scoreboard for that month with their time and country. SO COOL! I crave to enter this another-QL-n-dumbish-competition-o-the-death


8. Don't let anyone else (besides me) know your best time until after it is put on the scoreboard. MUAHahahaah huahuahuahuahuahua


9. Most important...Have fun. U COULD AVOID THE NINETH POINT


EVERYTHING IS OKAY. BUT WHEN U DELETE MESSAGES FROM OTHER PEOPLE IN UR MESSAGE CENTER, OR BAN OTHER ONES... U SIMPLY DESERVE THE RANK O HAIL-TO-CESAR OF THE MONTH.

Go think about it sucka'

and u should come here with a weapon next time 8((((
#1868
ISA-IRC: Replay Handling / don't believe everything
October 31, 2002, 06:04:23 PM
their problem: not so regular drivers.

nothing to say more. U cant be reliable if u are leaving soon.
#1869
Permanent Competition / Default
October 31, 2002, 05:56:03 PM
rem...

little rem...

just to tell everybody that...

He cant judge.

this one thinks he is better than his ass.

Compare some real stunts driver, that won several times in a row (Roy, Rotoi can give lessons, the mythologic ones watches us from the stunts valhalla) and the immature mutant hero slug.

How can he tell who is the best. Words dont tell who is the best. You can only calculate who is the best. The best is nailwood. The second is Rotoi. Bonzai joe isnt as good as that. If I would like to hear somebody speak of the others talents, (and i think its not necessary, only proofs can prove the truth) I would like it was the best. Oops i rotoied again. And not some ass speaking donkey. haaan hiii haaan hiihaaaan. Soon, parano and bonzai joe will make the law in stunts if we dont care.

truth is elsewhere.
#1870
Track Design Contest 2002 / GTO
October 30, 2002, 09:55:32 PM
ow a new track. I am going to rotoi it...

oops... sorry... I rotoied....

reum... I mean, I am rotoiing... aArrgh! I was Rotoied!!!
#1871
ISA-IRC: Replay Handling / don't believe everything
October 30, 2002, 09:41:54 PM
well... nice proof of dogfighting habits. And another stunts pipsqueak is accessing the stunts gotha. With such a rage, u can easily race on every tracks, every month. Dont tell me that the time u spend foolishly replying to the bursts o the wind in those electric topics, u hadnt spend it better exercising other kind of merciless talents on ZACK 18. AH AH AH.

I hope two things: one: to be faster than u on buenos. two: to see u become a regular opponent in stunts competitions.

I have seen in my career some great (alanrotoi, bonzai joe, ben snel and akoss poo) and some ghost (roy, bismark and parano) opponents.

tadaaa!!! one more post.
#1872
Team Zone / New pipsqueak for Unskilled Drivers
October 30, 2002, 12:37:01 PM
A team is stronger today. Good team dynamics. U can think about a team site now ;)

Meganium, Orion, Cork have team sites, u can see them @

http://www.meganium.cjb.net  http:/www.0rion.tk and find the other one by yourself  8)
#1873
ISA-IRC: Replay Handling / don't believe everything
October 28, 2002, 09:25:21 PM
please. stop. pathetic.

Who joins the cant stop laughing at Parano smart club? I ll send u a member card.
#1874
Stunts Chat / Live event
October 27, 2002, 04:56:33 PM
??? cmon explain yourself i'm waiting for ur lights  8)
#1875
Stunts Chat / Live event
October 26, 2002, 09:03:37 PM
ow i give up, i got my opinion ;) (tis the same opinion from the beginning) Sorry for the people i hurt. Wasnt the point. The point was to present other opinions than the common and positive one. See ye on the podiums.