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#46
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There is an opposition in this 1/4 between the realist and the joga bonito football. germany and south american football is not realist enough. I would compare the paths of germany, brasil and argentina in this world cup to a gentle walk on the beach, watching the girls... happy happy happy.

england, ukrania, france, portugal and italy crawled their way to the 1/4! they had only bad luck, bad luck and bad luck, they could not play at their real level.

but in this second group, opposed to the group of the easy riders, i see another opposition: france and portugal are the TERMINATORS.

portugal showed how much the SCOLARI is a mastermind felon against the nederlands traps traps traps kill kill kill. his team sent the message to the world of football: whatever it takes "we'll crawl our way to the final and cut off ya bowls!"

france just showed how much the DOMENECH is a mastermind against the ugly, weak, old fashion, unefficient and awkward... JOGA BONITO.
#47
luis aragones: the most intuitive and stupid coach i ever saw... he draws back from the front line three of his best players in the middle of the guadalcanal battle: RAUL (the legendary one shot one kill) XAVI ALONSO (multirole offence defence horse trailer in the midlfield) and VILLA, his best striker?!?????? WTF!!!!

its the most stupid spanish coach i ever saw... even worse than the stupid javier clemente

I liked the moment when vieira hit the face of fernando torres and aragones started to yell at the referee... zidane came and told him to shut up... all of france in this moment remembered what he said about henry.
#48
on saturday it will be a world champion against the world champion. A rivalry between the last and the penultimo.

a match for the eternal glory of zinedine zidane
#49
youpi!!! der veg nach berliiiiin!!!!
#50
what are you doing on the night of the 9th july? I'll be watching france beating germany in BERLIN

MACHT BERLIN!!! RAUS!!!
#51
JOGA MALITO (part 1)

Quote from: "vamo"so Alain\Kryss, today its gonna be bye bye Zisu ???  
I prefer a lot more to face Spain in the quarter-final

saturday it's probably gonna be game over for the weak defence of brasil. forget the big salaries, it's france against brasil RELOADED. this time there will be no "magic", finito the so called "o joga bonito"! don't hope to rely on the "football quality" the "mastery" or the "art" from your players... there will be no football match! there will be twenty two idiots fighting for the ball anybody remember when happened the last football match when brasil faced FOOTBALL REALISM??? even against germany in 2002, brasil didnt face a CRAZY stallin DEFENSIVE TEAM LIKE FRANCE!!! name ONLY ONE real trailer horse defensive player in the team of brazil??? ONLY ONE!

and on saturday, AAAAALL brasil, this big country full of happy people will LEARN football AGAIN!
#52
The pitch looks incredibly "spherical", like a mountain, like in those football cartoons you like to read all the time... you run up the field during a very long time, it seems its eternity. you shoot so strong that the ball is oval when it flies to barthez. barthez first stops the ball, then his feet lose contact with the ground and he falls back into his own goal... IT'S FANTASTIC!!! SPAIN GOES TO THE QUARTER FINAL!!!

RIIIIIING! it's time, wake up jose luis aragones! it's nine o'clock, we are the 28th of june and spain is dead!
#53
here we are, vamo, FRANCE-BRASIL!!!

LAST TIME you feared ZINEDINE ZIDANE EL MAGNIFICO and this time, we got THREE of them ZINEDINE ZIDANE: RIBERY, VIEIRA and ZINEDIIIIIIIIIIIIINE ZIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE
#54
QuoteI hope they kick really hard, hehehe

ay this is the way to say it... a really really hard kick, and, considering the felonry level of these italians (materazzi is the best of them) the hardest kick in the italian football history :D

Quoteso Alain\Kryss, today its gonna be bye bye Zisu ???

well i don't think you used the good words on this expression. but zidane is playing his last international official match. against spain. so YES :)

QuoteI prefer a lot more to face Spain in the quarter-final

MMMh fascinating, very very fascinating... brasil frightened by france. the most famous "war veteran syndrom" :D (and note that spain also would have prefered to play switzerland)

ALLEZ LES BLEUS!
#55
but italy could play 200 matches like yesterday against australia, australia would never score any single goal. and italy would get two hundred penalties
#56
Quote from: "Chulk"well but they lack ideas when they have to attack!

i think italy just never was an attack team? are we the world football fans  all 110% agreeing?
#57
Quote from: "vamo"defence HELPS to wins the matches. with no goal, no win at all.

no, defence never helped winning a match... defence was always just good never getting goals... only switzerland goalkeeper goes out undefeated, the team goes out beaten by ukrania.

italy and switzerland history in the world cups a lesson to meditate. they always bet on the catenaccio.

TODAY!:

france wins, and brasil wins. but i am not so sure france will win and i am not so sure ghana will concede a goal to brasil in the official time.
#58
now seriously: i didnt realise how deep a shit match the italians were able to do... and materazzi il idolo!!!!! out of the game!!! la tradizione interista!!!  MATERAZZI IS THE MAN!!!!
#59
Quote from: "vamologocomisso"how they supossed to score ? randomly ?

well... with a penalty in the very last second of the game... AHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

CATENAAAAAAAAAACIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FOOOOOOOOORRRRRZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA  AZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

vaffanculooooooooooooooooooooooooooo australiaaaaaaaaa merdalorrraaaaaaaaa  Figlio di puttana rhuus hiddink Fare una figura di merda Ti metto il cazzo in culo e te lo faccio uscire dalla bocca Vecchio sporcaccione La tua madre puzza di pesce Non me ne frega un cazzo Posso leccarti la figa? Tua madre si da per niente Caccati in mano e prenditi a schiaffi

wow this was a string of insults!!!
#60
stunts pipsqueaks try