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I didn't know that I am Bonzai Joe because once upon a time when I was 10 years old, I wrote a story in which there was a character called Bonzai Joe (just called so because I thought it sounded cool) and then some months later, I started calling my self Bonzai Joe on the scoreboard when I raced with ManOnMoon. Now I am just Bonzai Joe because I am so used to it that I won't take another name. I don't think it's a particularly great name... the greatest name here is of course Zak McKracken.
By the way, we also know the origin of Roy's name (his real name) and of Alain's name (same thing). Mingva is probably a strange anagram/abbreviation of Mindaugas Gvozdas, and Krys Toff is a different way of spelling "Christophe". But the others I don't know... Parano must have something to do with Paranoya, and Duke Bismarck was a german (Preussian)... duke... in late 1800's/early 1900's. He slaughtered the danes in 1864.

Satellite. 1957.

That makes no sense - the worst drivers should join Unskilled drivers, and then you can go make a team called "Skilled drivers" with the others

Reversed dejavu...

I still don't understand that attitude. Don't you understand why we get a bit perplexed? Sure it's possible to go 1.12 in Buenos Aires, but without replay handling? I wouldn't have thought so before the competition. Seriously, would you have guessed that it was even possible to go under 1.15 without replay handling? Anyway, as I have said at least a thousand times before, I find it difficult NOT to believe. Now I'm just looking forward to the RH competition.

JTK, KHR, CAP, LQR, CMG, CTG, SDK, MFT, PCK.... What's with all those 3-letter abbreviations?

Firstly, I think I am wrong, and that you can use cheat cars in 1.1 as well. Secondly: A few objections to the rules:
1. No shortcuts: why not?
2. Do not show your replay etc.... that's what teams are for.

Regards

Fdzierva was not as good as any of the four drivers I mentioned, I am not as good as Fdzierva, and Inavoeg was not as good as me. He won a lot in 1999, but the competition wasn't nearly half as strong back then as it is in 2002 and was in Kalpen 2001.

This track would be a sure winner if the competition was "most annoying track". It's extremely confusing and much too long, which gives it an awful competition compatibility. Apart from that, it's boring, and even more boring with the GTO than with the Indy. It get's a 1, but it would be good as a joke...

You mistyped the Orion link! :-P

http://www.corkscrew.tk/
http://www.corkscrew.tk/
http://www.corkscrew.tk/

Neil: There was a competition that tried to allow cheat cars, until they found out that no one joined because having cheat cars in a competition is completely pointless. It means you have to spend half of your time designing a car, backing up one of your other cars, playing on 1.0 etc. and everyone wants to play Stunts But I'll join your competition if cheat cars aren't allowed. Right now we don't have any regular Indy competition like the one at "www.kalpen.de" and I think we need one...

Why not? There is no data at all in the rpl file that shows whether a break has been done? Oh I see... But it was a nice thought

Nooo! We're doomed!

Bismarck. He found another racing game. Sob  :cry:
And now we're at it: Where is Fdzierva? Where is Pershing II? Where is Judge Greg? Where is TrX? Where is Argammon? (R.I.P) Where is Sylvain Chabert? Where is Idiot? Where is Ravager? Where is D@rio?

Yes, go Looping Warriors! Go drive the track!