ZCT 59 predictions

[Akoss Poo a.k.a. Zorromeister]

Yes, Ayrton's times are making me very bored... But Alan Rotoi's amazing 16-17-18 trilogy didn't exactly make me bored with Stunts...

Not bored, 'bored'.

"The summer of 2003 was a very important summer for me, because it marked the moment when I stopped being a constant top pipsqueak. After ZCT25 I had won five of the last seven races (and been very close on Z22), and it was the culmination of my Stunts career. When ZCT26 came, I was never the same pipsqueak again. Being on the top of the Zakstunts scoreboards is a very psychologically interesting phenomenon. In other competitions, it is possible to win by just being skilled and driving once. In Zakstunts, to be on top, you have to be dedicated, to work hard, to keep trying and trying. It overshadows your life. So why does anyone want to have their life overshadowed by a computer game? It is a great game sure, but no game is great enough to be worthy of taking over the human life, which is so full of opportunities, and the sparks of greatness of which can dazzle you into violent blissful awe. But being a constant top-pipsqueak at Zakstunts can satiate the natural desire you can feel to be the best in the world. I have been the best in the world at something, and it happened to be Stunts in winter 2002/2003. It was a strange feeling, and it?s interesting to think about."

That feeling.

Earlier arrival of AR --->>> earlier top fight --->>> the quoted feeling would have occured earlier --->>> earlier downfall than after ZCT 25

Ayrton's times will keep me far away from real competition racing - I will drive by pleasure from February - and who knows... maybe top times will come again.

B?FF!

[al il professore]

the greatest team ever is meganium the greatest drivers and achievements are over there.

it bored bonzai joe and roy, bored CAP and parano, bored argammon, meganium aces high bored everybody. orion is the only team able to beat alanrotoi on ISA, and orion is the only team still able to fight for the leading time against ayrton, so when i read about worms like akoss poo thinking they were the best in the world, it makes me mad.

your driving level is crap, you are nothing, bonzai joe.

orion is the second best team ever. what are the achievements besides meganium and orion? we teach you how to drive every month, and you can't move your fingers, that's the reality. going back "losing my life" into stunts, sinking myself in a game, fighting ayrton, you don't understand that this game is better than life

don't talk about things you'll never know, bonzai joe.

[al il professore]

now for akoss poo:

i used too much words for you already, but let me tell you the important sentence:

you never had ANY kind of respect for the champions... they do things you can't dream about. you ought to respect the champions and the game. no other game is more respectable than stunts.

no other champion is more respectable than a stunts champion.

you can't do it, so you throw your shit. you say it's cheat, you say it's stupidity to spend time playing stunts...

ONLY BECAUSE YOU CAN'T DO IT jealous crap thrower (CTG is just about the same matter, and you deserve my eternal HATRED to compare him with me motherfucker)

[al il professore]

did I really write motherfucker?

[al il professore]

I DONT HAVE THE TALENT IN MY HANDS? AND WHAT HAVE YOU GOT IN YOUR HAND? A DICK? AND A BEER IN THE OTHER HAND? WHERE ARE YOU ON THIS MONTH SCOREBOARDS? WHERE IS BONZAI JOE? WHERE IS CTG??? WHERE AM I???

you will never respect real champions, cornichon, trouduc, PD encul? ta RAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS hongrois de meeeeeeeeeeeeeeerde t'es un perdu ta m?re fait piti? en short dans le bidet mouche ? merde!

[CTG]

Alain: you are really-really bored. But don't be afraid, it will become even worse. Everybody hates you from the community because of childish crying and disgusting insults. You are the lowest mind in Stunts World, no doubt. Your life is emptier and emptier every day and you can't do anything against it. Your soul is a wreck - and I really hope you will kill yourself once. Or at least you will try. It will make me happy.

[BonzaiJoe]

Alain.... Akoss was quoting me. I think I was the best in the world, Akoss didn't say anything to that effect.
I want to congratulate you about being able to shoot great RH-movies even though you are a crappy pipsqueak - that's what Stunts competitions are about after all. If you think Stunts is better than real life, I shall not complain about that, I just personally think it's not quite as good (and that was me thinking that, not Akoss, again, you don't even know who to direct you hilarious insults towards ).

[CTG]

Clap, clap, clap... Nice words, Jacob! You destroy his self-confidence and I kill his soul and force him to die. Well-done!

:axe:

[al il professore]

I want to congratulate you about being able to shoot great RH-movies even though you are a crappy pipsqueak

00:59.10, jealous guys

[CTG]

I want to congratulate you about being able to shoot great RH-movies even though you are a crappy pipsqueak

00:59.10, jealous guys

Let's see: you spent that 200 hours with Stunts while I had sex several times, eat delicious foods, met many nice people and felt good generally. You only pressed some fuckin' arrows... Script on your crypt: the man who only played Stunts because his life was shit.

[BonzaiJoe]

Well CTG, I'm not with you. I think your posts should be deleted... I was only trying to settle the matter with Alain's (unreasoned?) insults that were based on complete misunderstandings.
About envy: yes, I would love to have 59.10, and if I had that, I would be glad, but I don't want to spend the hours that it will take, as far as I can see. I am going to try for some time, if I succeed that's great, if I don't, I'll be alright. That's how I like to drive. I realise that the "I will race until I reach 57.95, no matter what" doctrine gets you better results, but results are not THAT important.

[al il professore]

I want to congratulate you about being able to shoot great RH-movies even though you are a crappy pipsqueak

00:59.10, jealous guys

Let's see: you spent that 200 hours with Stunts while I had sex several times with myself

but... i didnt spend 200 hours on my SDR "current" replay which has not yet been updated

just read my current time there: 0:59.10 seconds!

[al il professore]

I realise that the "I will race until I reach 57.95, no matter what" doctrine gets you better results, but results are not THAT important.

it's not 57;95, it will be 55

[Mislav]

All right...here are the results of the 2006 insulting competition:

1st place:

Alain - he is insulting everything that moves or not. I think he has some personal problems, and I'm sorry for that. Better to be a good loser than such a winner (although, Ayrton is a winner, second one is the first loser:) And by the way, everybody can see on a RH lap how many hours are spent on it, you said it to me once, telemetric master, you remember?

In the end, this should be a game, not war.

[Mislav]

2nd place: CTG

Well, even if CTG is insulting like a maniac, I like his insulting style a bit more than Alain's. He puts his soul into it. I can feel his anger in that nasty words he's typing... At least, it's nice that there is somebody who is provocated by Alain and who gives Alain back everything that he deserves in a non diplomatic way.