Stunts Dream Team

[CTG]

To make a new question: what would be the strongest Stunts team with 11 members for all the original cars? Where should we use Bonzai Joe? Ferrari? Countach? One pipsqueak should handle only one car.

Some of my possible choices (still thinking on the dream team):

Akoss Poo - Lancia, P962
Alan Rotoi - any cars (tuned with dog food  )
Alain - any cars just give him 745653465436 hours for RH
Argammon - any cars slower than IMSA
Ayrton - any cars (jolly joker)
Bonzai Joe - any cars just motivate him somehow...
Chulk - Corvette
CTG - Lancia, Audi, Acura, Jaguar
Duplode - Ferrari, Indy
Gutix - any cars
Mark L. Rivers - P962, Indy
Zak McKracken - Countach

etc.

Like in football:

LM002 - Lancia, Audi, Carrera, Acura - Corvette, Countach, Ferrari - Jaguar, Porsche 962 - Indy

[Chulk]

I would go the other way around with the answer. Not naming a pipsqueak and then saying which cars he should drive but naming the cars and the most suitable pipsqueak for it. Will consider a bit before I post my answers (only based on those I've seen race enough)

[alanrotoi]

I've never won a race with the LM-002 the shitty pick-up you know...

Put me in a track with "one wheel on over the road" rule and I'll fight the podium

[Krys TOFF]

I've never won a race with the LM-002 the shitty pick-up you know...

Put me in a track with "one wheel on over the road" rule and I'll fight the podium

Then join JacStunts (and WSC when it will be back).

[BonzaiJoe]

This is the way the Stunts team should be shaped:


Alan Rotoi: ACURA   - Rotoi is good in any car, but we all still remember him best for ACURA magic

CTG: Lancia   - undoubtedly CTG's best car. He is the best Lancia driver in the world.

Akoss Poo: Audi  - Akoss is really good with Audi, Lancia and Indy. Because there are some even better pipsqueaks with Lancia and Indy, I give him Audi.

Zak McKracken: Lamborghini Countach - the notorious favourite car

Bonzai Joe: Ferrari GTO - although losing out by 10 seconds to Gutix in 2003, BJ has shown some of his most stable results in the Ferrari GTO, and his latest Zakstunts victory long, long, ago.

Mark L. Rivers: Porsche March/INDY - I could grant this car to Renato Biker, but because he is inactive and because Mark L. Rivers always seems to win with the Indy, I let him drive it.

Gutix: Corvette ZR-1 - ZCT70 is all you need to watch to understand this.

Argammon: Lamborghini LM-002 - The king of the slow cars will race the slowest car here. We cast our minds back to ZCT35, where he maxed this car's performance out at levels we couldn't have imagined.



Yeah well, I can't place Carrera, Jaguar and P962 properly. Ayrton and Alain still without cars.

[CTG]

CTG: Lancia   - undoubtedly CTG's best car. He is the best Lancia driver in the world.

I doubt it (you will see my ultra crappy Dobsina rpl's first half - leaving about 8 seconds possibility for improvements before the cork down part, so ~1:40 is possible too) - I like Jaguar and Audi better. Suggesting a Poo-CTG substitution for their cars. But still nice to read...

[zaqrack]

Zak McKracken: Lamborghini Countach - the notorious favourite car

I'm only in the dream team probably because everyone else hates my fav car

[CTG]

Zak McKracken: Lamborghini Countach - the notorious favourite car

I'm only in the dream team probably because everyone else hates my fav car

Nope. You are in the dream team because the 3 or 4 pipsqueaks being better with Countach have stronger cars. If we choose dream team strictly from the best pipsqueaks of each cars, it will be a very small one: Ayrton and Bonzai Joe.

[Chulk]

Zak McKracken: Lamborghini Countach - the notorious favourite car

I'm only in the dream team probably because everyone else hates my fav car

No, it's because your really good with it. Even if Countach was my favourite car, I can't drive it properly, so I wouldn't be in the dream team.

[CTG]

My dream team:

LM002: Argammon (agree with BJ: ZCT 35)
Lancia: Renato Biker (nice debut at Z58, amazing Torino replay: I could only beat him with hyper-RH)
Audi: CTG (car of my first ZCT victory)
Carrera: Duplode (almost beating Ayrton at the Olympic track)
Acura: Alan Rotoi (we know why)
Corvette: Gutix (ZCT 70, Veszprém)
Countach: Zak McKracken (specialist)
Ferrari: Bonzai Joe (kind of joker but he's damned good with that too)
Jaguar: Ayrton (joker again)
P962: Akoss Poo (Kaposvár)
Indy: Mark L. Rivers (no question why... )

Melange is not an original car, but Chulk is really good with that.

Other possible substitutions: Chulk in Corvette, Usrin in Audi, Alain in every cars.

[alanrotoi]

Roy Wiegerink, Ben Snel, Bonzai Joe, Argammon and Alain

VS

Gutix, Ayrton, CTG, Akoss Poo and Alan Rotoi.

[BonzaiJoe]

Hahaha, Ben Snel will have some problems in that competition 

[BonzaiJoe]

Nice touch putting Duplode in the Carrera, CTG. Then I think I will just have to put Alain and Ayrton in the IMSA cars. They aren't particularly noted for performances in those cars, but they could do well in anything.

[Chulk]

My choices would be:

LM002: Argammon (I've seen that replay you talk about, dreamy!)
Lancia: Renato Biker (I was shocked with his first race)
Audi: Alain (Special for Ultra RH as it has lots of bugs)
Carrera: Not sure, I don't remember any Carrera race but the one CTG won by flying back from the loop
Acura: Alan Rotoi
Corvette: Gutix
Countach: Zak McKracken (Only Argammon is better than him, but he's in LM002)
Ferrari: Duplode (He loves it and it shows)
Jaguar: CTG (I was always amazed of how controled the car seems to be)
P962: Ayrton (Joker here)
Indy: Mark L. Rivers

If I have to choose a car for me, I think Corvette or Melange (digital speedometer really helps me for RH) or Audi (My best average results came with it, and also my first podium)