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Cork's Crew hereby announces that it's willing to adopt a team in 2009. In the name of the Stunts World I urge all the other teams to do so as well!

Hello, lesser pipsqueaks,

long time have not talked to you. Due to my other business activitied I had to get a bit more distant from the Stunts world. You thought I was dead? Well, I'm not. Consider me resurrected if that makes you feel better.
But anyway, I'm now back to proudly pronounce, that my two long-time and true followers - Bonzai Joe and Zak McKracken will be accompanied with a new teammate starting today: Duplode.

Our combined skills supported with my money will make us stronger than ever - yay to all other teams who dare to challenge my Crew!

Wish you (except my followers, of course) broken cars and skidding tires, with love:
Cork

In any case, just to prevent any rumours, this team message will be public:

this was CTG's last throw in Cork's Crew, he had already much on his account with the never stopping ghost prejudications.

Cork

2005 season will again be MeganiuM Aces High season, like 2004 was.

Dear pipsqueak, please check out the current season's results before stating such silly things. Nothing has settled yet... my boys are trying their best!

Dear members of my crew, I am NOT pleased with your effort on the Beijing track. I told you IRC is a very important competition, and then you deliver pathetic results like this - unacceptable. Zak McKracken's 6th place is acceptable, although he surely could have done better, which means I am not satisfied, he must do better next month! But to Bonzai Joe, listen now and listen carefully: I am not paying you giant weekly wages, free vodka and free whores for stinking 4th places. I could have hired any reasonable driver for a dime and a 6-pack to get a 4th place at IRC, but you're supposed to win, not get 4th. You can look forward to a major wage cut if you don't win next month. I had faith in you, but never have I seen such a lousy result from a driver like you. Start earning your paycheck!