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Not yet. Melange would be higher with them.

Krys and Akoss voted for sure, me too. You?

Can we vote ?

the masterpiece, the perfect warrior (...) is there a higher level?

There's always a higher level : the Oracle level.
And then, there's another one : the God Of Stunts level.

Hail to the Stunts Oracle !
Hail to the Stunts Oracle and the Stunts Gods !
Long live the Stunts Oracle and the Stunts Gods !

Everybody should pray the Gods of Stunts and their emissary : the Stunts Oracle ! :smt059

Tom, if you have any doubt about tricks or shortcuts please feel free to visit me in my temple

http://listen.to/stuntsoracle

Hail to the Oracle ! Everyone should pray the Oracle !

I don't know what are you talking about. I'm in Stunts Valhalla Level 3 where Inavoeg is the master boss.

What ? :shock:
You mean you took back the Orb of Power and went with it to the Valhalla ? :cry: Nooooooooo ! I'll never have the Power of the Oracle then. Never ever. I'll leave this community and cry for the rest of my life... :cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:

But then, one question remains, who is the guy racing at Zakstunts ? Your ghost that stayed on Earth ? :lol:

[Give me a real car to drive, instead of this piece of junk!]

I'll kick all those guys away from MY road, starting with this "Diesel Joe" who has no respect and uses one of MY favorite sentences as a signature !

There something comes into my mind, fitting to this month's track:

Give me a real car to drive, instead of this piece of junk!  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

You misread Mr Diesel Joe.
I wrote this post. Me. Main priest of the Stunts Oracle Priests. The man with the black coat.
You don't know who I am ? Check the articles section : one of your teammates made 2 interviews : one of ME :twisted: , one of Alan Rotoi who still uses the Stunts Oracle name without reason. :evil:

The power of the Oracle left Akoss Poo and so he decided that life isn't worth it anyhmore.

Who is the new host of the Oracle power ?
Who took the Orb of power from Akoss Poo's hands ?
Argammon ? CTG ? Gutix ? Mingva ? ... It seems not.
It can't be Alain or Alan Rotoi, they have been hosts of the Oracle before and can't be its host once again.

So, who is the new Oracle ? Why isn't it me ? WHYYYYYYYYYYYY ?
I am Skid, the one and only, I belong to this racing power !
I WANT THE POWER OF THE ORACLE !!!!!
I'll kick all those guys away from MY road, starting with this "Diesel Joe" who has no respect and uses one of MY favorite sentences as a signature !

I AM SKID, the 1st priest of the Oracle, I MUST be GOD of pipsqueaks, I WANT THIS POWER !!!
Nobody seems to have the Power of the Oracle anymore...
Bloody Hell Akoss, where did you put the Orb ? Tell ME ! Tell MEEEEEEEEEEEE !

Stunts Oracle=Alan Rotoi. Welcome back! (change your name back please)
By the way now I'm ahead of the Stunts Oracle.

Nononono Master Akoss Poo !
Don't say that.
Sine November, you proved with your IRC performance that YOU are the new Oracle.
You can't be ahead of yourself. :lol:

Noone knows exactly who the stunts oracle is, but one is tempted to connect AlanRotoi with it in some way or another.

The Stunts Oracle is not a real driver.
It's the power of stunts God filling a pipsqueak.
Alan Rotoi was the Oracle some times ago, then Alain 'il Professore' was, then Tsino.
Now, Akoss Poo is the Oracle, and Alan Rotoi is using its name without reason !!!! :x Shame on him.

Let's all hail the glory of the real Oracle !
Akoss Poo ! (for now, except if the Power of the God leaves him. This CTG and this Argmmon guys seem to be new potential hosts of the Oracle power in these early days of 2004... :roll: )

I still can't see any reason why CTG had to leave our team. But I can see a Krys-CTG alliance next year.

PROFANATION !!!

Only The God of Stunts, the Stunts Oracle, can predict the future !

Excuse yourself to The Lord of Stunts !

Aaaaaargh.
Akoss Poo guessed right !
And he won last IRC races. :shock:
He IS the new Oracle !!!!
Forgive me Master, I misjudged you. :oops:
Glory to Akoss Poo, glory to the new Oracle !

We won't write complete lyrics, this sample of the song is explicit enough.

Song : Prayin' to a God
Artist : D*A*D

(...)
Im prayin' to a God who always says...
Im prayin' to a God who always says NO !
(...)
Down on my knees I cry out loud
I'm prayin' to a God who always says NO !
(...)

Only those of pure hearts would be accepted by the Stunts Oracle as members of the Stunts Valhalla.

How can anyone think he can give hints to the others ?

The only one that can do that is the Stunts Oracle, our Master.


Ask Him with deference, and he may give you some of His knowledge.

Where to find Him ?

In the Stunts church, at this address : http://listen.to/stuntsoracle

BLASPHEMY, PROFANATION !!!

The only one able to see the future is the Stunts Oracle.

Don't think yourself as gods, trying to see the future among the infinity of possibles.

Repent right now, you suffer the anger of the Stunts Oracle !

BLASPHEMY, PROFANATION !!!

The only one able to see the future is the Stunts Oracle.

Don't think yourself as gods, trying to see the future among the infinity of possibles.

Repent right now, you suffer the anger of the Stunts Oracle !

I still can't see any reason why CTG had to leave our team. But I can see a Krys-CTG alliance next year.

PROFANATION !!!

Only The God of Stunts, the Stunts Oracle, can predict the future !

Excuse yourself to The Lord of Stunts !