Coolest pipsqueak nickname ever?

[BonzaiJoe]

So, who has the best name?

I like Alan Rotoi, partly because of the story and the image of the man with the dog's head, but it's also aurally catchy. But there must be other really good ones.

[zaqrack]

Yep, Alan is high on the list. But I also like Ben Snel and Sneller Dan Ben

[JTK]

Of course "JTK". Or maybe "KHR"