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Started by Gutix, August 30, 2004, 04:51:38 AM

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Voting closed: August 30, 2004, 04:51:38 AM

JTK

NOW I understand what you meant with the word "maleish" - oh my God, what do you think a "maleish" man (like you tell you are) should be? Drinking, smoking, farting, eating chilli beans and racing Stunts? Well, then...  :? You should calm down a bit, Akoss Testosteronious, you mistake egocentricity for uniqueness!

Sometimes the what you call "femaleish" site of a man and the "maleish" site of a woman makes people even more interesting. You'll find out one day (I hope :!: ).

Btw.: I also like women with well-trained legs...  :roll:

BonzaiJoe

I really agree Akoss. I will tell about my symmetry theory later!

I think people like Akoss neglect one half of themselves... Jung said it: the human mind consists of an Animus and an Anima. In my case, I only think I am a little bit more man than woman. And I like it that way! And I want my girlfriend to be exactly what comes natural to her, however maleish or femaleish that is.
But we can't be quite sure.


Akoss Poo a.k.a. Zorromeister

Quote from: "JTK"NOW I understand what you meant with the word "maleish" - oh my God, what do you think a "maleish" man (like you tell you are) should be? Drinking, smoking, farting, eating chilli beans and racing Stunts? Well, then...  :? You should calm down a bit, Akoss Testosteronious, you mistake egocentricity for uniqueness!

Okay, biology lesson:

MAN:
- tall
- hair on the body
- wide shoulder bone
- thin hip
- beer belly or muscular build
- maleish face (sharp-faced)
- strong, deep voice

WOMAN:
- short(er than a man)
- body with little hair
- long hair
- thin shoulder bone
- thick hip
- thin build or at least non muscular build
- femaleish, innocent face
- tender voice

HUMAN ETOLOGY LESSON:

MAN:
- watches football
- likes cars
- do sports
- brave
- dominates in a relationship
- sometimes aggressive
- lion hearted
- drink
- gives protection
- his task is to set the conditions for bringing up the children

WOMAN:
- hates football
- doesn't care about politics
- doesn't have a hard job
- likes doing the housework
- doesn't do sports
- tender
- vulnerable
- needs protection
- her task is to bring up children.

Are you satisfied? Am I right?
Chürműű! :-)

3626.53 km

zaqrack

Quote from: "Akoss Poo"

MAN:
- watches football
- likes cars
- do sports
- brave
- dominates in a relationship
- sometimes aggressive
- lion hearted
- drink
- gives protection
- his task is to set the conditions for bringing up the children

WOMAN:
- hates football
- doesn't care about politics
- doesn't have a hard job
- likes doing the housework
- doesn't do sports
- tender
- vulnerable
- needs protection
- her task is to bring up children.

Are you satisfied? Am I right?

no.
100 years ago you probably were.

Akoss Poo a.k.a. Zorromeister

Quote from: "zaqrack"no.
100 years ago you probably were.

I am not the part of this modern civilizated dirty goo. I don't follow the fashion (femaleish boys, maleish girls), I preserved my wisdom from past centuries. I feel good, and I know I'm on the right way.
Chürműű! :-)

3626.53 km

zaqrack

thats great, you must feel happy then.

I follow my own way too and I'm happy. Endlessly.
I just dont see why can't you stop insulting others who are different from you.

Akoss Poo a.k.a. Zorromeister

i feel good, not happy, i'm sad and lonely. but it's good to feel i'm walking the longer but more beautiful, the better way, and i'm not giving up. it's also a good feeling to write my opinion here, and from the reactions i can notice how far away i am from the average. how similar the people are, everybody is against me, following the fashion, the goo, but feeling happy. but once in the future when my star will shine the brightest i will be happier than anybody...
Chürműű! :-)

3626.53 km


Gutix

Quote from: "zaqrack"Lets just sum up what you know about my girlfriend at most:

she is 25
she loves biking
she has strong-looking legs
she has a better time than you on the mountain time-trial
she has a cute voice
she loves me much
I love her much

:roll:

Quote from: "Akoss Poo"Okay, biology lesson:

MAN:
- tall
- hair on the body
- wide shoulder bone
- thin hip
- beer belly or muscular build
- maleish face (sharp-faced)
- strong, deep voice

WOMAN:
- short(er than a man)
- body with little hair
- long hair
- thin shoulder bone
- thick hip
- thin build or at least non muscular build
- femaleish, innocent face
- tender voice

HUMAN ETOLOGY LESSON:

MAN:
- watches football
- likes cars
- do sports
- brave
- dominates in a relationship
- sometimes aggressive
- lion hearted
- drink
- gives protection
- his task is to set the conditions for bringing up the children

WOMAN:
- hates football
- doesn't care about politics
- doesn't have a hard job
- likes doing the housework
- doesn't do sports
- tender
- vulnerable
- needs protection
- her task is to bring up children.


Nice statistics  :?  :roll:

JTK

Indeed  :D  But never trust any statistics you didn't falsify by yourself.  8)

Krys TOFF

Quote from: "Mingva"
Quote...and the commentaries done by krys in IRC!!
Krys made analysis (eh, those times) and commentaries were in my responsibility  :wink:
Main page comments were done by Mingva, analysis comments were done by me, modified by Mingva for online adaptation (he used 4 CP only and I always used more CP than that).
For each track results page, "Reports" comments were Mingva's and "Analysis" comments were mine, adapted by Mingva.

BonzaiJoe

Well, no women or men I know are like that Akoss, so I don't see why that should be some sort of definition of them. It looks to me like you've just made it up.

You can say we are all against you because you are the only one who ties yourself to a very strict ideal made by someone else, while the rest of us just do what comes naturally according to our personality. If that's what you mean...
But we can't be quite sure.