Dream with Stunts pipsqueaks

[Akoss Poo a.k.a. Zorromeister]

Left. 100%.

Well, I guess only your ego makes you say that. At least 85% that it was with the right hand, but considerating the power difference between our arms, it's still a very big shame for you (and a great tactical victory for me), independently from the arm question.

[CTG]

I call you for a 20 victory in a row contest. Now you are heavier and I haven't visited the gym for 6 years.

[Argammon]

Well, not to spoil your confidence, CTG, but are you aware that armwrestling is not only about power?
First, I will begin with minor points:

1)Technique
2)Only some muscles are used

But more important: The lenght of the arm has a significant influence! The lenght of the forearm is especially important. Leverage is the keyword here. Since the distance between the center of rotation and the hands is longer for Akoss, the following statement is true:

If both of you are similar in strenght and technique, daily form, etc, then: Akoss will lose!

I know that my explanation is a bit short but it's certainly true...

So bottom line is that if you beat Akoss in armwrestling it does not necessarily imply that you are stronger than him. Now what's the lenght of both of your forearms? Maybe then we could approximate your advantage over him  .

[CTG]

I guess he has longer arms but I'm a lot stronger than Akoss.

[Akoss Poo a.k.a. Zorromeister]

CTG is much stronger than me, so longer arms (which is true) or better technique (which was never analyzed) can't and wouldn't help me. That match (my only victory) was a special one. CTG - as always in our previous matches - did very contemptously: he knew that he is much stronger than me, therefore he could let me push his arm down to a few centimetres from the table, and but no more. He was as strong that he could hold me there, he was playing with me. I tried to push his arm down on the table, but I couldn't. Then I changed tactics: suddenly I took CTG's arm up very quickly, and then hit it back downwards also very quickly. CTG's arm get out of control with and knocked on the table - he lost. His arrogant style cost a lot: this time, brain was enough to win over strength minus arrogancy. He is far the strongest guy I ever beat in armwrestling, and I guess I am far the weakest he ever lost to. I consider this one of my greatest sports result.

[CTG]

F U C K you!!!

[Argammon]

Ok, I guess if CTG is really able to play with you like that. Then there must be a huge strenght difference which can't be explained by arm lenght.

The story sounded to me as if CTG had been armwrestling with an average girl. 

[BonzaiJoe]

You remind me of the first arm-wrestling match I ever won It was in January 2006, versus an average girl. It was a long and hard fight, maybe 2-3 minutes, but in the end I won!

My arms were certainly a lot longer than hers, though

[StuntingHoschte]

another dream

this time, ctg, akoss poo, me, chulk, bonzai joe, usrin, zaqrack and argammon sat on a table. we played a dice game with 2 dices, one has moved when the 6 appeared on top and one has to have 1 or 6 on top.i had the dice with the rule, that the six has be on the top and the other one was 3 pipsqueaks away from me. the dice came nearer and i didnt got the 6. oh crap i thought and suddenly i had the 2 dices and thats bad when someone got them both: he gets slapped! so ctg came with a guitar, akoss with a shoe, chulk with a wooden pipe, bonzai joe with a slapring, usrin with eggs, ROTTEN eggs zaqrack with a billard queue and argammon used balloons full with urine. so they began to attack me. ctg hammered the guitar on my head, so i fell in sleep. akoss the smashed his shoe in my nuts. chulk did it too with the wooden pipe. then BJ slapped me with the slapring into the face and zaqrack rammed the bilard queue in the stomach while they did the actions, usrin threw rotten eggs against me sleeping and argammon threw the balloons filled with urine against me. as i woke up, chulk slapped me on my eyes so i couldnt see something.when my eyes didnt hurt i went on toilet to urinize and i pissed blood. ouch again

[zaqrack]

ouch. such a nightmare! But according to the events happened in the past I should have been the one slapping eggs

[BonzaiJoe]

I liked the "balloons full of urine" part... How naughty of you Argy! 

[Chulk]

Hey, guys... I think we should stop hitting StuntingHoschte in his dreams. Or maybe he is a gay masoquist and likes to get hit by several men at the same time!

Just kidding StuntingHoschte 

[StuntingHoschte]

a new dream.

this time i sat in a lancia delta integrale and saw CTG when he let spinned the wheels of his all new porsche 911. so i raced against CTG on ozd. it seemed we will be first if he didnt be silly to not turn right a little in a loop. i was 100 metres behind him and saw his car flying off the loop!!!

i fastly drove there asi saw the porsche laying on the roof, which was totally wrecked. i helped CTG out, he was hardly injured. 

than i saw the porsche exploding and then i was transporting CTG into hospital. the doc said, he had a broken arm and both legs are broken. 

3 months later will be dreamed soon!!!

[CTG]

LOL!

[StuntingHoschte]

i just say, this was the crappiest dream of one stunt pipsqueak ive had